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12596099 No.12596099 [Reply] [Original]

You are what you eat.

>> No.12596102

You have to be a cannibal to retain your humanity.

>> No.12596104

I am everything

>> No.12596152

>>12596104
enlightened and godpilled

>> No.12596166

>>12596099
That's why the ladies call me MEET

>> No.12596175
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>>12596099
>be me
>eats fatty, doughy, junk food
>am a fat, dought piece of junk


please help me.

>> No.12596176

>>12596102
deep

>> No.12596194

>>12596175
Keto

>> No.12596197

>>12596176
>>12596194

Deep Keto. Found my new band name

>> No.12596201

>>12596194
i did that amd got nausia and kidney pain so bad i had to sleep elevated and with painkillees

my poo got so sharp it bled

>> No.12596207
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12596207

>be me
>eat sugary foods
>am very sweet

>> No.12596216

>>12596099
Nope. The actual quote was, "tell me what you eat: I'll tell you what you are." Of course the simplictic vox populi changed it to your absurd statement

>> No.12596526

>>12596201
That's not true.

>> No.12596585

>>12596175
>just eat less bro

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>>12596099
>be me
>be poor
>eat nothing
>be nothing
>mfw I dont exist

>> No.12596837

>>12596194
Keto is fucking retarded and i'll tell you why

>> No.12596847

>>12596837
Feel free retard

>> No.12596848

this is the best argument for veganism

>> No.12596850

>eat ice cream
>be cool

>> No.12596856

>>12596847
Your bodys main fuel source is carbohydrates, what you do on keto is essentially empty your main fuel tank and run on your reserve energy source (ketosis). Plus the lack of fiber is astonishing. You can expect kidney disease amongst others and death in the future

>> No.12596861

>>12596207
And fat also?

>> No.12596910

>>12596856
You have no clue what you are talking about. Your bodies primary fuel source is ATP. Carbs are the most efficient "fuel source," and your body stores the fat because you consume carbs instead. The purpose of keto, is to switch your bodies primary fuel source in order to achieve autophagy and burn fat reserves. Fiber is ok to consume on a keto diet. It doesn't trigger an insulin response, thus doesn't affect ketosis.

Keto is a method to rapidly shock your body into a healthy state, and eliminate fat quickly, which it does. It is not a "way of life." Carbs aren't evil, they are good to consume as long as you are healthy and have a diverse diet.

Assuming all people who are pro-Keto are Keto Cultists is like assuming all christians are young earth creationists.

>> No.12596925

>>12596099
All I eat is vegies, fish, coffee and a couple of beers a night. I am tall and fit looking.

>> No.12596927

>>12596104
lard ass

>> No.12596932

>>12596910
keto is fucking retarded

>> No.12596936

>hes not on a McDiet
cringe

>> No.12596952

>>12596856
>have several hundred thousand calories stored on your body
>this diet will deprive you of certain dietary fuel sources so that your body is forced to consume the unbelievable amount of fuel it has stored
>bf% consequently decreases
>this is why keto is bad

>> No.12596985

>>12596910
>assuming all christians are young earth creationists.
They're not?
Pill me on this real quick.

>> No.12597622

>>12596104
I am MY ALL OF MEEE

>> No.12597658

>be gay
>eat cum
>eat ass
>periodt

>> No.12597700

>>12596952
keto is fucking retarded

>> No.12597732

>>12596099
So that's why I'm such a massive piece of shit.

>> No.12598233

I am nothing

>> No.12598241

>>12596848
Why? I don’t want to be a fruit or a vegetable.

>> No.12598243

>>12596194
Cringe

>> No.12598250

>eat mainly fruit
>am gay
>rest of the diet is vegetables
>am dumb as fuck
checks out

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>>12596925
drink more water buddeh

>> No.12598729

>>12596099
>tfw fasting

>> No.12598740

>>12596099
Then I am a fruit

>> No.12598745

>>12596099

Is that why you're such a dick? Haaaaaaaa gottim!

>> No.12598746

I guess that makes me a Monster

>> No.12598786

>>12598745
Op btfo!