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What are some recipes that utilize mostly masked raw strong alcohol. I'm feeling super horny so I need to get my gf wasted so she relaxes her pussy muscles.

>> No.12591817

This is not a joke thread btw. It's not rape cause she always consents but according to her she can't relax her pussy muscles because of nervousness.

>> No.12591833

Raw alcohol is going to be tough. Maybe a dessert with an alcoholic glaze?

>> No.12591840

>>12591833
I'd prefare a savory dish, desserts with alcohol like cake take too long to make for what I need. Maybe some sort of custard or mousse could work.

>> No.12591845

>>12591840
Most savoury dishes end up cooking out most of the alcohol. You'd have to hide it in a sauce or something, but raw alcohol in food sounds unpleasant. Maybe mixed into a salad dressing or gravy?

>> No.12591846

>>12591798
jello shots, alcoholic chocolates, alcoholic pudding - with a pudding pie twist.
i'm not gonna shill some cruddy swill, but you can't really go wrong with creamy spirits and whatever else you wanna mix them with.
another good rec is Irish cream, and you can get plenty of alternatives that stuff for much, much cheaper than your name brands.

are you looking for something super strong and fast, or something light and plenty? that should be your first question.

>> No.12591904

>>12591846
Im looking for something strong and fast. We'll probably be drinking some beers so an addition of something like that could do some serious damage.

>> No.12591927

>>12591817
Tell her to see a doctor. He can suggest something more suitable.

>> No.12591928

>>12591845
Maybe something that uses vinegar could feature alcohol as substitute. I heard of something like that before but I got no ideas.

>> No.12591932

>>12591927
I will but for now I just need to loosen her up with alcohol.

>> No.12591965

>>12591904
Everclear - drink it straight, don't be a fucking bitch

>> No.12591977

>>12591965
I need to get it in HER lowkey. Drinking anything straight is out of the question.

>> No.12592005

Oh shit. I think artificial caviar could be what I need. It would work as capsules carrying strong alcohol. I'd flavor it with fish on the outside and alcohol with fish and egg yolk on the inside. Do you guys know how to make some with just gelatine?

>> No.12592021

There's an old image about a guy making a slushie out of rum gatorade and 7up i think. I'm sure if you mix those stuff you'll have a tasty hard alcohol.

Just fuck her overly tight pussy you faggot.

>> No.12592022

>>12592005
Have you thought about breaking up with your girlfriend and/or finding one that doesn't have a broken vagina?

>> No.12592035

>>12592022
Yes

>> No.12592038

>>12591798
A Jordan poster? On /ck/? What has this world come to?

>> No.12592055

>>12591977
You just cant hide alcohol, it stinks and the required dose is fairly large in volume.
Another drug is what you are asking for, something like GHB or benzodiazepines. Bill Cosby can probably help you more than we can, he did play a doctor on TV after all.

>> No.12592318

>>12591927
why would you see a doctor because your pussy is tight

>> No.12592340

>>12592318
It's actually a common medical issue among females. Vaginas are supposed to expand, and if they don't, something is wrong. Think of it as the female equivalent of erectile dysfunction.

>> No.12592347

>>12592038
Someone please tell me who the fuck that is and why is she keeping being memed on this board. Even reverse searching doesn't fucking work.

>> No.12592725

>>12592347
She's my wife, Jordan Mcewen

>> No.12592740

>>12592340
>Vaginas are supposed to expand, and if they don't, something is wrong
It's called being so sexually repulsed by OP that her vagina BSODs.

>> No.12593045

>>12591817
Does your gf go to the gym? If so, she should stop doing squats. Muscle exercise in women causes that. When my sister gave birth for the first time, she couldn't push her baby out because her muscles prevented her from doing that. The baby had to be c-sectioned. Especially squats are not very healthy for women.

>> No.12593342

>>12591817
She needs to start doing pilates and kegel's. She needs to start being able to willingly control those muscles. I was unable to fully penetrate my exgf during our first few times without her feeling a lot of pain. Eventually she learned how to control her muscles down there, and she was actually able to "massage" my penis or jokingly clamp down on it (and it actually hurt). Keep trying, but be gentle and loving, don't get her drunk, you idiot. Giving her a clit orgasm first will make her more relaxed and aroused, put a finger inside while you're licking her.

>> No.12593415

>>12593342
Will she want to fuck after an orgasm?

>> No.12593426

You people are all plebs. As long as no one goes to jail, the best sex is when only one person is enjoying it.

>> No.12593432
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12593432

>>12593342
>while you're licking her
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.12593433

>>12593415
Yes

>> No.12593604

>>12593415
For women, while they usually need to rest for a minute after it happens, having an orgasm only makes it easier for them to have another one afterwards.

>>12593432
Huh?
Are you an idiot? Since when is liking the smell of female juices gay? Incel

>> No.12593645

>>12593604
Not him but full cunnilingus is pretty cucked. It's way easier to make her cum with anything but your tongue.

>> No.12593654

>>12593604
>advocating lapping up a fetid, yeasty leg gap
eww

>> No.12593726

>>12593645
>>12593654
It's easier for me to make her cum if I just penetrate her, but that wasn't the point, here.
Also, if you're in anyway disgusted by the vagina of your partner, you're gay.

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>>12591798
She looks a lot like the oldy timey actress Geneviève Bujold who was in some pretty entertaining movies.

>> No.12593878

>>12593654
This
Women would be perfect if not for the stench

>> No.12593900

>>12593654
>>12593878
Perhaps you two need better taste.

>> No.12594572

>>12593654
the absolute state of this board
if it smells yeasty, she has a yeast infection
it really is that simple
sorry you performed your first cunningulus on a 10 dollar hooker but other people had better experiences

>> No.12595975

Just eat her out retard

>> No.12596343

>>12591798
50/50 blue Alize and lemonade is strong enough to get smashed on but just tastes like a blue jellybean

>> No.12596357

>>12591798
Pink panty dropper.

Get a jar, fill with strawberries then everclear.
Shake it every now and again and let sit a week or two, then drain the everclear off into another jar and set aside.
Add a ton of sugar to the strawberries and same old shit shake every now and then, let it go for a week or however long until it's all liquid, drain that off and add more sugar.

Then just mix the original everclear and the sugar alcohol strawberry syrup to whatever proportions you want. Just tastes sweet and strawberryey but probably still like 80 proof or better.

>> No.12596369

>>12591798
Some kind of blender drink? Pina Colada. 100 Bananas, that is 99 bananas, ice, water and a banana.

>> No.12596582

>>12591977
Alcoholic chocolates would be your best bet, they're a low amount of alcohol I believe, but if used with something like creme de cacao then you're not gonna taste the fucking alcohol a single bit, just mistake it for a bitter dark chocolate note if anything.

>> No.12596842
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>>12591817
>it's not rape
>i need to get my """""gf""""" wasted without her knowing so that I can fuck her