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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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12591694 No.12591694 [Reply] [Original]

these are the best thing ever. fight me.

>> No.12591733

>>12591694
I don't know anon, a 2v1 against me and diabetes doesn't seem fair.

>> No.12591761

>>12591694
I love those little fuckers. Pairs well with a Winston cigarette.

>> No.12592158

Dunkaroos
/thread

>> No.12592173

>>12591694
I'm sorry that you have a bad palate because those are objectively disgusting. The only way they're sort of ok is if you scrape off all the icing and throw it away. Even then it's like eating clay.

>> No.12592176

>>12592173
>I can't eat sugar so you're the one with the bad palate!
alright lol

>> No.12592179

I used to think so too until I developed tastebuds

>> No.12592197

>>12592176
Eating super sugary foods is the sign of a bad palate tho. That's just truth. I like sweets sometimes, but I like them to taste like more than just pure sugar. You're the reason we get called Amerilards on the internet.

>> No.12592224
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12592224

Shitty, dry, flavorless, crumbly cookie topped with Crisco whipped with sugar.

Literally the worst dessert in the world, name one worse.

>> No.12592226

Real talk how do I make cookies with that texture? I think they'd be good if they had something else going for them other than sweet.

>> No.12592234

>>12592224
>dry
>crumbly
different cookies Anon, these are soft.

>> No.12592290

>>12592197
This guy has it right. When I eat desserts, I go for the fruit pies and cobblers. You need some flavor other than just sugar and chocolate.

>> No.12592304

These are the best cookies confirmed.

>> No.12592319

Does everyone here share a brain?? Have your own opinion for god sakes. I'm a wizard here forever and I've been noticing a lot more that ideas spread among you mushbrains like fungus on a tree. One week there is an idea from one poster that gradually becomes the consensus of the board as a whole. Have your own thoughts. Quit puppeting the opinions of others. Be your own Anon.

>> No.12592341

>>12591694
I like one every once in awhile but just one because they're so sweet. OK maybe 2... but that's it

>>12592319
Welcome to 4chan dot org

>> No.12592557

>>12591694
>fight me.
I wasn't going to. I wouldn't stand a chance.

the diarrhea that ensues if you eat too many at once is pretty horrible, though. everything else is tops.

>> No.12592577

>>12591761
Absolutely decadent

>> No.12592599

>>12591694
amerimutt palette

>> No.12592608

>>12592319
>like fungus on a tree
heh that's pretty witty. mind if i use it?

>> No.12592609

>>12592577
I gut Redman and love breathing in exhaust and gasoline. I usually deprive myself of creature comforts, etc. If I don't, I feel eyes judging me and stick little nails into my skin. Society needs me to skip the cookies. I heed all expectations and place my worth into the opinions of pink apes in jeans.

>> No.12592620

>>12591694
Those suck. And I'll fight you right now. This'll be me in the blue shorts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSB0awuNuAo

>> No.12592720

>>12591694
Ok
They are bad for you, the batter was probably made from grinding up packing peanuts, the frosting is like elmers glue but with sugar, the sprinkles are probably the least offensive because only like one producer makes sprinkles for the whole country so they cant fuck that up, and the more you eat the poorer you stay

Actual opinion: they are crack cocaine, i have finished a box in a sitting. Im not fat but i dont want to be fat so i avoid even looking at them at smart n final.

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12592751

>>12591694
Not when these exist.

>> No.12592755

>>12592751
Thats so evil. God. Im a bad girl..

>> No.12593927

If yo eat the whole box in one go your poops turn the same color as the icing

>> No.12593933

>>12591694
just buy a tub of frosting and shovel that in your face fatty.

>> No.12594344

>>12591694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_FOuyzQ9mg

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12595096

>>12591694

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>>12594344
I concur with reviewbrah

these things are fucking heinous and should be removed from shelves immediately

>> No.12596373

>>12594344
holy fucking shit OP, how does it feel getting blown the fuck out this hard?

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12596441

>>12591694
If they're what I remember, these are the same thing except actually good

>> No.12596686

>>12592290
Based, nothing beats warm apple pie with a good cold vanilla ice cream

>> No.12597829

>>12592751
>flag cookies underneath the rest
hnnnng I need that shit now

>> No.12597859

>>12592751
That looks like a good dinner to me! Queen Elizabeth II would approve.

>> No.12599089

>>12592319

Thanks for the analysis professor 4chan

>> No.12599147
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12599147

Coming through, these cookies are for Royalty only!

>> No.12599168

>>12599147
Delicious buttons, needles and thread

>> No.12599298

>>12599147
>cookies
you shouldn't eat sewing supplies anon, they are defiantly not cookies

>> No.12600010

>>12592224
>dry
what kind of ghetto ass cookie did you eat?

>> No.12600030

>>12599147
pretzel >= donut > circle > rectangle

>> No.12600517
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12600517

These are better.