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All their food is doused in shit stinkin AIDS spices like Curry, Coriander, Turmeric.
It looks like diarhhea slop.

white people pretending to like Indian food is so fucking cringe, no Karen eating diarhhea slop doesn't add to your personality

>> No.12589894
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12589894

Tastes nice

>> No.12589900

I like curry, coriander, and turmeric.

>> No.12589902

Cringe thread is cringe

>> No.12589916

>>12589890
Possibly the tastiest cuisine. Curry has been embraced all over the world.

>> No.12589917

>>12589890
Yikes, OP. That is cringe as fuck.
Also, this>>12589900

>> No.12589921

>>12589894
>uses hands
There's fecal matter in the food >>12589894

>> No.12589924

>legumes, vegetables, and meat if you eat that
>simmered in sauces with veggies, spices, herbs
>not enjoying this food
Tastelets like you deserve to be cast into the bog.

>> No.12589934

>>12589921
yeah bro bc the low wage fast food workers give a shit about hygiene when you get ur food

>> No.12589936
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>>12589921

>> No.12589943

The every day food quality in india is shit at best. They compensate by soaking all their half-rotten veggies in intense spices to make it edible.

>> No.12589955

>>12589943
Still a developing country. Why would it matter to you though? Just use good ingredients with their top tier spices and recipes.

>> No.12589958
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>>12589943
You wanna talk spices, lets talk Africa

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>>12589955
>still a developing country

Google: "Archeologists have found human remains in India dating back to approximately 30,000 years ago"

They've had plenty of time to get their shit together, but they can't stop pissing in their own drinking water to live long enough to learn from it.

>> No.12589980

>>12589968
That's Britain's fault.

Empire ruined India

>> No.12590004

>>12589980
England knows about toilets and basic hygiene. Somewhere along the lines, you'd think India would get the memo about not having to shit in your backyard garden any more.

>> No.12590008

I love Indian food, but I fucking hate how spices like curry and turmeric just permanently fucks up anything they touch.
My chopping board still has yellowish discoloration from chopping up turmeric MONTHS ago, despite having been washed dozens of times.

>> No.12590011

>>12590004
Britain prevented toilets as a racist tactic to control India

>> No.12590046

>>12589890
man you are trying way too hard, have some subtlety.

>> No.12590059

Is it really though?

Pakoras, Samosas, Pani Puri, Tamarind chutney, Chicken Tikka, Seekh Kebab, Tandoori Naan etc ????

kys anon

>> No.12590071

>>12589958
WE

>> No.12590109

>>12590059

>doesn't even mention butter chicken

Reported, post hidden, opinion discarded.

>> No.12590117

>>12589894
pretty much supercharged mexican food

>> No.12590129

>>12589890
Bruh you just posted cringe

>> No.12590134

>>12590008
>spices like curry
WHAT

>> No.12590143

>>12589890
Cringe. Indian food is the fucking best, you're just a pleb.

>> No.12590144

>>12590109
etc

learn to read

>> No.12590145
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>>12589890
It's a beautiful culture.

>> No.12590154
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>> No.12590164

>>12589890
Ironic isn't it, that this is yet another shitposting thread that the mods don't seem to care about

>> No.12590167

>>12590154
Those meat pies look pretty dope. How can you go wrong with lard, fried dough, pork, and scallions? I wouldn't call them pancakes though.

>> No.12590175

>>12590134

Hurr durr.

>> No.12590177

>>12590167
"Flat as a pancake" is a common British idiom

>> No.12590198

>>12589890
Culture food official power rankings:
Italian
Barbecue/southern
Mediterranean
Mexican
Japanese
POWER GAP
Thai
INEDIBLE
German
Chinese
Indian

>> No.12590200

>>12589890
>Karen "meme"
id think you'd prefer other sites sir

>> No.12590204
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>>12590198

>> No.12590216

>>12590198
how tf thai lower than japanese?

>> No.12590223

>>12590109
that's babby's first curry, wasn't mentioned for a reason.

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>>12590216

>> No.12590228
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>>12590223

>> No.12590241

>>12590223

And also the best, stay eternally butthurt, little elitist curry contrarian.

>> No.12590243

>>12590228
idk wtf they were making, but it sure wasn't korma.

>> No.12590250

>>12590241
even tikka masala is better than butter chicken, and it's the fast food trash of the curry world.

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>>12590243

>> No.12590277

>>12590250

Feel free to not have bad gay opinions any time, curry Hitler.

>> No.12590290

>>12589890
That's only partially true. The best Indian food is actually Anglo-Indian cuisine

>> No.12590301

>>12590277
I would say you first, but clearly you palette is broken if your favorite curry is the blandest most generic one. try a lamb vindaloo or a nice south indian keema.

>> No.12590339

>>12590301

How about I don't and just continue enjoying the true thinking man's curry whilst you debase and overspice yours like the degenerate you are?

>> No.12590368

>>12590339
whatever man, continue having the taste of a 3 year old.

>> No.12590369

>>12590241
indian food is more than just curry that's like saying japanese is just noodles/sushi

>> No.12590377
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>>12590369
>japanese is just noodles/sushi

yes?

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>>12590369
>>12590377

>> No.12590407
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>> No.12590448

>>12589890
>>12589902
>>12590129
>>12590143
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>> No.12590472

>>12590448
the post on /tv/ was better and the vocaroo

cringe

>> No.12590474
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>>12590448

Cringe and cringepilled.

>> No.12590491

>>12590448
The best thing to come out of 4chan in 15 years. But yeah the original post was better, you don't need all those wubbleyous.

>> No.12590557

>>12590004
Most did, except for the hicks. Same in the US. When I ran a basic training company in the US army we had to have a class on basic hygeine because the southern whitetrash and blacks (the majority of the army) had never used a toothbrush. We literally had to teach them how to brush their teeth and wipe their ass.

>> No.12590587

What are some good vegan Indian dishes?

>> No.12590604

I wanna eat biryani now but i got fat

>> No.12590643

>>12590448
have sex

>> No.12590671

>>12590587
i don't encourage such faggotry but aloo masala just happens to be vegan if you skip the ghee and use oil instead.

>> No.12591176

>>12590587
Anything with aloo (potato) or chana (chick pea), also biryani (rice pilaf). But fuck you. If you're willing to eat cheese, paneer dishes are always top notch.

>> No.12591424

>>12591176
based paneer poster. am stewing a big ass batch of shahi paneer for tonight's dinner

>> No.12591504

>>12590448
>he shitposted, shittershattered about shitposting in a shitpost thread.