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12587714 No.12587714 [Reply] [Original]

i see no particular reason why pork burgers should not be sold in every fast food restaurant in america

and yet they are not

why

>> No.12587721

Because of the fact that they are way too difficult to cook. Takes hours, and they hardly ever turn out the way you think they would.

>> No.12587740

>>12587721
what the fuck? takes hours? holy fuck i didnt realize

>> No.12587744

>>12587721
Frozen pork patties cook in minutes.

>> No.12587748

>>12587714
Americans are afraid of pork unless it's shaked and baked

>> No.12587750

>>12587740
I have no idea what that anon is talking about, making a pork burger is nearly the same as making a beef burger.

>> No.12587754

>>12587714
all the best preparations of pork involve curing it in some way, either with smoke, salt, sugar, or some variation there of. plain beef burgers are more appealing.

>> No.12587755

>>12587750
Dude... everyone knows it takes fucking hours to cook a pork burger what the fuck are you a retard?

>> No.12587759

The reason why noone wants pork burgers is because of the jews and muzslimes crawling all over the place. They ruin everything

>> No.12587765

>>12587755
He is correct. It is a well known fact that pork burgers have to go through an entire process. Slow cooked at 150F and then slowly but surely raised every 5 minuites or so by 5-10F each increment. Adding spices along the way. Humming. The whole thing is a process and until people realize this, there will always be confusion as to why pork burgers are not really a thing. PERIOD...

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>>12587714
i fucking LOVE pork. but ground pork is not good. it just simply isnt.

but i do agree, i would like to order maybe a pork chop sandwich, or a breaded version perhaps...

>> No.12587772

>>12587769
It's good in some soups.

>> No.12587783

>>12587769
pork meatballs are delicious
as is pork laab
it's just not great without spicing

>> No.12587785

>>12587714
All the fast food burger chains in Japan (even the American brands) have pork or mixed pork/beef burgers.

>> No.12587791

Pork burgers are shit. Lamb burgers on the other hand are the best.

>> No.12587797

>>12587714
Any ground meat that isn't 100% US Beef is utter dogshit and should be considered unfit for consumption.

>> No.12587861

>>12587769
I had a pork burger at a festival and it was delicious.

>> No.12587862

>>12587797
>US beef
Isn’t that shit all grain fed and treated with growth hormones?

>> No.12587865

Is anybody going to mention that pork burgers take fucking hours to cook?

>> No.12587872

>>12587865
ikr

>> No.12587875

>>12587865
>>12587872
>>12587765
>>12587721


WHAT THE FUCK.....

>> No.12587877

>>12587875
They TAKE HOURS TO COOK

>> No.12587878

>>12587865
no they don't

is this some stupid meme?

>> No.12587890

>>12587865
Go away, fuckwit.

>> No.12587892

>>12587714
Because Jews.

>> No.12587898

>>12587862
yep

>> No.12587919
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>>12587877
Autist detected, calm down spaz. Oh and by the way it doesn't take hours.
>>12587714
Just not an American thing, it's common in South and East Europe, meat blends are common too, add a little pork or lamb to your beef for a little extra fat and taste.

>> No.12587925

>>12587714
Because rootless cosmopolitans.

>> No.12587928

There is only one reason in particular as to why pork burgers are not nearly as popular....
.
.
.
.
... because they take hours to cook.

>> No.12587931

>>12587925
More like because they take an absolute shitload of time to cook. Has anyone else here had this issue?

>> No.12587939

I think that dumbass confused burgers with pulled pork sandwiches.

>> No.12587942

>>12587931
Same here dude it's like the grill, pan, or oven cannot get hot enough to even score the fucking meat. What is it even made out of...? Concrete?

>> No.12587958

Same... pork burgers take forever to cook. I cannot understand why.

>> No.12587961

mcRib is pork isn't it? no wonder they don't sell it year round if it takes 5 hours to cook.

>> No.12587965
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>>12587714
Jews of course.

>> No.12587987

because jews, muslims, and the fact it takes goddamned forever to cook. what the fuck op are you a gay faggot or just retarded?

>> No.12588028

>>12587862
And it's still vastly superior to ground pork sandwiches.

>> No.12588029

because it takes forever to cook

>> No.12588034

>>12587714
takes too long to prepare dummy

>> No.12588082

>>12588029
>>12588034
You fucking idiots. Did you both fall on your heads as babies?

>> No.12588093

>>12587714
>fast food
>fast
that's why.

>> No.12588098

>>12588034
>>12588029
>>12587958
This is how you can tell a lot of /ck/ does not actually cook at all.

For the record: pork burgers take about the same time to cook as hamburgers or breakfast sausages.

>> No.12588122

>>12588098
Wrong.... it takes about 4x longer to cook pork burgers than beef burgers.

>> No.12588128

>>12588098
i can tell you dont cook at all

>> No.12588134

It takes a fucking age to cook them no?

>> No.12588144

>>12588134
Abolutely.

From what I've heard, it takes so long to cook a pork burger that most people don't even bother.

>> No.12588150

>>12588134
>>12588144
good lord this is an awful triggering

>> No.12588157

>>12588144
>From what I've heard

>> No.12588158

This is a halal board, leave.

>> No.12588161

>takes ages to cook pork burger
You don't make thick pork burgers you utter retards, you make thin patties so you don't spend half a day to cook it well done and have a pool of grease, pork is far more flavorful than beef.
Tastelets thinking every type of meat needs to be cooked the same.

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>>12588098
>he doesn't know
Have fun not only having a shitty tasting burger, but also risking illness. A proper pork burger needs at minimum 4 hours to cook properly.

>> No.12588171

>>12588161


Goddamn stupid 4 channers...

It takes 3-4x longer to cook even THIN pork burgers than regular beef. Cooks slower, more dense of a molecular structure, higher temp requirement, and is only palatable when well done.

GOD you are an idiot!!

>> No.12588176

>>12588163
THANKYOU someone with a fucking brain.

>> No.12588181
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12588181

>>12587714
Its called the McRib you stupid fuck.
Its not hard to find one, the restaurant is called "McDonald's" if you've never heard of it before you should Google that.

>> No.12588188

>>12588181
>it's not hard to find
yes it is because they only have it on special occasions now. moron.

>> No.12588192

>>12588188
Just get a Pork Rib MRE... same thing good sir. You're welcome.

>> No.12588203

>>12588098
Fucking retard. Pork burgers take hours to cook.

>> No.12588207
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>>12587769
>but ground pork is not good. it just simply isnt.
Strong disagree.
Ground pork is an absolute necessity for a good meatpie and every time I've had ground pork dishes at a restauarant, be it anything from burgers to pot stickers, it's been delicious.

>> No.12588214

>>12587714
they take all fucking day to cook and are disgusting anyway

>> No.12588218
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12588218

>>12588188
Available ALL DAY EVERY DAY in like a million places around the world.
are you fucking happy now?
And no, they do not take a long time to cook.

>> No.12588226

>>12588218
That is sausage ya wanker
We are talking actual ground pork. Completely different thing here mate.

Pork burgers take an absolute eternity to get the center to temperature.

>> No.12588241

Why are people saying pork apparently violates the laws of physics? Should we be insulating our homes with it?

>> No.12588242

I had brat burgers, they're fucking incredible.

>> No.12588244

>>12588226
https://fastfoodnutrition.org/mcdonalds/sausage-mcmuffin
SAUSAGE PATTY
Ingredients: Pork, Water, Salt, Spices, Dextrose, Sugar, Rosemary Extract, Natural Flavors.
Wow, if it wasn't for the water and spices, this might actually be 100% pork. But what do I know, I'm not a food scientist like you.

>> No.12588247

>>12588218
yes i'm happy because you admitted you're wrong. douche.

>> No.12588252

>>12588241
It's shitposting, Anon.

>> No.12588279

>>12588252
I am finally going to sleep after many hours awake and me and one other anon homie has had all these fucking retarded fuckers going.

Goodnight - or good day 4 chan. See you all later ya faggots. Love you.

>> No.12588287

>>12588252
We used to call this "joking around" back in my day, I guess it is different now since every joke is riddled with passive aggressive phrasing and is just basically bait.

>> No.12588293

>>12588287
It's been called trolling on the internet longer than you've been alive, senpai.

>> No.12588296

>>12588293
I feel sad for you that you know this.

>> No.12588298

>>12588293
Yeah, trolling is cool and all, but when do we go back to actually just joking around without malicious intent? 420chan does it perfectly fine, why can't the prudes on 4chan figure this shit out?

>> No.12588301

>>12588296
There's nothing sad about having a zest for knowledge, Anon.

>>12588298
DUDE

>> No.12588302

>>12588301
WHAT?

>> No.12588307

>>12588302
WEED LMAO

>> No.12588321

>>12588307
OH! OK!

WHY DO YOU THINK WEED IS FUNNY AND WHY ARE WE YELLING!?

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12588330

>>12587965
YOU STUPID BITCH. DID YOU JUST BREAK YOUR TACO BOWL? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU CLASSLESS WHORE. I'M LEAVING.

>> No.12588346

So pork burgers don't take forever to cook?

>> No.12588381

No pork has actually ever been cooked properly, according to laws of thermodynamics and the universe. If one was to attempt to cook a pork burger the heat death of the universe would make it impossible due to pork taking much longer to cook than entropy to stop increasing.

>> No.12588409

If a pork burger was attempted to be cooked, it woyld si\urvive past the heat death of the universe because it would have evolved into a state of godhood and used the physics of the Big Crunch to birth the universe over again with Pork Burger at its helm. We are in that very universe. Pork Burger is watching over us, and always has been....

>> No.12588425

>>12588409
So pretty much
...
It takes too long to cook.

>> No.12588442

>>12588425
No...

It's just right....

>> No.12588634

>>12588279
start cooking some pork burgers, by the time you wake up they should be done

>> No.12588960

>>12588634
>keeping secrets from your wife

wow you're sinking lower and lower

>> No.12588986

>>12587714
Because of the flavor. If you want good flavored pork it needs to be cooked slowly with spices
Beef does not need all that and has a distinct flavor.

>> No.12590467

>>12588279
All you did was waste your time acting like a retard. At no point did you have anyone "going".

>> No.12590480

der juden

>> No.12590886

americans are scared of both pork and eggs unless they irradiate them with gamma knife otherwise they think they will catch cholera (which they get simply because they don't wash their asses and hands and touch everything with their shitty fat pig rolls hands)

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12590950

>>12587721
ok retard

>> No.12591463

>>12590467
had you going ya retard

>> No.12591478

They take WAY TOO LONG TO COOK
buncha morons in here

>> No.12591577

>>12588134
Is this one of those memeys I keep hearing about

>> No.12591589

>>12590467
That sounds like the jilted response of a man who was had

>> No.12591942

>>12587748
>The inventors of BBQ are afraid of pork unless it's shaked and baked
We eat the p-i-g hog from the rooter to the tooter.

>> No.12592164

>>12591589
I agree

Besides... pork burgers take fucking way too long to cook, yes?

>> No.12592265

>>12590886
they sell sausage at every McDonalds across america, you fucking idiot

>> No.12592305

>>12592265
Yeah and that is because they cook those sausage burgers for over 4 hours before they are safe to eat you fucking idiot

>> No.12592402

They take too long

>> No.12592411
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12592411

>>12587769
Ground pork is a god-tier vehicle for seasonings, what are you on about

>> No.12592418

>>12592411
Them in a banh mi. Insane

>> No.12592420

>>12592411
Not when it takes fucking 4 hours to cook

>> No.12592700

Takes fucking 4 hours to cook a pork burger you fucking retards prove me wrong

>> No.12592736

>>12592700
It only takes a few minutes longer to cook ground pork than beef dude. Is this a joke?

>> No.12592923

Takes forever to cook and tastes like shit anyway

>> No.12592947

>>12587714
Jews. Actually

>> No.12592956

>>12591942
>He thinks amerimutts invented bbq

No

>> No.12592966

>>12592956
The original BBQ took over 4 hours to cook anyway so fuck you asshole

>> No.12592984
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12592984

>>12587878
>is this some stupid meme?
Yes. But like all memes it actually has an origin based on something specific. In this case the basis is people have been encouraged (or legally required depending on where you live) to be more thorough in cooking pork because of trichinosis outbreaks.

>> No.12592993

>>12592984
Plus ground pork takes at least 4 hours to cook

>> No.12593608

>>12592993
its 12 hours you dumbfuck

>> No.12593615

>>12592956
It was invented by blacks so I see where the confusion lies.