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>haven't eaten steak in years
>eat a perfect medium rare steak
>feel my body tinglings with energy
vegans are dumb as fuck

>> No.12587708

>>12587702
not as stupid as you not eating a steak in years. what are you, homoerotic?

>> No.12587710

>>12587702
vegans BTFO yet again. Praise Kek, and fuck women, liberals, and anyone who has a different complexion skin than me (i.e. darker)

>> No.12588358

>eat vegan for six weeks
>get testosterone tested
>Holy shit 10 times more test
>lose body fat gain muscle
>wtf I didn't even work out
>eat a Beyond burg
>doorbell rings
>wtf it's a virgin, big tiddee porn star
>had sex for the 500,000th time
>"being vegan is awesome"

>> No.12588530

ME GET STRONG FROM MEAT
VEGGIE BURGER SAP POWER
HEALTHY EATING BAD

>> No.12588555

>>12588530
Based retarded cavewoman who thinks she's a carnivorous beast because she wants to pretend she's a predator

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12588590

I approve of this joke thread. Keep the jokes coming.

>> No.12589705

>>12587702
>vegans are dumb as fuck
correct, they are subhumans

>> No.12589720

>>12589705
It should be legal to kill and consume vegans, as they are not really people.

>> No.12589884

>>12589720
I'm vegan and I occasionally eat some of my own flesh to make up for my b12 and iron deficiencies

God I miss meat so much but it'll have to do for now

>> No.12589901
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12589901

Vegan meat isn't there yet, so I will keep eating the real thing.

Once vegan meat and meat are truly indistinguishable, I'll eat whatever you give me with a gluttonous smile on my face

So vegans, are you up to the challenge?

>> No.12590015

>>12587702
*eats meat*
Shits mf blood and rock
Ill rather stick to vegetables

>> No.12590036

>>12590015
I eat dried apricots one and a while. When the literal shit storm ends, I stop pooping blood for a few days

>> No.12590044

>>12589901
Fuck fake meat, I'll just eat a vegetarian meal once in a while. I like a good soup & salad, and I can fill up on rice, beans, corn, tomatoes, and potatoes.

I'm waiting for cloned meat. When that's viable, I won't care if my cow came from a petrie dish. It'll be an opportunity to eat all the exotic meats that aren't available in my part of the world.

>> No.12590060

>>12590044
Don't get me wrong I am happy to eat a vegan meal, but I'm not a vegan. Given the options in the work canteen I'll pick the one with chicken or beef over the vegetarian option usually

I do liek their stuffed sweet spuds though and will happily get that with a load of veg as sides

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>>12590060
>sweet spuds

>> No.12590085

>>12587708
Easy now, even the gays can redeem themselves and be cured

>> No.12590090

>tingling with energy
Pretty sure that’s angina

>> No.12590092

>>12590090
angina sounds like vagina

>> No.12590103

>>12590092
Like you would know am I right?

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>>12590103
We both know that I am a fanny magnet

>> No.12590147

>>12590107
I can't imagine why you would ever willingly save this to your drive.