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>go to two different 4th of July parties
>not really invited but I know enough people that they won't make me leave out of respect
>slowly take one of each barbecue and a scoop of beans on a plate and stash in the back
>keep doing this until I have 3 plates of barbecue
>leave because no one acknowledges me anyways and isn't paying attention
>do it with the other party as well


Final haul was 8 hotdogs, 6 hamburgers with buns and toppings, 3 cups of beans, and a sealed bag of chips. Also stole 2 modelos and a pepsi.

How was your 4th?

>> No.12587004

LOL

>> No.12587005

>>12586996
Kill your self faggot!

>> No.12587006

heh

>> No.12587014

>>12587005
lemme eat my hot dogs first

>> No.12587016
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>>12586996

>> No.12587020
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>>12586996
Today, OP was not a faggot.

>> No.12587024
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12587024

this is pretty awesome, even though you are a reprehensible leech of a nobody.

>> No.12587027

I'm so fucking hungry, goddamn.

>> No.12587029

>>12587024
>projection
You're just mad because you didn't have the balls to do it

>> No.12587030

I ate 5 hamburgers and three pussies today. I'm so drunk still.

>> No.12587034

>>12587030
>Ate pussies
Hahahahahaha beta

>> No.12587039

>>12587034
lmao bro It tasted really good I'm serious.

>> No.12587047
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>>12587039
??? No it doesn't

>> No.12587052

>>12587047
I'd feel bad for you but desu I don't give enough of a shit about you lmao

>> No.12587060

>>12587052
yea, i love the taste of sweaty skin and blood plasma

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>>12587052
Why would you feel bad for me if I don't like the taste? I don't eat it, so...

>> No.12587079

>>12587039
U like the taste of condoms lol

>> No.12587089

>>12587060
>>12587061
>>12587079
Y'all just pathetic lmao

>> No.12587097

do you really think anyone gives a shit, parties like that are meant for people to come and eat they dont care if you take a couple of hot dogs when they're giving out free food anyways
they probably saw what you're doing and felt sorry for you

>> No.12587131

>>12587097
Hey guys, I think I found out who OP took food from.

>> No.12587134

>>12587097
Thanks for the 3 days worth of meals faggot, see ya next independence day

>> No.12587358

>>12586996
you don't make it throwing away your money when you don't need to. gonna go with based here.

>> No.12587395

>>12586996
post a pic of the garbage can with all the paper plates

>> No.12587429

>>12586996
pics or it didn't happen nigger

>> No.12587524

>>12586996
>anon showed up, even though he wasn't invited
>try to be nice but keeps circling back to the food and putting them in the foyer
>he thinks we don't notice
>stop talking to him, maybe he will leave
>piece of shit leaves with 3 plates of food, next time not letting him in

>> No.12587534

>>12586996
ah-bloo-bloo

>> No.12587542

Damn I only got to eat pepperspray, pipe bombs, and vodka this fourth. Maybe i should go to the food kitchen for all of the burgers I missed out on, then spice em up with some more pepperspray

>> No.12587543

Imagine being a person who goes to a party to take things and then leave. Lmao no wonder why no one cares to talk to you.

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>>12586996

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>>12587543
>>12587524

>> No.12587585

top jewery well played my friend

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>>12587429
The Hamburglar works incognito like. Never leave evidence behind.

>> No.12587594

>>12586996
hot dogs and hamburgers aren't barbecue

>> No.12587598

>>12587543
t. victim of the great hamburger heist

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>>12587029
you're right, in fact the only reason i left the house (once) today was to go on a bike ride with my girflriend.

>> No.12587968

>>12586996
You are ironically based anon

>> No.12587978

>>12586996
Pretty cool. Can't wait to screencap this and get 25k upvotes.

>> No.12589293

>>12586996
I love you...

>> No.12589445

>>12586996
Absolutely based

>> No.12589469

>>12586996
Finally a decent thread on \ck\.
Based.

>> No.12589870

the 4th of july party i went to have seven hot n' readys from lil ceasars, so yeah i win.

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Based