/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12581647]

As an American, I literally know nothing about pic related.

Like, what's it used for? What the fuck are B vitamins? I wasn't aware vitality existed outside the FROMSOFT games. What the fuck happened in 1923 for Australia to make this shit? And proudly? Can you use this thing as sex lubricant? Why does it always look like chunky tar? What the fuck does "e 560g" mean? Is that the unit of measurement you use when buying coke? I thought Australians made this shit. Not Mexican drug cartels.

[Anonymous No.12581653]

>>12581647
>what is aussie cuisine

[Anonymous No.12581656]

>>12581647
it's basically just dietary yeast.

[Anonymous No.12581683]

>>12581647
it tastes like soy sauce that's been reduced to a paste with added salt

[Anonymous No.12581825]

In NZ we eat Marmite which is pretty similar but different(like Coke and Pepsi).
It's dope on a piece of warm buttery toast, or as soldiers with soft boiled eggs.

[Anonymous No.12581832]

>>12581647
It's Australian marmite

[Anonymous No.12581890]

It's what everyone here in New Zealand eats unless they're poofs who prefer Vegemite with extra sugar (Marmite)
Put it on toast like picrelated, you can stick it in a stew instead of Guinness
Proper grouse on crumpets I always have to have three, one Vegemite, one Manuka honey and one Barkers jam. Peanut butters good as well if you want to be a fat cunt and shovel four down ya
And, It's fucking good for ya, I'm gonna swish up a plate of soldiers right bloody now

[Anonymous No.12581949]

Cheers

[Anonymous No.12581953]

>>12581647
It's fucking rancid.
People think it's the same as Marmite... but it's not.
It's horrible.
Fucking revolting stuff.

[Anonymous No.12582181]

>>12581953
It explains the cuntish behavior of aussies

[Anonymous No.12582185]

>>12581647
Vegemite is ass. Marmite master race

[Anonymous No.12582231]

>>12582185
>>12581953
>>12581832
>>12581825
>Marmite
Marmite is 5x the sugar, 2x the salt and 1/2 the protein for tastelets
Vegemite master race

[Anonymous No.12582238]

>>12581890
Soldiers lol

[Anonymous No.12582254]

>>12581647
A spread or condiment.
A range of vitamin complex.
It's a common word used in the English language.
Marmite shortage.
They didn't do it proudly, it took years of marketing for it to supercede Marmite in the national conscious.
I don't know.
That's just what happens when you concentrate yeast into a paste.
Estimated 560g.
Potentially, but I think most people would demand more precision.
You were correct.

[Anonymous No.12582368]

>>12581647
>Like, what's it used for?
Add a bit to meat gravies to give umami flavour

[Anonymous No.12582894]

>>12581647
>Like, what's it used for?
Eating, dumbass. You can also use it as a stock in soups and stews
>What the fuck are B vitamins?
Really?
>I wasn't aware vitality existed outside the FROMSOFT games.
Now you're just pretending to be retarded
>What the fuck happened in 1923 for Australia to make this shit?
The Great Depression. It's made from leftover brewer's yeast, the same way all of the other various countries' black yeast paste is made. It's not strictly an Australian thing
>And proudly?
Yeah cunt.
>Can you use this thing as sex lubricant?
No. It doesn't even spread onto bread that well.
>Why does it always look like chunky tar?
Cuz that's what it looks like
>What the fuck does "e 560g" mean?
It's 560 grams.
>Is that the unit of measurement you use when buying coke?
It's clear that you do coke from the amount of stupid questions you ask like a 4 year old
>I thought Australians made this shit.
We do. For a while there some foreign company owned it but we got it back through a legal loophole. Also it means Kraft cant sport the Yellow & Red label in Australia anymore, so get fucked nerds

[Anonymous No.12583175]

>>12582254
>>12582894
til new zealanders have a sense of humour, but australians don't
>certainly explains brenton tarrant

[Anonymous No.12583183]

>>12583175
Upset that somebody played along with your gag instead of ignoring it?

[Anonymous No.12583314]

>>12583175
Pardon?

[Anonymous No.12583319]

>>12581890
Marmite doesnt have added sugar.

>Yeast Extract (contains Barley, Wheat, Oats, Rye), Salt, Vegetable Juice Concentrate, Vitamins (Thiamin, Riboflavin, Niacin, Vitamin B12 and Folic Acid), Natural Flavouring (contains Celery)

[Anonymous No.12583321]

>>12581647
Bovril is far superior.

[Anonymous No.12583329]

>>12583319
Then why does it have five times the sugar of Vegemite?

[Anonymous No.12583370]

>>12583321
that you fucking toad stool is made drinking , you add that to hot water and make a broth.

god damn , you idiots need to be euthanized .

[Anonymous No.12583373]

>>12583183
>>12583314
Way to prove his point, lol.

[Anonymous No.12583375]

>>12583373
Ah, but here the ruse only thickens.

[Anonymous No.12583376]

>>12583373
How am I supposed to engage in banter if I can't even read that ESL mess?

[Anonymous No.12583380]

>>12583370
What is it trying to tell us

[Anonymous No.12583388]

>>12581647
Its basically left over shit from producing beer. It doesnt need to be refrigerated, it never goes old.

It tastes fucking amazing as long as you use it properly.

If its your first time trying it, get some toast, put lots of butter on it, and a very small amount of vegemite, see how you like it, then figure out your ratios from there.

Pic related actually gives me joy to look at, its the absolute best way to start a day.

[Anonymous No.12583391]

>>12581647
Just try it. It genuinely tastes delicious, it's like a concentrated meat spread. Just don't be the faggot who puts a ton of it on your toast or something, it's not peanut butter. Use as much of it as you would butter.

[Anonymous No.12583479]

>>12581890
What the fuck are you even saying

[Anonymous No.12583481]

>>12583380
Bovril is a mix for drinking what is essentially meat .
it was designed for the military In 1870, for the Franco-Prussian War, and used extensively in WW1 , it become very popular with soccer fans who had a thermos of it during the winter games.

it is not a spread it is basically beef stock in a jar for flavoring stews , sauces ect.

Wikipedia has a huge thing on it , and top gears james may did a explanation for it on the episode road plow combine they invented

[Anonymous No.12583486]

>>12581825
>in NZ we eat marmite
no you don't, you eat a big fat lie. kiwi marmite is just vegemite with extra sugar. real marmite (bong marmite) is vastly superior to both

[Anonymous No.12583498]

>>12583481
It is also used as a spread. Why don't you know that part?

[Anonymous No.12583514]

>>12581949
>>12582231
>>12583329
The New Zealand version specifically has added molasses to suit their Murican tastebuds. The UK one is not sweet at all, Vegemite also tastes like cardboard in comparison (unless we get some shitty Vegemite version for some reason), import actual British Marmite.

[Anonymous No.12583515]

>>12583481
>designed for the military
military and civilian applications for products can be different anon, just look at methamphetamine

[Anonymous No.12583516]

you cannot beat British marmite

[Anonymous No.12583584]

>>12583479
Open your ears bush wog

[Anonymous No.12583587]

>>12583388
Are you in a drought, where is the topping on the bread?

[Anonymous No.12583637]

why the fuck is it so expensive now?

[Anonymous No.12583687]

>>12583388
>spreading thin

[Anonymous No.12583720]

>>12581647
I go to the Kangaroo Specialty store regularly just to get overpriced Vegemite. I'm lovin' it.

[Anonymous No.12583893]

>>12583321
Not a yeast extract

[Anonymous No.12583896]

renee redzepi fucks with fermented yeast extracts

[Anonymous No.12584320]

>>12583481
Its also used as a spread fuckhead.

[Anonymous No.12584326]

>>12583893
Yeah i know thats why its superior.

[Anonymous No.12584330]

>>12582231
Britbong marmite has almost no sugar in it at all.

[Anonymous No.12584336]

>>12583896
HOT

[Anonymous No.12584449]

>>12583321
Who knew that the essence of poverty was made from boiled cow rectums?

[Anonymous No.12584470]

>>12583388
>poofter grade vegemite
M8 I’m a promite man and even I spread vegemite thicker than that.
On a side topic, how many of you guys tried Blend 17? I bought a whole box of the stuff on clearance, it’s certainly stronger than regular vegemite.

[Anonymous No.12584476]

>>12583515
Gurning/10 comment

[Anonymous No.12584482]

>>12584449
I dont care how its made it tastes good