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>no results
Let's change that.

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>> No.12581035

Too spicy for white people

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>> No.12581067

this causes me great pain

>> No.12581068

guy on the left isn't a virgin, he's had hundreds of cocks in his ass

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>> No.12581093


this also works with midges

>> No.12581102

Yeah you better watch out whiteoid

>> No.12581109

I like thing!

>> No.12581137

a fed bear is a dead bear, that thing has probably been put down by now

>> No.12581184

>All I ate yesterday was a single pizza

>> No.12581197


>> No.12581210

I'm not sure if she's cute or just thin and Asian

>> No.12581241

wait what ?
and here i thought i was still a virgin
thanks anon

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>> No.12581263

fake and gay

>> No.12581281

Glued to the board / sealed on somehow. You can see the cutting board move at the end. Stupid lying chinks.

>> No.12581283

whats wrong with you? might be a pet bear. either way youre a negative person. being joy instead of this downer shit my man you will be happeir

>> No.12581290

Stage 1 denial

>> No.12581303

this is great! what a madwoman

>> No.12581310

whats he drinkin

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>> No.12581398

The beer pour pissed me off, they didn't get any foam because they have no idea how to empty it into a glass.

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too late

>> No.12581430

What is a midge

>> No.12581438

Someone actually wasted days of their life making this

>> No.12581450

Are those being delivered to the King of the Fort?

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>> No.12581485

>insinuating the surly king would ever use pre-cracked eggs
faggot begone

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>> No.12581499

ooohhh berry sharpu! prease enjoy-masu

>> No.12581511

i have to put my dog down this week or next week

>> No.12581515

imagine the smell

>> No.12581550 [DELETED] 

haha imagine cutting into a little girl's abdomen with this haha the guts spill out with no effort

>> No.12581560

your dog's temporary pain doesn't take anything away from all the good times you had

>> No.12581567

wtf americans

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>> No.12581583

hmm, nice catch

>> No.12581584

Receive anal preserves your virginity, turbovirg.

>> No.12581598

The poophole loophole is a myth.

>> No.12581625

i put a rubber mat under my cutting board because it slides around like its on ice.

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>> No.12581670

>doesn't butter the bread before putting together the grilled cheese

>> No.12581672

Most of them could be worse.
But the oreo part is just fucked.

>> No.12581688

>i'm just going to weave up some ramen in the office, don't mind me

>> No.12581694

>that one Jewish guy at the office who uses this

>> No.12581716

It's on the sugars

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>> No.12581736

But why

>> No.12581763
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no you are a naive and ignorant person that has never seen or had to deal with a real bear in person. A 60lbs dog can easily kill a person, a 600lbs bear can slap so hard it can snap a cows neck let alone its claws that are as long as steak knives. You can't make a pet out of wild undomesticated animals PERIOD their natral instincts will cause them to attack you for something as simple as smiling because to the bear it thinks you're showing teeth and challenging it even if its just to play it can easily kill you by accident

>> No.12581768

How can I watch these on iPhones apple is so gay

>> No.12581769

kill yourself you stupid fucking faggot
God bless, Anon.

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>> No.12581782

>The poophole loophole is a myth
yes..one we should be propagating

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>> No.12581794

>its a sink
>sinks gett wet

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>> No.12581829

Haha it's almost as if paint and low resolution can make any damage appear repaired.

>> No.12581836

Can you imagine how many tries this had to take? What if the little retard baby didn't do what he wanted? Like it just cried and shit its pants and he had to start over? Who the fuck has a dangerous Rube Goldberg machine with fire and knives and hammers and shit around a baby? What the fuck.

>> No.12581837

>PERIOD... !
kek, shut yer yap, fag

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>> No.12581880

This is great stuff, Anon. Where'd you find it?

>> No.12581884


fake as fuck
he pretends to put in noodles but after the cameracut its all nice and filled in

My guess is that he has some actual filler that looks like instant noodles so he does the whole setup for internet fame

noodles first>meme seasoning>camera cut>take it all out>fill in with actual filler material>cut again so it looks like its still noodles>do the work

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tik tok Chinese food.

>> No.12581916

Why are all chinese videos the same

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>> No.12581945

Then why do people always tell me to have sex? Checkmate.

>> No.12581951

Lipton sweetened iced tea.

My favorite will always be the clay pot whole chicken.

This turned me into a suburban mom who boils unseasoned chicken breast for dinner.

>> No.12581965

Rube Goldberg machines give me flashbacks to middle school where we had a mandatory Rube Goldberg project in English class and I didn't want to do something so retarded so I just failed on purpose.
I enjoyed reading and writing more than building shit. Make students take an engineering/woodworking course if you want them to do shit like that, America.

>> No.12581970

>I enjoyed reading and writing more than building shit.
you sound pretty cool tbqh

>> No.12581976

>not having your own mini fridge at work
>not teaching your children self-control

>> No.12581981

desu if it's an English course, you shouldn't be expected to build shit unless it's extra credit

>> No.12581989

i agree with you, but there was obviously a cut during that part, based on how the camera moved differently there

>> No.12582022

Is this the same reason you produce when asked when you have failed at life?

>> No.12582024

I really wonder what it tastes like.

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>> No.12582037

what is that?

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>> No.12582060

No. That would be more like, "Why do I have to pay to breathe."

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>> No.12582101

Is China trying to outweird Japan

>> No.12582108

this is painfully unfunny and goes on far longer than it should
we get it, there's a torch out of shot for all of the flames over 4 seconds

>> No.12582118

Inefficient pasta.

>> No.12582122


cut side down tomato, plastic mat, granite countertop. you don't need glue for it to move.

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*wrings palms*
It brings a tear to my shekel spotting eye to see such diversity and globalism.

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The trick is to make a suction cup with the bottom of the tomato.

The initial cut is a ring shaped slice set aside leaving the flowerbutton in tact to create a suction cup out of the bottom of the tomato so that it would adhere to the board.

Yeah, the knife is probably sharp but ...tricks.

>> No.12582154

nigga, just eat the fucking strawberry.

>> No.12582155

eben meme

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>> No.12582213

That's a bit extreme. Lots of dogs get confused by asparagus fences.

>> No.12582225

I wish she dropped the plate at the end.

>> No.12582239
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It's German Spaetzle you retards, and it's delicious

>> No.12582241

that first Indian man is possessed with an evil spirit

>> No.12582262

No , i will not allow this

>> No.12582272

this is great until it starts to absorb moisture and get moldy

>> No.12582274

That’s what I figured but I’ve never seen it done like this before

>> No.12582282

Why are zipper heads so odd?

>> No.12582288

Cook him, gift him a last chance to please you as you know he would love to. Cook something with his remains. post it afterwards

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I bet that's good but I'm not falling for the ruse that it is healthy

>> No.12582298

My German grandmother used to do it that way

>> No.12582312

kys, kraut

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>> No.12582320

Does your handler know you're up past your bedtime

>> No.12582324

indians are revolting human garbage

>> No.12582327

What a terrible tape job

>> No.12582342

how absolutely pathetic must one be to concieve of such a thing

>> No.12582347

The guy is patching with freeze dried starch. He uses a rattle can on a BMW. His taping is the least offensive part

>> No.12582403

your mom handles my balls

>> No.12582414

safety first!

>> No.12582431

i can feel that glug

>> No.12582508

sooner rather than later. don't make it suffer for your sake. let him go, bro.

>> No.12582561


What's wrong with that dog?

>> No.12582649

I used to use one of these because my stepsister is a pothead who will get the munchies and eat anything she can easily get her hands on. It worked 90% of the time. I'm so glad she's been kicked out.

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>> No.12582672

>he didn't try and extort sex from his stepsister by threatening to tell your parents about her weed stash/habit
Sign of a true pleb

>> No.12582678

For what purpose??

>> No.12582695

First, she's completely repulsive (6/10 looks, 1-3/10 hygiene/personality/brain/etc.)
Second, her dad and my mom know she's a pothead and don't care as long as she buys it on her own dollar
Third, she's a lesbo

>> No.12582708

imagine having a lesbian and a faggot as kids...
your parents must sleep well at night

>> No.12582710

It's not about the looks, you fool. It's about the power. It's about the idea that you can make someone your cock slave, just on a whim, not even because they're attractive or you actually want something from them. All you want is power. One day when you're older you'll understand.

>> No.12582721

I must be so far in the closet that only random /ck/ shitposters can tell otherwise, given that I have a pregnant wife.
Not everyone on the chan is a sociopath. One day when you're older you'll understand.

>> No.12582725

>and he's a cuck
ho-ly shit

>> No.12582726

That's obviously a captive bear

>> No.12582731

Just so you know having a wife and child is a common homo tactic. It's called a "beard", it's a diversion tactic so that everyone thinks you're a straight, loving family man but in reality you're getting you asshole pounded at gay bars and park bathrooms at night when your wife and child are at home sleeping.

>> No.12582732

So now you're a prophet too? I guess I'll find out in 4 months whether she pops out an aryan or a half-black baby, kek.

>> No.12582734

what's unhealthy about it?

>> No.12582739

wow that was great.
I was really rooting for the protagonist, glad they came through in the end.
feel good hit of the summer/10

>> No.12582751

>It's called a "beard"
I'm doing a terrible job at that, apparently. I haven't even talked to a gay guy since college. (As far as I know)

>> No.12582759

Why are Yuropoors so goddamned disgusting? Fuck what a repulsive people.
You can't fake that level of morbid obesity either.

>> No.12582761

well I'm sure it's hard to talk with a mouthful of cock

>> No.12582771

Your intimate knowledge about whether people you've never met are homos or not make it more clear every post that you're speaking from experience.

>> No.12582778

holy shit dude, where's this hostility coming from? I was just trying to have some fun with ya

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>> No.12582830

one of the best I have ever seen! The candle melted butter slide and the flawless integration of the toddler were new tricks to me.

>> No.12582837

I like how he has a stashed chucky doll that he places on the shelf for some reason off camera

>> No.12582839

The Spätzle webm is from this video here:


Worth watching for the hilarios Swabian dialect alone.

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>> No.12582861

They deliberately poured it like that for effect.

>> No.12582866
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>> No.12582875

>Not having a fucking bear to test you meme products

>> No.12582876
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>> No.12582892

>chopping strawberries/carrots up to five days in advance
>leaving chopped carrots in a dry container
>leaving a sandwich in the fridge for five days then giving it to your child
>ham and fucking mozzarella
>serving your child a wrap that is literally just a shitty whole wheat tortilla, lettuce(which will sit and wilt for up to five days after being cut), and sandwich meat chicken.

Jesus fucking christ. The only thing worse would be if an adult actually made that food for themselves to take to work.

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>> No.12582923

You can tell he's legitimately homosexual since he's so defensive

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>> No.12582963


The fuck? Those sandwiches would be stale as your dad's balls by the end of the week.

>> No.12582964

I wanted it until the chocolate

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>> No.12582970


That's what she said.

>> No.12582980

How is her Hygiene bad?

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>no eggfort
Let's change that.

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>> No.12582992

you sound upset, did someone do something unimaginable to you recently?

>> No.12582993

Mayo companies?

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>> No.12583027

you must have some rage and gayness in you. Haha. you seem to be the defensive, loser. lmao it's ok to let it out you will be accepted in society.

>> No.12583051

this is actually retarded. you can tell something is wrong when they lift the pizza slice. cheese is a lot more stringy than what the "glue" showed. must be a Hmong gimmick.

>> No.12583053

I mean, didn't they used to patch the great wall with rice?

>> No.12583078

No shot of one of the cubes being pulled apart to reveal melted cheese?

>> No.12583087

What is this fucking pokemon

>> No.12583093
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Clumsy bitch

>> No.12583094

oh my god a butter slide that machine is right out of braveheart the pc game

>> No.12583105

left out the celery salt

>> No.12583117

if this is not a reference to a show or a movie then this is dumb as fuck

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>> No.12583133

I have made a rube goldberg for school and I too have fucking anxiety watching this for how much went into it.

>> No.12583157
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I hear ya, man.
I always thought the stuff they made the kid in this movie do was really unethical too. Babies shouldn't crawl around on construction sites unattended.

>> No.12583185


finally, a solution to prevent my bear roommate from stealing my late-night snacking treats

>> No.12583218

how does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.12583316

It's some very crap beer. If I poured any decent beer like that I'd get the glass filled 80% with foam before emptying the bottle 1/3. You need to deliberately pour gently over the side of the glass not to create too much foam. I don't know what sort of crap beer it takes to pour it like that and not get any foam at all.

>> No.12583328

That's the most random thing I've seen in a long while.

>> No.12583352
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>cooking with aluminium

>> No.12583361

>I mean, didn't they used to patch the great wall with rice?
They still do that, it's surprisingly durable

>> No.12583412

What a party animal ;^)

>> No.12583434

Hahahaha pathetic retards, holy shit. You're both dumb bitches.

>> No.12583436

But it's been done. Have you never heard of Hercules?

>> No.12583457

The way the chinks treat their food is truly inhuman.

>> No.12583463

>those hands

>> No.12583513
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I wonder what caused the shift in these threads, to prompt the mass-posting of Buzzfeed/Tasty/Vox webms every single time, plus meaningless webms of streetfood pulled straight off the same Facebook pages every time.
It wasn't even one year ago or so that these threads were made up mostly of stuff that was considered "funny" or at the very least interesting to look at, but what the fuck is this shit?
Is it literally one anon, vomiting his entire Buzzfeed/Tasty collection every single time he spots a webm thread?

Even when something newish is posted (like the chink youtuber here), it's never one thing or two, it's a thread-overtaking flood from a single person.

>> No.12583533

This is so awful that it must have been made by the guy who is obsessed about faggot meal preppers

>> No.12583541

why doesn't she get killed by a car?

>> No.12583549

Ok this is unironically epic

>> No.12583551


>> No.12583566
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>> No.12583595

>spray water on chair
>blow dry it
>chop it in half
>fill it with ramen
>splice the video together
you're an idiot

>> No.12583603

Didn't know cannibalism was legal in China

>> No.12583604

Jesus fuck Americans what are you doing

>> No.12583607

do americans really?

>> No.12583616

>neon green "relish"
nah, that ain't relish, do it right you fucks

>> No.12583659

Piss bottle

>> No.12583663

Wow! Now I can enjoy hot dogs from all across the states this 4th of July thanks to French's™ Mustard. God bless the USA!

>> No.12583668

Peanut butter and doritos is a good combo

>> No.12583671

what is happening in this?

>> No.12583805

>when you need to get your security deposit back by any means necessary

>> No.12583810

THIS. These faggots don't know jack shit about country living.

>> No.12583819

The jews and muslims at work have them, so their food won't become treif or haram.

>> No.12583833

She is a eurocuck like you Muhammed.

>> No.12583844

Badland chugs is a weird channel.

>> No.12583848
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>> No.12583850

danger dog

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>> No.12583868
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what the fuck is wrong with people?

>> No.12583873
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veganism is a mental disorder

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>Poorfag spotted

>> No.12583897

t. sharplet

>> No.12583934

Dumb, a decent sweet potato is nice and sweet enough without sugar and corn syrup when fried or roasted.

>> No.12583944

what's the point in comparing this when all the poo in loos are sped up and only the asian guy is actually in real time?

>> No.12583947

I like some butter and cinnamon, and that's it. All that other junk is inviting the beetus.

>> No.12583993

Sharp knife.
Sharp, sharp knife.
Knife so sharp it killed OJ's wife.

>> No.12584016

Fuck yeah!

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>> No.12584034

he cooks them all

>> No.12584044 [DELETED] 

Everytime I see disgusting, dirty nigger hands anywhere near food it makes me want to vomit. Like it's a physical reaction, my stomach starts churning and I want to throw up.

>> No.12584066

odd how he totally saw it coming hmm weird

>> No.12584086

the fumes are toxic and choking

I did this once with a piece of bread, it floored me

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>> No.12584126

he is still waaaay faster tho. what a fucking legend...

>> No.12584205
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That is cute way too cute

>> No.12584221

imagine that knife on your dick haha

>> No.12584233

>Cream cheese, cheddar, mozarella

>> No.12584246

They didn't pour it to get foam, they poured it to get lasting foam they can use for the next 4 hours if need be

>> No.12584260

communists kys

>> No.12584290

Thanks, I'm racist now.

>> No.12584324
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you're welcome

>> No.12584329

Feed him smelly cheese before he goes

>> No.12584374

That is fucking adorable

>> No.12584388

its from german trash tv

>> No.12584411

It's from German staged comedy TV*

>> No.12584489

Damn you're stupid.

>> No.12584572

A German kind of fresh cooked Noodles called "Spätzle". Believe me...they are realy good.

>> No.12584648

Is this a fetish?

>> No.12584662

it is now

>> No.12584663

That's so god damn pleasant.

>> No.12584730

You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>> No.12584782

it's haggis

>> No.12584810

Ohio mentioned!

>> No.12584813
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>bragging about having a kid while you're still living with your parents
fucking lmao

>> No.12584825

absolutely disgusting go back to /reddit/

>> No.12584849

not sure if you've been to the south in the USA but we play with crawdads before we cook them too

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>> No.12584946

disappapointed they didn't paint seeds on it

>> No.12584947

Holy s*** saved and will be trying this this weekend

>> No.12584969

The tomato is cut-side-down on a plastic cutting board on a granite counter, and you think the fact that the whole thing slides when the tomato is pushed is due to glue? Are you actually fucking braindead?

Your diminished mental state aside, the tomato is somewhat held in place, allowing the knife to cut it more easily, but it's still obviously quite a sharp knife.

>> No.12584984

shut the fuck up, walmart knives

>> No.12585002

Show video

>> No.12585037

al/ck/ really needs to get some help

>> No.12585054

Just use the whole egg when making mayonaise ffs. Tastes better to me anyway and yolk is best part of egg.

>> No.12585061

Make sure you got burial set up as well.
Best of Luck anon.

>> No.12585083

sorry to hear that. I had to put my dog down the other week (he was barking too much)

>> No.12585103

but only because of bonus points for activating his almonds.

>> No.12585130

are you four years old?

>> No.12585135

>Hey guys look at my 40 burritos
>Ready for a new week!

t. r/mealprepsunday

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>> No.12585146

muh animal fats

>> No.12585148

look your webms are neither funny or usable irl just stop.

>> No.12585199

Guy on the right just got out of prison.

>> No.12585207

that is extremely cute

>> No.12585214

im gonna miss white people desu

>> No.12585298

I hope no one believes these are real.

>> No.12585368

What's the difference between soy sauce and dark soy sauce, besides the color?

>> No.12585395

You should see how he wipes his ass.

>> No.12585428

he's right, it's epoxy you dipshit they even show it

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>> No.12585470
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Sorry, man. I've had dogs my whole life and I know that's really fucking rough.
I make a point of getting a new one when the current one is really getting old now, because the house seems horribly empty if it suddenly has zero dogs in it one day.

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>> No.12585474

It's as if you had a concentrated version with the salt removed, so you just get a blast of soy sauce taste and darkness without giving everyone a heart attack.

>> No.12585489

So why aren't we using dark soy sauce all the time?

>> No.12585494

Top comfy videos. I wish I had a real wok setup like she has.

>> No.12585528

I should have guessed what that would be

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>> No.12585610

Thanks I have pica now and can be on one of those reality shows on TLC.

>> No.12585614

It's Chicago style, neon is legally required.

>> No.12585624

yea, sure

>> No.12585636

what the fuckk

>> No.12585650

Dr. Pimple Popper

>> No.12585654

I love the tiny hammer

>> No.12585661

I love Japanese sweet potatoes.

>> No.12585667

How to ruin perfectly good foods.

>> No.12585676

>eating dead birds

>> No.12585682

truly a deconstruction of the food genre

>> No.12585684

Jews did this to my foods?

>> No.12585695

Why are you being mean?

>> No.12585705

Come on, jeets. When does it fucking stop?

>> No.12585711

I would fucking break his fucking neck!

>> No.12585722

After he serves your food with the hand he used to touch the money

>> No.12585874

it literally says "PURES LEBEN" in the bottom left corner of the screen

>> No.12585877

I want to BE eggchad

>> No.12586465

Can someone explain this webm? Is she happy because she got a new dog or what? I can't recognise emotions very well

>> No.12586663

She's happy. Children have more intense emotions and can get overwhelmed and not know how to manage them.
>t. teacher

>> No.12586681

Majority of folk on 4chan are either under 20 and/or just cannot cook in general

>> No.12586693

Oh, ok. I have a disfunctional amygdala so I can't process emotional information too well. Now that you told me I can see it a bit better. She's cute as hell too

>> No.12586751

All I know is that pantyhose + skirt combo is sexy as all get-out.

>> No.12586863

He's so eggotistical

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>> No.12587095

Isn't this just a shitty version of Jelly Doughnuts?

>> No.12587151

Do Europeans really...?

>> No.12587292

it's his only viable way out

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