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Do you ever try to make friends at the café?

>> No.12568692

>>12568689
>tattoo
nope

>> No.12568693
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12568693

>>12568689
>going to a cafe

>> No.12568696

>>12568689
no. everyone knows that the male with the most expensive macbook pro is the dom one and all potential females are his..

>> No.12568700

>thotmark
thats a no bueno from me esse

>> No.12568710

>>12568689
I am more the introvert type that need space but now and then i see a fellow introvert woman or man and talking explodes exponentially :D

>> No.12568714

>>12568693
>talking to some girl
>she likes coffee
>ask on a date
>take her to a coffee shop
Oh no how soy of me.

>> No.12568717

>>12568692
>incel
Kys

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>>12568714
>taking a girl to a nice coffee shop as a date
top kek are you 45, time to stop posting gramps

>> No.12568725

>>12568720
Bitches like coffee. Especially from hipster cafes like I'm assuming op is talking about.

>> No.12568729

>>12568714
>she says she likes coffee
No, what she actually likes and wants is milkshakes. Take her to stake and shake, force her to buy from the 4 meals under 4 dollar menu then make her pay

>> No.12568747

>>12568729
>stake and shake

>> No.12568753

>>12568710
Forgot to say i meat my gf in a coffee shop :D that means a shop that makes coffee and sandwiches and good buns and not like the Dutch or Danish mariuana or hashish coffee shops.

>> No.12568761

>>12568753
leave and never come back

>> No.12568765

>>12568753
Then we dated like a long time until she she said she wanted a dinner with wine and things happened a lot that evening :D

>> No.12568771

>>12568761
I live in Europe and Dutch and Danish drug emporiums are really known over here.

>> No.12568780

>>12568729
>milkshakes
The coffee shop I took her too doesn't have Starbucks tier trash.

>> No.12568799

>flirt with barista on and off for a week
>finally ask for number
>writes it on my hand while smiling at me
>we date and do sum fuk
>still not sure if we're actually a couple....
Everything went better than expected.

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>>12568689
yes

>> No.12568927

Why would I want friends?

>> No.12568944

>>12568799
playing with fire bro. next thing you know you'll never be able to go back there again
>>12568689
if you make eye contact with someone several times and they smile at you only then is it appropriate to approach someone at a cafe. otherwise never approach someone just because they're a pretty girl or whatever.

>> No.12568945

I usually just buy a 36-pack of beer and go find random people at the local park drinking(there's usually at least a couple of groups on any given night), then join them in their quest to liver cirrhosis. I can't really make any friends that way since I don't even remember half of the evening but I always have a fun time.

>> No.12568995

>>12568944
>limiting your lifestyle for a woman

Oh no, a barista might cry when she sees OP in the shop after he stops porking her?

What a travesty

>> No.12569211

>>12568689
I dont want to be friends with women unless they let me pork them

>> No.12569228

>>12568692
>>12568693
>>12568700
>>12568729
>>12568995
Found the virgins. Have sex.

>> No.12569237

>>12569228
Dilate

>> No.12569246

>>12568692
this

>> No.12569277

people are so up their phones these days theres absolutely no point in even bothering, anything you have to say or express there is something 1000x more interesting within the screen they are holding. I just go in, get my drink and walk out.

>> No.12569296

>>12569277
This is very jaded

>> No.12569298

>>12569237

Pronate.

>> No.12569409

>>12568689
I'd throw hot coffee in her face just for being a roastie

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>>12568689
Nope....

>> No.12569425

>>12568725
Nah. Bitches like smiley faces. Send that bitch a smiley face.

>> No.12569454

No, but I got a hookkup at a cafe once. Got the cheap coffee and poured whiskey into it. Some nosey broad started complaining but I cut her off with 'Just killing time until the bars open with this overpriced herbal laxative.' She decided to follow me out. Anal was had late that night. The ass was fat.

>> No.12569475

>>12569409
And get arrested and jailed? Yeah, I don't think so. Coward.

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>>12568689
>>Do you ever try to make friends at the café?
Why would I want friends?

>> No.12569771

>>12569454
and you probably never talked to her again. this site is full of such losers...

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>>12569228

>> No.12570937

>>12569409
Holy fucking based. I hate women too.

>> No.12570938

>>12569475
I'd do it. I'd fucking do it

>> No.12570953

>>12569771
Lmao roasties think guys want to talk to a girl after they buttfuck her

>> No.12570962

>>12568689
No, not "friends", but I have chatted with strangers while we hung out places. Cafes, coffee shops, record stores, even the DMV. Met some interesting people and have had good conversations.

>> No.12570963

ITT: incel general

>> No.12570967

>>12570927
Have sex

>> No.12571941

>>12568689
>Seattle
hell no. People are so unfriendly here

>> No.12572518

>>12568692

Just here to say you're correct in your observational decision making

My standards for women...

Tattoos: Short term mentality, not worthy of long term relationship
Dyed hair: Attention seeking whore, also avoid
Abnormal piercings or plugs: Parental issues stemming from fatherly neglect or absence
Unnatural hair style: Abuse maternal figure
Liberal: Mentally deficient

>> No.12572560

>>12568995
>travesty
kindly look up what this word actually means

>> No.12572564

>>12572518
like a faggot like you has a choice

>> No.12572596

>>12572518
>liberal
Have fun never having a girlfriend.

>> No.12572630

>>12572518
thank you oh wise sage for enlightening us with your hot takes on women

>> No.12572674

>>12572564
based

>> No.12574255

>>12569296
and very true

>> No.12574512

>>12568693
>everything except staying alone in my basement crying is soy

>> No.12575587

>>12568689
that’s a big mug

>> No.12575616

>>12568753
>Danish mariuana or hashish coffee shops.

No sir, that is not a thing.

>> No.12575645

>be me
>trying to read the grapes of wrath
>woman tries to make conversation

The one day where I didn't want to talk to anyone

>> No.12575655

>>12568689
leave her alone, she's a model on a photoshoot.

>> No.12575787

>>12568689
>>12568689

No, but sometimes I try to pick up chicks and fuck them. You should try it instead of taking creepy pictures with way too much headspace. And I'm talking to the person who took the picture, not OP, who is always a faggot.

>> No.12575819

>>12568693
is there anything you cannot mark as soy? you pathetic faggot

>> No.12575829

>>12568720
I bet you did the fortnite dance in past 7 days

>> No.12575843

people try to make friends with me and i'm usually not interested
if you need to make friends at a cafe, you probably aren't very cool

>> No.12575861

I met my ex-girlfriend in a café, of all places.

>> No.12575864

>>12568692
Unironically this

>> No.12575885

i don't eat sweets and i make my own coffee every morning, so no i don't go to cafes

>> No.12575905

>>12575885

Thanks for taking the time to tell us of your patrician ways, cunt.

>> No.12575998

>>12568692
Fpbp. The impulsiveness that led to them getting a tattoo in the first place makes them a shitty partner