Story time!

[Anonymous No.12565488]

Post your job stories here anons!
/ck/ jobs.

[Anonymous No.12565495]

>>12565488
>Not starting off with your story.
Shit thread.

[Anonymous No.12565497]

>>12565495
I thought about it but I didn't want to be the center of attention

[Anonymous No.12565502]

>>12565488
Had 3 differant ex servers become cam whores on chaturbate by pretendind i was a camwhore and made so much cash lmao

[Anonymous No.12565522]

>>12565497
Not in the team spirit anon. Sharing is caring.

[Anonymous No.12565541]

>>12565522
I was at Sonic about a year ago, cleaning up, mother fucker comes in 15 minutes before closing and order 15 GOD DAMN THINGS! Literally fucking McDicks is RIGHT across the god damn street!! GOD DAMNIT....

I was literally the only cook. Fuck that guy.

Friend of mine told me that first week he worked at a McDicks they told him to clean up from behind the grill, shit load of grease, he just says "fuck that I'm out" and quit"

Fast food is the fuckin worst

[Anonymous No.12565739]

>>12565488
When I worked on a hut in the alps about 2500m above sea level, I once chased a groundhog through a field of boulders and cornered it to tickle its feet.

[Anonymous No.12565754]

One time I went into a thread on /ck/ and it was super, super, mega gay so I frogposted to help make the thread better.

[Anonymous No.12565759]

>>12565739
adorable

[Anonymous No.12565808]

>>12565739
Nice

[summer fun No.12565816]

Worked at a fancy restaurant. There was a pocket pussy behind the toilet in the staff bathroom. Saw it change positions so somebody was using it- no idea who.

[Anonymous No.12565847]

>working as a line cook
>its my break time
>be horny as shit, head outside to the storage room outside
>jerk off to porn on my phone
>clean up, go washroom to wash hands
>head back to kitchen to let another cook go on break

[Taco Pal No.12565851]

>>12565502
Prove it

[Anonymous No.12565865]

>>12565522
I want to.........plow her.

[Anonymous No.12566063]

>>12565865
Could be you if your locale had a German Döner Kebab

[Anonymous No.12566069]

>>12565739
I want to do this but instead of a groundhog it's a girl and instead of tickling it's licking.

[Anonymous No.12567013]

I am in finance in the cheese industry. I love cheese and learning about cheese. Best career i could ask for

[Anonymous No.12567371]

selfish bump

[Anonymous No.12567382]

>>12567013
based cheese accountant

[Anonymous No.12567383]

>>12565488
One of my first jobs was Wendy’s running grill and fryers. I desperately wanted to be real cool, so I used my autism and made 90% of the food to order. I don’t think the fries and burgers ever went over 3 minutes old when I worked there. Also banged 3-4 of the girls that worked there, all varying ages and quality. It was pretty chill looking back as we would get off work at 1 am, then a couple of us would go over to the other guys house that worked there and play video games til like 4 am with a sackful of product that was leftover at the night

[Anonymous No.12567394]

>>12567383
That was supposed to say “a real cook”

[Anonymous No.12567401]

>>12565502
What are you even trying to say?

[Anonymous No.12567549]

>>12565488
Thanks for calling papa johns {special promotion here}, will this be for pick up or delivery
>delivery
alright where is this going to be delivered to
>I don't know
ok, where are you now?
>we're still driving
How are we supposed to deliver when we don't know the location?
>scoffs and hangs up the phone.

[Anonymous No.12567556]

>>12567394
nobody really cares, guy

[Anonymous No.12567781]

>>12565488
I'm working at Burger King, and this volleyball team comes in. They all order the exact same thing. Turns out they wanted to combine everything into some kind of super meal/burger. Totally weird.

[Anonymous No.12567804]

>>12565541
Oh totally. What an asshole to come to a business during their operating hours and expect them to provide service! Really ridiculous! And he didn't even know about the hidden rule where you aren't supposed to order over 14 items. Some people...

You lazy retard. The operating hours don't say "9:00-5:00(but secretly it's 4:45)". Just do your job, wagie. It's not like you had anything better going on anyway

[Anonymous No.12567812]

>Be me 18
>Be working salad bar at Ruby Tuesday
>Tuesday = Payday
>Get nigger to drop off a quarter ounce of coke
>Nigger takes forever
>Finally get it for $250
>Go in bathroom with plastic food top
>Coke is in huge chunks straight off the brick
>Cut a little off and chop it up which turns into huge line
>Do biggest line of coke ever
>Get really high and go outside and smoke cigarette
>Close restauraunt and walk home with coke in hand
>Cop across the street parked
>Oh fuck.jpg
>Walk really fast home
>Do lots of coke and watch Domino movie (Kiera Knightley)
>Do coke non-stop for 24 hours
>OD and go to hospital
>Get home two days later and do more coke
>Get fired from job immediately
It was good coke

[Anonymous No.12567841]

I used to work at a Sbarro in a mall.

-One time, I snorted a bunch of Ambien before clocking in. That day, two guys from corporate came in to make the pizzas. They were Italians from Chicago. Total "mama mia papa pia" guys. Luckily they didn't suspect a thing.

-I used to work at a Taco Bell and I would give customers a lot more food than I was supposed to. Please don't tell on me.

-I worked on a farm when I was a teen. I used to put ears of corn in my lunch sack and take them home. Again, please don't tell on me.

[Anonymous No.12567846]

>>12565754
based

[Anonymous No.12568758]

>Summer job doing dishes and cleaning cabins at a big vacation resort in Algonquin park, Canada when I was 16
>Owners daughter was head chef in the kitchen, mid 40's, single mom, coke head
>Food was always subpar
>6:00 dinner rush on a Saturday, notice I'm cleaning shit too fast, look around to see if I missed any dishes
>Turn my head to check on the cook, since it was a small kitchen
>Bitch was wearing short shorts made of jogging pants material
>Shorts pulled to the side with her right hand sticking a finger, 2 knuckles deep up her fucking pussy, yup definitely seen 40 year old coke head snatch up close
>hand goes back into action flipping burger buns, no washing, nothing, just handling customers food like it was no big deal
>Grossed right the fuck out
>Come in for the next days shift and overhear that same cook talking about how itchy her yeast infection was getting, to one of the waitresses
Never took advantage of my 30% off employee discount at the kitchen for the rest of the summer. Learned how to make my own fucking ham and swiss on kaiser rolls instead.

[Anonymous No.12568772]

>>12567812
i

[Anonymous No.12568789]

>>12568758
Oh come on now anon, I'm they had some great sourdough bread.

[Anonymous No.12568800]

>>12565739
Sometimes I sit out back at work while eating my lunch and watch the little groundhog family frolic in the field, sometimes a rabbit joins them.

[Anonymous No.12568892]

>>12567804
It's called common courtesy you asshole, sure you want a burger and fries and a drink? Sure. You want something like a basic meal? OK. But not like 15 god damn things. We have a life too. So you're completely ok with someone coming to your business 5 minutes before closing, almost everything is cleaned up and some asshole comes in and goes "Hey let me do something for 20 minutes making you restart everything!"

>>12567812
Found out coke is cut with ammonia, Why does anyone want to put that in their body?!

>>12567841
I told your mom anon, she's very upset.

>>12568758
why was the bitch not fired? Also was she like just masturbating in the kitchen?

[Anonymous No.12568911]

>>12568892
Ammonia evaporates, also it's acetone used as a cleaner, dumbass. And that bich wasn't masturbating, just scratching her itchy yeast cunt. Don't your mogoloid ass ever multiple reply again.

[Anonymous No.12568913]

>>12568911
I'll do what I want anon! You can't stop me!
Was watching something on TV, some HBO coke special talking about the coke trade or something in England and the dude was showing what he would do to make coke. Ammonia was added. Fucking sick. Even if it does evaporate it's still pretty fucked up.

I'll stick to weed.

[Anonymous No.12568920]

>>12568892
Learn to read bro.

[Anonymous No.12568924]

>>12568892
think about the type of person who chooses to do coke recreationally at work. they are obviously unable to make good choices, why would they care about ammonia

[Anonymous No.12568957]

>>12568924
thats fair.

[Anonymous No.12568963]

>>12565488
Worked for Dominos a decade ago when I was in college.
Used to get retards order Dominos Pizza asking for "pepperami" which is a low quality cheap snack sausage sold in bongistan.
Also had a guy complain that he ordered a large pizza and it didn't fill him up, he wanted a refund or more food for free because he was still hungry.
One driver went to deliver a pizza, the customer was shocked and appalled they couldn't pay by card at their front door, not understanding that PDQs need a phone line of some sorts. 3G had only been out a couple years and was expensive and even now it's not common to have a mobile PDQ. They were supposed to pay over the phone by giving their card details.
Driver got sarky so the customer broke his nose.

[Anonymous No.12568978]

>>12568963

Depends on how much money they have and how much they are willing to trust their employees with an iPad with a card scanner attached. I've seen a handful but you are either your own boss situation or youre paying with pay pal most of the time. Which, honestly, I'm sorta surprised people aren't doing that more of.

[Anonymous No.12569082]

>>12565488
>be me
>18 at time
>working in kitchen for second time in life
>working as dishwasher during the graveyard shift
>three Mexicans working the kitchen as chefs
>one is in charge, the shortest one
>fat guy who is regularly late always acts funny
>one day he looks at the kitchen sink, murky and completely full of water
>looks at dirty knife in his brown hand
>throws knife into completely concealing brown water
>cut my hand on it later
>never admits it was him but says “you gotta be careful when you can’t see through the water”

>different day
>Fat guy still being weird
>leaves for lunch one day
>gone for the next hour and a half
>short, in-charge chef, asks me “hey you seen that fat guy?”
>I tell him no
>go out for smoke break
>suddenly fat Mexican has appeared
>he walks up to me, breathing very heavily
>almost like he can’t walk
>asks me to tell the head chef that he’s fucked up and needs to go home
>says he’s sick
>he’s clearly on heavy drugs
>tell the short chef anyways
>fat guy is fired
Fucking graveyard lol

[Anonymous No.12569108]

>>12565488
One summer when I was a little kid I was working for an uncle's grocery store and trying to build a pyramid of oranges in the cold room but I put one too many on and they flew all over the place. That was pretty embarassing. I fixed it up by making a smaller one and stacking the rest around.
I didn't get hollared at too much becuase my uncle owned the place.

[Anonymous No.12569115]

>>12565488
>crackhead co worker asks me for $20
>"cmon man I know you got it"
>no

>Hostess is nodding out at the stand, on methadone or something
>goes outside to smoke a cig
>puts cig in trashcan
>trash can catches fire while she slumps to the ground behind the hostess stand.

[Anonymous No.12569116]

>>12569108
... also because I sucked up and realized that stupid mistake and fixed it.

[Anonymous No.12569129]

>>12569108
A southerner, where ya my friend?

[Anonymous No.12569132]

>>12569108
Here's another on that note, I was assigned to put tax stamps on ciggaretes. It's this decal thing where you put them in some water and if you're careful you can get them all onto a carton at once. I tore like two stamps on my first couple tries. That sucked because I thought I had to be perfect everytime, each of those stamps was worth like $1.25 or so at the time, I guess looking back at it tearing one or two in a learning process isn't so bad.

[Anonymous No.12569133]

>>12569129
New York, but that store was in Florida.

[Anonymous No.12569135]

>>12569133
You said "Holler" that was a dead give away lol. I'm in GA

[Anonymous No.12569138]

>>12569135
I have family in GA as well. It's pretty hot there now, humid and hot! I have to meet up with my older brother there sometime, it's been too long.

[Anonymous No.12569145]

>>12569138
89 actually right now. But I've lived here my entire life, so I'm used to the heat. What food do you miss the most?

[Anonymous No.12569147]

>>12569135
If you're by downtown Roswell checkout this place for burgers, it's an unassuming joint. Rhey or Rhea's on Canton & Woodstock.

[Anonymous No.12569158]

>used to work at a pizza joint with a conveyor oven
>owner hires sketchy new guy, said he was a master at cutting pizzas, I didnt believe him but not my call
>his first night, not busy, have a new guy doing toppings so training him
>at first the cut guy was alright, fucked up a few times but didnt have time to babbysit
>rush happens, suddenly we start getting people coming back, calling etc
>morherfucker is putting pizzas in wrong boxes
>but it gets better, the genius is not even fucking cutting the pizzas
How the fuck one manages to not cut multiple pizzas boggles the mind
>instruct him that pizzas need to be cut, put them in more slowly, babbysit him
>he does well again, but the whole time he is denying that he did anything wrong and talking a mile a minute
>whatever, need the" help" at least for tonight, but can't always watch him since I'm the only guy who can prepare dough
>it fucking keeps happening, multiple deliveries have to go back, customers understandably baffled, the guy has already lost us more than he'd probably make in a fucking month, drivers pissed
>final straw, I'm coming back from the walkin, and see him fucking with the oven settings to "make the pizzas come out slower"
>only time I legit yelled at that job, tell him to get the fuck out, he refuses, have to threaten to call the police

I've never seen so much incompetence in such a short amount of time and I've seen some idiocy.

[Anonymous No.12569159]

>>12569147
I think I've passed that before. Likely a place here around Lawrenceville to Cumming not sure.

[Anonymous No.12569163]

>>12568892
>It's called common courtesy you asshole, sure you want a burger and fries and a drink? Sure. You want something like a basic meal? OK. But not like 15 god damn things. We have a life too. So you're completely ok with someone coming to your business 5 minutes before closing, almost everything is cleaned up and some asshole comes in and goes "Hey let me do something for 20 minutes making you restart everything!"

>Am i ok with someone going into a business before their posted time of closing and expecting to exchange money for goods and services

Yes anon. I am ok with this. Suck it up you bitch. Is this legit the worst thing that's ever happened to you? Someone made you do work and you stayed late at your shitty mcjob for an extra 10min?

[Anonymous No.12569166]

>>12569163
you're a fucking asshole then. KYS

[Anonymous No.12569169]

>>12569145
Just these burgers >>12569147
There was also this place that my bro took me to at some airport it was cool checking out planes flying around and also the place's facilities.
Now there was some divebar place he took me to once on my way to the airport where we got some awesome mussles, I doubt that even he knows the name of the place. That was pretty good.

Some places just like in NYC are here today, gone tomorrow. I suspect it's the same everywhere.

[Anonymous No.12569171]

>>12569129
the south, u?

[Anonymous No.12569178]

>cheapass owner in absolute clusterfuck 'family' restaurant finally agrees to change nearly black frier oil (must have been literally months) after multiple complaints
>bust ass cleaning it and changing it
>4 50 litre friers
>mexican linecook has just had his daughter's quinceanera
>he got her face printed on all these novelty footballs and has been trying to give them to everyone all day
>her wierd distorted face on these cheap undersized balls is quite scary
>throws one at me
>it hits the unshielded fluorescent light on the roof above the friers which shatters and rains glass into the new oil

[Anonymous No.12569185]

>>12569178
You're no Joe Strummer
Quit while you're ahead

[Anonymous No.12569196]

>>12568892
>>12565541
>Spend 10 hours in minwage cage
>Get aneurysm from having to work 5 minutes longer

I worked at a grocery store when I was in high school, and that's how most of the 30+ year old workers would act, just stare at the clock and complain if they get held up 2 minutes over their shift. Maybe if you had some basic work ethic you wouldn't be doing useless labor all your life.

[Audrey !T.UcHElyn6 No.12569197]

I watched our guitar player obliterate our singer’s hand on stage on tour.

>Guitar player jumps off drum riser for an epic downbeat
>Singer makes an unchoreographed hand gesture
>neck of guitar karate chops their hand like it fucking HATES hands.
>I was about 12’ away
>I heard the crack
>I shutter
>not a beat skipped
>singer doesn’t fucking flinch
>finishes set
>gets offstage
>looks like someone over-inflated a latex glove ...with blood.
>rushed to hospital
>...drew a dick on the cast.

[Anonymous No.12569210]

>>12569197
dude lol weed 420

[Anonymous No.12569226]

>>12569196
I worked in a cage once, that's because the tax stamps had to be protected and my uncle owned the store. That and having full access to the place's computers where I found a cool star trek game to play when I had nothing else to do was pretty fun.
In about 20 minutes I found stuff that their so called "it expert" didn't know about, but then who's gonna fire me if I cause no harm. I did get one guy fired though from a different store, he was fucking inept and that's another story.

[Anonymous No.12569227]

>>12567013
>>12567382
He deals with a lot of cheddar if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.12569231]

>>12569115

where tf is this

[Anonymous No.12569239]

>>12567804
If your order takes longer than past closing to prepare, you shouldn't expect it to be possible.
These guys don't make overtime. Closing is 5PM, this means if your meal cannot be finished at a normal pace by 5PM when you order at 4:45, I have the right to refuse it. You can come back with a sensible meal I can prepare in 10-15 minutes, or you can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.12569253]

>>12569227
That must be the HOLY CHEDDAR!
Blessed by hooligans everywhere!

[Anonymous No.12569271]

>>12569239
If the grill closes at 4:45, then why it open until 5:00? Checkmate atheists.

[Anonymous No.12569279]

>>12569239
That's true but on the seating side, if I've made a reservation for some place and I'm on time even 5 minutes early and the cunts can't seat me within 15-20 minutes of that time, then if it's up to me I'll just walk out. Faggot restrautrants in New York start requiring a CC # to "guarantee" that their faggotry will be late. The fix on that is have the charge reversed or declined for lack of service.
I'm not standing in line for these niggers if I have a reservation.
The problem is when I'm with other people or a girl and they want to stand around when I'd be fuck outta there.

Its some of the gayest bullshit that I've ever seen and really makes me not want to go to NYC restaurants, but girls like to go out and be seen.

[Anonymous No.12569281]

>>12569197
Audrey? Is that you...?

[Anonymous No.12569282]

>>12569271
If you come in at 4:45 and the grill closes at 5:00, but you ask for 15 burgers that will take 30 minutes to complete, I tell you "I can't do that, the grill goes off at 5:00. Make a smaller order or come back tomorrow."

[Anonymous No.12569283]

>>12569271
That 15 mins gives them time to do cocaine bumps.

[Anonymous No.12569307]

>work at a pharmacy/store in the store part
>skelly crew of myself and a cashier putting up 6k sale signs
>regular customer approaches me and starts apologizing profusely
>”I dropped a tea, I’m so sorry, I’ll pay you back for it” etc tell her not to worry about it
>grab the cleanup powder and walk over to the coolers expecting glass on the floor
>cooler aisle is spotless, coolers are fine
>walk past the next aisle where we keep the big containers of drinks
>half the floor is coated in Arnold Palmer arizona from a completely empty gallon container
>spend two hours sweeping up the liquid, mopping, removing all the products from the bottom shelves, removing the shelving, disenfecting and cleaning underneath the shelves, putting the shelves/products back and mopping the floor two more times

[Anonymous No.12569316]

>>12569307
For all of that stupid green text you should have just wrote it as real English. You dumb tard, now go hit your punchcard.

[Anonymous No.12569322]

Green texters are trying so hard to fit in that they come across as total morons.
Do they do that shit on a resume?

[Anonymous No.12569335]

>>12569166
You really are a sheltered fragile little thing, if having to work an extra 20 minutes is the worst thing you've ever had to do, and if you think other people are heartless assholes for not understanding your point of view. I absolutely hate entitled customers who think people who offer their services are their servants, but I hate even more people who hate their jobs and can't do them properly. Do it well or quit. If you want to reply with muh rent and muh living wage, fuck off. I'm poor because I quit working, but I'm happy about the freedom I have. And when I'll need a job again, I'm not going to be a reluctant lazy faggot about it. See what this anon had to say >>12569196
>Maybe if you had some basic work ethic you wouldn't be doing useless labor all your life.

[Anonymous No.12569340]

>sniff sniff
>I was working and someone came in 30 minutes before close
>and then they ordered a meal!

[Anonymous No.12569374]

>>12569322
food workers are retarded.

I got a resume from a guy that was a cook at a few different places and he put "freelance contractor" for september 2016 till october 2016

[Audrey !T.UcHElyn6 No.12569384]

>>12569281
That’s Avril Lavigne(‘s clone Melissa(?)) but thanks and you may continue thinking that’s what I look like.

[Anonymous No.12569397]

>>12569384
Only Audrey would be so retarded she would think that I think that I'm suggesting that you are the girl in the picture as well...
You don't remember me? Do you?

[Anonymous No.12569406]

>>12569282
Good I'll gladly call corporate/management and tell them i was refused service. Enjoy unemployment bitch

[Anonymous No.12569408]

>Be 19
>Got job as a cook at local panini place
>First time working in a restaurant
>Job is pretty easy, almost all the ingredients are stored in a sandwich prep table like at Subway
>Been working there for a few weeks, I pretty much have everything down
>One day a customer calls and orders a tuna melt for delivery
>Asks for extra tuna
>Start making sandwich
>Go to slap on some tuna, but accidentally grab the humus that was right next to the tuna
>Throw the humus on the bread
>Extra
>Get the sandwich cooked in the panini press, wrapped, and sent our for delivery
>About 30 minutes later I realized my mistake
>”Oh shit, the customer is definitely going to call and complain”
>Worried that I’ll get in trouble
>In the midst of my worrying, I picture a hungry customer eagerly biting into his tuna melt, only to get a mouthful of hot humus
>Start dying laughing to myself
>Customer never ends up complaining

[Anonymous No.12569435]

>be me
>work for a large, international company that sells baked goods
>middle of summer
>walking through oven room because nothing really to do
>see pallet of butter
>wtf, shouldn't that be in a cool room?
>whateverabovemypaygrade.png
>see a roach crawl put of box
>it looks at me
>I look at it
>soul connection
>scatters back into butter box
>nowihaveamoralissue.jpg
>tell supervisor about roach
>"I'll take it of it dont worry"
>walking back through oven room 5 minutes later
>see forklift driver take pallet
>wait that isnt the direction of the trash room
>mother fucker puts it out in the blending floor
>see dudes open boxes and dump the butter
>mfw
Never eating baked goods from that company ever again. Shame too since I really liked honey buns

[Anonymous No.12569448]

>>12569435
Be a good whistlegoy and name the company

[Audrey !T.UcHElyn6 No.12569471]

>>12569397
I remember that you expect me to remember you every time I post. Besides that, I do not know who you are. Have you been laying prone, awaiting my return?

[Anonymous No.12569474]

>>12565541
Fuck off, you lazy ape. If your time was worth anything you wouldn't be flipping burgers at sonic.

[Anonymous No.12569499]

>>12565488
>work at shit “restaurant”
>give old lady her food
>”do you have horseradish sauce”
>”no”
>”yes you do give me some”
>”no we don’t”
>”you used to”
>”not for at least two years, because I’ve never seen it”
>”let me speak to your manager”
>”ok”
>manager comes over
>”horseradish sauce”
>”no”
>”okay”
>she walks away
Wew

[Anonymous No.12569512]

>>12569435
name the company faggot, dont let your fellow anons eat roachs. jeez

[Anonymous No.12569539]

>>12569435
Not trying to defend the roach but insects don't like fat. Learned that from going strict carnivore/keto for a couple months. My apartment was the most bug free mess with oil and fat everywhere that could be. Insects go for the protien and carbs. And butter can be stored room temp no problem.

[Anonymous No.12569540]

>>12569448
>>12569512
I thought it would be obvious since I named honey buns but I realize now there are many companies who make them. Anyway the company was named Arytza. Stay away from Little bites from aldi too. Doing dongs were also made there. Drakes coffee cake. They used to make little debbie stuff there too, but they lost that contract.

[Anonymous No.12569544]

>>12569435
give me the name of the (((company))) you little shitstain drone

[Anonymous No.12569575]

>>12569544
I did read >>12569540

[Anonymous No.12569580]

>>12569544
learn2read faggot

he said : Arytza

[Anonymous No.12569619]

>be me
>drive far away to doctor because in the middle of nowhere
>finally get home
>attempt to make pannini
>its good
>thank you panini

[Anonymous No.12569678]

>>12569239

Maybe you should just do some extra Meth when these orders come in.
Checkmate atheists.

[Anonymous No.12569777]

>>12569171
shit nigga me too

>>12569196
I was at sonic for all that shit. If you are coming in getting a burger and some fries, whatever, NOT 15 GOD DAMN THINGS.... How would YOU like it if some asshole did that to you 2 minutes till closing? There's is so many other places near that sonic. BK, wendy's, McDicks, hell the Kroger has decent togo items

>>12569335
It's not that I hate my job, I'm not fragile, I'm just ready to go home from a long day of work, and when it's closing time IT'S GOD DAMN CLOSING TIME. I'm no more entitled than anyone else at their job. Sure, if we had to stay an extra 10 or 20, that's 1 thing, but then you stay another hour and 1/2 because some fuck face comes through your shit. No fuck you

>>12569239
>>12569271
It's not about closing the grill, it's prepping the grill. Sure, I think it should be shorter around 5 minutes but even then, at least be sensible about it and not some fucktard

>>12569340
You're a fuckin idiot

[Anonymous No.12570035]

>>12565754
MOMMY

[Anonymous No.12570244]

>>12569777
This isn't facebook. Never mass reply to me or my wife's son again.

[Anonymous No.12570254]

>>12569197
why are you telling us?

[Anonymous No.12570265]

>>12569406
>thinking the customer actually has this much power

[Anonymous No.12570310]

>>12569231
Baltimore and San Diego respectively. Work in restaurants for 10 years and you will see lots of dumb shit.

>inner harbor Baltimore
>new waitress is working at the same time as me
>she flirts with me a lot but her bf is a literal gangbanger
>”hey anon, try my drink!”
>take a small sip of her shift drink, expecting booze
>yup, it’s almost completely whiskey
>”holy fuck”
>she laughs
>later during her shift she slips and falls into the dirty harbor water

[Anonymous No.12570491]

>>12565488
a guy i worked with who was really fucking stupid was food running one night. the expo told me part of a tables dish had fallen (a piece of meat) and not made it to the table, whatever. that's all the information i have about the situation so i assume someone in the kitchen dropped it. i bring the part of the dish that was missed and apologize to the table that something "took a spill earlier". then i turn around to leave and see the piece of meat on the floor right next to the table. the stupid fucking runner had dropped it right in front of them and then just left it for like 10 fucking minutes. he got fired a couple weeks later for being stupid

[Anonymous No.12570879]

>>12569471
you dated my brother.

[Anonymous No.12570951]

>>12569777
>How would YOU like it if some asshole did that to you 2 minutes till closing?

Deal with it as part of the job. I used to work group homes, and would routinely have to wait half an hour past my shift for the overnight afro-american worker to show up, and I never really gave it much worry. Sit back and do some reading, pace the halls and talk to yourself, etc. If waiting around is more than you can manage then you're hardly considered a functioning human.

[Anonymous No.12570964]

>>12569226
>I did get one guy fired though from a different store, he was fucking inept and that's another story.

STORY. I MUST KNOW. That is if you don't mind Anon.

[Audrey !T.UcHElyn6 No.12570968]

>>12570879
I’ve never dated a boy.

[Anonymous No.12570970]

>>12569227
>>12569253
Kek'd

[Anonymous No.12570980]

>>12570968
he is trans.

[Anonymous No.12570989]

>>12569374
>he put "freelance contractor" for september 2016 till october 2016

hehe that's clever kind of stupid.

[Anonymous No.12571000]

>>12569374
Someone for a company I really didn't want to work for but saw something like that on my resume and called me out on it, the real fact was that it was two jobs at the same time, a second job was one that I did as a favor for a manager at the first job.

It wasn't so much explaining to the bitch, it was they way she said it in some kind of accusatorial way. If I wasn't a gentleman I would have told her to fuck off. I think that was merryl lynch, they all have hairdryers up their asses making them think they're "entitled."

[Anonymous No.12571007]

>be service electrician
>work in many restaurant kitchens
I NEVER eat bar food now, because 99% of bar owners have no goddamn idea how to maintain a kitchen.

[Anonymous No.12571024]

>>12569540
>The company was founded as the Irish Co-Operative Agricultural Agency Society in January 1897

Fucking Irish ruining everything. Can't even take care of some damn roaches. But makes sense the Irish would look out for roaches, CONSIDERING THEY'RE KIN!

Fucking potato licking Paddies get the fuck out of my country.

[Anonymous No.12571066]

>>12571007
Why would anyone eat food from a place thats primary source of income is the bar?
A bar is ok for a couple drinks but for food, no thanks.

[Anonymous No.12571080]

>>12571024
Perhaps some Alabama leprechaun mucked up the works?

[Audrey !T.UcHElyn6 No.12571097]

>>12570980
...I’ve never dated anyone whoms’t identifies as a boy.

[Anonymous No.12571105]

>>12571080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpUb8TS4bHM

I wouldn't doubt it.

[Anonymous No.12571114]

>>12571080
b-but they were only 1/4 black so they were irish, ok?

[Anonymous No.12571118]

>>12571105
There's a part 2 on that...
Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
Alabama Leprechaun Part II
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIoUxlUdU00

[Anonymous No.12571132]

>>12571066
I now understand that fully, but when I was 21 I thought bar food was the shit. "This little dive sells pizza? And they use Alfredo for the sauce? We're getting that!"

[Anonymous No.12571138]

>>12571114
Go stuff a potato where the don't shine.

[Anonymous No.12571150]

>>12569185
What does this mean though?

[Anonymous No.12571159]

>>12571132
Been there, done that. Live and learn, it's best to chill with friends at a house or apartment instead of being ripped off at some bar.

[Anonymous No.12571169]

>>12571097
wait. wot?
he doesn't...?

[Anonymous No.12571173]

>>12571150
It means that what that anon wrote was shit and clearly can't make money from it. Meaning it's a bunch of meaningless babble like from what a hysterical woman would write in a fit of frustration.

[Anonymous No.12571181]

>>12571150
Back in the day one could smack some sense into some babbling bitch now one has to be politically correct.

[Anonymous No.12571202]

>>12567382
its pretty cool shit desu. We make both aged cheeses and the more mass produced cheeses. Its pretty interesting to see that fat% in the raw milk drop in the summer compared to the winter and how that reflects how much cheese we produce

[Anonymous No.12571254]

>>12569408
now that was epic

[Anonymous No.12571285]

I used grillnet to clean everything
put the new potato boxes over the old one
they got what they paid for

[Anonymous No.12571539]

>>12571169
So you just wanted a reason to misgender your make believe trans sibling. Cool.

[Anonymous No.12571548]

>>12571539
wtf, it would be weird to call him a her, we both prefer it. he grew up as my brother, not a mentally ill alcoholic faggot. we're cool with each other, biggot.
you're clearly just a schizophrenic cunt pretending to be Audrey. You threw it all away, bitch.

[Anonymous No.12571621]

>>12571548
Clearly.

You: Dear Diary, I woke up angry again today. I’m gonna go take it out on some strangers on the internet. I sure hope it makes me feel better THIS time.

[Anonymous No.12571624]

i was working as a teen and a customer ordered a burger and left it untouched for 45 minutes then came back and complained that it was cold. didn't even take a bite

[Anonymous No.12571758]

>>12570310
Lol when I read this I assumed Baltimore. I chef in the county. All familiar stories.

[Anonymous No.12571979]

>>12570244
suck my dick faggot

>>12570951
I'm not being paid overtime, so fuck it.

[Anonymous No.12572547]

>>12567383
Sounds awesome my dude. Ya shit jobs are always banging in retrospect.

[Anonymous No.12572581]

>>12569777
Get back to work pajeet.

[Anonymous No.12572693]

>>12565488
>be me, 18, working part time at Subway
>high school kids come in and order food
>this one kid orders a club sandwich
>get the vegetables on, dress it with condiments, ask him if he wants anything else
>smarmy little fucker thinks he's a comedian
>goes "Uh, yeah, semen!"
>all his douchebag friends laugh
>A'ight, boy, let me show you how a comedian does it
>smile, look him dead in the eye, and go "No problem! I'll just have to go get it from the back."
>grab his sandwich and start to go towards the back room
>the boy's like "What? No. NO! None of that, th-thank you."
>"Oh? Okay, it's your call. That'll be $5. Enjoy,"
>take his money, give him his sandwich, watch him walk out the door demoralized
Freshmen, when will they learn?

[Anonymous No.12572737]

>>12565488
>be 17, working at McDonald's
>lunch break, get my employee meal and abscond to my favorite place to eat it, the walk-in freezer
>it's cool there. And peaceful. And dark. Like the grave I long for, working at fucking McDonald's
>my co-worker, Vontario, walks in coming for french fries, flips on the light, sees me on the floor and freaks out
>"AHHHH! Anon! What da fuck you doin', man?"
>"...eating?"
>"Why you eat in da freeza?"
>"Because it's 95 degrees in the grill, and they make us wear polyester uniforms? I need to fucking cool off, man."
>"Why you eat in da dark!?"
>"Dude, it's a chicken sandwich, not a Rubik's cube. I don't need to see it, to eat it. Did you need something?"
>"French fries".
>"Alright, head's up," I said as I tossed a box of fries to him. "Now turn that light off, it's hurting my eyes."
>"Man, you gon' die in here. You gon' freeze to deaf, and yo' ass gon' be haunting this shit."
>"You can't die of hypothermia in 30 minutes, Vontario. I'll be back in the kitchen before then. Don't worry about me, worry about the fry hopper. And tell Kendrick I said to lay down some McNuggets while I'm out. I know we're gonna need nuggets, and he never puts them down in time."

[Anonymous No.12572755]

>>12565541
AZ?

[Anonymous No.12572763]

>>12565488
>be me, 16, working at Pizza Hut
>a new waitress gets hired on.
>her first two days, she's either starting her shift when mine ends, or ending her shift as mine starts. We never have an opportunity to exchange words
>an idea forms
>her third day, she comes back and asks me, "Where do I put the dirty forks?"
>"Lo siento, no entiendo que te dice."
>"...wut?"
>"Lo siento, soy de Espana, no entiendo mucho Ingles. No comprendo que te dice."
>"Oh. Oh! I understand, sorry."
>she walks off and asks the other waitress, Theresa, "Why didn't anyone tell me the dishwasher doesn't speak English?"
>I am arbitrarily white by the way. I look like what would happen if John Rhys-Davies and Keira Knightley had a baby.
>Theresa goes "Oh, he does too, he's just being stupid."
>I pop around the corner and go "Stupid, hell! I got a B in Spanish II. And the forks and all silverware go in the plastic tube in the cubby underneath the napkins, I'll wash a load in about 15 minutes."

[Anonymous No.12572765]

>>12572763
Cringe

[Anonymous No.12572768]

>>12572737
post on /r/writingprompts, don't want your fiction here bitch

[Anonymous No.12572772]

>>12572693
If your delivery was deadpan that would have been quite entertaining to watch.

[Anonymous No.12572775]

>>12572765
>>12572768
>opens a storytime thread
>gets mad at storytime
To what purpose?

[Anonymous No.12572786]

>>12572775
you definitely wrote
>>12572737
>>12572763
what you wrote here is so jarring and out of place with everything else written here that i had to call it out. even if it's not 100% fiction it reads as if it's implausible.

[The First of the Spuds No.12572823]

>>12567812
I love you sir, to some this sounds like a tale to “don’t do as I do”. To me all I can here is There goes my Hero! Watch him as he Goes!

[Anonymous No.12572859]

>>12572786
It's out of place with everything here because I'm out of place with everyone here. I'm not normal. If my stories are implausible, it's because my very existence is implausible. My father was diagnosed as sterile at 13 when he caught the mumps after puberty, and my mother was diagnosed as barren at 14 due to endometriosis assuring any pregnancy she had would be ectopic. Qualified medical professionals assured both my parents they would never have children long before they ever conceived me, in the backseat of a Datsun 280z at a fucking Gordon Lightfoot concert; the odds against my birth were billions to one. And yet, here I am. And then I grew up in goddamn Florida, where shit's always weird. All the time. Forever.

You just don't know, man. They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

[The First of the Spuds No.12572866]

>>12567812
Sorry about the OD, but I still understand that sometimes shot goes sideways

[The First of the Spuds No.12572876]

>>12572859
You’re all good, you’re special. I would leave FL immediately. It’s like GTA in VR

[The First of the Spuds No.12572880]

>>12572859
My mom had a Datsun

[Anonymous No.12572900]

>>12572763
>>12572737
This is absolutely fucking disgusting trash and the samefaggot who posted them NEEDS TO GO BACK
>you need to go back

[The First of the Spuds No.12572903]

>>12571097
Ummmm what? Details now

[Anonymous No.12572918]

>>12569316
did you have a bad day buddy?

[The First of the Spuds No.12572927]

>>12572903
That’s the law... why are you bragging about that?

[Anonymous No.12572978]

>Bojangles
>prep cook/ chicken prepper
>order comes in for a weekend catering event at some high school.
>have to prep 200 chick breasts, thighs and wings, 5 five-gallon tubs of coleslaw, mac, and mash potatoes, 600 biscuits, and 30 20-gallon tea drums.
>total is about $6,000
>no down payment on food cost or payment the day of the event, customers are paying at the place per plate of food.
>barely make it with help at the end of the week.
>days comes
>drive all the way to the school 30 miles away with food in van.
>set it all up in time.
>each plate is supposed to be 3.50 even
>every. single. patron. has a coupon for free meal.
>high school football team fund raised it behind our fucking backs.
>have to give food for free since its they are valid coupons.
>boss is pissed
>the fucking VP of the company is pissed.
>im livid
>finish and clean up only for someone to spill ranch all over our fucking upholstery in the van.
>get it back to the store and close for the night.
>quit the next day.


ONLY IN FUCKING ALABAMA

[Anonymous No.12572990]

>go to McDonald's 5 minutes before closing
>order 2 large shakes
>throw both shakes in the ceiling as hard as I can so there's milkshake splattered all over the place
>walk out
The look on the wagies' faces was priceless.

[Anonymous No.12573013]

>>12572918
Yeah I didn't get enough umami and woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

[Anonymous No.12573028]

>>12565488
>just got a job as a waiter at a restaurant, im fresh fish
>been a lot of disagreements between boh and manager about how long we serve customers with regards to opening hours
>"the rule" according to manager is we take orders until the minute we close, chefs dont like this policy and waiters dont exactly enforce this rule
>one of my first days, im alone the last half hour before closing, very few customers
>oddly enough the manager is in her office that evening, supposedly to catch up work
>of course, three people walk in 9:56, as in four minutes before closing
>I wanted to cut the chefs and boh some slack by saying the kitchen closes at closing hours.
>But now the manager is out of her office, staring at me from across the room, behind the customers.
>I stutter but end up taking their orders because my boss is present, dont wanna lose my job over this
>give orders to chefs, and they get furious, giving me hell, one guy even asking me to call his wife to explain how I am the reason he is gonna be late tonight
>I tried explaining but they wouldnt listen at all
There was a constant war between the manager and boh. Very tiresome, got the fuck out after a while.

[Anonymous No.12573034]

>>12573028
theres a very clear understanding between cooks and foh that a waiter just takes the orders and they got different bosses, fuck those guys for giving you shit.

[Anonymous No.12573048]

>>12573028
sounds like a bad restaurant. I waited tables at a popular French cafe/bistro for 4 years, every now and again a group would walk in at closing time. Not being am amerifat I was paid a decent hourly wage as were the chefs. We were a good team and all got along, occasionally chef would say no for good reason, and offer to whip up whatever he could. Personally I would never walk into a place with a group 5 mins before closing time. I want to enjoy my meal, not have pissed off staff trying to get me to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.12573078]

>>12572859
I have news for you're dad.

[Anonymous No.12573083]

>>12569196
>Don't worry Mr. Shekelberg, its only a few minutes, l'll work for free!

[Anonymous No.12573096]

>>12573048
You worked as a waiter thinking it's a claim to fame and you blame America for your problems. Yeah OK little boi.

[Anonymous No.12573097]

When I lived and worked in the US I never worked in food, but I generally terrorised the McDonalds from my university while on the clock (student worker)

>Used to order for dine in and take the tray to go anyway, would come back in to the restaurant after a few weeks of collecting and just drop all the trays on the floor
>shotgunning beers in line
>ordering dollar sweet teas and filling them with soda and dumping the sodas into massive water cooler jugs
>crushing up burgers and leaving them to rot in the top deck of the toilets
>Continually telling the Aspies in the honours program that McDonalds was alright with them setting up TVs and hosting Melee tourneys after they were kicked out of their lounge on campus so McDonalds would get swarmed by every smelly autist in town at once

Looking back, I have no idea why I fucked with that McDonalds so hard. An employee must have fucked me right off or something. Good times.

[Anonymous No.12573100]

>>12573048
Next time why not go all out and blame the jews for your problems, you might get some endearment from the folk here.

[Anonymous No.12573108]

>>12573097
Seems as if you're blaming everyone but yourself for your own problems. I know that's not the answer you want but that's the right one.

[Anonymous No.12573125]

>>12573108

It was just banter with them mate. I've come to terms with my own issues years ago bud. McDonalds needs to sort their shit out though.

[Anonymous No.12573173]

>>12573096
>>12573100
What the fuck is your problem you mutt? When the fuck did this Anon complain about anything or blame anyone or talked about his aspirations to fame? Why the fuck would you post twice the same ridiculous idea pretending you're two separate persons? This isn't even trolling or shitposting or schizoposting, this is just garbage. It's a really sad world we live in, populated by mentally challenged individuals like yourself.

[Anonymous No.12573254]

>>12573034
Yeah, that was unreasonable. This was a place where pretty much everyone at foh was working there part time next to college/university, maybe that had something to do with it.

[Anonymous No.12573262]

>>12573096
>>12573100
Is this samefag genuinely retarded? It doesnt seem like you understood a single word of the post which you are replying to.

[Anonymous No.12573264]

>>12573173
If you want to make the world a better place you could always neuter or kill yourself. Put your money where your mouth is.

[Anonymous No.12573272]

>>12573262
He said he worked there for four years.
After a few months if you don't like a place then get the fuck out and find another job otherwise that's a sign of insanity, doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

[Anonymous No.12573294]

>>12573262
I'm not here to explain English comprehension to you and I suspect that I understood it better than you did. You're just being a pissy faggot, for what reason I have no idea and really don't care about.

[Anonymous No.12573295]

>>12573272
That anon didn't complain at all in his post you utter retard, learn to fucking read

[Anonymous No.12573302]

>>12573272
Jesus fucking christ what an absolute mouthbreather you are. He never said he didnt like the restaurant where he was working - on the contrary, he was very happy with it. He said that the guy he was replying to worked in a bad restaurant. Not the same at all.

[Anonymous No.12573303]

>>12573295
Yeah ok bigboi, you might want to read again.

[Anonymous No.12573305]

>>12573302
You're missing a small point, so read again.

[Anonymous No.12573471]

>>12567556
Back at you my edgy friend

[Anonymous No.12573623]

>>12572978
Where did they get the coupons and why did you have to honour them? Aren't they usually restaurant only?

[Anonymous No.12574077]

>working at McDicks about 6 years ago
>doing the drive through
>fat fucks come through the drive through
>repeat their order "you ordered a [insert shit here]"
>Fat fhit suck says to me "YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT WE ORDERED! IT'S ON YER COM'PEYUTER SCREEN THEY-R"
>"I know sir, I just want to make sure...."
>"STOP TALKIN STOP TALKIN YER JUST DIGGIN YOURSELF A DEEPER HOLE!"
I wanted to tell them to fuck off so bad but I didn't think about it. How am I digging myself a deeper hole if I'm doing my job to make sure you get your McShit?

>Working at another one
>I'm 5'5
>can't be helped
>also skinny and not a lot of upper body strength with all my effort to work out.
>Getting ice from the back from the Frappe machine
>can't reach the top without a ladder but didn't get the ladder
>one of my younger co-workers asks me "Hey anon you want me to put that in for you?"
>taller than me and has more strength and is a female.
>boss sees it
>looks at me "You let a GIRL do a MAN'S job?"
>"What?"
>"men are supposed to be stronger than women."
>"I have 2 older sisters, I literally don't care if she's stronger than me, also that's sexist."
>next 2 hours go by and he keeps making snide sexist comments towards me about my strength
>Call the management team
>tell them about him
>this is not his first time being reported for being a douchebag
>>next day
>go in about 6 AM
>morning shit
>working the front winder
>he starts to yell at me "COME ON GO COME ON GO COME ON GO!"
>over and over
>"SHUT UP!"
>"what did you say to me?"
>"Yeah, you heard me, I'm sick of your shit. I quit"
I walked to the restroom, took my shirt off, had another ready for me in a book bag cause I figured this was my last day. They tried to tell me "Oh we need the pants too." Oh? You think People don't own basically dress pants? You can get them at fucking good will. God people are dumb.

Fuck McDicks.

[Anonymous No.12574193]

>>12572978

why do you care about the coupons? you get the same wage regardless, dont you?

[Anonymous No.12574221]

>>12574077
You do sound like a male that would have two older sisters. You have excess estrogen poisoning from when you were in the womb. Blame your sisters. You being a little bitch (literally, why do you think you're 5'5"?) can't be helped, as you said. It's your sisters faults.

[Anonymous No.12574245]

>>12574221
What? The main contributor for estrogen and testosterone is birth order. That's why "little sisters" grow up to be hot and "big brothers" grow up to be chads.

[Anonymous No.12574250]

>>12574245
Male after female: male will have higher estrogen
Female after male: female will have higher testosterone.

[Anonymous No.12574293]

>>12574221
1 sister same mom different dads
1 sister did mom same dad

You're an idiot. Fuck off with your sudo science

[Anonymous No.12574368]

>>12574293
It's always difficult for manlets to take the final pill.

[Anonymous No.12574396]

>>12574368
HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IMAGE IS SO FUNNY BC AT FIRST ITS ABOUT KEKS AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THERES A BIG SURPRISE NIGGER JOKE AT THE END HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET IT WAS SO UNEXPECTED

[Audrey !T.UcHElyn6 No.12574411]

>>12572903
Details about what? Every relationship I’ve ever been in?
...neither of us have that kind of time.

[Anonymous No.12574508]

>>12574396
t. Nigger

[Anonymous No.12574539]

i work at zaxbys
a few months ago some woman came through the drive through asking for chicken nuggets
16 year old female nigglet proceeds to say "Dis ain't McDonald's das down the road" while laughing her ass off
she was fired on the spot and yelled at while the people in the drive through could still hear it

[Anonymous No.12574713]

>>12565816
Just a little hot sauce and you could have figured out who it was real fast

[Anonymous No.12574845]

>>12569619
best post on ck right now

[Anonymous No.12575391]

>>12574368
Why do you literally care about someone's height? No one can actually change their height. No, fuck those dumbass implants. I don't mind using a ladder if I need one. Mexicans seem to be doing ok with them Mexican girls.

[Anonymous No.12575487]

>black customers
>always bitching
>loud
>no tips

[Anonymous No.12575633]

>>12567812
coke

[Anonymous No.12575651]

>>12573097
>Continually telling the Aspies in the honours program that McDonalds was alright with them setting up TVs and hosting Melee tourneys after they were kicked out of their lounge on campus so McDonalds would get swarmed by every smelly autist in town at once
You're a faggot for fucking with the toilets but that last one was funny.

[Anonymous No.12575750]

>>12565488
I once dated a girl that worked at mcdonalds and absolutely loved it. She had a tattoo of a mcd fry cup w fries in it, her apartment was decorated with tons of old mcdonalds menu boards and she was missing a finger cut off in the mcd freezer door. Went to Hamburger U too. God she was cool

[Anonymous No.12576116]

>>12569158
The only thing worse than incompetent person is an incompetent person who thinks he's competent.

[Anonymous No.12576131]

>>12572693
>club sandwich
>subway
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.12576159]

>>12575750
She sounds like a decent no-bullshit type of gal. Assuming she wasn't a ham-beast or some super-ironic cunt.

[Anonymous No.12576262]

Working at a local mom and pop pizzeria. I’m closing with a big big fat chick. Pretty face but a fucking whale. Everything was cleaned up and put away. We also finished mopping and she starts to squeeze the mop with those squeezer things on the mop buckets. She’s kinda short so she puts her entire body into pushing down on that lever to squeeze the mop dry. Remember she’s a fat girl. After a few moments of her doing that the fucking bucket splits in half and all the fucking dirty mop water goes everywhere. Fucking hilarious lol still make fun of her about it

[Anonymous No.12576340]

>>12576262
Did you hose her after you hosed down the floor? If not, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.12576346]

>>12576262
How the fuck do you split on of those in half? The plastic is nearly a half inch thick.

[Anonymous No.12576364]

>>12576262
where can I apply?

[Anonymous No.12576384]

> a few months ago when i still worked at five guys
> running the register for a bit, busy night
> man comes up and proudly proclaims
> “yeah so i want a regular done two ways.”
> “im sorry a what”
> “a regular done two ways.”
> “a regular what sir”
> “oh ham.”
> ????????????

[Anonymous No.12576528]

>>12576346
She’s fucking huge man. If I had to guess she weighs 250+lbs, so with all the weight pressing down on that lever thing there was enough torque(?) to break it

[Anonymous No.12576560]

>>12574077
>Also that's sexist
You sound like an effeminate fucking pussy.

kys, loser.

[Anonymous No.12576568]

>>12565488
>customer comes in
>look at my coworker, girl and I both 19, pretty chill, good friends by now
>we give each other the look
>u know the look
>the shared food service "this bitch" look
>soccer mom #18283829 orders "a large pink drink"

for any non sbux anons pink drink is a fuckin meme. it's a strawberry refresher with coconut milk & some MUA shilled it so ofc ppl lose their minds over it

>"ok would u like the trenta for that"
>"LARGE, please. I said large once! don't make me repeat myself"
>this bitch. trenta IS large
>fuck it, give her a venti
>we are 5 until close
>ive already washed the shaker thingy
>make her meme drink, shes watching me from the bar the whole time
>give her the drink
>its over thank fuck

but it wasn't

>she comes back
>"u didn't put enough strawberries in"
>i don't care anymore I'm making $9/hr
>"sorry ma'am I'll fix that for u now"

theres no resolution or one-up bc I work in food service and every day I write PNK on a cup is a day I want to deepthroat the steaming wand and end it all

coworker and i smashed tho

[Anonymous No.12576698]

>>12574713
Fucking lel

[Anonymous No.12576723]

>>12565488
i only change my gloves after dredging raw chicken for frying and going back to making salads / sandwiches / pizzas and some other cold served to order foods

is that bad lol

[Anonymous No.12576747]

>>12576568
Fuck pink drinks. We had a fatty come in every day and order a trenta sized one with an obscene amount of strawberries. "Too much is not enough! HAHAHA *SNORT*" Slightly annoying, but whatever; those berries are delicious. The shitty part was she wanted it with no ice, but still wanted it shaken with ice in the shaker so it would be chilled. Always came in the middle of the morning rush and slowed everything down.

>coworker and i smashed tho
Nice.

[Anonymous No.12576801]

>>12569499
no part of being on the bottom rung of a wage cuck job is worse than the fact every single last customer will just completely and utterly distrust you to the fullest extent that something as simple as a fucking single ingredient like horseradish is not to be trusted to be spoken for on your behalf. the bitch didnt believe you had a fucking condiment that would have been in a bottle or plastic container only a few feet away. she literally thinks you stone cold lied to her starving desperate face to avoid moving your legs and arms for 5 seconds

literally what the fuck is wrong with humans

[Anonymous No.12576836]

>>12576568
I was trying to imagine this happening at the local starbucks I go to, and I also was there just last night shortly before close. Unfortunately, the only 2 workers I saw there were a cute thicc latina and a tall skinny tranny, so when you said the two of you smashed, it all got pretty gross for me.

[Anonymous No.12576864]

>>12572978
Fuck I could go for some Bojangles right now. Closest place is four hours away.

[Anonymous No.12576895]

>>12576836
just imagine a basic sorority girl & like, if john mulaney was confused about his sexuality & you'll have the basic picture. it's starbucks how much more can u expect

[Anonymous No.12576935]

>>12575750
u know? deeply weird but kinda hot.

[Anonymous No.12576948]

>>12572990
rot in hell

[Anonymous No.12576969]

>>12573048
sacre bleu

[Anonymous No.12576976]

this is a test post to see if I managed to fix that retarded phone post rotation thing. Ignore this.

[Anonymous No.12576988]

>>12576976
oh hell yeah

[Anonymous No.12576999]

>>12569406
Yeah and they'll laugh in your goddamn face but do it nicely, and if it spreads to the media you'll just be known as a fucking retard who doesn't have common sense.

[Anonymous No.12577000]

>Be a cook at Johnny Rockets
>Make a delicious dish
>Lady comes by yelling at me, "Hey cooky! Hey cooky!"
>Tells me how awesome her food was
>slips me $2

[Anonymous No.12577039]

>>12574077
When will they ever learn?

[Anonymous No.12577226]

>>12576560
When in any place like this, I'm gonna call a beaner out. He's a fucking asshole and on one likes him anyways. So Win Win for me. No one should be sexist to anyone regardless. We live in a society where anyone can be anything at this point, so it's pointless and shows you as a close-minded twatwaffle.

[Anonymous No.12577231]

>>12576568
Was he cute?
The coworker that you fucked.

[Anonymous No.12577472]

>>12577231
she was yeah. duh. im attractive enough to have standards in the people I fuck. male or female or whatev

[Anonymous No.12577983]

>>12568789
someone has actually done that
no joke

[Anonymous No.12578591]

>>12576801
>she literally thinks you stone cold lied to her starving desperate face to avoid moving your legs and arms for 5 seconds

Because the average braindead wagie is that bad.

[Anonymous No.12578636]

>>12565488
>Working at taco Bell drive thru
>Four 30 something year old men in a four door pickup truck
>They order a large drink
>Hand it to driver
>He yells fire in the hole and throw it at me as they're driving away, it misses but Baja blast is all over the floor near me and all over the computer/register
>Shift lead who was working the line just turns around and goes wtf
>I Literally fantasize about murdering them for a week

Not a good story but the age of the guys surprised me. I'm over it now though

[Anonymous No.12578646]

My very first job was in the 8th grade as a waitress for a local mexican restaurant. I was scooping ice into a cup for a beverage and saw a tiny black spec on top of one of the ice cubes. Looked closer and it was a baby roach. Roaches were fucking everywhere. EVERYWHERE.

[Anonymous No.12578664]

>>12578646
Show tits

[Anonymous No.12578705]

>>12578664
this

[Anonymous No.12578719]

>quit job at grocery store
>get job at chain restaurant as a dishwasher
>work there for 3 months
>smell like dirty dish rag all the time
>accidentally left a dish rag in my car and now car smells like dirty dish rag
>miserable as fuck
>one day bussing tables while it's busy as fuck
>anxiety overtakes me while being surrounded by normies
>walk out the back door and go home
>apply back to grocery store
>spend a decade at grocery store still being miserable while surrounded by normies
Fuck /ck/ jobs

[Anonymous No.12578733]

>be at work
>order food
>the slave delivers food to me
That's my experience. I wonder what it's like for anybody else. Do you chat with the slave that delivers the food, develop friendships or something?

[Anonymous No.12578737]

>>12569158
>be grown adult
>have the money and means to have food sent to your house you're paying to live in
>cannot cut a pizza
>send it back

[Anonymous No.12578738]

Craziest day of my shit job
>be working retail at Shoe Carnival
>we’re cool with the jimmy john’s sandwich store next door
>can’t leave for lunch break because manager is a huge bitch and and we’re two days away from DAT (Black Friday)
>trying to get store looking immaculate before VP comes in to inspect and talk to us all individually (he knows all of us by name and we’ve never seen him before, but we’re in a high profit store)
>anyways, can’t leave for lunch, hungry as fuck
>call next door to jimmy johns and ask my bud if he can deliver a sandwich next door
>manager flips shit because “if anon gets food, he should get it for everyone”
>tell my manager that she legally has to give me a lunch break, but if I can eat my sandwich and put up shoes, I’ll overlook it for the team
>she stress vomits in the back storage room
>tells me I have to clean it up
>bud from next door gets here with my sandwich, he looks rough and we prank each other all the time
>hands me sandwich and runs to our bathroom
>dude is in there for an hour
>it’s 9pm and we don’t leave until 11 on day before thanksgiving so I think nothing of it
>he emerges and makes a break for the door
>we lock up and go back to check bathroom since he was in there for so long, fearing the worst
>there’s shit smeared all over the wall and a suction cup dildo covered with shit attached to the sink mirror
>a fucking uncut loaf of JK sandwich bread sitting on the toilet seat with shit smeared all over one side
>dude fucked his ass with sandwich bread, a dildo and then shit all over the place and smeared it everywhere
>we call jj’s and apparently he never came back after that

Cont’d in next post

[Anonymous No.12578773]

>>12578738
>the VP comes in, it’s 10:30, he gives no fucks because he flew out to our flyover state an hour ago, he’s got employees working right now and he definitely won’t wait till Black Friday to come out
>he sees all of us working on the bathroom situation
>we had to send someone out to Walmart for more cleaner to deal with the amount of shit on the walls but the dildo and bread have been disposed of
>he looks like he’s witnessing a horror film in real life
>gags and throws up
>2 feet in to the bathroom on linoleum and it would have been fine but he throws up on the carpet right outside of the bathroom
>two pukes and a shit in one day to clean up
>thinking to myself how much I hate jimmy johns at this point
>relatively uneventful cleanup, we all end up staying until about midnight
>assistant manager guy (late 30’s married failed college athlete with 2 kids) and qt high school girl are the ones to finally close at 12:30
>I go home at 12
>return at 3 am on Black Friday to open store before the door buster faggot deal shoppers get there
>GM flipping her fucking shit talking to LP guy
>we all go in to the back office
>LP guy can barely contain his laughter
>assistant manager and high school co-worker caught fucking on camera on the shitty basketball goal that’s in every shoe carnival
>GM is close friends with his wife
>she’s going ballistic, breaks out her inhaler
>they didn’t clean up the cum off the fucking ball return ramp
>crusted spot on it
>mfw jizz, puke and shit all one day

Sorry /ck/ I barely get to tell this story irl, let alone find an appropriate board here

[Anonymous No.12578823]

>>12578773
bro i would have quit on the first puke cleaning request. Not worth it plus a great excuse to skip the hell that would be black friday.

[Anonymous No.12578853]

>>12565541
I used to do maintenance at McDongloids when I was in high school
your friend probably wasn't exaggerating about the grease either it piles up over an inch under there
worst part of work there and at the gas station was the poop murals all over the bathroom stalls

[Anonymous No.12578890]

>>12578636
I had a lady do that with a free smoothie except she was mad
but the best part is it hit not me but my manager and her dad
her dad was an on duty sheriff it was a good day
also kicked the kid in the balls the next day in school that yeeted a milkshake in the lobby

[Anonymous No.12579039]

>>12575487
>black customers
>always bitching
>loud
>no tips
This made me instantly realize that I would have been eaten alive if I ever worked in a restaurant. I'm racist as fuck and would give niggers the worst service possible without getting in trouble knowing they wouldn't tip me even if I started cleaning their shoes with my tongue.

[Anonymous No.12579091]

>>12578773
Thank you for posting. It's these kinds of horror shows that keep me coming back to 4chan/nel.

[Anonymous No.12579098]

>>12572737
Stopped reading when i realized that your Co-worker is a black guy

[Taco Pal No.12579182]

>>12567383
Post clothed pics of them

[Taco Pal No.12579183]

>>12567781
Were females?

[Taco Pal No.12579196]

>>12567812
Stupid.

[Anonymous No.12579229]

>>12578823
I worked there for 5 years during the end of high school and part of college, until I found a better job. Made some good friends during my time there.

>>12579091
This place is a goldmine, it’s comforting to know that other people deal with the same shit and worse

[Anonymous No.12579350]

>>12565488
>150 outside
>Only one cook
>People bitching about food
>Tell someone to fuck off if they can't wait
>Nobody gives a fuck because we are overstocked
>Main (and only) chef stabs his hand out of anger
>Some asshat keeps inviting people once others leave
>Out of half the meat after end of shift
This is what is like to be in hell

[Anonymous No.12579467]

>>12577226
You need to go back.

[Taco Pal No.12579473]

>>12569226
Cool. Any pic?

[Anonymous No.12579536]

>>12567804
enjoy your food with boogers and cum if you actually do that to a fast food wagie :)

[Anonymous No.12579840]

>>12578646
you know the rules. You're a chick, chicks aren't allowed on 4chan without showing titties.

[Anonymous No.12579930]

>>12578853
yeah, I've worked there 3xs at 2 different ones. I refuse to work for them ever again. McDicks for 1 does not treat their people nice at all. They only care about profit. At least at Subway my manager was really nice to me.

[Anonymous No.12579958]

>>12567401
he got three people (who used to work with him as servers) to become camwhores by contacting them pretending to be a camwhore and telling them that he (though he was probably pretending to be a girl when he did it) made tons of cash from it
so now he gets to see them naked I guess

[Anonymous No.12580026]

>>12578737
People who order pizza, particularly poor people, are INCREDIBLY entitled.

t. delivered for dominos in the ghetto

[Anonymous No.12580028]

>>12567812
Shit life bro

[Anonymous No.12580049]

>>12568913
>Dude weed is natural
>they definitely don't use loads of adulterants to make it more potent or grow faster
>WEED LMAO XD

[Anonymous No.12580093]

>>12569316
>>12569322
>>12569340

[Anonymous No.12580124]

I don't cook for a living,but every day I hide in the bathroom for half am hour just to pass time and scroll through my phone.

[Anonymous No.12580137]

>>12565488

I'm 26 and will be starting a job at taco bell soon. Is this what being a man child is like? I think I really fucked up by waiting to get a job.

being a neet never works out guys, save yourselves!

[Anonymous No.12580163]

>>12580124
I used to do that. Once I ate my lunch because I was doing a training course with no lunch room and was too embarrassed to eat in front of people

[Anonymous No.12580194]

>>12571539
go back

[Anonymous No.12580197]

>>12580163
How is there anything embarrassing about eating in front of other people, as long as you aren’t a complete slob nobody would ever bat an eye

[Anonymous No.12580203]

>>12580197
I didn't know them and felt weird eating my sandwich and apple in front of other people. Ron't know why. I was younger then

[Anonymous No.12580217]

>>12572763
(You)

[Anonymous No.12580236]

>>12580203
Yeah being younger and around adults is a little awkward, it feels like they’re constantly passing judgement on you. When I was younger I kinda understood that it’s actually the other way around, young people sit there and judge everyone and everything to try and understand how they’re supposed to be acting. Old people already know how to act and all they really give a fuck is about doing their job and enjoying themselves by being social if at all possible. They don’t really judge you unless you directly interact with them in a way that they perceive as negative, or if you do something so attention-grabbingly retarded that it’s impossible not to notice the autism at hand.

[Anonymous No.12580290]

>>12580236
I was just always shy. Still am but it's a lot easier to just be myself. I used to stay up late so I would sleep all day and avoid interacting with anyone that called to the door or rang my phone

[Anonymous No.12580450]

My head chef tried to temp a piece of cold chicken and then complained that the “thermometer must be broken”. Surprisingly he got replaced.

[Anonymous No.12581204]

>>12576384
what's a regular ham done two ways?

[Anonymous No.12581277]

>>12570491
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.12581671]

>>12567013
How do I open a swiss cheese account?

[Anonymous No.12581681]

>>12578591
minimum wagers sure, but in america cooks at literally anywhere else make 10+ an hr and up from there depending on what the place makes and what it takes to cook there. i know this is a le meme site but alot of cooks are sacrificing making more money because what they really want to do is cook and it just doesnt pay much unless youre in the top 1%

[Anonymous No.12581691]

>>12574713

[Anonymous No.12581705]

>>12578719
youre so autistic, if you really had anxiety dishwashing would be perfect because you dont have to say a single fucking peep to anyone all day. our dish washers dont even speak english in fact

[Anonymous No.12581719]

>>12575750
Surprisingly wholesome. Not my cup of tea, but I bet she could have been fun to hang out with for a while.

[Anonymous No.12581729]

>>12578738
>she stress vomits in the back storage room
>tells me I have to clean it up
lmao

[Anonymous No.12581861]

>>12576568
If a customer asks me for a large and they're a bitch about it I'll just give them a venti and charge for a trenta.
Nobody takes receipts anymore anyway and they're both "large"

[Anonymous No.12581912]

>>12572859
what part of FL?

[Anonymous No.12581937]

>>12572859
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.12581990]

>>12567812
0/10 should've watched scarface instead

[Anonymous No.12582130]

>"Why don't you have any groceries here?"
>"This is a thrift store"

[Anonymous No.12582487]

>>12578737
>drunk as shit
>able to cut a pizza

[Anonymous No.12584111]

>>12582487
>drunk as shit
>sending food back

[Anonymous No.12584128]

>>12584111
Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.12584182]

this might fit here:
i drive for lyft and i picked up a lady with her two kids from walmart. she had a half case of ramen noodles, and that's it. she spent more on the lyft rides than she did on food for her family.

[Anonymous No.12584220]

>>12565541
>>12568892
I was a general manager at a KFC and every time someone came in the last 10 minutes like this he only got served what we had left

[Taco Pal No.12584227]

>>12578646
Did you quit?

[Taco Pal No.12584268]

>>12578773
Cannot be real, right? When happened? Where?

[Anonymous No.12584678]

>>12571159
>instead of being ripped off at some bar
bars are fun, with friends or alone too
true, they can be costly, but it’s great when you find a cozy bar that’s close to home and isn’t too expensive
it’s fun to get out and be amongst people even if you don’t interact with them

[Anonymous No.12584817]

>comfy time as closing fry cook
>front line cashier walks out of the bathroom
>"It, it's everywhere."
>cashier seems stunned and wont tell us anything else
>manager goes in to see what's up
>situation clicks in my head when I her muffled cursing from the bathroom
>turn a fryer off and pull its filter for cleaning
>supposed to be done an hour later but like hell am I cleaning shit off the walls for minimum wage
>manager alerts us that there is shit all over the walls
>sandwich maker runs to the janitorial supplies
>drivetru cashier hurries over to the dishes and joins me in looking as busy as physically possible
feel like a dick for not helping, but we all did get out early that night

[Anonymous No.12585107]

>>12567549
gotta love phone duty
>callers refuse to turn down music or step outside and get pissed i cant understand them
>"what do you mean you dont deliver to <town 1 hour away> let me speak to your manager"
>complaining about 2 hr delivery time when they didnt order early on NYE
>demanding discounts for not having toppings distributed perfectly even or other petty reasons
>hanging up without saying how they'll pay, then calling and complaining we never delivered
when i left robocalling was just starting to become a problem. now the owner has a prompt "press 1 for hours, 2 for pickups, 3 for deliveries" which takes care of basically all spam calls (for now)

[Anonymous No.12585209]

>>12576836
i’m the tranny

[Anonymous No.12585336]

>working at local buffet as busser for a month
>ask manager if we ever clean soda machine
>"now that you mention it..."
>given manual and told to scrub it inside and out
>probably never been cleaned, slime and mold aplenty
>manager starts telling me to leave after an hour, sees the disgusting innards and tells me to lock up when im done
>spend another hour before finally reassembling and leaving
>next day, manager tells me to clean the ice cream machine
>empty hoppers, seems fine
>start removing trays and pumps, the smell hits
>mold and roaches
>call manager over, he freaks out
>manager calls owner, owner doesnt care, argument ensues
>next day machine has an out of order sign
>next week, owner returns from vacation and removes sign, threatens to fire manager for insubordination
>never bad enough to get shut down by health dept over, but places eventually closed due to no customers
i havent used a soft serve machine since, even at places where ive seen them cleaning the machine

[Anonymous No.12586025]

>>12584268
Why do you use a trip?

[Anonymous No.12586156]

>>12586025
That's not a trip, retarded newfag.

[Anonymous No.12586177]

I worked fast food (Taco Bell) for 5 years and I was a manager for half that time. I'm sure I have a bunch of stories, but my memory is shit and I try to not remember all the dumbass shit I had to go through. I do have a few I remember though.

>the time the entire store smelled like feces and we had no working bathrooms
>the time someone's car got stuck in wet cement in drive thru
>the time I stopped someone from getting stabbed
>the time I worked an open to close (6am-2am) during a snow day in the winter
>the time my manager left the store on the clock late night, and then was seen in the passenger side of a car that ordered food in drive thru

Anyone want to here one of these?

[Anonymous No.12586436]

>>12586177
>the time my manager left the store on the clock late night, and then was seen in the passenger side of a car that ordered food in drive thru

start here pls mr dubs

[Anonymous No.12586452]

>>12586177
>the time I stopped someone from getting stabbed
This one

[Anonymous No.12586479]

>>12586436
Alright

>before I became a manger
>requested to work nights when I turned 18 since I was night owl and I got along with the night crew better
>did this for months at the time of the story so I was used to night shift and the people
>work one night with a co worker that I was cool with, I'll call him A, and a manger that pretty much nobody liked, I'll call her D
>when A, D, and I worked a closing shift, stuff usually always goes bad
>at around 10:30pm, in the middle of our night rush, she goes out the back door, which has in red letters "DO NOT OPEN AFTER DARK" on it, to talk to one of her guy friends
>she was probably fucking this dude since she has a rep for being a bit of hoe (3 different baby daddies and such)
>she leaves door cracked since it can only open from inside
>me and A don't hear or see her for about an hour
>we are getting fucking killed as this was late night and I was making food alone while A was handling customers
>suddenly A calls me over
>"Yo Anon check that car out. Is that fucking D in the passenger seat? That nigga ordered food too bruh."
>it was actually D in the passenger seat
>as soon as I see that I go to the back and close the door
>D was now locked out since she left her keys in the store
>I make the order and intentionally fuck it up in subtle ways
>A hands the food to the dude when he gets to the window
>D tells A to use her employee discount so they can get the food for free
>as this point I'm livid since this bitch left us high and dry, probably sucked this dude off, and then got us to make him dinner for free
>after another 15 minutes I hear here banging on the back door for someone to let her in
>me and A make some food and leave her out there for another 20 minutes before letting her in
>we say we were both taking a shit so we didn't hear her
D was a terrible manager and she is the reason why I tried to be a good manager. I would constantly ask myself if this is something I would see her do.

>>12586452
OK.

[Anonymous No.12586519]

>>12586479
>D tells A to use her employee discount so they can get the food for free
Based

[Anonymous No.12586541]

>Work at Momofuku
>Do all the ramen
>we run tons of pork belly per day
>as usual, the only notice about a new menu item is you check the menu in the morning posted on the wall, and make the thing.
>see bun station is doing habanero chicken tonight, new item
>coolwhatever.png
>dinner service is going hard, 200 covers in already, protein and broth are flying in and out of our steam oven to restock stations.
>keep all the pork belly in 1/2 hotel pans, in a refrigerated drawer
>was never informed that the habanero chicken is being kept in the same fucking drawer, in the same pan
>its labelled on the side and not on the top
>ANON HOW MANY PORK YOU GOT LEFT
>HALF THE PAN CHEF
>GET ANOTHER TWO IN STAT
>YES CHEF
>toss that bad boy in, dont think about it much
>10 minutes pass
>entire line is coughing
>my eyes hurt
>what the fuck did someone just spray mace or some shit in here?
>other guy on my station opens the steam oven
>instant hell, steam full of pure capsicum floods the air
>entire team dying
>pulls it open
>a watery tray of greyish steamed chicken
>what the fuck.jpeg
>realize what I did
>get yelled at a lot by sous chef
>get made fun of for the rest of my time working there

:( fug

[Anonymous No.12586549]

>>12586452
Here we go.

>manager for year or so at this point
>had a morning/mid shift
>halfway through 2 more people show up for their mid/night shift
>person 1 was what I could only describe at a middle aged kid
>was 35, but acted like he was 10, pretty sure he had serious mental problems
>had crazy anger issues, but he knows how to clean well and on his good days he would pull a bunch of surveys from customers by kissing their asses
>I'll call him J
>second person was a literal kid, 17 years old
>likes to piss people off, but I know to handle him
>genuinely forgot his name, so he will be called B
>throughout this shit B keeps calling J a bitch
>this is J's trigger word and angers him greatly
>night shift manager comes to work his shift
>last hour of my shift so I tell him to take it easy while I work this
>he's in the office chilling, and I'm out working, when I overhear J say "If you call me a bitch one more time I'm gonna fucking stab you."
>B tries to call his bluff and calls him a bitch
>I then see J pull out his knife (it had about an 8in blade) and charges at him
>in that brief moment I had a thought
>I'm still on the clock, and if he stabs this kid, I'm gonna have to call the police and stay later. I'm not trying to talk to the police again and I really don't want to have to make a phone call
>I then run as fast as I can to get in between them
>all 3 of us are shouting
>J points his blade away from me since he doesn't want to stab me
>B is shouting "Stab me then bitch!" over and over again like a fucking dumbass
>other manager comes out and pins B to the wall and tells him to shut his fucking mouth
Continued in next post.

[Anonymous No.12586555]

>>12586549
>B says he's going to call his dad to kick all of our asses and goes outside after that
>I'm still yelling at J and tell him go cool off somewhere else
>B's dad comes and tells B to say sorry, but he just says "Fuck you little bitch" and then goes home with his dad
>next day I tell my GM all of this, about how a 35 year old man threatened a kid less than half his age with a knife and and how the kid was knowingly pissing the guy off
>not even threatened since if I didn't get between them, he would've stabbed the dumb kid
>I say they should both be fired
>pussy ass GM does nothing since J gets him surveys and knows how to clean
I hated that GM and I'm glad he got fired later. He was so afraid to fire anybody. You could get away with almost anything when he was there. He was cool guy, but he couldn't run a store to save life, which is why he got fired.

[Anonymous No.12586671]

>>12565488
closest to a food job i had was working at a grocery store working for both meat, and produce.
nothing amazing, but its what i got.
>only one working in meat department on a slow day
> an older lady calls with questions, and help her on phone for about 25 minutes
>she comes in so happy with the help she wants to tip me 1$
>i tell her im not even sure if im allowed to get tips, and politely decline
>wont take no for an answer, and shoves it in my pocket
there was also a time i dropped a watermelon on a womans foot, but she was kind enough to not get upset about it.
i miss that job sometimes.

[Anonymous No.12586991]

>work at a grocery store
>get told to clean the break room fridge
>there's a sign on the fridge telling workers to only use lunchboxes, not bags or single cans of soda
>inside the fridge is lots of rotten food in plastic bags
>lunch boxes that belonged to people who haven't worked there in weeks
>the entire inside has to be scrubbed down
>manager is horrified and apologizes for making me do this

[Anonymous No.12587290]

We have a customer at my work named Terry who would come in regularly till he needed a wheelchair. After that he'd come in maybe once or twice every 6 months, but everytime he would come in he'd go to the bathroom and shit on the floor and not tell anybody. It's a consistant thing too. I get being embarrassed but fucking tell somebody Terry.

[Anonymous No.12587368]

>>12565488
worked portable stands for a large park type place

i would always go ham on whatever food we had because i was 17 years old and in sports
>got dip and dots stand
>had 32 oz water cups because people were dropping like flies to heat stroke
>drink half and dump it out, fill up with half oreo half rainbow dip n dots
>do it again with mint and another flavor
>suddenly terrible stomach cramps, doubling over in pain
>ask supervisors for a break (cant leave stand unattended) but ignored for 30minutes, so i abandon the station
>shit the worst diarrhea shit of my life probably had to trash the underpants
yeah i dont think i had dip n dots for awhile, i don't know what i was thinking

[Anonymous No.12587825]

>>12571624
I've had a similar experience. I worked on a line at a restaurant that had a patio. A customer took his food outside at night, let the food sit, and complained our beef wasn't hot. I got a thermometer and measured the beef on the line to show him the temperature was right where it should be when he received his food. He didn't have anything to say after that.

[Anonymous No.12588180]

>>12565488
>blog thread

[Anonymous No.12588282]

>>12586541
Too bad! How was your experience at Momofuku other than that? I went to the one in Las Vegas (had the pork belly buns), it was amazing. Love Milk Bar as well, any other storys?

[Taco Pal No.12588376]

>>12586177
Wet cement

[Anonymous No.12588669]

>>12588180
>2 kewl 4 skewl
yikes, greentext stories are older than you, newfaggoli

[Anonymous No.12588713]

>>12568892
>It's called common courtesy you asshole
No. You have posted hours during which you are open to people to walk in and order whatever. Okay to order up to then, but no orders after. Then you are closed for business but still working, doing the necessary cleaning, accounting, and admin.

It's why banks used to close at 2, so they could get the rest of the work done and go home at 5.

[Anonymous No.12588774]

>>12569282
>but you ask for 15 burgers that will take 30 minutes to complete
kek are you making them one at a time you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.12589166]

>>12565497
You're correct in this thinking. Most people say "I want an excuse to tell my story so I'm going to pretend like I care about any of yours". Good job not being Reddit.

[Anonymous No.12589177]

>>12589166
exactly

[Anonymous No.12589254]

I always thought stories like some of these (and shit like hell's kitchen) were fake because there's no way people act like that in real life but I just had to fight some retards over the handicapped seats at lunch because they didn't understand that "would you move over so we can sit here" isn't actually a question.

[Anonymous No.12589295]

>>12589254
Forgot to mention that after we nicely asked (at first, before having to firmly explain that it wasn't actually a choice), the bitch had the fucking nerve to tell us to ask more nicely next time.