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Nobody actually enjoys this, right?
I had a few shots of this, and it tasted awful, made my insides feel like they were on fire, and then I threw up everywhere and passed out for five hours.

>> No.12565183

>>12565181
>Nobody actually enjoys this, right?
Correct. Just like Talisker 10.

>> No.12565192
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>>12565181
Man up pussy!

Get yourself some real scotch. Pic related is $60 a 5th and tastes like pure sex

>> No.12565199

>>12565181
>passed out for five hours
I wish this was me
I can't fucking sleep.

>> No.12565207

>>12565199
It wasn't a good sleep. It was a disgusting "the room is spinning and I feel like I might die" kind of sleep.

>> No.12565222

>>12565192
>posts a soyboy instead of his expensive meme whiskey

Like pottery

>> No.12565232

>>12565207
based
I love that "spinning" feel
Then again, I'm a fucking retard Marine and I love falling asleep drunk on a ship in testy waters.

>> No.12565238

>>12565232
>you get paid with my tax dollars to do this

>> No.12565241
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>>12565181
first time i tried honey jack i understood why people become alcoholics. normal jack is too rough but monkey shoulder is really smooth

>> No.12565247
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>>12565238
Fuck off, faggot. The British Navy used to ration sailors a pint of rum every fucking day until 1976.

>> No.12565431

>>12565238
And the men in women in the US Military earn it by defending multinational corporations and israel, what's not to like?

>> No.12565444

>>12565247
There were lots of things that used to happen. Past tense.

>> No.12565452

>>12565431
lol when /pol/ cross fits into /ck/
u crack me up.

>> No.12565462

>>12565181
if you want to get yourself acquainted to the taste of whiskey, shots at room temp is the wrong way to go. stick your bottle in the freezer and pour it over ice and sip it. if it's still too much for your pussy taste buds then mix cola into it. that's how I started and now I do shots of cask strength bourbon

>> No.12565513

>>12565192
>>12565222
Thats actually the label of the scotch.

>> No.12565519
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>>12565462
u absolute faggot

>> No.12565520

>>12565247
Not an entire pint you wog. A pint of grog which is watered rum about two shots.

>> No.12565534

>>12565181
Cool story bruh, but if anything JD is painfully weak and inoffensive, that's why it's popular, because people who don't actually like whiskey can drink it and pretend they do.

>> No.12565566

>>12565247
originally a half pint of spirit, pint of wine or 1 gallon of beer

>> No.12565897

>>12565519
Wheated bourbons are boring.
>woo I won a lottery for a boring bourbon

>> No.12565917

>>12565181
it's cheep and taste good in hot chocolate

>> No.12565960

>>12565431
Don't forget about Saudi Arabia and UAE
Gotta "secure" those oil pipelines, drilling sites, and opium fields
The best part is getting shot with weapons that the CIA gave to the Taliban and Al Qaeda in the 90's
And in a couple years our troops will be getting killed by "rebel" and "freedom fighter" groups that our special forces are currently training
Can't wait

>> No.12565971

>>12565181
Jim Beam is pretty good if you want some cheap bourbon whiskey. Jack Daniels is only good for mixed drinks.

>> No.12565986

>>12565971
Evan Williams is cheaper and better than JB.

>> No.12566091

>>12565181
Overpriced and tastes like diarrhea. Just buy some fucking Evan Williams or Old Crow or something if you want to get drunk on American death juice for cheap.

>> No.12567270

>>12565241
JD Honey is a primarily a liquer with whiskey mixed in. Only straight whiskey counts.

>> No.12567282

>>12565519
>Doesn't have the Pappy Van Winkle's 23 yr

What are you? POOR?!

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has a decent taste but others are so much better

>> No.12567433

>>12565960
If you want to know who America's future enemies will be, find out who we're funding right now.

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>>12565519
You're right about the faggot bit but I'm curious as to why you say that. I don't freezer my whiskey anymore and I rarely use ice. Pic related, the newest bottle is actually the Jim Beam. I'm saving that bottle of Jeffersons for an occassion (but man is it fuckin good)

>> No.12567470

>>12565960
what oil you dumb fucking newnigger? the us gets all it's oil from here and canada asshole.

if you are going to be autistic enough you need to ramble about fucking politics in a thread about jack daniels at least have the slightest clue in hell what you are talking about

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>>12567470
>all
it gets 54% from from the US and Canada you retard. can't even bother to google to fact check you claims before you fucking post that garbage. idiot.

>> No.12567504

>>12567470
Shut the fuck up retard. Dumb mutt.

>> No.12567518

>>12567483
>largest oil producer imports all its oil from sandshits on the other side of the globe
In 2015, the U.S. imported 24% of the petroleum it used, the lowest since 1970. The largest sources of U.S. imported oil were: Canada (40%), Saudi Arabia (11%), Venezuela (9%), Mexico (8%), and Colombia (4%).

>> No.12567544

>>12567518
>https://www.eia.gov/tools/faqs/faq.php?id=727&t=6
Canada and the US are basically a co-op at this point when it comes to drilling.

>> No.12567799

>>12567458
Nice make america gay again hat, mi boyo. Invite me over sometime ;-)

>> No.12567808

>>12567799
owo should I buy some lu- i mean, olive oil >w<

>> No.12567815

Imagine drinking alcohol for the taste. I just want to down it and get drunk.

>> No.12567822

>>12567815
>not appreciating the complex flavor profile of many alcoholic beverages because you're a tastelet

>> No.12567828

>>12567518
It's like they think we need foreign oil or something and we that don't just invade the foreigners to keep prices up.

>> No.12567884

>>12567808
Mm, perfect for dipping ciabatta in.