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damn is that a fish or a goat??
THERES METAL IN THE FISH DON'T EAT THEM
>>12565138why would you do this to a fish?chinks truly are the most disgusting subhumans after kikes and shitskins.
>>12565168They're the worst period. Even kikes aren't that vile
>>12565168that's a Greek beer
>>12565223Well chinks are still disgusting
>>12565168Do what to it? You do realise it's going to die long before the metal from that can causes it any "pain" right? They live in water normally.
>>12565235Make it swallow jagged prices of aluminum for no reason?
>>12565274Did you really reply to that post after reading only the first four words?
>>12565274Fun isn't a reason?
>>12565208Her body was never found.
IttPeople defend Chinese disgusting animal cruelly.
>>12565561That's where our jobs are going!
>>12565561That thing has the same functionality as one of those vacuum cleaners, but because it's vaguely shaped like a person that old cunt it is fucking apologising to it. God, I hate people.Here's me eating some bread.
>>12565474adding cheese to bangers and mash
>>12565561the problem I find with robots is designers always go to great expense to make them anthropomorphic, when a simpler design is always more practical and cost effective. Just a rumba like tray with an ipad is probably what will end up being used, we'll never get our robot fantasy.
>>12565781What a waste
>>12565792What was that
>>12565817Well, can you blame them?
>>12565822Prego throws hot meal on toddler, after argument.
>>12565822Woman being a woman.
>>12565576... you probably would hate me then.I'm kind of reflexive on some manners and have said 'excuse me' to clothing racks at department stores or to jutting pieces of architecture as I'm running by.
>>12565861There are like five of them. Why don't they put that ape on the ground?
>>12565861>dumb cunt breaks shit>some other dumb cunt is on the ground>other dumb cunts are arguing with the officersOh say can you see
>>12565861>not shooting down the nig
>>12565576>The consumption of leaven carbohydrates that have been toasted is an enjoyable experience for Caucasian humans.
>>12565561This is an enormous step down from girls in qipao with a slit up to the waist.
>>12565561How much do you tip a robot? 15%? 20%?
>>12565235>drowning a fish is nothingStfu chinamin
>>12565474>mozzarella no sir i don't like it
>>12565168Chinks are more disturbing that shitskins. The latter are only as disturbing as any other wild animal, like feral dogs or mountain lions.
>>12565561That kids gonna fuck the robot
>>12566003Unironically looks delicious.
>>12565713I worked in a kitchen before. The bottoms of plates were never cleaned nearly as much as they should have been. This is disgusting.
>>12566055I'm actually impressed how easily she manages to catch the bird.
>>12566101Speed > Strength
>>12565208They're both cute as fuck imo.
>>12566107I feed you then you feed me birdy
>>12566012god i wish that were me
>>12566055>>12566107>>12566131Are chinamen even human?
>>12565208I love Mark Wiens!
>>12566214100% has black children
>>12566226Kitchen looks too nice for her to be a coalburner. But she's definitely dressed like one.
>>12565751So cute. I want to know what's in the red box and did he say fuck
>>12566163i'm curious what they do with there 6 stakes and 12 sausages when they sit down with it
>>12566107Bird feeding used to be so chill. Now I'm so afraid of the germ
>>12565751I thought the fridge was gonna fall him or something.
>>12566087You worked in a shitty kitchen m8. Your dishy should have been doing his job fucking right.Scrape, Bang, Scrub, Spray, Steam, Dry, Stack.
>>12566271the box contains Maltese(little chocolates)
>>12566012how did pige die? electricity? I can't make it out
>>12566371just a transport.
>>12565567Get a better job
>>12566290give them to their family, it's a strategy>Yi, go get the crab legs, Ping hit the steaks, I'm on pork duty today
>>12565861Ugh Americans are sooo lucky, I wish we had more diversity in my white ass town
>>12566321No fuckin shit. I was that dishy somathatime, and I guarantee you I washed those Ds so clean you could eat off them. I kep gettin chewed off for being slo, so I lef to get anodah job.
>>12565274those things literally eat coral. a piece of that flimsy can is nothing.
>>12566167Yes, /pol/, other races are people too
>>12566543Hah! Squidward! I love SpongeBob SquarePants :-) Fellow Narwhal.
>>12565781A little overdone.
>>12566499Not going to bother if it gets that bad.
>>12565583Holy shit that's a lotta moving parts soon to be covered in sticky filth and grease
>>12566571I wish she would make that face at my dick
>>12565561>wh*toids using knife and fork to eat Chinese foodHoly shit almost cringed out of my skull
>>12566708You are not Japanese and never will
>>12566738It was already saved in my folder under that...
>>12566033>Drowning a fishHuh
>>12566528>Try not to ingest it all while you clean.
>>12565474>just have potato puree on handO OK
>>12566499Lol fuck that what the flying fuck. Take a photo and walk out. You can safely guesstimate them being backed up to over a thousand plates before passing the second bus tub. Not counting all the non-plates, shit in the buss tubs, etc etc etc.
>>12565996that'll be 9.99
>>12566371It didn't, they were just weighing it and then carried the pig to the truck
>>12566167theyre human just not the origional chinese that they wish they were. A radioactive cesspit of genetic diversity through pillages and rapes has left them desolate. So human yes, just traumatized on a racial level.
>>12566817You gotta credit that guy. Whereas many people would merely curl up in more and more pain until either they died or were left with extreme injuries, he kept seeking the way out, and he made it reasonably quickly.
>>12566599>chewing with her mouth opendisgusting
>>12566763chineese wrestling is no joke
>>12566756It's alwaya the juice
>>12565583It'd be good if it had half as many moving parts.
>>12566041Whos the (nearly) bald guy?
>>12566616It's totally waterproof by necessity. You can just hose it down.
>>12565561Look at all the people filming it on their phones. I want to punch each one.
>>12566386I wish this played on every one of those hipster sites that sold bacon flavored everything a few years back.
>>12567104youre so cool and unique
>>12566115Based>>12566198And based, fuck Mark Wiens haters. Jealous motha fuckers.
>>12566571>>12566599That's octopus though not squid. Squid is white not orange.
>>12566852God breeders are so disgusting
>>12566215how does he leave?
>>12567149Those are cuttle fish, not even squid.
>>12567183And. . .
>>12565786Designer here, robots with non-human features would indeed be much more efficient, but part of the problem is that some design may seem too sterile and unapproachable due to their mechanical nature. Human features are often given for people to be able to relate to it; other times it's the clients asking for stupid things.
>>12567153He will never make any money that way
>>12565576it's like he expected the toast to shoot out into his hand
>>12567205No ! Dont the oggohbooos
>>12566811Damn I wish I had a hot mom
>>12565561Looks like the kid found his robowaifu.
>>12566386So why didnt this get deleted but the guy getting mad in mcdolans gets deleted?Because vegan mods thats why
>>12565951Chicken skin is underrated. If I'm making chicken sandwiches I'll bake the skin at 450F for about a half hour or so and make 'chicken bacon' out of it.
>>12566003Why make this if a normal cheeseburger is easier to make and will probably taste better?
>>12566846Hope that bitch got fired.
>>12566708>using subhuman "can't even invent a fork" twigs to consume foodEating that slant trash is already degrading yourself enough. Anything more is not only an insult to yourself, but to the animals that are serving you too.
>>12566052That looks pretty good.
>>12566528>Don't do this it creates mustard gas
>>12566068Good, but they should have cooked the thyme and rosemary in the EVOO over low heat for a few minutes to infuse that flavor throughout the dish. As is there will be 'hotspots' of herb flavor but the overall mix will lack that.
>>12567395You mean like chicken and jalapenos?
>>12566406Seems like it'd pretty good.
>>12566012Why are China men so mean to pigger? :(
>>12566714That was a very clean de-shelling of that egg.5 fucking captchas.
>>12566815When will his path of destruction be stopped?
>>12565583>$2 million dollar automated system to replace one minimum wage teenager/immigrant
>>12566012So it is some kind of meme to react to this and pretend like something bad happened to the pig? Sure he's being handled a bit rough but that's an animal that can hurt you if you don't control it.
>>12565834God I fucking hate sand nigger and sand nigger derivative "people"
>>12566840based Wang Gang poster
>>12567374/r9k/ pls go
>>12567360Nice, a little bit of salt and cayenne would be a nice inclusion.
>>12567104Wow you're so much better than everyone else
>>12565583My first thought was 'not worth it', then I remembered the dishwasher at my first job.He was this 30-something, 240 pound guy. he was married with kids but on one occasion he accidentally sent me a message intended for one of the college girls working there, apparently trying to get in bed with them. Eventually he got fired for stealing I think? And for the next few weeks, he and his family stood down the street from the restaurant with fucking signs, protesting it, claiming he was fired illegally for a disability or something.So on second thought, yeah dishwashers are a lot more trouble than they're worth in my experience.
>>12565168>webm with any content I don't like>God, why are chinks like this?Did a chink kill your family? Is that why you're so bitter?
>>12567419>transfer beans into a glass bowl>bowl is clearly ceramic
>>12567624What is 'grim' about that?
>>12567465"Look Ding Dong! She's actually eating it!"
>>12566386I like how all the other hogs are watching, like they're thinking, "good christ! is that gonna happen to me?"
>>12565221I've had it and it's delicious.
>>12565781>searing after slow cooking
>>12566811>the dog is all worried too
>>12565583>when so many people have gone through college and the world hasnt ever moved on and traveled through space so you design shit like this
>>12566386Fuck I felt that
>>12566811i wish white girls like this found me attractive.
>>12567561Nuke the isles already
>>12566107There's no reason why this should be weird. But it is.
>>12565208 i bet he dreams of eating his wife.
>>12567374Why? That shelf was an accident waiting to happen, could've fallen on top of a customer or anybody trying to get something.
>>12566499Seems to be a day without a mexican
>>12568265is that james deens brother?
>>12566694I wish this had sound.
>>12566571>>12566599isnt this michelle wie?
>>12567419>only one slice of toast>no butter on the toastLegitimately triggered.
>>12565576>i enjoy typical human passtimes such as eating brunt wheat
>>12565610>grandparents>Are you dumb?
>>12567448ive done dish washing, i told myself i'd quit every night i got stuck on it. We hired a new girl to do it, she quit before her first day. I'll probably be washing dishes again this week.
>>12568384>LegitimatelyI don’t think you know what that word means, Jamal.
>>12567659you're too poor to just buy some cheap bacon is whats grim about that whats your paypal? ill send you 5 bucks
>>12566258so Italian then?
>>12565138>the thing goes skraaa
>>12566815I hate this dude
>>12568575The only thing worse than him are his fans.
>>12566817that kino glowing water effect
>>12567500based racoon chef
>>12565567Build the wall!!!
>>12567456>ketchupFucking hate tomato syrup
>>12566386I dont get how that is better than a simple bolt gun. bolt gun seems faster and more "humane"
>>12566012This is dumb as fuck.Get a fucking ramp and make the pig go inside... I mean, fuck.
>>12566055fucking based kid
>>12566074>unironicallymeanwhile, your wifes bull just does things without explaining if its ironic or not because he doesnt care.
>>12566055Can't rag on the chinks for this one. I've seen how they make foie gras
>>12568965>when theyre hung up with their legs back like anime girls about to be mating pressed my dick throbbed
>>12567590this is why Americans disregard anything eurotrash has to say about us.
>>12567203god i wish that were me
>>12568965>when they show the basket of the foie at the end and unironically ask if you'll still eat itYes, of fucking course I'll still eat it. I'd bathe in that shit if I had the money.
>>12568900>let's just pump it full of air lmao
>>12566714where can I watch this with sound?
>>12565751I have this very weird urge to see how the kid would look if he was punched hard in the face by the person recording the video.It's weird because I'm neither a violent person, not do I hate kids. In fact I love kids but I would just like to see this one specific kid crying from being hit, for some reason
>>12566386Wouldnt this make the meat tough?
>>12569181>Wouldnt this make the meat tough?But SWEET.
>>12568965>would you still eat itYes, who fucking cares about some ducks
>>12566836is this how you smoke these marijuhanas?
>>12567203Why not put the bag on the end of the pot?
>>12565583it doesn't clean the bottom of the plate...
I've watched this three times now and I still don't get it. What does it even taste like?
>>12569721gummy bears probablystill, 35g agar for one portion, that seems bit excessive
>>12566708Zip it, gemfaggot
>>12565583the water consumption of that machine will be illegal by the time it's mainstream.
>>12567084I think it's Joey Chestnuts, a competitive eater.
>>12565610I wonder if they computed how many servings those robots must do before starting to be profitable.
>>12566167Chinese are weird. They think having more food makes you appear wealthy or some bullshit, despite the fact that they'll toss most of it.I've seen those tour buses filled with chinese tourists got into a Las Vegas buffet and clear it out, but they'd maybe eat a fifth of all that they pulled. Maybe less.
>>12567084>>12569787its a footballer i dont know who tho
>>12569808>salmon darker than Scary GaryDamn man. Shame he cooked it so long. I would have frozen it in my freezer (fucker gets down cold enough to handle parasites), and then just had it rare in a month. Gotta taste that delicacy.
>>12566538i really miss being a potwash so simple
>>12566163>>12566167>>12566819>>12569812>>12566107>Culture that was utterly impoverished for a few centuries and has gone through famine after famine for most of its existence and within the last century especially is weird about animals and foodI'm extremely racist but the lack of perspective you sheltered niggers have can be stunning
>>12569814Why the fuck is only one in three frames captured? It's like I'm having a seizure
>>12566499It would only get this bad if you were legitimately not doing your job all fucking day. You are supposed to clean them as they come. I used to clean dishes for huge catering gigs you just stack em on these plastic trays and send em through a machine, takes like 45 seconds to clean about 30 plates. It should never get like this.
>>12569864Chinese exchange student came to York university. Instead of going to Popeyes to get spicy chicken wings like the rest of us, he stole ducks from what was (at the time) the third largest fake lake in Europe. Butchered and ate them in his room. Cleaner found the feet in his waste paper bin.Chinks are broken
>>12568900What are they doing to kill it?
>>12569875I have no excuse for the negros. >>12569877Yes they've been so fucked over in regards to food for so long they're pretty stuck in scavenger mode. Second generation Chinese emigrants who are away from that culture are pretty normal, but have their own problems like being fifth-columnists with loyalties to the motherland.
>>12569827If you've got a sub-0 freezer then you don't need to do a month. A shorter (and colder if possible) freeze would preserve the texture better since bigger ice crystals wouldn't form. USDA says to do at least a week at -4 F, but less time if you can get it colder
>>12569877>man enough to go and catch ducks himself>competent enough to butcher themSounds based to me.
>>12566642there has to be a easier way to automate this
>>12569312>>12569315>Coq au vin >Use chickenFucking fuckers
>>12569971You know that Coq isn't french for Cock, right?
>>12569994So the moral is that chinks have never ever seen a fucking squirrel?
>>12570015Was looking for the another file, theft of duck from public pond.
>>12570033I hate everything about this webm
>>12569864I'm pretty fucking not racist but Chinese make it so hard to fucking like them or view them as anything other than a regressed race of mutants
>>12569901Pretty sure your time/temps are wrong. Anyways I don't get ice-crystals or messed up textures. The back of the freezer runs around -14F and I'd look it up before I did it with fish I just caught.
>>12565583What about the bottom of the plate??>>12569786>t. Californian
>>12570038>I'm not racist, I just have racist views and express them in a racist manner
>>12565610What's the point when someone still has to clean them?
>>12566819>>12569864Despite Chinese claims of belonging to individual racial groups, it is a damned lie. They shit the bed by repeatedly enforcing racial homogeneity and forceful rule, and it's bit them in the ass. Don't blame others for your sociopathic behavior towards animals and even each other, running each other on the way to work, and backing over them to back sure they can't sue.
>>12566041Do they pay extra to have salt bae come out?
>>12570089He's like Gordon Ramsay, he only appears when celebrities are on camera
>>12570033That is no way to live...
>>12570131I don't mind the unorthodox cooking methods, it's the dystopian wagecuckery bullshit I can't stand.I don't have life figured out, at all, but if I had to give one piece of advice, it'd be to always negociate better conditions/hours rather than better pay, unless you're neck deep in denbts in which case learn to manage money you stupid fuck.
>>125701316.7M subs, she has.Not gonna argue with you, just trying to switch things up?
>>12570196>Sriracha, apple, peanut butterNo of course I haven't trie dthat you fucking mad cunt
>>12570033>I can't even do this in my officeLand of the free, my ass.
>>12567084Frank Ribery, one of the ugliest (french) footballers there is.Long time star player of Bayern München, one of UEFAs best football clubs.
>>12570059It's all on them
>>12570315He also hired an underaged prostitute
>>12568965Ducks are legitimately some of the evilest creatures on earth and would do this to each other if they had the mental capacity. Therefore its fine to make fucking mouthwatering dishes out of them.
>>12565576>>12565987>>12568387>mmmm, toast, so nutritious. I just love human food. I mean food. for humans, like me...........Robot zuckerberg
>>12565760Is this supposed to be a bug or a feature?
>>12566819> traumatized on a racial level.i love this place
>>12566041>not bouncing the salt off your forearm to get all that dead skin cell flavoramateur
>>12570038you can be racist, just don't be a bitch about it pretending you aren't
>>12571778How? its food ain't it?