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>> No.12565143

damn is that a fish or a goat??

>> No.12565150


>> No.12565168

why would you do this to a fish?
chinks truly are the most disgusting subhumans after kikes and shitskins.

>> No.12565187

They're the worst period. Even kikes aren't that vile

>> No.12565208
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>> No.12565221
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>> No.12565223

that's a Greek beer

>> No.12565233

Well chinks are still disgusting

>> No.12565235

Do what to it? You do realise it's going to die long before the metal from that can causes it any "pain" right? They live in water normally.

>> No.12565274

Make it swallow jagged prices of aluminum for no reason?

>> No.12565288

Did you really reply to that post after reading only the first four words?

>> No.12565291

Fun isn't a reason?

>> No.12565360

Her body was never found.

>> No.12565380


People defend Chinese disgusting animal cruelly.

>> No.12565474
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>> No.12565567

That's where our jobs are going!

>> No.12565576
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That thing has the same functionality as one of those vacuum cleaners, but because it's vaguely shaped like a person that old cunt it is fucking apologising to it. God, I hate people.
Here's me eating some bread.

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>> No.12565723

Fucking lmao

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adding cheese to bangers and mash

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>> No.12565786

the problem I find with robots is designers always go to great expense to make them anthropomorphic, when a simpler design is always more practical and cost effective. Just a rumba like tray with an ipad is probably what will end up being used, we'll never get our robot fantasy.

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>> No.12565820

What a waste

>> No.12565822

What was that

>> No.12565832

Well, can you blame them?

>> No.12565834
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Prego throws hot meal on toddler, after argument.

>> No.12565837

Woman being a woman.

>> No.12565841

Gender equality.

>> No.12565857

... you probably would hate me then.

I'm kind of reflexive on some manners and have said 'excuse me' to clothing racks at department stores or to jutting pieces of architecture as I'm running by.

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>> No.12565882

There are like five of them. Why don't they put that ape on the ground?

>> No.12565898

>dumb cunt breaks shit
>some other dumb cunt is on the ground
>other dumb cunts are arguing with the officers
Oh say can you see

>> No.12565951
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>> No.12565975

>not shooting down the nig

>> No.12565987

>The consumption of leaven carbohydrates that have been toasted is an enjoyable experience for Caucasian humans.

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>> No.12566022

This is an enormous step down from girls in qipao with a slit up to the waist.

>> No.12566025

How much do you tip a robot? 15%? 20%?

>> No.12566033

>drowning a fish is nothing
Stfu chinamin

>> No.12566035


no sir i don't like it

>> No.12566041
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>> No.12566049

Chinks are more disturbing that shitskins. The latter are only as disturbing as any other wild animal, like feral dogs or mountain lions.

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>> No.12566068
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>> No.12566072

That kids gonna fuck the robot

>> No.12566074


Unironically looks delicious.

>> No.12566086


>> No.12566087

I worked in a kitchen before. The bottoms of plates were never cleaned nearly as much as they should have been. This is disgusting.

>> No.12566101

I'm actually impressed how easily she manages to catch the bird.

>> No.12566107
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Speed > Strength

>> No.12566115


They're both cute as fuck imo.

>> No.12566131
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>> No.12566144
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>> No.12566147

wtf americans

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>> No.12566157

I feed you then you feed me birdy

>> No.12566159

god i wish that were me

>> No.12566163
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>> No.12566167

Are chinamen even human?

>> No.12566198

I love Mark Wiens!

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>> No.12566226

100% has black children

>> No.12566258

Kitchen looks too nice for her to be a coalburner. But she's definitely dressed like one.

>> No.12566271

So cute. I want to know what's in the red box and did he say fuck

>> No.12566290

i'm curious what they do with there 6 stakes and 12 sausages when they sit down with it

>> No.12566299

Bird feeding used to be so chill. Now I'm so afraid of the germ

>> No.12566318

I thought the fridge was gonna fall him or something.

>> No.12566321

You worked in a shitty kitchen m8. Your dishy should have been doing his job fucking right.

Scrape, Bang, Scrub, Spray, Steam, Dry, Stack.

>> No.12566340

the box contains Maltese(little chocolates)

>> No.12566371

how did pige die? electricity? I can't make it out

>> No.12566386
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just a transport.

>> No.12566391

Get a better job

>> No.12566395

give them to their family, it's a strategy
>Yi, go get the crab legs, Ping hit the steaks, I'm on pork duty today

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>> No.12566406
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>> No.12566484

Ugh Americans are sooo lucky, I wish we had more diversity in my white ass town

>> No.12566486

No fuckin shit. I was that dishy somathatime, and I guarantee you I washed those Ds so clean you could eat off them. I kep gettin chewed off for being slo, so I lef to get anodah job.

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>> No.12566507

those things literally eat coral. a piece of that flimsy can is nothing.

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>> No.12566528
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>> No.12566543
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Yes, /pol/, other races are people too

>> No.12566545

Hah! Squidward! I love SpongeBob SquarePants :-) Fellow Narwhal.

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>> No.12566566

A little overdone.

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>> No.12566577

Not going to bother if it gets that bad.

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>> No.12566616

Holy shit that's a lotta moving parts soon to be covered in sticky filth and grease

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>> No.12566653

I wish she would make that face at my dick

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>> No.12566708
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>wh*toids using knife and fork to eat Chinese food
Holy shit almost cringed out of my skull

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>> No.12566720

You are not Japanese and never will

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>> No.12566738

>Chairman Mao

>> No.12566742

Based filenames

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>> No.12566759
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>> No.12566763
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It was already saved in my folder under that...

>> No.12566772

>Drowning a fish

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>> No.12566777
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>Try not to ingest it all while you clean.

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>> No.12566794

>just have potato puree on hand


>> No.12566797
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>> No.12566798

Lol fuck that what the flying fuck. Take a photo and walk out. You can safely guesstimate them being backed up to over a thousand plates before passing the second bus tub. Not counting all the non-plates, shit in the buss tubs, etc etc etc.

>> No.12566804

that'll be 9.99

>> No.12566808

It didn't, they were just weighing it and then carried the pig to the truck

>> No.12566811
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>> No.12566819
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theyre human just not the origional chinese that they wish they were. A radioactive cesspit of genetic diversity through pillages and rapes has left them desolate. So human yes, just traumatized on a racial level.

>> No.12566830
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>> No.12566836
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>> No.12566840
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>> No.12566844

You gotta credit that guy. Whereas many people would merely curl up in more and more pain until either they died or were left with extreme injuries, he kept seeking the way out, and he made it reasonably quickly.

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>> No.12566873

>chewing with her mouth open

>> No.12566889

chineese wrestling is no joke

>> No.12566894
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>> No.12566927

It's alwaya the juice

>> No.12567039

It'd be good if it had half as many moving parts.

>> No.12567084

Whos the (nearly) bald guy?

>> No.12567094

It's totally waterproof by necessity. You can just hose it down.

>> No.12567104

Look at all the people filming it on their phones. I want to punch each one.

>> No.12567107

I wish this played on every one of those hipster sites that sold bacon flavored everything a few years back.

>> No.12567110

youre so cool and unique

>> No.12567111

And based, fuck Mark Wiens haters. Jealous motha fuckers.

>> No.12567128

That's octopus though not squid. Squid is white not orange.

>> No.12567143

God breeders are so disgusting

>> No.12567144

how does he leave?

>> No.12567149
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>> No.12567153
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>> No.12567183

Those are cuttle fish, not even squid.

>> No.12567188

And. . .

>> No.12567195
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>> No.12567198

Designer here, robots with non-human features would indeed be much more efficient, but part of the problem is that some design may seem too sterile and unapproachable due to their mechanical nature. Human features are often given for people to be able to relate to it; other times it's the clients asking for stupid things.

>> No.12567199

He will never make any money that way

>> No.12567203
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it's like he expected the toast to shoot out into his hand

>> No.12567212

No ! Dont the oggohbooos

>> No.12567246

Nutmeg Challenge

>> No.12567249

Damn I wish I had a hot mom

>> No.12567292

Looks like the kid found his robowaifu.

>> No.12567337

So why didnt this get deleted but the guy getting mad in mcdolans gets deleted?
Because vegan mods thats why

>> No.12567351

Chicken skin is underrated. If I'm making chicken sandwiches I'll bake the skin at 450F for about a half hour or so and make 'chicken bacon' out of it.

>> No.12567360
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>> No.12567363

Why make this if a normal cheeseburger is easier to make and will probably taste better?

>> No.12567365
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>> No.12567374

Hope that bitch got fired.

>> No.12567375

>using subhuman "can't even invent a fork" twigs to consume food
Eating that slant trash is already degrading yourself enough. Anything more is not only an insult to yourself, but to the animals that are serving you too.

>> No.12567379

That looks pretty good.

>> No.12567395

>Don't do this it creates mustard gas

>> No.12567403

Good, but they should have cooked the thyme and rosemary in the EVOO over low heat for a few minutes to infuse that flavor throughout the dish. As is there will be 'hotspots' of herb flavor but the overall mix will lack that.

>> No.12567409

You mean like chicken and jalapenos?

>> No.12567412

Seems like it'd pretty good.

>> No.12567419
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>> No.12567424

Why are China men so mean to pigger? :(

>> No.12567430

That was a very clean de-shelling of that egg.
5 fucking captchas.

>> No.12567444

When will his path of destruction be stopped?

>> No.12567448


>$2 million dollar automated system to replace one minimum wage teenager/immigrant

>> No.12567452

So it is some kind of meme to react to this and pretend like something bad happened to the pig? Sure he's being handled a bit rough but that's an animal that can hurt you if you don't control it.

>> No.12567454


God I fucking hate sand nigger and sand nigger derivative "people"

>> No.12567456
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>> No.12567459

based Wang Gang poster

>> No.12567465
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>> No.12567476

/r9k/ pls go

>> No.12567486
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>> No.12567500
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>> No.12567509

Nice, a little bit of salt and cayenne would be a nice inclusion.

>> No.12567528

Wow you're so much better than everyone else

>> No.12567531
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without fail

>> No.12567533

My first thought was 'not worth it', then I remembered the dishwasher at my first job.
He was this 30-something, 240 pound guy. he was married with kids but on one occasion he accidentally sent me a message intended for one of the college girls working there, apparently trying to get in bed with them. Eventually he got fired for stealing I think? And for the next few weeks, he and his family stood down the street from the restaurant with fucking signs, protesting it, claiming he was fired illegally for a disability or something.
So on second thought, yeah dishwashers are a lot more trouble than they're worth in my experience.

>> No.12567548

rude :(

>> No.12567561
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>> No.12567578

>webm with any content I don't like
>God, why are chinks like this?
Did a chink kill your family? Is that why you're so bitter?

>> No.12567590
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>> No.12567627

>transfer beans into a glass bowl
>bowl is clearly ceramic

>> No.12567659

What is 'grim' about that?

>> No.12567663

"Look Ding Dong! She's actually eating it!"

>> No.12567862

>min wage

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>> No.12567955

I like how all the other hogs are watching, like they're thinking, "good christ! is that gonna happen to me?"

>> No.12567970

I've had it and it's delicious.

>> No.12568000

>searing after slow cooking

>> No.12568047


>the dog is all worried too

>> No.12568059

>when so many people have gone through college and the world hasnt ever moved on and traveled through space so you design shit like this

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>> No.12568093

Fuck I felt that

>> No.12568139

i wish white girls like this found me attractive.

>> No.12568153

Cunny pastry.

>> No.12568173

Nuke the isles already

>> No.12568174

There's no reason why this should be weird. But it is.

>> No.12568176

i bet he dreams of eating his wife.

>> No.12568191

Why? That shelf was an accident waiting to happen, could've fallen on top of a customer or anybody trying to get something.

>> No.12568252

Seems to be a day without a mexican

>> No.12568256
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>> No.12568283

is that james deens brother?

>> No.12568285

I wish this had sound.

>> No.12568320

isnt this michelle wie?

>> No.12568384


>only one slice of toast
>no butter on the toast

Legitimately triggered.

>> No.12568387

>i enjoy typical human passtimes such as eating brunt wheat

>> No.12568416 [DELETED] 

>Are you dumb?

>> No.12568417

ive done dish washing, i told myself i'd quit every night i got stuck on it. We hired a new girl to do it, she quit before her first day. I'll probably be washing dishes again this week.

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>> No.12568428

I don’t think you know what that word means, Jamal.

>> No.12568438

you're too poor to just buy some cheap bacon is whats grim about that

whats your paypal? ill send you 5 bucks

>> No.12568536

so Italian then?

>> No.12568550

>the thing goes skraaa

>> No.12568575

I hate this dude

>> No.12568631

The only thing worse than him are his fans.

>> No.12568701

that kino glowing water effect

>> No.12568713

based racoon chef

>> No.12568726

Build the wall!!!

>> No.12568812

Fucking hate tomato syrup

>> No.12568813
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I dont get how that is better than a simple bolt gun. bolt gun seems faster and more "humane"

>> No.12568889

This is dumb as fuck.
Get a fucking ramp and make the pig go inside... I mean, fuck.

>> No.12568900
File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, Have you seen the killing method.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.12568901

OK, vegan

>> No.12568931

fucking based kid

>> No.12568946
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meanwhile, your wifes bull just does things without explaining if its ironic or not because he doesnt care.

>> No.12568947

Can't rag on the chinks for this one. I've seen how they make foie gras

>> No.12568965
File: 2.89 MB, 540x302, Foie Gras in 60 Seconds Flat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.12568988

>when theyre hung up with their legs back like anime girls about to be mating pressed
my dick throbbed

>> No.12569001

this is why Americans disregard anything eurotrash has to say about us.

>> No.12569003

god i wish that were me

>> No.12569011
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>when they show the basket of the foie at the end and unironically ask if you'll still eat it
Yes, of fucking course I'll still eat it. I'd bathe in that shit if I had the money.

>> No.12569031

>let's just pump it full of air lmao

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>> No.12569146

where can I watch this with sound?

>> No.12569165
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I have this very weird urge to see how the kid would look if he was punched hard in the face by the person recording the video.
It's weird because I'm neither a violent person, not do I hate kids. In fact I love kids but I would just like to see this one specific kid crying from being hit, for some reason

>> No.12569181

Wouldnt this make the meat tough?

>> No.12569193
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>Wouldnt this make the meat tough?

>> No.12569312
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>would you still eat it

Yes, who fucking cares about some ducks

>> No.12569315
File: 2.90 MB, 360x360, Classic Coq Au Vin 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.12569394

is this how you smoke these marijuhanas?

>> No.12569480
File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, Chocolate Hazelnut Churros.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.12569658

Why not put the bag on the end of the pot?

>> No.12569694

it doesn't clean the bottom of the plate...

>> No.12569721
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I've watched this three times now and I still don't get it.

What does it even taste like?

>> No.12569731

gummy bears probably

still, 35g agar for one portion, that seems bit excessive

>> No.12569746

Zip it, gemfaggot

>> No.12569769
File: 2.74 MB, 512x288, giving a duck a subcutaneous emphysema.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.12569786

the water consumption of that machine will be illegal by the time it's mainstream.

>> No.12569787

I think it's Joey Chestnuts, a competitive eater.

>> No.12569792

I wonder if they computed how many servings those robots must do before starting to be profitable.

>> No.12569797
File: 2.82 MB, 600x336, Chocolate Swiss Roll.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.12569803
File: 2.89 MB, 720x404, Hoppin' John.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.12569808
File: 2.87 MB, 540x674, Grilled Copper River Salmon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.12569812

Chinese are weird. They think having more food makes you appear wealthy or some bullshit, despite the fact that they'll toss most of it.

I've seen those tour buses filled with chinese tourists got into a Las Vegas buffet and clear it out, but they'd maybe eat a fifth of all that they pulled. Maybe less.

>> No.12569814
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>> No.12569816

its a footballer i dont know who tho

>> No.12569818
File: 2.90 MB, 540x674, Pulled Pork.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.12569821
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>> No.12569827

>salmon darker than Scary Gary
Damn man. Shame he cooked it so long. I would have frozen it in my freezer (fucker gets down cold enough to handle parasites), and then just had it rare in a month. Gotta taste that delicacy.

>> No.12569834

i really miss being a potwash so simple

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>> No.12569864

>Culture that was utterly impoverished for a few centuries and has gone through famine after famine for most of its existence and within the last century especially is weird about animals and food
I'm extremely racist but the lack of perspective you sheltered niggers have can be stunning

>> No.12569871

Why the fuck is only one in three frames captured? It's like I'm having a seizure

>> No.12569874

It would only get this bad if you were legitimately not doing your job all fucking day. You are supposed to clean them as they come. I used to clean dishes for huge catering gigs you just stack em on these plastic trays and send em through a machine, takes like 45 seconds to clean about 30 plates. It should never get like this.

>> No.12569875
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>> No.12569877

Chinese exchange student came to York university. Instead of going to Popeyes to get spicy chicken wings like the rest of us, he stole ducks from what was (at the time) the third largest fake lake in Europe. Butchered and ate them in his room. Cleaner found the feet in his waste paper bin.

Chinks are broken

>> No.12569886

What are they doing to kill it?

>> No.12569893

I have no excuse for the negros.

Yes they've been so fucked over in regards to food for so long they're pretty stuck in scavenger mode. Second generation Chinese emigrants who are away from that culture are pretty normal, but have their own problems like being fifth-columnists with loyalties to the motherland.

>> No.12569901

If you've got a sub-0 freezer then you don't need to do a month. A shorter (and colder if possible) freeze would preserve the texture better since bigger ice crystals wouldn't form. USDA says to do at least a week at -4 F, but less time if you can get it colder

>> No.12569902

>man enough to go and catch ducks himself
>competent enough to butcher them

Sounds based to me.

>> No.12569914
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>> No.12569929
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>> No.12569936
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>> No.12569942

there has to be a easier way to automate this

>> No.12569946
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, 整整一只大猪头,一顿饭全吃没了.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.12569951
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>> No.12569971

>Coq au vin
>Use chicken
Fucking fuckers

>> No.12569979

You know that Coq isn't french for Cock, right?

>> No.12569994
File: 2.92 MB, 720x720, Sweet and sour mandarin fish.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.12570015

So the moral is that chinks have never ever seen a fucking squirrel?

>> No.12570033
File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, E01.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Was looking for the another file, theft of duck from public pond.

>> No.12570036

I hate everything about this webm

>> No.12570038

I'm pretty fucking not racist but Chinese make it so hard to fucking like them or view them as anything other than a regressed race of mutants

>> No.12570042

Pretty sure your time/temps are wrong. Anyways I don't get ice-crystals or messed up textures. The back of the freezer runs around -14F and I'd look it up before I did it with fish I just caught.

>> No.12570058

What about the bottom of the plate??
>t. Californian

>> No.12570059

>I'm not racist, I just have racist views and express them in a racist manner

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>> No.12570066

What's the point when someone still has to clean them?

>> No.12570088 [DELETED] 
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Despite Chinese claims of belonging to individual racial groups, it is a damned lie. They shit the bed by repeatedly enforcing racial homogeneity and forceful rule, and it's bit them in the ass. Don't blame others for your sociopathic behavior towards animals and even each other, running each other on the way to work, and backing over them to back sure they can't sue.

>> No.12570089

Do they pay extra to have salt bae come out?

>> No.12570097
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He's like Gordon Ramsay, he only appears when celebrities are on camera

>> No.12570099
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>> No.12570117

That is no way to live...

>> No.12570131
File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, Compilation.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.12570172

I don't mind the unorthodox cooking methods, it's the dystopian wagecuckery bullshit I can't stand.

I don't have life figured out, at all, but if I had to give one piece of advice, it'd be to always negociate better conditions/hours rather than better pay, unless you're neck deep in denbts in which case learn to manage money you stupid fuck.

>> No.12570196
File: 911 KB, 640x360, Weird Food Combinations.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

6.7M subs, she has.
Not gonna argue with you, just trying to switch things up?

>> No.12570204

>Sriracha, apple, peanut butter

No of course I haven't trie dthat you fucking mad cunt

>> No.12570218

>I can't even do this in my office
Land of the free, my ass.

>> No.12570221
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>> No.12570315

Frank Ribery, one of the ugliest (french) footballers there is.
Long time star player of Bayern München, one of UEFAs best football clubs.

>> No.12570409

It's all on them

>> No.12570493

He also hired an underaged prostitute

>> No.12570522

Ducks are legitimately some of the evilest creatures on earth and would do this to each other if they had the mental capacity. Therefore its fine to make fucking mouthwatering dishes out of them.

>> No.12570801

>mmmm, toast, so nutritious. I just love human food. I mean food. for humans, like me...........Robot zuckerberg

>> No.12571087

Is this supposed to be a bug or a feature?

>> No.12571778

Subhuman trash.

>> No.12571991
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>> No.12572032
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> traumatized on a racial level.

i love this place

>> No.12572041

>not bouncing the salt off your forearm to get all that dead skin cell flavor

>> No.12572069

you can be racist, just don't be a bitch about it pretending you aren't

>> No.12572070

How? its food ain't it?

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