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>> No.12566118

>>12565006
Sure is Reddit in here

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>> No.12566160

>>12566140
HAHA HOW DOES HE GET EGGS WITHOUT BREAKING THE HOUSE?

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>>12566183
>88 IQ

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>> No.12566327

>>12566216
one IQ always evaporates you moron

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>> No.12566474

>>12566118
>do i fit in yet

>> No.12566901

>>12566183
>IQ is a real thing
Back to tianemen square gook

>> No.12566970

>>12566901
>IQ isn't a real thing
>t. brainlet cope

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>> No.12567036

>>12566901
proud owner of the world's largest cope

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>> No.12567089

>>12566970
>a bunch of cheating chinks sets the bar worldwide for intelligence
Eat a bullet

>> No.12567109

>>12567057

I grew up with a friend whos mother would make this for lunch. Fucking noodles, no butter, and ketchup on top.

>> No.12567140

>>12566249
imagine serving this to your girl accompanied by the most expensive box wine in the state of alabama and this on the background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KC2PfYaU5U

>> No.12567215

>>12566474
Unlike you

>> No.12567895

>>12566118
kys obsessed faggot

>> No.12567907

>>12566901
based

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>> No.12567911

>>12566183
Uma

>> No.12568008

>>12567057
depressing af

>> No.12568015

>>12567089
>has never actually taken an IQ test
you clearly don't understand how they work

>> No.12568057

>>12566046
this is fucking zoomer garbage

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>>12568064
>Olive oil
>Block arteries
>No flavor
'mericans, ladies and gentlemen

>> No.12568496

>>12568448
>hum
my sides

>> No.12568501

>>12566474
>”I still think poorly drawn cartoons are funny XD”

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>> No.12568602

>>12567057
wala

>> No.12568607

>>12568527
based and humorpilled

>> No.12568609

>>12568496
wut

>> No.12568614

>>12567908
Hum, clever, that might actually works.
But if you need to trick your brain to drink water, you may have a bigger problem than shitty orange plastic that vaguely smells like orange.

>> No.12568796

>>12568609
I don't know why I added the >hum, must have selected something weird. Just reacting to the picture.

>> No.12568823

>>12568501
>Being contrarian makes me unique XD

>> No.12568857

>>12566901
wew

>> No.12568903

>>12566140
What's his egg rate /ck/?

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LOL

>> No.12568930

>>12566046
Is this avant-garde art?

>> No.12568932

>>12566139
Ok i lost

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>>12568064
>all these lies about olive oil
Kek, you're probably only coping because you can't afford it in your country, poorfag

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>>12566046
Uh-oh!

>> No.12568997

>>12566140
how eg?

>> No.12569006

>>12566118
This

>>12567895
>>12566474
Go back, retard

>> No.12569012

>>12566036
Fuck off Sha, you don't even budge to do the dishes until some 3 hours after I ask you to.

>> No.12569045

>>12568933
>trolling is a art

>> No.12569849 [DELETED] 

4chan is such shit now. It's all alt-right tryhards pushing their agenda.

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>> No.12569945

>>12566241

baste and best president and vp pilled

>> No.12569961

>>12569849
Alt-right? I don't see any socialists.

>> No.12570034

>>12567908
Why not just put an orange in your water at the point? Also water doesn't taste like anything. I don't understand how retards are capable of re-wiring their brains into thinking they don't like it.

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>> No.12570056

>>12570034
Once your brain gets hooked to sugar its sometimes difficult to enjoy low/no sugar shit.

>> No.12570060

>>12569849
true and sadpilled, but also, who cares? it's 4chan

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>> No.12570064

>>12568993
The actual fuck is that?!?!?

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>> No.12570121

>>12569849

4chan was never good, but /ck/ used to be better than this.

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>>12570064
>>12568993

>> No.12570143

>>12568796
>selecting stuff before clicking post number automatically puts it as a quote
woa I had no idea

>> No.12570144

>>12568907
>throws away pre mixed spice
>uses a bunch of individual packet spices
>it's even the same brand

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>>12569849
you're unironically the worst post in this thread just so you know

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>> No.12570161

>>12570143
>>selecting stuff before clicking post number automatically puts it as a quote
>woa I had no idea

Well my life has just been changed.

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>> No.12570176

>>12566046
lmao xD

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>>12570143
>>12570161
Nice, also did you boomers know that you can click the post no and it will automatically be appended to your reply box?

Or did you just type the number manually every time.

>> No.12570211

>>12570192
yes I did I'm not old look I'm doing it right now
>>12570192
>>12570192
get off my lawn

>> No.12570229

someone please post medarge fries i dont have it on this computer

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>> No.12570234

>>12570144
Holy shit I hadn't noticed before kek

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>> No.12570260

>>12570171
What cunts

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>>12570171
And parents wonder why they end up at the best geezer ranch that gubmint subsidy can buy.

>> No.12570319

>>12570126
>this is a real product that got green lit.
I hate things.

>> No.12570343

>>12570305
Mrs Magoo has done it again!

>> No.12570348

>>12570247
God damn I hope this is a joke. I'd have taken this bro out for a real party and unleashed some white thots on him.

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>>12565006

>> No.12570356

>>12570305
>And parents wonder why they end up at the best geezer ranch that gubmint subsidy can buy.
Seriously, some fucking deserve it.

>> No.12570364

>>12570348
/b/ wished him a happy birthday afterwards

>> No.12570366

>>12568907
Daily reminder that he published a book.

>> No.12570372

>>12570247
Still the most painful picture I've come across on the internet.

>> No.12570376

>>12570348
>good looking guy
>real good looking living space
>guessing by his avatar has a decent job
Fuck people lol.

>> No.12570381

>>12570353
i fucking loved this back when i still ate cereal. if i bought a box i'd probably eat it in one day.

>> No.12570392

>>12570376
That's his mother's living space.

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>>12570401
ok?

>> No.12570426

>>12570419
why the shovel AND a plate though?

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>>12570426
The shovel might scratch the tables

>> No.12570441

>>12570401
>>12570419
the poor fucking dishwasher

>> No.12570443

>>12567035
But Orange Crush is the best.

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>>12568907
>”badass” stick figure avatar

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>>12570446
who has the better burger? Tyler or Gordon?

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>>12570454
neevah

>> No.12570480

>>12570080
this is the most disturbing soy face to ever exist.

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>>12569849
>seething this hard

>> No.12570530

>>12566183
>100 IQ is high
loool

>> No.12570540

>>12566241
Impeach Trump so Pence can be Prez.

>> No.12570542

>>12570530
It's average by default, idiot.

>> No.12570545

>>12570540
>Mike "swallow the cock, get the shock" Pence

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>>12568907

>> No.12570582

Wow, certain political affiliates can't handle being called out for circle jerking in their little hivemind safe space. Won't mention them by name since they're so sensitive.

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>> No.12570639

>>12570530
I really hope this is bait

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>> No.12570647

>>12568993
This shit was delicious.

>> No.12570659

>>12568064
rapeseed oil is just canola oil, fag

>> No.12570665

>>12568903
5/egg

>> No.12570675

>>12570468
>those buns
Oh fuck, gunna cum-
>packaged cheese slices
Cum: retracted.

>> No.12570705

>>12570305
Blacks just hit their kids and throw em around like a handbag

>> No.12570721

>>12570675
yeah what the fuck was up with the packaged american cheese? They could've put literally anything else after all the effort with goddamn buns (the one actual component of a burger even hipsters don't care about if you buy a mass produced one)

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>> No.12570743

>>12570732
saved and proud-of-you-pilled

>> No.12570752

>>12566046
not funny

>> No.12570799
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>>12570282
>that nail

>> No.12570825

>>12570156
Imagine a tiny cut from a knife into an already cooked meal. I mean Jesus. Saliva does neutralize the virus very effectively, sure. But it's still considered as risky as rimming a stranger with a hemorrhoid.

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>>12565006

>> No.12570861

>>12570659
yeah if you want to believe canadian propaganda

>> No.12570896

>>12570247
this thread is for laughs

>> No.12570902

>>12570156
>many still fear sharing food with someone HIV positive
Hey guys, I have a great business model. Let's do exactly the opposite of what customers and the market wants.

>> No.12570907

>>12570825
Which isn't risky at all unless you're a doofus who keeps cutting his tongue and cheeks.

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>> No.12570925

>>12570752
didn't laugh

>> No.12570941

>>12568907
cringe af

>> No.12570950

>>12570045
>benny hawn em

>> No.12570961

>>12570353
Cringe

>> No.12571072

>>12569849
Heil Hitler, summerfag

>> No.12571104

>>12568907
His comics are cringe, but funny. And his recipes are pretty good too.

>> No.12571210

>>12566140
hdhgowbate?

>> No.12571259

>>12570542
>>12570639
>muh superior 100 IQ
retard alert

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>>12570156
Okay maybe you won't get aids from eating at poz party central but what about the myriad of diseases those aids ridden faggots carry 99% of the time. Tuberculosis and the like Are airborne and what about herpes? Well good thing is retards eating on that degenerate den are people who deserve getting sick anyways

>> No.12571275

>>12568064
Eating rapeseed oil without actually cooking it would be fucking awful.

>> No.12571372

>>12570247
Imagine celebrating your birthday after 21. Like what, still like being a kid or something?

>> No.12571378

>>12570348
Shut up you cuck

>> No.12571381

>>12566046
unironically kill yourself

>> No.12571398

>>12570917
based nips

>> No.12571405

>>12565006
More like reddit humor

>> No.12571411
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>>12571378
Why? It's literally your political party's official fetish.

>> No.12571418

>>12570079
I drink some foul shit but this is too far
>>12570799
>not wanting a watermelon gum job

>> No.12571420

>>12571372
Uh, yeah. Gels with every other aspect of those posts.

>> No.12571445

>>12566046
Fucking kek. Lost hard.

>> No.12571448

>>12566046
Painfully unfunny facebook meme

>> No.12571457

>>12568015
They test how good you are at taking IQ tests

>> No.12571460

>>12566046

User was beaned for this post

>> No.12571462

>>12569849
>(((media))) suppresses all free expression of political beliefs they dislike via public shaming campaigns and leftist indoctrination of kids in schools
>leftist faggots shocked and horrified when ‘alt-right’ congregates in one of the last places on earth that supports a true marketplace of ideas and free speech
You’ve got about five thousand Orwellian-grade anti-thoughtcrime websites you can virtue signal on, so why come here?
Also, I’ve recently started making wholemeal muffins, they’re super easy. Keep an eye out on the catalog, I’ll probably do a cook thread in the next day or two.

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>>12569849
Cool opinion, don't come back.

>> No.12571480

>>12571462
>>12571468
see>>12570582

>> No.12571484

>>12566140
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>> No.12571491

>>12571462
Your political views are boring. They're just more stupid opinions. There's no reason to chimp out every time you see an image of a homo or a black person.

>> No.12571498

>>12570247
I have this guy on facebook

>> No.12571502
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>> No.12571513

>>12565006
i feel like if we ever had a sticky this would be the OP image
for some reason I thought we did and this was the image but we don't

>> No.12571515
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>>12569849
>>12570582
>>12571480
You have to go back.

>> No.12571537

>>12571462
>You’ve got about five thousand Orwellian-grade anti-thoughtcrime websites you can virtue signal on, so why come here?
Because I've been here for over 10 years now and I don't feel like leaving.
I don't mind the occasional racist post or calling someone a faggot but why do people need to bring /pol/ into every goddamn thing now.

>> No.12571545

>>12566140
how does he shoot the egg before throwing it out of the pan?

>> No.12571581

>>12568448
what are the chances of a married woman fucking, not someone else who is married or having an affair like that but a kid close to half her age

>> No.12571582

>>12568527
only funny post in the thread

>> No.12571590

anyone know what to search for on youtube to get that weird Scandinavian goblin who jabbered nonstop in a strange, filthy basement apartment while cooking some horrible concoction of undercooked macaroni, potatoes, carrots (i remember him breaking them into chunks with his mouth) and then slices of processed cheese?

it was posted here a bunch and i really want to horrify someone else with it.

>> No.12571593
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>>12571537

>> No.12571596

>>12571498
in that case do you have the posts compilation from when Julius died in that car accident in the spring of this year? sad desu

>> No.12571598

>>12568907

Shared on facebook in 2010 by that one mixed race kid two years above you in high school who thought he was "nerd cool".

>> No.12571602

>>12571537
So you remain in an environment whose changes you dislike, but insist everyone else must change to suit your tastes?
Are you really that much of a faggot?
Eight Chan has leftypol, maybe you should snuggle in to the hug box over there, kid.

>> No.12571603
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>>12569849

>> No.12571604

>>12571581
I wish I could but it's illegal and I'm not married.

>> No.12571611

>>12571491
I never expressed my political views, and your own post is also ‘just more stupid opinions’. Bourdain yourself, hypocrite.

>> No.12571615

>>12570093
This is something I'd do in high school.
I graduated a virgin btw

>> No.12571622

>>12571604
london?

>> No.12571625

>>12570164
Why do white women not believe in spices?
Did God hurt them?

>> No.12571628

>>12570179
I know most of this thread is just shitposting and ironically bad on purpose, but I don't see any attempt at humor here at all.

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>>12571628

>> No.12571647

>>12568602
Kek

>> No.12571660

>>12570045
>ben he hugs and

>> No.12571672

>>12571593
The more years pass. The more times i see this image. The more i relate to it.

I only hope there is a 5th panel

>> No.12571693

>>12566046
kek what a doofus

>> No.12571703

>>12568527
Lol that's actually pretty clever.

>> No.12571707

>>12567035
Crush > Fanta >>> Sunkist

>> No.12571709

>>12571672
It would be legs in panel hanging from a rope.

>> No.12571767

>>12566183
America has had niggers since the beginnings of euro colonization tho

>> No.12571771

>>12570540
>Mike "Homoshima and Fagasaki" Pence

>> No.12571772

>>12566140
holy FUCK i lost my SIDES!!
now seriously... how does he get out of there without breaking all of the eggs?

>> No.12571851 [DELETED] 

>>12571611
You were literally defending the right to irrelevantly espouse an alt-right agenda on the basis that you've been forced here by a hostile media environment, retard. You guys are so thick.

>> No.12571889

>>12571484
but I love the surly egg king, he's like a stoic father figure to me

>> No.12571892

>>12571709
>>12571709
no, it would be clown makeup

>> No.12571897

>>12568907
i actually made this recipe, but instead of beer i used wine. it was really good, 3x better than canned chili. i might make it again soon.

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>>12571672
>>12571593

>> No.12571958

>>12571259
IQ isn't perfect, but watching idiots critique it when they have no clue how it works is delicious.

>> No.12571967

>>12570582
>can't handle being called out for circle jerking
Yeah leftists are far too sensitive. Must be why they suppress dissent on Facebook and Twitter.

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>>12570582
liberals?

>> No.12571980

>>12571967
>>12571970
The reversal was actually the point of his post, thimble brain. There's no need to remind us that you constantly say the same thing about liberals.

>> No.12571986

>>12570126
oh man, jeepersmedia was all i used to watch on youtube

>> No.12571990

>>12570540
>Mike "putting the trans in transistor" Pence

>> No.12572050

>>12571889
Jesus, me too

>> No.12572066

>>12570231
baste and cakepilled

>> No.12572068

>>12571897
>3x better than canned chili
Anon, that is a really low bar to set. If you shoot any given Texan at random, disembowel him, and start eating the contents of his stomach, statistically you'll get something 2x as good as canned chili. Canned chili is bullshit.

>> No.12572082

>>12570732
unbelievably based

>> No.12572109

>>12572066
I basted your mum last night with my special cake frosting

>> No.12572126

>>12571633
f

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>>12571672
Yeah right, I bet you started at the third panel like 99% of this godforsaken site.

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>>12572109
oh

>> No.12572137

>>12570294
cause 90% of the time the faggot forgets to return the pen

>> No.12572140

>>12566140
imagine the smell

>> No.12572144

>>12572137
It's because he's a nigger, actually.

>> No.12572226

>>12569849
Oh yeah of course its le nadzees ruining the board not all of the redditors posting trash

>> No.12572242

>>12567057
Jollibee

>> No.12572266

>>12568993
I feel like I had one of these as a kid and I suppressed that memory and now I feel violated

>> No.12572302

>>12570353
i had krave a few months back and it tasted like shit
the outer portion tasted like it was just stale and the chocolate inside tasted like some super cheap bakers chocolate(that you have to bake with, not eat raw)

>> No.12572393

>>12571980
the shoe fits

>> No.12572490

>>12570282
>yes, please grandma

>> No.12572497

>>12571270
Herpes isn't a concern unless they are rubbing their open sores on food right before it's sent out to the table and the virus manages to live outside their bodies by the time you eat it. The only people who can catch herpes from someone who has no sores (or no sores or shedding shedding for genital herpes) are babies less than 3 months old. If you have mouth herpes, then you do need to be careful about kissing newborns or testing their bottles with your mouth. Even bacterial meningitis only lives outside the body for like 2 minutes, so you have to be in direct contact with things that person has touched right after they touch it or in the same room as them if it's airborne. If it were that easy to catch illness from the people preparing your food, people would get sick constantly. With that said, I still wouldn't eat anywhere knowing that the person who prepared my food has AIDS or any other illness.

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>> No.12572582

>>12566046
......what?

>> No.12572593

>>12572536
nigga be lookin' like cryptosporidium

>> No.12572603

>>12566304
Isn't this how you get zinc poisoning?

>> No.12572678 [DELETED] 

>mods leave low tier shitposting up for days despite multiple reports
>but will dive right on in and delete 'alt-right' posts while not touching the leftist bullshit that started it
I'll bet I'm banned when I try to post this.

>> No.12572684

>>12572536
nigga be lookin' like cryptosporidium

>> No.12572691

>>12571598
Created by that white kid that looks and acts just like you who thought he was of average intelligence and badass.

>> No.12572699

>>12572536
bruh it looks like cryptosporidium

>> No.12572704
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12572704

>>12567911
DELICIA

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>>12572536
BRUH I FEEL LIKE I'M TRIPPIN HE LOOKS LIKE CRYPTOSPORIDIUM

>> No.12572735

>>12572536
That looks like cryptosporidium

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>>12566046

>> No.12572740

>>12572536
cryptosporidium lookin niggas

>> No.12572742

>>12568907
>fuck premade seasoning
>buys canned vegetables
I see why this is funny.

>> No.12572747

>>12569849
have sex

>> No.12572749

>>12572534
mom's spaghetti

>> No.12572751

>>12571934
You don't have to become a raging retard even after years of being on this site anon. Shield your mind from the dumb shit I believe in you.

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>> No.12572762

>>12570468
Still better than Ramsay's burgers.

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>>12570305
>geezer ranch
Im using that. Thanks Anon.

>> No.12572777

>>12571275
rapeseed oil doesn't care what you want

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>> No.12572852

>>12570164
Oh man, oh my god do I miss wifey material threads.

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>>12570063

>> No.12572912

>>12572593
>>12572684
>>12572699
>>12572707
>>12572735
>>12572740
cryptosporidiummind

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>> No.12572945

>>12570179
My neighbours daughter, 15, once pulled a gun on their other neighbour for jokingly "stealing" the last slice. Welcome to jacksonville Florida, truly the drainhole of America.

>> No.12572969

>>12571980
Liberals are a fucking cancer on this website. /pol/ wouldn’t have to do God’s work if you monkeys would just shut up and discuss the appropriate topics.

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>>12566046
>baiting this many summerfags
well played anon

>> No.12572983

>>12570247
is that kanye west?

>> No.12573007

>>12570721
American cheese is really good on a burger. It's buttery and salty.

>> No.12573026

>>12566160
He uses the eggxit

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>>12571596
Please tell me you're lying, anon...

>> No.12573044

>>12570156
Closed in less than a year.

>> No.12573046

>>12567057
i hate americans so much

>> No.12573053
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>>12570468
All that work just to put "cheese" product on burger.

>> No.12573054

>>12571270
You are a retard

>> No.12573057

>>12570144
hory shet, anon

>> No.12573060

>>12570305
>>12570356
Its because the kids are assholes

>> No.12573068

>>12570247
God damn, I'm so sad for this dude but I'm laughing my ass off at the same time.

>> No.12573095

>>12570675
>>12570721
>>12573053
Its specifically made for this, its made to melt evenly

>> No.12573098

>>12573095
All cheese melts evenly unless you're a retard.

>> No.12573112

>>12573098
False

>> No.12573117

>>12573112
Nope. I've successfully melted all types of cheese evenly. I guess you're just a retard.

>> No.12573120

>>12573117
False

>> No.12573121

>>12573120
Everybody below this line is a retard
________________________________________

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>>12573121

>> No.12573136

>>12573098
Haloumi

>> No.12573140

>>12573098
>>12573117
I don't think you even know what cheese is

>> No.12573141

>>12566036
What does that even mean?

>> No.12573146

>>12571581
Higher than you are willing to believe. And it's not even "evil" when they do it.

>> No.12573153

>>12573141
It means you're retarded

>> No.12573157
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>>12571970
>>12571980
>>12572969
>liberals
Leftists, you mean. Pic related is what "liberals" are and always will be, no matter who tries to steal the term for their own deceptive ends.

>> No.12573183

>>12568064
No medals? Where the fuck do you live?

>> No.12573194

>>12573136
Bless you

>> No.12573198

>>12571462
>>12571468
>>12571515
>>12571970
>>12572226
>>12572969
Thanks for reenforcing how weak-minded and easily triggered you are. I love stupid people, they're like toys.

>> No.12573204

>>12568907
crackers? what a retard move

>> No.12573208

>>12570468
what was this show called? I remember watching it on british tv maybe 10 or so years back

>> No.12573222

>>12570079
Dang. Fresh breath for that Insane Clown Posse show.

>> No.12573230

>>12573044
Really? Heh...

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>>12569849
Big jej

>> No.12573255

>>12571270
In that case Aids already kicked in an they probably won't work because they're in a hospital.

>> No.12573257

>>12573198
>m-merely p-pretending
Leave and never come back, pl*bbit

>> No.12573345

>>12573257
Wasn't pretending. I did exactly what I set out to do. Can't erase that shit, bitch

>> No.12573394

>>12568907
i miss when /ck/ had vertical recipe threads up all the time
just like our old food pics from japan threads.
back when /ck/ was a comfy food board and not just full of clickbait troll threads full of /b/tards pretending to be retarded.

>> No.12573407

>>12572938
>mfw those things are literally the secret underground currency in North Korea, used to buy contraband, bribe guards and to buy food on the black market because the country doesnt have any normal currency of it's own

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>>12573407
Kinda like the cottage cheese with nuts is the currency on the International Space Station.

>> No.12573506

>>12573157
American revolutionary quotes always send a shiver down my spine.

>> No.12573525

>>12572773
>pic
savage

>> No.12573531

>>12573026
Why the fuck did I laugh to this?

>> No.12573555

>>12572536
This looks like ET.

>> No.12573570

>>12568907
It's good to know what goes in it though, relying on mystery blackboxes that can change formulas as they please is terrible way to cook.
He just argues that very poorly and you're autistic for not realizing throwing it out is a hyperbole.

>> No.12573608

>>12570156
>Even when the risk is extremely low doctors are still trained to minimize contact from fluids coming from an HIV+ patient
>Managers are trained to exclude employees carrying infectious diseases or that have had shown symptoms in the past 48hrs
Guys! Let’s have a bunch of inmunosurpassed faggots with a background of carelessness handling a bunch of sharp and hot objects, and while tasting preparations that will be served to the public. Lets also ignore outfit regulations, we gotta look like all those cool chefs!

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>>12573555

>> No.12573630

>>12570732
Yo, what were you listening to?

>> No.12573692

>>12566140
anyone else make eggs in the same style?

>> No.12573742

Requesting the pic of the weird thumb

>> No.12573971
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12573971

>>12572969
Astonishingly fucking based.

>> No.12574191

>>12572785
>orzechowy
Nutty. It's a nutty fart

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>> No.12574743

>>12566430

>justfuckmyshitup.webm

>> No.12575359

>>12573630
ur mom lol

>> No.12575499

>>12570171
I missed this thread and to this day I wonder how it was that he cut that cake that made him look so fucking retarded.

>> No.12575521

>>12570353
>why haven't you tried all three of our flavors
>Chocolate, More Chocolate, and Chocolate with Dehydrated Mallow shit

>> No.12575540

>>12570080
Soys are literally demons

>> No.12575584

>>12571934
Imagine becoming any of the bottom 3. Absolutely embarassing.