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whats the budweiser of wine?
does one even exist?

>> No.12561280

>>12561273
Mad dog 20/20

>> No.12561284

>>12561273
franzia

>> No.12561288

>>12561273
Kendall Jackson.

>> No.12561292

>>12561273
White

>> No.12561306

>>12561273
Sutter Home White Zinfandel

>> No.12561319
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12561319

i agree with everything in this thread so far

>> No.12561328
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for the middle age female alcoholic

>> No.12561678

>>12561306
this

>> No.12561693
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>>12561273

>> No.12561695

>>12561273
Basically every single wine available at your average grocery store, high quality wine is incredibly inaccessible

>> No.12561712

>>12561695
No it isnt you stupid poorfag zoomer. If you are willing to order a crate, most good liquor stores can get you just about anything.

>> No.12561720

>>12561712
>If you are willing to order a crate
How fucking out of touch with normies are you? No one orders wine by the crate, and if you have to order it by the crate it definitely isn't Bud Light tier

>> No.12561728

>>12561693
god i wish id lived near a Trader Joes while 2 buck chuck was actually only 2 bucks

>> No.12561731

Goonsack: Franzia, Blackbox etc etc. Or Barefoot Vineyards.

>> No.12562016

I'd say Yellowtail, Rex Goliath, or a grocery store brand like 2-buck Chuck

>> No.12562030

For me it's Boones Farm

>> No.12562656

Cook's Extra Dry

>> No.12562658

>>12561328
I’m a janitor at a women’s shelter and find these containers evrrywhere

>> No.12562690

>>12561273

not sure. is there a king/queen of wines?

>> No.12562696
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>>12561273
anything stella rosa

>> No.12562706

>>12562658
what goes on at a women's shelter?

>> No.12562723

I once bought a one liter tetrapak of wine for the whopping price of 1€. It tasted like shit so I couldn't even finish half of it and it was rotten within 24 hours of being opened despite being stored in the fridge.

>> No.12562868

>>12561328
these haven't hit the west coast of Kentucky yet,
thank you
we're repping Monacos...

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>>12561273
Goon bags

>> No.12562936

Redpill me on the King of Beers

>> No.12562952

>>12562936
it has a reverse bell curve of drinkers. its only drank by blue collar rednecks and people who genuinely enjoy drinking beer without being pretentious about it

>> No.12563011

>>12561284
this is correct

>> No.12563467

>>12562016
yellow tail, castilero del diablo

>> No.12563521

>>12561280
Close, but I'd say that Natty Ice is the MD 20/20 of wine.

>> No.12563560

pinot grigio, dont reply to me

>> No.12563589

>>12562658

>I’m a janitor at a women’s shelter

Imagine the smell

>> No.12564021

>>12562952
>and people who genuinely enjoy drinking beer without being pretentious about it
lol keep telling yourself that real beer drinkers just love tasteless mediocre beer and you aren't a redneck

>> No.12564035

>>12564021
It's all about the occassion. If you bring your 14 dollar four pack of craft beer to a barbecue, you look like a pretentious goon. Sometimes an uncomplicated, easy to drink beer is the right thing.

>> No.12564038

>>12561284
this, sutter home, and yellow tail are the miller/bud/coors of the wine world.

>> No.12564048

>>12564035
yeah but a 12 pack of local brewery flagship beer will always go over better than some redneck trash. There is literally never a situation where Bud is a good purchase.

You act like there is no middle ground between NEIPA 4 packs and watery macro beer, when this area makes up the massive majority of craft beer sales. Bringing a 12 pack of something like Oberon, or Gumballhead, or Spotted Cow, or whatever your region's go to beers are is always going to be better for a summer outdoor gathering than bud

>> No.12564051

>>12562952
Imagine being so far up your own ass you think there is a bell curve associated with fucking budweiser

>> No.12564054

>>12564035
Okay cletus.

>> No.12564057

>>12564048
No, most people will enjoy Budweiser because its a neutral taste, nobody thats kicking back on beers for an evening wants a shit ton of a stronger tasting beer you underaged faggot

>> No.12564076

>>12564057
>sierra nevada pale ale is “strong” tasting
>the dozens of wheat bears, session ipas, and pale ales at the grocery store that taste better than budweiser are “strong” tasting

>> No.12564079

>>12564076
They’re strong tasting when you’re drinking more than a six pack of them, dumbass. People actually drink at events and not just sip on one beverage at their Virgin: The Gathering parties

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>>12564057
>nobody thats kicking back on beers for an evening wants a shit ton of a stronger tasting beer

>> No.12564173

>>12564079
I don’t think you’ve ever tried anything other than macrobrews and IPAs

>> No.12564190

>>12564173
Again, besides your Virgin: The Gathering parties, NOBODY wants to kick back on something other than a Budweiser type beer

>> No.12564240

>>12564173
Try drinking 6 guinness in a row and tell me you didn't want something a hell of a closer to water.

>> No.12564243

>>12564190
Okay cletus.

>> No.12564263
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>>12564243
>BROS WERE GONNA GET SO FRIGGIN LITTY LOOK AT THIS SIX PACK OF TRIPLE SOY PALE ALE I JUST BOUGHT SQUEEEEEEEE

>> No.12564269

>>12564240
Little boy has never put away six sippy cups of soy milk let alone of beer

>> No.12564280

>>12564190
Believe it or not your sportsball friends aren’t the only people who kick back on easy to drink beer, and thinking it has to be macrobrew lagers is full retard

>> No.12564283

>>12564263
>IPA's and Budweiser is the only beer that exists
Keep going cletus.

>> No.12564883

>>12562886

spotted the Australian.

>> No.12564899

>>12561728
Those were the days.

The wine was pretty bleh though.

>> No.12564934

>>12564280
>>12564283
Can smell the virginity from here. What beer are you going to binge drink that isn’t a shitty light beer?

>> No.12564970

>>12564934
Just ignore them and let them be the condescending yankee fags that they are. Michelob master race here, we’re with you bud bros.

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>>12562952
>>12564035
>>12564057
>>12564079
>>12564190
>>12564263
>>12564970
>being such a huge tastelet that pedestrian beers like ShockTop and Modelo are considered pretentious craft beers.

>> No.12565129

>>12562886
We used to sneak those into places where bringing your own alcohol was prohibited by sticking 'em inside our pants with the top of the bag concealed by our shirts and jackets. Then when someone needed a refill we'd just open our fly, pull out the nozzle and fill the cup. Sure, it looked like we were pissing into the cup and the bag itself made you look like you're kinda fat, but I don't think any of us ever had our wine confiscated since they usually just check your bag when you enter a music festival.

>> No.12565160

>>12564057
>most people will enjoy Budweiser because its a neutral taste
If that is your goal mix vodka and water

>> No.12565164

>>12564057
>you underaged faggot
In what fucking world is it under aged people advocating for craft beer. Being underaged is the one time it is fully socially acceptable to drink shit beer

>> No.12565170

>>12564240
What are you fucking talking about Guinness is light as shit, its only 4% ABV< its the Bud Light of Stouts

>> No.12565226

>>12565170
This is the most retarded thing I've read today. Thanks.

>> No.12565234

>>12565226
Its dark colored but it is very light bodied, you gotta get beyond the color, its a very watery beer

>> No.12565236

aside from brands like gallo hearty burgundy, the SIMPLEST wine would be probably beaujolais nouveau. hardly aged at all. but no wine of note uses adulterants like bud uses rice. its not beer, at least by german standards. maybe retsina? night train? thunderbird? if you want a truly simple flavor, try mead. honey wine. very sweet, but nice.

>> No.12565277

>>12565234
It has a lot of flavor, but you're correct in that it has a low abv.

>> No.12565300

>>12565277
I mean it has more flavor than Bud Light, but amongst stouts it is super light in flavor

>> No.12565319

>>12564190
bro the micros make beers in the "normal" 4.5-5% ABV range that actually taste good and are only 2-4 more dollars per 12 pack than shitweiser. expand your horizons. or continue to chug SILVER BULLITZ in your trailer park

>> No.12565419

>>12561273
Bota Box.

>> No.12565516

>>12561273
in uk echo falls & lambrini

>> No.12565524

>>12562658
>I'm a janitor at a women's shelter
Hahaha

>> No.12565595

>>12561728
No longer 2 bucks. Upped to 3 whole dollars in Texass

>> No.12566053

Lol, imagine drinking buttwiper.

>> No.12566058

>>12564934
>What beer are you going to binge drink that isn’t a shitty light beer?
Good beer.

>> No.12566250

>>12564076
Sierra nevada pale ale is my goto if i bring a 12 pack to a bbq or whatever. It goes over with most people well.

>> No.12566269

>>12562886
Slapbag is the way to go.

>> No.12566280

>>12561273
box

>> No.12566820

>>12561306
Seconded

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step aside

>> No.12566946

>>12564035

I can't imagine attending a barbecue in MO and bringing anything other than a pack of Boulevard.

>> No.12567017

>>12562936
Budweiser is afgordable beer, that’s readily available, that doesn’t taste atrocious.
A 40 oz. bottle winds up being about $4 including tax.
And when you buy it by the case(ie. 24 bottles) it usually comes out to about $.70 or $.80 a 12oz bottle.
Personally, I find Colt 45 tastes better, and costs about the same.
Basically though, Budweiser is the McDonalds or Pepsi of beer.
Readily available, and affordable.

>> No.12567030

>>12564934
anon it's fine that you are an alcoholic but not everyone needs to binge beer more than a few times a year. even at parties I drink a few good microbrews and no one calls me a virgin, this has to be bait.