/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12557306]

how accurate is this?
t. non-american

[Anonymous No.12557310]

>super nutty toffee clusters

I've never heard of this. I usually eat granola with yogurt for breakfast, with local honey drizzled on top of it of course.

[Anonymous No.12557322]

>>12557306
>eating breakfast cereal over the age of 16
It really doesn't get any more nu-male than this unless you're eating it with soy milk.

[Anonymous No.12557323]

God tier is Organic Kashi Cereal desu

[Anonymous No.12557494]

>>12557306
Is this list ranked in terms of sugar content? If you are such a manlet that you can't come up with something for breakfast better than cereal at least get a relatively healthy oat/whole grain one & add fruit or nuts. By the way raisin bran is S+ tier so I know this list is dogshit.

[Anonymous No.12557506]

>>12557306
that's... actually surprisingly accurate
good job OP

[Anonymous No.12557516]

What? No sugar smacks?

[Anonymous No.12557524]

>>12557306
>Cinnamon Life in shit tier

[Anonymous No.12557534]

>>12557306
golden crisp and frosted mini wheats are the only good cereals on here
golden grahams and frosted flakes are o.k.

[Anonymous No.12557566]

>>12557306
Eggo, Frosted Flakes, and Reese's Puffs got tier
Everything else shit tier

[Anonymous No.12557599]

Breakfast is a meme that needs to die and breakfast cereal is bait for fatties who are too lazy to make an egg

[Anonymous No.12557680]

>>12557306
life and raisin bran are literally the only cereals worth eating.

[Anonymous No.12557683]

>>12557680
came here to post this

[Anonymous No.12557690]

All cereal is pretty shit tier but i do get a craving for pic related sometimes

[Anonymous No.12557693]

>>12557306
I agree with some of this. Other parts... not so much.

[Anonymous No.12557717]

Non-American living in America.
I've tried all the """"""""""God Tier""""""""" cereals in that pick 'cept the toffee one. They're all way too fucking sweet for me. I would suspect the toffee one is, too. The """""""""Top Tier""""""""" and """"""""Mid Tier""""""""" ones are also way too fucking sweet, except for cinnamon Puffins, which are pretty decent.
Of the """""""""Low Tier""""""""" ones, Crispix and Special K are both delicious. God Tier, IMO. The others are either, once again, too fucking sweet (Frosted Flakes, Honey Bunches of Oats and Cookie Crisp), drier than a geriatric cunt (Wheaties) or completely unknown to me (whichever variety of Cheerios that one is).
Finally, the """"""""""Shit Tier"""""""""" ones: Basic 4 used to be much better, but it's not so great anymore. Wouldn't say it's shit. It's middling. Kix and Raisin Bran are both pretty good. I've never had Life cereal or Go Lean Crunch. Honey Nut Cheerios is too sweet for me sometimes, fine others. Dunno why I vacillate between the two, but that's how I feel about HNC.

All things considered, the person who made that macro has an extreme sweet tooth. We could be roommates because we'd never have to worry about eating one another's cereal.

My favourite cereals are Total, Product 19 (RIP), Crispix, Rice Krispies and Whole Foods own-brand raisin bran.

[Anonymous No.12557723]

>>12557306
All cereal is shit except for muesli. Special K is alright when you want a treat.

[Anonymous No.12557728]

>>12557306
Why cookie shit gets 2 tiers?

[Anonymous No.12557736]

>>12557728
Because it tastes substantially better dry than it does with milk.

[Anonymous No.12557747]

>>12557306
I'm sure you substitute semen for milk,OP.

[Anonymous No.12557752]

>>12557306
You forgot one in the God Tier.

[Anonymous No.12557758]

>Reminder

[Anonymous No.12557844]

>>12557306
The only people who still eat cereal for breakfast in America are children and diabetics.
Eat real food.

[Anonymous No.12557890]

>>12557306
Cinnamon Life, Honey Nut Cheerios, Frosted Flakes, Honey Bunches

Those are all top-god tier

Also, Oreo Os, Count Choc, Honey Nut Chex, Frosted Chex, are all some of the best cereals

Also, French Toast Crunch

[Anonymous No.12557898]

>>12557306
Move Puffins up at least one tier. Love them fuckers.

[Anonymous No.12557905]

>>12557306
Ultra God tier is crackling oat bran

[Anonymous No.12558090]

>>12557306
>Toast Crunch in God tier
Kino taste bubs, anon

[Anonymous No.12558125]

>>12557306
Flip that chart upside down and it'll be more accurate.

[Anonymous No.12558130]

>>12557752
Bills make me wanna shout!

[Anonymous No.12558131]

>>12557494
glad to see someone already wrote exactly what i wanted to say

[Anonymous No.12558136]

>>12557310
>>12557322
>>12557494
>>12557758
homos

[Anonymous No.12558140]

Toffee cereal is for dickholes, if you eat that shit you might be a dickhole.

[Anonymous No.12558239]

>>12557306
Honey bunches of oats is fucking GAS and I will die on that hill. God Tier.

[Anonymous No.12558292]

>>12557306
>honey bunches in low tier

[Anonymous No.12558432]

>>12557306
No Cheerios. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.12558449]

>>12558239
This.

[Anonymous No.12558453]

>>12557306
Cheerios and Special K are the best.
t. non-American

[Anonymous No.12558704]

>>12557306
GoLean Crunch is unironically good, and Cookie Crisp should be in shit-tier, but otherwise it's pretty accurate. And the Oreo cereal should be in god-tier because it is.
I eat cereal as a dessert, though.
(Also I really fucking miss that Eggo cereal. Or Waffle Crisp, I'd take that too. Oh, and the Jif peanut butter cereal. and the Churro cereal. Why do they keep stopping all these delicious cereals? Bastards.)

[Anonymous No.12558732]

Things I ate regularly growing up, as much as I ate cereal:
>apple jacks
>froot loops
>frosted mini wheats
>honey nut cheerios
>raisin bran
>smacks (not pictured)

Things I'd eat occasionally and enjoy but didn't really consider a breakfast food as much as a candy type thing:
>reese's puffs
>lucky charms
>capn crunch
>cookie crisp (big when it came out)
>cocoa puffs

Absolutely abysmal tier:
>any "pebbles" cereal

Everything else is something I'd try once or twice for variety but never left an impression. Honey bunches of oats was okay.

[Anonymous No.12558734]

>>12557306

>Gorilla Munch is nowhere on the list

[Anonymous No.12558737]

>>12557306
Very wrong
>life
>kix
>raisin bran
at the bottom. Those are all god tier.

[Anonymous No.12560505]

Basic 4 is the best and if you disagree you're a toddler

[Anonymous No.12560582]

>>12557494
wp sir, speaking on behalf of us who transcended 1kg of sugar in your bowl every morning (and evening if u a playa)

[Anonymous No.12560746]

The OP image is inverted. God tier is actually their bottom row.

[Anonymous No.12561342]

>>12557306
>raisin bran at the bottom
>no grape nuts
and into the trash it goes

[Anonymous No.12561351]

>>12557306
God tier is pretty accurate, kind of a mess after that though

[Anonymous No.12561352]

>>12557306
It's accurate if you're 12 years old.

[Anonymous No.12561634]

>>12557322
I disagree, however if you're eating super sugary bullshit like in OP's high tiers then it's manchild as fuck.
Notice how remotely healthy cereals are at the bottom? An adult should only be eating hearty cereals, the sweetest being something like Mini Wheats or Honey Nut Cheerios.

[Anonymous No.12561639]

>>12557905
this, if it had a different name it would be universally beloved.

[Anonymous No.12561709]

>>12558734
Gorilla Munch is trash now that they've rebranded into a cartoon baby gorilla.

[Anonymous No.12561718]

>>12557306
Basic 4 is based. Gfys anon

[Anonymous No.12561742]

>>12557306
Fruity pebbles, fruit loops, and captain crunch with the faggot berry balls should be at the highest rung.