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12556507 No.12556507 [Reply] [Original]

>it's cheaper to order a large pizza than a medium pizza

>> No.12556526
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>>12556507
why does he make this face

>> No.12556534

>want medium pizza
>go on Domino's website
>online coupon for large pizza makes it cheaper than a medium

what's the catch here? why am I paying less for more pizza that I don't need? I feel like they are ripping me off somehow...

>> No.12556562

Get two and save more.

>> No.12556566

>>12556562
how do I eat all this pizza

>> No.12556579

>>12556534
coupons main gimmick is to get people who weren't going to buy something to buy something
for every person who upgrades from a medium to a large for -$2, there are 10 people who upgrade from not eating there to eating there
you fell for the gimmick, but you weren't someone that they profited off of
It's like a fly buzzing around a venus flytrap that has already closed around a different fly

>> No.12556582

>>12556579
I just wanted a medium pizza ;_;

>> No.12556591

>Patrick put your order in the oven at 3:53pm
uh thanks Patrick

>> No.12556623

>>12556591
Based Pat

>>12556566
Dude, save it. Leftover pizza is the bomb diggity shmiggity.

>> No.12556639

>>12556582
THEN ORDER IT YOU KEK

>> No.12556672

>>12556639
BUT THE LARGE IS CHEAPER

>> No.12556676

>>12556672
THEN ORDER IT YOU NEUROTIC FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.12556681
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>>12556534
More pizza for less money, right? Well you get Domino's points every time you spend more than $10. So if you want to get over $10, you have to buy two things (parmesan bread bites for example). And who can forget the sauces? Marinara! Garlic butter! I'll have cinnastix too, don't forget the icing, teehee!

... See where I'm going with this? Easy to get carried away for most people. You could probably get a large pizza and a 2 liter and just barely go over $10, but I don't drink soda. Maybe some sauces I guess. And if you don't fuck with the points at all, just get pizza and nothing else if that's all you want.

>> No.12556683

>>12556672
order a large and get yourself something nice with the $2 you save like a side or a soda

>> No.12556684

>>12556681
Based mtgbro

>> No.12556738

>>12556681
pizza hut pizza points dont have a minimum order

>> No.12556749

>>12556623
I saved half of it for tomorrow

>> No.12556758

>>12556672
dont pretend to be me
but yes
THE LARGE IS CHEAPER

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>>12556507
medium at dominos

>> No.12556764

>>12556761
lmao what shit state do you live in with that much tax

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12556765

>>12556761
large at dominos
OP is a liar and a faggot

>> No.12556770

>>12556764
only the poor and the wasteful worry about taxes. you've identified yourself. :)

>> No.12556772

>>12556738
Oh damn I might do some research on them then. I have one not too far. Maybe 3 miles. I only pick up my pizza though, fuck delivery. It's always cold.

>> No.12556774

>>12556770
>yes government take my money its only 97 cents

>> No.12556777

>>12556770
>Stealing from me is fine as long as I have enough

>> No.12556780

>>12556765
>that much in taxes
LOOK AT THIS DUDE

>> No.12556784

>>12556774
you poorfags always say that. :)

>> No.12556787

>>12556777
checked

>> No.12556794

>>12556765
>delivery charge
ahahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.12556795

>>12556777
you prolly need to retake high school gub'ment/civics

>> No.12556800

>>12556794
damn, y'all some poor ass muffugas

>> No.12556802

>>12556795
I understand that running anything requires money, but charging me taxes and then using it to fund deranged, mentally ill fucks and to murder babies because a retard couldn't keep her legs closed, the government can fuck right off. I'd rather have nothing than this.

>> No.12556805

>>12556795
>you probably probably need to retake the government run class in the government run school that trains you to be a good citizen and accept the government stealing 97 cents from you when you buy a pizza

>> No.12556809

>>12556802
yep. you definitely need a remedial course in high school gub'ment/civics.

>> No.12556812

>>12556800
real rich people have offshore bank accounts to avoid taxes

>> No.12556813
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12556813

>>12556800
>I waste money so you must be poor

>> No.12556816

>>12556805
you're just as dumb as this >>12556802 guy

>> No.12556818

>>12556809
But I understand that running anything requires money, but charging me taxes and then using it to fund deranged, mentally ill fucks and to murder babies because a retard couldn't keep her legs closed, the government can fuck right off. I'd rather have nothing than this.

>> No.12556821

>>12556816
slow day at the IRS huh

>> No.12556822

>>12556812
you don't understand how taxes work

>>12556813
only the poor and wasteful complain about taxes. learn it. know it. live it.

>> No.12556826

>>12556821
black chevy suburbans will be arriving at your location shortly. do not resist.

>> No.12556831

>>12556822
because the rich don't pay them

>> No.12556832

>>12556822
I wasn't talking about taxes. Is English your 2nd or 3rd language, maybe?

>> No.12556833

>>12556818
you got anything that can support your premise?

>> No.12556835

>>12556832
sí>>12556831

>> No.12556837

>>12556826
couldn't even spring for the Cadillac with my tax money?

>> No.12556840

>>12556831
liar

>> No.12556843

>>12556837
suburban has more room for us to beat your ass on the way to the pokey

>> No.12556844

>>12556840
I bet you consider millionaires "the rich"

>> No.12556851

>>12556844
ad hominem. you also need a remedial debate class

>> No.12556853

>>12556526
It's called intense determination. You should try it sometime.

>> No.12556856

>>12556579
>It's like a fly buzzing around a venus flytrap that has already closed around a different fly
This is very good imagery, anon

>> No.12556857

>>12556851
you really want to pay that 97 cents

>> No.12556862

>>12556749
Cold pizza with hot coffee is real good

>> No.12556863

>>12556857
you really suck at debate

>> No.12556867

btw the pizza was bretty good but crust very garlicy

>> No.12556871

>Taxes
>Look I am so mature and have a phd in economics and civics because I let the gubberment rob me.
Damn, I wish I could a real adult.
>Benis begins to shrink.
Also.
>It takes fiat to run things.
Yeah, slave things.

>> No.12556872

>>12556863
>/ck/
>a debate

>> No.12556875

>>12556862
I dont drink the caffeine juice

>> No.12556892

>>12556534
>what's the catch here? why am I paying less for more pizza that I don't need? I feel like they are ripping me off somehow...
They don't make any more profit but they make more revenue. This is good for business because of how (((they/finance))) operate. It puts more liquidity into the company.

>> No.12556895

>>12556872
i didn't initiate the conversation about taxes. i posted screenshots of domino's pizzas pricing demonstrating OP's topic is false.

>> No.12556896

>>12556892
Having more revenue allows you to give your existing capital more leverage in terms of investing in your business, getting loans, etc...

>> No.12556897

>>12556875
Do you drink hot chocolate?

>> No.12556900

>>12556897
no
for me, its soup, the best hot beverage

>> No.12556906

>>12556895
yeah except you didn't factor in the coupon, and you didn't factor in getting carry out instead of paying delivery, and you live in a shit money grubbing state

>> No.12556922

>>12556906
>you didn't factor in the coupon, and you didn't factor in getting carry out instead of paying delivery,
neither did OP. it appears as if you need a remedial reading class as well.

>> No.12557817

>1 18" pizza has more pizza than 2 12" pizzas

>> No.12557951

>>12556765
Large two toppings is $7.99 if you get the carryout special

>> No.12557976

>>12556681
this is the stupidest thing I have ever read on this website or elsewhere

>> No.12558942

>>12557976
>stupidest

>> No.12559073

>>12558942
...are you trying to say that "stupidest" isn't a word?

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>>12556526

>> No.12560608

>>12556507
Convenience fee. Same reason you pay more for a small bottle of soda than a 2L. It takes them just as much work to make the pizza, and barely costs more in ingredients. They'd rather be like little caesers and make 500 of the same pizza everyday but they have to serve picky fuckers like you who want something smaller. If you want something special, you pay a premium. Be grateful it's even offered, since you apparently can't just buy the large for less.