/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12553484]

Bring a food pic back from 2chan.

[Anonymous No.12553486]

>>12553484
What the fuck is a 2chan

[Anonymous No.12553487]

>>12553484
How?

[Anonymous No.12553569]

>>12553484
nice mug desu (i typed desu not tee bee aitch)

[Anonymous No.12553578]

>>12553484
is that a hotdog

[Anonymous No.12553583]

>>12553484

[Anonymous No.12553585]

>>12553569
whoa that means you're a real nippy.

[Anonymous No.12553591]

what the fuck is this
crazy nips

[Anonymous No.12553602]

>>12553486
He's a great new rapper! You should listen to his new hit song "Drinking Blunts and Smoking 40's"

[Anonymous No.12553613]

>>12553602
>i can afford a lot of expensive things because i have a lot of money
>you can't afford expensive things because you don't have a lot of money
damn, those are some top notch bars

[Anonymous No.12553618]

>>12553591
Grilled Sea Snails

[Anonymons No.12553639]

They have a board for food, another one for sweets, and another one just for ramen

[Anonymous No.12553663]

>>12553639
they also have a board for bugs

[Anonymous No.12553666]

∧＿∧
(屮ﾟ∀ﾟ)屮 < SASUGA NIPPON~!
/∧＿∧ヽ|

[Anonymous No.12553683]

>>12553602
I have all his cassette tapes

[Anonymous No.12553703]

>>12553484
2chan or 2ch? This is important.

[Anonymous No.12553732]

>>12553703
2channel

[Anonymous No.12553738]

>消えます[返信]

>サソリスレ
>カエルやイナゴなどのゲテモノ食の話題も可

>東京で安価でサソリ提供しているお店無いかな

[Anonymous No.12553775]

Hiroshimoot's a faggot and no one in Japan rikes him

[Anonymous No.12553776]

>>12553703
Isn't 2ch 5ch now?

[Anonymous No.12553786]

>>12553776
You're right. I apparently haven't been to 2ch in a while.

[Anonymous No.12553813]

>>12553591
This is pretty tasty, putting some soy sauce into the shell and let it boil in it's juices

[Anonymous No.12553822]

>>12553738
Land lobsters! Lovely!

[Anonymous No.12553825]

>>12553775
Are you an avid user of both?

[Anonymous No.12553874]

>>12553583
Herrrrooooo there

[Anonymous No.12553952]

>Influenced by other thread, carbonara ...--Men

>If you mess up the pasta with parmesan cheese, bacon, eggs and black pepper, you can name it Carbonara and it's a good product.
>Because there will be a lot of the same material, "carbonar ramen" is not good yet.

>The picture is the second one, and it is a soup in which the ingredients of the soup to be dissolved in 300 cc of hot water are melted with 300 cc of milk and parmesan cheese is also added and boiled.
>If it tastes alone, it is not bad, but it is not enough to eat ramen, so next time you have to put a punch with garlic put in cheese & first work in a batter & also ...

>The first film is a soup that has been cooked while I was cooking Mota Mota squeezing green onion and losing a feeling of carbonara, without shooting.
>But the soup that I thought was "deep" was a success if you think about it now.

[Anonymous No.12554367]

>>12553591
Is this fuqin snail shell coffee

[Anonymous No.12554370]

>>12553952
It's got the bacon, but where is the cream?

[Anonymous No.12554867]

[Anonymous No.12554871]

[Anonymous No.12554881]

>>12553952
>Kraft
Jesus Japan, not you....

[Anonymous No.12555106]

>>12554867
I would like to go to this. It's a popular dessert restaurant where you can eat as much as the conveyor belt brings you (infinite). There's an entry fee to cover the cost which I bet is expensive though.

[Anonymons No.12555697]

>>12555106
yo, i think that top meat is whale

[Anonymous No.12555708]

>>12554871
oh fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.12555731]

>>12555106
eating this much fish to get diarreha (lets forget about the mercury) and drinking shitty sake that only makes you drunk without tasting good like beer.

[Anonymous No.12555739]

>>12555731
Im just jealous of the prices
Everything would be twice as a expensive here.

[Anonymous No.12555751]

>>12553591
snail moka pot

[Anonymous No.12555755]

>>12555697
not sure
google translate keeps telling me it's "anal"

[Anonymous No.12555760]

>>12553639
that looks horrifically bad

[Anonymons No.12555764]

>>12555755
its whale.

fucking japs and their illegal whale hunting

[Anonymous No.12555772]

>>12555764
It wouldn't be an issue if the Soviets hadn't done their best to wipe out every whale in the world

[Anonymous No.12555782]

>>12553666

God I wish that was me

[Anonymous No.12555797]

>>12555772
Yeah the Soviets were asshole. But that doesn't entitle japs to be asshole to

[Anonymous No.12555955]

>>12553484
How are you guys even getting these? 5ch is down for me

[Anonymous No.12556014]

>>12553666
>I will not pleasure myself with this fish.

[Anonymous No.12556479]

>Korean-style cheese dogs are so popular that the procession is amazing.
>It's sweetened because it's sugared.

[Anonymous No.12556522]

>>12556479
>If you are fed a large amount of cheap process cheese fried,
Harajuku dogs of moderate volume are better.

[Anonymous No.12556657]

I mean, it's kind of a food. It's presented as such

[Anonymous No.12556782]

[Anonymous No.12557916]

>>12556522
>for me its the harajuku dog of moderate volume

[Anonymous No.12558299]

Stop killing this good thread.
>>12555697
>>12555731
An update from the same poster. Not sure what happened to the whale, but everything else got fried. Even the peppers.

[Anonymous No.12558565]

[Anonymous No.12558592]

>>12553484
Close enough.

[Anonymous No.12558596]

Hunny

[Anonymous No.12558794]

>>12553952
for some reason it's comforting to know that the japanese are just as clueless about western food as most westerners are about the japanese food. this is the japanese equivalent of cleetus trying to make ramen with spaghetti and pork chops

[Anonymous No.12558816]

what if they have a thread "bring back a food pic from 4chan"

[Anonymous No.12558820]

>>12558816
I hope they love eggfort as much as I do.

[Anonymous No.12558971]

>>12556657
Is that Chris-chan?

[Anonymous No.12558978]

>>12558299
>Not sure what happened to the whale
It's the red sashimi on the plate.

[Anonymous No.12559012]

Yum yum dolphin

[Anonymous No.12559018]

>>12559012
delicious

[Anonymous No.12559020]

>>12555731
>fish to get diarreha
you should see a doctor about that

[Anonymous No.12559028]

>>12558565
looks like ass

[Anonymous No.12559044]

>>12553484
>what's german steak?

[Anonymous No.12559067]

>>12559044
>I fried the mystery meat... along with some pork slices.
>Yeah, even though there isn't much mixed vegetables in it, it stands out too much, I'm not keen on it.
>Maybe the meat faith is too strong?
wtf is 肉信仰????

[Anonymous No.12559074]

>>12559067
>肉信仰
Is this how those neet hikkis insult the meat-loving West?

[Anonymous No.12559092]

>>12559067
>This thing from America looks delicious, but there's no officiial site, and even Amazon says "This product is currently out of stock, and there is no plans to restock." Guess it's dead and out production...
The absolute StaTe of nip westboos.

[Anonymous No.12559100]

>OP

[Anonymous No.12559102]

>>12559100
Somenip trying out the recipe. Nice to see that their loser on the cooking board is just as bad at cooking as our losers on the cooking board.

[Anonymous No.12559103]

ハロー馬鹿GAIJIN

[Anonymous No.12559117]

>>12559103
There's some guy actually cooking his own food, the food looks great but his kitchen area is disgusting.

We maybe a world apart but internet image board autists are the same everywhere it seems.

[Anonymous No.12559119]

>>12559117
He made faux chashu with pork belly for his chicken stock ramen.

[Anonymous No.12559121]

>>12559119

[Anonymous No.12559136]

Bunch of autistic Japanese vegans and autistic Japanese carnists battling it out.

[Anonymous No.12559154]

消して忘れ去りたい過去もある。

しかし、黒歴史というのは消せないアザのようなもの・・・

[Anonymous No.12559156]

>>12553952
The actual /carbonara/ thread is worse...

[Anonymous No.12559160]

>>12559154
Hmmm, covering those flaccid little Yellow bananas with WHITE rice to make it longer and girthier for Valentine's I see, I see.

[Anonymous No.12559167]

>>12559136

that whole board is made up of mama's basement hikikomori types that haven't seen the outside world in broad daylight in years

[Anonymous No.12559188]

>>12559167
It's really slow and their memes suck

[Anonymous No.12559192]

>>12553486
>being this new

[Anonymous No.12559198]

>>12553639
>eastern cultures and pizza
shame

[Anonymous No.12559215]

>>12559167
are we actually BETTER than them?
sad....

[Anonymous No.12559220]

>>12559192
F

[Anonymous No.12559268]

>>12559215
We are more populous and unironically our diveristy is our strength. It's just not as fun there without third world Slavs and ESL shitposting.

[Anonymous No.12559275]

>>12559092
Is that spam?

[Anonymous No.12559279]

>>12559275
They fancied up spam and call it German Steak™

[Anonymous No.12559304]

>>12559268

I lol'd and then realized that's probably true. Japanese society is about fitting in and not going against the grain

[Anonymous No.12559897]

>>12559304
It's very slow and very Reddit over there

[Anonymous No.12559922]

I guess the Japanese are pretty diplomatic about their food and health industry. Here's a good thread topic 2chan's cuisine board. Using google's translator:

Although I do not intend to criticize the people of the Ooha farmers
Isn't it too expensive?
It's not a crop like a strawberry or watermelon that can not be distracted until it is fruited
If it is possible to harvest it, it will be over
It is too expensive for that
There is no doubt that this is the same as diamond and the international price operation is being done
Japanese people are obsessed with leaves
If you know that you can buy 100 yen for 10 pieces
Both Chinese and Korean have decided to start making Ooba
It is not when you are making something like paprika or garlic
Although I do not intend to criticize the people of the Ooha farmers
Those who are doing such price manipulation are criticized naturally

[Anonymous No.12559936]

>>12554867
It's like cartoon food, but real.

[Anonymous No.12559953]

>>12559922
シソ?
そんなもんわざわざ輸入して使ってんの?
自分で植えた方がコスト的にも鮮度的にも良いと思うよ

[Anonymous No.12560067]

>>12559953
>Shiso?
The leaves are cool. Tropical foliage is striking in comparison to what I see every day.
I could grow it myself if I wanted to, but I'd need a greenhouse. Tropical plants won't always survive in northern Maine. The ones that do are usually aggressive, invasive species. There are exceptions, of course, Ginkgo does well here, but woody plants have survival advantages over herbs in non-native environments.

[Anonymous No.12560118]

>>12559953
シソじゃないよデビッドさん、大葉だよ。

[Anonymous No.12560149]

>>12559922
That's absolutely adorable.

[Anonymous No.12560158]

>>12553639
Looks actually pretty good, but I hope they give a knife and fork cause that’ll get messy. Maybe even a bit of ranch

[Anonymous No.12560166]

>>12556657
god I wish that were me

[Anonymous No.12560212]

>>12554367
>>12555751
>it's ready when the screaming stops
>>12553666
that's a dude isn't it?
>>12553952
>powdered "cheese"
>carbonara
two nukes weren't enough
>>12559156
sweet jesus

[Anonymous No.12560342]

[Anonymous No.12560506]

>>12555697
For like 8 bucks? I kinda doubt it. You'd think it would be way more expensive than that.

[Anonymous No.12560586]

>>12555772
>Soviets hadn't done their best to wipe out every whale in the world
huh?

[Anonymous No.12560606]

>>12560342
what the fuck is that, my guess is plum and rice drink

[Anonymous No.12560628]

>>12560506
Whale meat used to be trash tier poverty food, and the only people who eat it regularly today are the Japanese equivalent of boomer conservatives who do it because they had it as kids in school post-war and because muh tradition.

Dolphin is only 3$ >>12559012

[Anonymous No.12560638]

>>12560606
Plum and kelp flavored rice drink as a breakfast/lunch/dinner alternative.

[Anonymous No.12560646]

>>12559117
>>12559119
>>12559121
is this the japanese dino tendies or some shit? that kitchen is foul

[Anonymous No.12560658]

>>12553666
She in any JAVs I can watch?

[Anonymous No.12560664]

>>12559012
>>12559018
I've only heard that dolphin tastes awful. What's with Japan and hating dolphins?

[Anonymous No.12560701]

>>12560646
He's more like the dickered catfag.
>Namefagging
>Identifiable by his stripy tray
>Take effort to cook what is the Japanese equivalent of burgers and wings all the time
>Shit he cooks actually looks pretty good despite unsanitary conditions

[Anonymous No.12560710]

>>12560701
but like all Japs he can't cook carbonara for shit >>12559156

[Anonymous No.12560714]

>>12560710
Japanese equiv of wings and beer.

[Anonymous No.12561026]

Their stuff is appalling, worse than reddit trash in a lot of ways. I guess they're just super cucked on ingredient selection? When we post disasters we do it tongue in cheek.

[Anonymous No.12561034]

>>12553952
>>12560710
Why would you put an egg on top of a sauce that has a base ingredient of egg? Seems excessive.

[Anonymous No.12561044]

>>12561034
Asians love egg

[Anonymous No.12561064]

>>12560710
>grated cheese
that's the worst part of this picture

[Anonymous No.12561117]

>>12560586
https://psmag.com/social-justice/the-senseless-environment-crime-of-the-20th-century-russia-whaling-67774

tl;dr soviet central planning was based on continuously increasing production, regardless of sustainability or actual demand for the product, so they continuously mandated increased whale catches even though the meat was being left to rot/turned into fertilizer because nobody wanted it until whales were almost extinct

[Anonymous No.12561216]

???

[Anonymous No.12561535]

>>12561216
based

[Anonymous No.12561632]

>>12561064
>worst part
Not the clearly scrambled eggs in the "carbonara" sauce?

[Anonymous No.12562652]

>>12553486
4chan before it split into 4chan and 4channel

[Anonymous No.12562681]

>>12559156
I'm glad to see their carbonara threads are that much more of a shitshow than ours. Not that I wish them bad carbonara, I'm just glad our spergfests aren't as bad.

[Anonymous No.12562713]

>>12553486
the summerfag meme is truer than i thought

[Anonymous No.12562721]

>tfw found a picture that someone there pulled from a US daytime news food segment
Chose a decent beef plate to post too, but the rosemary forest needs to go.

[Anonymous No.12562827]

>>12560710
Okay so how hard is it exactly to make carbonara without scrambling the eggs? I've been making lemon curd and lemon custard today for a cake filling and had no issue with cooking the eggs to much. Is carbonara less forgiving?

[Anonymous No.12563223]

>>12553666
EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU LIKE IT

[Anonymous No.12563246]

>>12562827
it's not hard unless you're used to making everything in a rice cooker

[Anonymous No.12563247]

>>12555764

[Anonymous No.12563335]

do they have as many westaboos as we have weebs?

[Anonymous No.12563399]

>>12555697
based if true

[Anonymous No.12563429]

>>12559103
What's that yellow brick?

[Anonymous No.12563440]

>>12553486
a quarter of wheelchan

[Anonymous No.12563460]

>>12563429
It's TAMAGOYAKI desu sempai

[Anonymous No.12563609]

>>12561216
This way it works better with some "special sauce"

[Anonymous No.12563637]

>>12563609
Spaghetti Sauce?

And some airwaffles for dessert.

[Anonymous No.12563709]

>>12553578
its a benis

[Anonymous No.12563781]

>>12553666
Friendly reminder that SakuraF!ish got banned for spam, because /a/s mod went full baka.

[Anonymous No.12563807]

>>12560710
Looks delish. Stay mad faggot

[Anonymous No.12563841]

>>12560342
Heh, we got something like that in my country too, except the pouches are full of porridge and/or pureed fruit. It's babby food.

[Anonymous No.12563860]

>>12563781
The spirit of old /a/ died that day

[Anonymous No.12563866]

>>12563860
More like /a/ died that day. From what I've seen they're not even allowed to have a drawthread because >muh templateposting

[Anonymous No.12563876]

>>12553666
>she

Still cute

[Anonymous No.12563885]

>>12563860
>>12563866
and that day nothing of value was lost

[Anonymous No.12564571]

>>12559012

wow. that's pretty crazy

[Anonymous No.12564605]

>>12563781
>>12563866
From what I've read on /co/ they've wrecked the place. /a/ was never tidy, nor should it be. This is 4chan for fuck sakes.

[Anonymous No.12564623]

[Anonymous No.12564894]

>>12564623
what's that in the foil bag?

[Anonymous No.12564952]

>>12564894
There's no foil bag. The yellow thing is a hamburger with melted(?) cheese(product)

[Anonymous No.12564987]

>>12553486
Imagine being born after 2000

[Anonymous No.12564998]

>>12559156
Cacio e pepe

[Anonymous No.12565020]

>>12553486
2chan=futaba
2ch= 2 channel

[Anonymous No.12565035]

>>12565020
Fucking chinks are even plagiarizing our websites these days.

[Anonymous No.12566044]

>>12565035
This could have been peak bait if you changed chinks to nips and posted it a few says earlier

[Anonymous No.12566119]

>>12559156
I didnt think it could get any worse than that flip carbonara video.

[Anonymous No.12566155]

>>12553776
5chan is a shitty discord group run by this faggot named seth who basically fellates his own "intelligence" and acts like he's smarter than everyone by defying conventional norms of "chan image boards" as he calls it. A total fucking retard and has nothing to do with /ck/.

[Anonymous No.12566181]

>>12560342
>Drinkable konbu-plum rice ball
But why.

[Anonymous No.12566466]

>>12566155
5ch isn't 5chan. 2chan isn't 2ch. Lurk moar.

[Anonymous No.12566489]

>>12555764
there is literally nothing wrong with whaling
minke whales which are what they hunt aren't even close to endangered

[Anonymous No.12566497]

>>12566155
You are actually the dumbest newfaggot I have seen on this site. Congratulations

[Anonymous No.12566636]

>>12566155
Seth, you say?

[Anonymous No.12567356]

They have comfy train food.

[Anonymous No.12567558]

>>12567356
Japanese trains are the one thing I let myself be an autistic weeb about. The American rail system was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.12568869]

Bump

[Anonymous No.12569577]

[Anonymous No.12570405]

>>12566466
>>12566497
>>12566636

I didnt know 2ch changed but either way 5chan is still a real thing run by faggots that you guys should know about. I'll lurk moar but I'm still gonna stand by what I have said

[Anonymous No.12570439]

>>12567558
you should see german trains, or swiss trains, hell honestly every european country with a managed rail network is better than america (and by extension canada)

[Anonymous No.12570616]

>>12555731
>beer tastes good

yep. lets all keep pretending this so we dont look silly socially

[Anonymous No.12570630]

>>12567558
American rail was aborted in its prime because cars were seen as the future.

[Anonymous No.12570703]

>>12570630
which it is

[Anonymous No.12570713]

>>12570703
No. Personal automobiles are an unsuitable means of mass transportation, as anybody who has driven to and from work during peaks hours is well aware.

[Anonymous No.12570731]

>>12570713
>has to drive to work
>dosent program from home whenever he wants in his shorts
lmao. rush hour traffic is the punishment of the stupid

[Anonymous No.12570866]

>>12570731
>everyone works stay-at-home programming jobs
>global economy evaporates immediately
>society collapses
>there's still traffic anyways as people all try to escape the chaos

[Anonymous No.12570889]

>>12570866
>we go from programing at home to
>global economy collapses
lmao. like i said, rush hour traffic is the punishment of the stupid

[Anonymous No.12570895]

>>12570713
But think of the money auto companies are making for their shareholders! Won't someone think of the poor shareholders? All that money wasted on functional public transport could instead go to someone's fourth yacht!

[Anonymous No.12571671]

>>12570630
>>12570703
>>12570713
>>12570731
>>12570895
America has a huge commercial rail system plus some large interstate trains, smaller state/interstate trains, and some cities have pretty good rails/subways/metro systems. A lot of existing American infrastructure doesn't work well for rail systems, but some of it does. The cost of implementing new high speed rails and their upkeep doesn't make sense in a lot of places whereas it makes a lot of sense for traveling around Europe. I think the LA-Vegas rail idea could work pretty well considering the amount of Califags that go to Vegas regularly, but someone needs to make the investment in the first place. I'm sure there are lots of places around the country that could benefit from rail systems, even if they are smaller, more regional ones. But then again, they would be full of blacks and hispanics, so I'd only want to get a private first class room/car or whatever you'd call it. Otherwise I might as well drive or fly.

[Anonymous No.12572190]

I fucking love yakisoba. I want this.

[Anonymous No.12572295]

>Is it delicious?

[Anonymous No.12572320]

>>12555106
it's whale

[Anonymous No.12572584]

>>12555697
Yeah it says mink whale. No I’m not a weeab I hate animu.

[Anonymous No.12572739]

>>12556479
we have this in hawaii, it's pretty good desu

[Anonymous No.12572744]

[Anonymous No.12573022]

>>12559922
i wonder who's responsible for these price manipulations?

[Anonymous No.12573361]

>>12559198
It's not even pizza. It's sushi, and sushi shaped like pizza.

[Anonymous No.12573624]

>>12554867
that matcha milk pudding on the third line is calling my name, bros...

[Anonymons No.12573974]

i dont support eating whale due to the inhumane way they are killed which allows proloned suffering

but im really curious what it tastes like.

[Anonymous No.12573978]

>>12572744
why isn't the cheese orange?

[Anonymons No.12573983]

>>12573978
its white, you colorblind bitch

[Anonymous No.12573992]

>>12573983
i also can't read

[Anonymous No.12574087]

>>12573983
What's it like being retarded?

[Anonymons No.12574102]

>>12573992
>>12574087
who are you talking to? are you colorblind AND schizophrenic?

colorblind schizophrenic bitches

[Anonymous No.12574152]

>>12573978
you americans are killing me

[Anonymous No.12574169]

>>12558816
We'll get something like this going

[Anonymous No.12574181]

>>12558565
T H I C C

[Anonymous No.12574182]