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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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12548103 No.12548103[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I HATE ASIAN STIRFRY!!!

>> No.12548115

>>12548103
dude just fucking divorce this stupid bitch already

>> No.12548117

>>12548103
dude knock this off posting this every god damned day is stupid , if you want attention this bad make a legitimate thread ,

>> No.12548123
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>>12548117

Hmm. OP has a legitimate problem.

>> No.12548124

>>12548117
he reminds me of that BBC/Black Bvll poster on /pol/. pure autism.

>> No.12548133 [DELETED] 

>>12548103
What does poop taste like?

I had a weird dream last night that I was pooping in these people's house, but there wasn't a door and they were watching me. I missed the toilet and was embarrassed so I started picking up the poop and putting it in the toilet. For some reason I put a piece in my mouth in order to speed up the process. I've never actually tasted something like that before, so I'm kind of weirded out how distinct the flavor was.

>> No.12548141

>>12548103
You should read that weird Murakami book where this guy has been cooking beef and green peppers stir fry for his
wife all the time and after 15 years she finally tells him she absolutely hates it. And then he meets a smoking loli, has an affair with a women who was raped by his brother-in-law, his wife breaks up with him, and some weird ww2 flashback shit starts going on.

>> No.12548142

>>12548103
fuckin cook for yourself, you dumb bitch

>> No.12548143

>>12548115
You know he's not married.

>> No.12548157

OP I've suspected this for a long time but now I'm sure. Your wife is trying to kill you with a constant stream of high salt high fat meals. Please get out of there

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>>12548103
tell us some good things about your wife.
is she fat?
does she go down on you?
is she nice?
I wish I had someone to share dinner with, if she made it that would be a bonus
also sweet corelle plate

>> No.12548164

>>12548123

>I think the wife is going senile, lads

Made me chuckle

>> No.12548165

>>12548141
Actually it's a smoking jailbait, not a loli. Sorry.

>> No.12548183
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>>12548103
what do you expect a bunch of anonymous people on a cooking board to do ?
or are you just here because you are fat and want see pictures of junk food because your wife won't let you eat junk food anymore because you are to fat and is disgusted by the way you look and is trying to make you at least a little bit attractive ?

>> No.12548358

>>12548103
>has asian wife
>she cooks for him
>he complains
send her my way, bro. i'll appreciate her in ways you can not.

>> No.12548383

wouldnt mind eating Kung Pao chicken for every dinner , but if you're really serious you should take her out for a long drive then beat the fuck out of her

>> No.12548438

>>12548183

projection post, eww

>>12548358

my wife isn't a gook/slant/nip, that's the worst part about it

>>12548383

I have, she just keeps making it

>> No.12548443

Why are you complaining about it on 4chan? Why not bring it up with your wife, like an adult?

>> No.12548446

>>12548103
>ASIAN STIR FRY
Has anyone pointed this out yet?
Asia is a big place...

>> No.12548454

>>12548438
If you beat the fuck out of her and she was still capable of cooking dinner, you did it wrong.

>> No.12548458

>>12548103
You'll get used to it after 30 being married for 30 years! Haha! From Jim sent from my Iphone