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12546685 No.12546685 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw your dad thinks this is fine dining

>> No.12546697

>>12546685

My dad (retarded boomer of course) is an overweight fuck. When I was 17 for my birthday he forced me to go to olive garden (I just wanted do something basic like stay home and order pizza and then go out with friends later) but he forced me, my mom and my little sister to go. When I say forced I literally mean he had an argument with my mom about what he wanted to do for my birthday and basically dragged her to the car. To avoid further confrontation and embarrassment in front of the neighbors I took my little sister and we all just went. I had some shitty pasta, my mom had a salad, my sister had some kids meal shit. My dad had like 6 plates of food and I will never forget him looking at me in the face, with that disgusting, greasy tomato nuclear orangy sauce smeared around his lips, and with his mouth full of food saying "this is good eating ain't it boy?" Ever since I moved out I have finished medical school, worked out for an hour 5x a week, follow a strict pescatarian diet, never exceed more than 2500 calories a day with few holiday exceptions, only drink water, black coffee, black tea and wine, and have recently gotten a $27 000 FUT hair transplant because I don't want to be bald like him.

>> No.12546698

>>12546685
It is tho. What are you, a fag or something?

>> No.12546702

>>12546698
summer-tier bait

>> No.12546708

My dad would never go there. My mom and grandma would though. They hit up Perkins once a week.

>> No.12546713

>>12546697
post hair transplant results. Blur your ugly fucking mug if need be

>> No.12546730

>>12546697
There's nothing wrong with OG, and more faggy blogposts will prove otherwise.

>> No.12546741
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12546741

>>12546713

My pics are on the surgeons website and I'd rather remain as anonymous as possible but I can post a couple.

>> No.12546747
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>>12546741

2/2

>> No.12546759

>>12546747
>>12546741

Fuck. Looks really decent. How many grafts was it? They really unJUSTed you. I'm fucking 30 and bald. Started balding at like 23? Life is not fucking fair. Should I do the hair transplant? Ever since I've been bald I no longer have any women interested in me. My dating life went from being decent and the occasional hook up with a girl way out of my league to literally not even fatties wanting to suck my hot dog

>> No.12546763

Will that new hair go bald too? Looks good but that's a lot of cash.

>> No.12546772

>>12546763

Nope won't go bald. The transplanted follicles from the donor area are resistant to DHT (the hormone which causes male pattern baldness). You just need to go to a surgeon who is experienced and knows what they are doing. Stay away from overseas/cheap clinics. The damage can be permanent if they fuck up. But otherwise this is the cure to baldness.

>> No.12546778

>>12546741
>>12546747
Nice. I need to get that at some point as well. I have fine blonde hair, though, so it'll probably be shit. But good on you. Do you need to take propecia to maintain?

>> No.12546804

>>12546778

>Fine blonde hair

Thanks anon. Wouldn't necessarily be shit desu depends on the donor area, you'd probably need more follicles transplanted would be my guess. I don't need to take propecia to maintain, nah. The follicles transplanted are from the back of my head (these follicles are permanent and don't fall out). They are resistant to DHT. My surgeon said maybe when I am older like 50+ I might experience some thinning but I don't give a shit because by then I am old. I am 30 now and in my mind $1000/year to feel human again (especially considering I make a lot of money) is worth it. Quality of life has gone up 100x. Some guys can pull off the bald look but most can't. On me the bald look makes me look like a homosexual from Men in Black II

>> No.12546825

>>12546741
>>12546747
>>12546697

YOU'RE A FAGGOT SOYBOY. You're an effeminate LOSER who doesn't even eat meat. I was balding and I shaved my head you know why? Because I'm a real man and I don't need a bunch of sissy boy faggot niggers sticking in fake hairs in my skull to make me look like some sort of plastic barbie doll. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go eat some leftover ribs for breakfast, make fun of your gay fake hairs and fuck your mom! So long sissy boi!

>> No.12546832

>>12546804
Is it resistant to going grey?

>> No.12546847

>>12546741
>>12546747
>$27,000

But you will have to continually get transplants for your head to have hair, right? Is that $27,000 a one time fee or do you have to pay that for every transplant?

>> No.12546860

>>12546825
Jealous as fucking shit
Kill yourself anon

>> No.12546863

>>12546847
>>12546804

>> No.12546869

>>12546847

>But you will have to continually get transplants for your head to have hair, right?

Oh no, not at all. The $27000 was a one time fee. This is because I waited until I was fully bald before going in for a hair transplant. The issue with a lot of young guys is the moment they see their hair line is receding they run in for a hair transplant. So then they have a normal (restored) hairline but their natural hairs keep falling out. So they have to go again 2 or 3 times to get more transplants done. Your donor area (the follicles in the back of your head) is finite. I would recommend waiting until your are fully bald to get a hair transplant. It is less complicated that way

>>12546832

Unfortunately no haha!

>> No.12546876

>>12546804
If you've got the money, it's a solid investment. How did you explain it to your friends and family? Just honesty?

>> No.12546880

>>12546685
If that is the case, he is retarded.

>> No.12546881

>>12546697
This is old pasta.

>> No.12546883

>>12546876

Of course honestly I am not that insecure haha. There is no shame in taking advantage of modern science and medicine. We are not in the 18th century anymore. Enjoy your life and the advancements of mankind

>> No.12546884

>>12546869
$27000 with no return on investment? How do you feel about finding an internet loser's next trip to Europe? I only need $3000

>> No.12546887

>>12546869
What if some asshole snuck up behind you with an electric shaver and just shaved off a huge line of hair you'd be fucked right? You gotta protect that hair.

>> No.12546888

>>12546747
Too bad you can't get a jaw transplant

>> No.12546893

>>12546884

>no return on investment

I am not a banker lol I don't care

Where in Europe do you wanna go?

>> No.12546897

>>12546887

No actually it would be fine, it would grow back because it's the follicules that are transplanted...is it really this hard to understand basic physiolology lol

>> No.12546900

>>12546888

Lmao @ this bald losers COPE

>> No.12546929

>>12546860

I'm not jealous I am making fun of him. I am proud of my baldness! It showcases my masculinity and women are attracted to manly, confident men

>> No.12546949

Took my now wife to Applebee’s on our first date. By the end of the second date she was on my dick. Rib-lets are a deal closer.

>> No.12546956

>>12546897
oh that's awesome so you can shave your head if you feel like it. I probably wouldn't though just in case.

>> No.12546968

>>12546949

Is she a bigger gal?

>> No.12546973

>>12546747
Couldn't they fill in some of that big patch on the side?

>> No.12546979

>>12546697
Are you happy, anon? Your post reads like cope if I ever saw it.

>> No.12546986

>>12546979

I am yeah I love my job

>> No.12546988

Can we continue to discuss our original topic of Applebee's not being fine dining?

>> No.12546994

>>12546860
He's right though, just shave your head like an actual fucking man.

>> No.12546999

>>12546994

Lol bald bitch boy

>> No.12547006

This site is pathetic with the fear and insecurity of baldness. I'm in my 30s and have had a receding hairline since I was 19. I've never given one single fuck. Get a grip guys.

I remember liking Applebee's as a kid. I took a girl on a date there like a year ago and I will never go back. I've had better lean cuisine dinners.

>> No.12547011

>>12546968
Yeah. I likes em that way.

>> No.12547017

>>12547006

COPE. You are not a real man

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>>12546697
Do you often find yourself opening your mouth when excited?

>> No.12547041
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12547041

I went to this restaurant last night and it was actually pretty fucking amazing for a chain italian.

>> No.12547049

>>12546999
Quite a luxurious mane actually, but if it thins I'll just shave it because I haven't been totally feminized by our gynocentric society.

>> No.12547200

Both Olive Garden and Applebee's are based

>> No.12547213

>>12547017
>t. seething insecure faggot

>> No.12547217

>>12547020

Looks good op

>> No.12547218

>>12546685
>thinking you should ever pay for fine dining
I'm not saying go out and get chicken fingers from Applebee's. I'm saying unless you're a 1%er, you shouldn't be going out to eat anymore than twice per year max.

>> No.12547320

>>12546685
>My dad
>Going anywhere besides the Moose club
Tell your dad my dad said hes never going to make it

>> No.12547336

>>12546986
>he finds happiness only through his job

You sound interesting.

>> No.12547654

>>12546825
Have hair.

>> No.12547658

>>12547336
I find my job much more interesting than humanity so I wouldn't be bothered if people find me uninteresting.

>> No.12547672

>>12547658
You’re a fag. Go fuck your dog, fucking loser scared of human interaction pussy faggot little bitch

>> No.12547674

>>12547320
>Moose club
Holy shit how many of these are there

>> No.12547708
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>>12547672
But I choose to be like this because I don't like people, not for the lack of being approached, asked or invited.
I understand why you would be upset by someone like myself, it's evident by your reply that you go the extra mile to be liked and popular but you find yourself shunned and sidelined as you personality is a detriment to friendship, love and belonging.

Sad.

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12547826

>Had a very successful illustration gallery show
>Lots of prints sold as well as some originals
>Ad industry people want my contact deets for future work
>Wife who has been shitting all over my decision to go free-agent decides she wants to celebrate my big success at OP
I'm giving serious thought to the merits of divorce. Also, >>12547674 there's a Moose Lodge in Upstate NY that has the address of 666.

>> No.12547830

>>12546825
based
>>12547654
small kek

>> No.12547835

>>12546697
you can't get off your high horse for thirty minutes to grub out with your father on your birthday. he should have beat you more

>> No.12547976

>>12546697
>have finished medical school
You're a walking archetype and propaganda poster as to why we must have socialized medicine. Thx for the push.

>> No.12548004

>>12546994
OP is a doctor, he would probably subconciously unsettle his patients to get health advice from someone balding @ 30.

>> No.12548113

>>12546697
that is some dank anger, fren.
>>12547041
never been. the thought of spending $25 on a plate of food makes me seethe. i make my own italian, costs $8-12 for 3 meals' worth. this is /ck/--learn to cook.

they probably have a bunch of dirty spics as the "chef"s.

>> No.12549347

>>12547976

My pleasure

>> No.12549348

>>12547835

>Grub out

Lol what a retard. I can detect the balding, blue collar worker incel from here

>> No.12549352

>>12547336

Well I never settled for being a wagie so yeah

>> No.12549359

>>12547213

lol @ this bald loser

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>>12547708

>> No.12549405

>>12547672
loooooserrrr

>> No.12550857

>>12549376

Nice post

>> No.12551108

>>12547020
can smell the soy

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>>12546697
is...is this a new copypasta?

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>>12546685
>applebee's? now THAT's some fine dining

>> No.12551374

>>12546869
>This is because I waited until I was fully bald before going in for a hair transplant. The issue with a lot of young guys is the moment they see their hair line is receding they run in for a hair transplant.
Because then it would be painfully obvious to everyone you got a hair transplant

>> No.12551411

>>12546685
In Norway we have this extremely shitty restaurant chain named Egon that has somehow tricked boomers into believing they serve good food. Their food is ridiculously expensive, basically same prices as a real fine dining restaurant, but all they serve is basic low tier steaks and pizza. It physically hurts me to walk past one of their shitty restaurants, seeing it always full of country boomers out on their yearly trip to the city. Boomers have 0 class or taste. I cant wait for them to die off so these shitty restaurants can get the death sentence too.

>> No.12551424

>>12546708
Perkins closed in my town and they basically told Walmart to fuck off when they tried to open here. Sometimes these people are shit but sometimes, fucking based.

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>>12546685
>mfw you realize he's right

>> No.12551442

>>12551428
Makes zero fucking sense to go to one when local diners exist. Unless you want to pay excessive amounts of money to get fucked up on cheap alcohol in bum fuck nowhere.

Get drunk at the bar, eat at the diner. Why the fuck would I go to an applebees to do both?

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>>12546685
dude, the olive garden is for LAMERS god how lame can you even BE??

>> No.12551637

>losing hair
Lmao, my hair has literally gotten thicker as I got 30.
genelet faggots. Neck yourselves.

>> No.12551647

>>12551637
>eat crap that contains progesterone and consume less red meat for health
Boy where did all the hair go? Shitfucker morons.

>> No.12551829

>>12546778
guys with light hair look way better with thinning hair or balding. Less contrast.

Dark hair and light skin is the absolute worst for balding.

>> No.12551836

All these chain restaurants were better in the 90s, he remembers a simpler time that wasn't ruled by corporate profits

>> No.12551847

>>12551836
no they weren't.

>> No.12551853

>>12551836
So you think the 90s weren't ruled by corporate profits?

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12551870

>>12546883
>I am not that insecure
>gets hair transplant so he doesn't look like a bald loser like his dad

>> No.12551929

>>12551647
>pretending to be retarded on the internet
i hope things get better for you anon

>> No.12551934

>>12551929
lol hairless manlet

>> No.12551988

>>12551359
It's old