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12541962 No.12541962 [Reply] [Original]

This is fucking awful, what do I mix with this shit?

>> No.12541971

>>12541962
The Imperial IPA is better.

>> No.12541972

>>12541962
>mix
>with beer
Do flyovers really?

>> No.12541977

>>12541962
That's actually one of my favorite IPAs. You don't mix beers. If you don't like it that's fine. You'll be surprised if later on you develop a taste for it.

>> No.12541982

>>12541962
if its fucking awful just dont buy it
if you already did, well, i dont think theres anything you can mix shitty IPAs with that wont just be ruined by the shit

>> No.12541989

>>12541977
>hurr durr just condition yourself to liking beer

Fuck off retard

>> No.12541996
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12541996

>>12541962
For me, it is Jai Alai. The worst fucking IPA.

>> No.12542002

>>12541962
I guess you could try making a shandy which is just beer and lemonade. If you don’t already like the beer as is however it’s unlikely to make it better. Making a shandy with an IPA sounds like a horrible idea the more I think about it.

>> No.12542006

>>12541996
How

>> No.12542015
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>>12541989
No I'll stick around and there's nothing you can do about it. You should consider not being a rude little shit.

>> No.12542017

>>12542006
Are you referring to the alcohol content? New Belgium came out with another one in the ranger line that’s over 9%. Don’t even want to know what that tastes like.

>> No.12542018

>>12541996
Name one (1) good thing to come out of Florida ever

>> No.12542024

>>12542018
Fred Durst

>> No.12542028

>>12542002
Could also try tomato juice but again, IPAs do not strike me as the sort of beers that would do well with that kind of treatment.

>> No.12542037

>>12542017
There are plenty of IIPAs around that percentage that taste good

>> No.12542050

>>12542017
No I'm just referring to Jai Alai being well regarded as a great IPA for both those who aren't that into IPAs and also one of the best for its kind.

Idk, Cigar City Brewing makes a ton of great stuff imo.

>> No.12542064

>>12542024
Cant argue with that

>> No.12542179
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12542179

>>12541962
>what do I mix with this shit?
>mix
>beer

>> No.12542713

>>12541962
>IPA
What did you expect? It's meant to taste like bitter piss.

>> No.12542731

Just chase chugs of it with a beer you do like

>> No.12542742

>>12541962
You might have an expired 6 pack. What is the date on the bottle?

>> No.12542743

>>12541962
Who the fuck mixes with their beer? I've never heard of that one before. Maybe you could use it in some sauces?

>> No.12542748

>>12542731
>a beer you do like
If OP finds something as innocuous as Voodoo Ranger "fucking awful" he likely just doesn't like beer.

>> No.12542960

I'm sorry OP, maybe cut it with lemonade?

Even freshly bottled voodoo ranger (and its variants) taste weird and skunky to me, fucking disgusting.

>> No.12543839
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12543839

>>12541972
In Germany they mix beer with Sprite or lemonade, zoomer

>> No.12543850

Make a michelada. Or better yet just get some other beer you like and drink a couple of those first then you won’t care.

>> No.12543875

>>12541962
Shoulda got the imperial tastes about the same but is stronger.

>> No.12543884
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12543884

>>12541962
>Am*rican ''''beer'''''
Literally why

>> No.12543895

>>12541962
toilet water
then flush

>> No.12543905

All IPAs fucking suck. Real men drink stout.

>> No.12543970

All IPAs fucking suck. Real men drink lagers.

>> No.12543977

>>12541962
Throw it away. All beer is objectively disgusting. People only pretend to like it because they're trying to prove something. These are facts

>> No.12543990
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12543990

>>12541962
The fuck is going on with this thread? Use orange juice to make a brass monkey. Not good orange juice. No pulp. No frills. The best is gallon at the gas station.

Or, you know, stop being such a bitch.

>> No.12544028

All IPAs fucking suck. Real men drink witbiers.

>> No.12544032

>>12543839
That isn't a mix of an IPA with sprite it's usually a pilsner or lager retard.

t. kraut

>> No.12544047
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12544047

>>12541971
fpbp, at 9% it's a secret 12 pack you get fucking lit, blacked out and made a fool of myself last time I had one it was based

>> No.12544065

>>12544047
>Getting """""lit""""" off a six pack
>Calling it a "secret 12 pack"
>Blacking out
You have to be 18+ to post here.

>> No.12544067

>>12544047
>blacked out on a 9% six pack
Lmao

>> No.12544087

>>12544065
>>12544067
Honestly depending on what they were doing and how quickly they drank, I'd believe it though I'm guessing "black out" is a stretch

>> No.12544102

>>12542018
Florida man

>> No.12544158
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12544158

>>12544065
>>12544067
>>12544087
It wasn't the only thing I drank.

>> No.12544165

>>12544158
Then why even make that post

>> No.12544166

>>12544158
The other thing you drank was semen, you fucking loser.

>> No.12544179

IPAs belong in the trash, sorry you got memed out of your money.

Maybe save them to chug after you're already half drunk.

>> No.12544194
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12544194

>>12541962
Devil's Springs vodka to not only fortify that crap but also to improve the taste of that hipster shit.

>> No.12544227
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12544227

>>12544165
To point out that it's a really strong beer
>>12544166
One time when I was in high school I jerked off upside down so that I'd cum on my face because I thought it would be hot. It was just weird desu

>> No.12544240

>>12544194
>160 proof
Jesus

>> No.12544253

>>12544240
Made in New Jersey USA so you know it's good

>> No.12544300

>>12544227
Anything is a really strong beer if you take shots of tequila in between you retarded mongrel

>> No.12544761

>>12543839
Brits do as well. It's called a shandy. Can't stand the stuff personally.

>> No.12544782

>>12541962
you looked at the dumb design and name and bought it anyway

you deserve what you got

>> No.12544918

>>12542018
Trump supporters

>> No.12544920

>>12544047
I hate you

>> No.12545060

>>12544918
He said good, not brainwashed

>> No.12545089
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12545089

For me its Miller Lite. The most refreshing beer

>> No.12545218

>>12541977
very bad taste, vooodoo ranger is among th worst beers I have ever had. get taste.

>> No.12545610

Stop buying meme beers.