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12540844 No.12540844 [Reply] [Original]

>just made an egg sandwich exactly like in this webm
>it was delicious
Has any /ck/ meme inspired your IRL cooking?

webm thread

>> No.12540848

How do the eggs get out?

>> No.12540860

Well obviously it was. You were remaking an egg sandwich made by the eggking himself, was there ever any doubt?

>> No.12540871

You sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?

>> No.12540889

Well yes but that's not it
I'm just trying to fit in by talking about the egg man.

>> No.12540894

bros... we need more webms. the egg king webm is the only one i have. you need to carry the torch now

>> No.12540918

I'm both being serious and facetious about my interest in this eggking (EK), who is the ruler of eg and how does he get out.

>> No.12540974

Goddmant, hindus are truly subhuman trash, fuckig hell. Look this niggers eating with there ber hand, and that low quality stall that dude work, wtf?

>> No.12540999

Do you have that one from that movie where he makes a grilled cheese in an exceptionally elaborate fashion

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>> No.12541027
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nice trips

>> No.12541064
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>> No.12541071

> that will be 500 dollars plus tip, please.

>> No.12541081

When will 4chan support sound site wide? We have to have silent film title cards over here.

>> No.12541087

based masao

>> No.12541088
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>> No.12541093
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It'll be kinda a fucker if and when it happens, I don't remember the source for 90% of these, so it'd be a hassle trying to add audio back.

>> No.12541095

what's in the spray bottle?

>> No.12541098

then will begin the days of discrimination against silent videos

>> No.12541105
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Some sort of vinegar I think.

>> No.12541118

For what purpose did he open his mouth like that? He even chose to do it himself, not by impulse.

>> No.12541123

Outside the bubble of 4chan the soyface is a "cool" thing to do

>> No.12541154

I don't get it? Are they supposed to be sharing it?

>> No.12541165

yeah it's family style, they are suppose to leave the dishes in the center and spin it when they want something

>> No.12541171

So he can make a funny social media tweet about how his soul is trapped inside and screaming

>> No.12541181

The layer of butter is thicker than the bread

>> No.12541185


More of a bandwidth issue than anything, remember back when ogg files were used?

>> No.12541196

Once I was riding the subway at 1am and saw a homeless guy making toast with a lighter and piece of bread

>> No.12541211
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You know why

>> No.12541248

Did this as well after the video. Electric burner unfortunately so time to cook is much longer. I've since altered it a bit to use butter to cook it it and opt for a splash of ketchup. This also inspired me to start making Grandmas Toast.

>> No.12541283

>experimented with water as a key ingredient
jfc this is literally like that simpsons joke
>"the secret ingredient is salt!"

>> No.12541316

The woman at the start seems to have the smallest portion. Is it just sauce she has or something?

>> No.12541388

that webm is hilarious knowing that

that sounds like a pretty good idea. probablyl take a long time though

>> No.12541439

It didn't look like a good idea. It ended up with random brown and black spots rather than any kind of all over toasting.

>> No.12541478

I made parm the other night following the "dead chicken and old milk" webm.

>> No.12541629
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>> No.12541657

>smearing the oil and mayo all over the place unnecessarily
>one sandwich with 4 oz of cheese on it
This webm irritates me every time I see it.

>> No.12541672
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If only onions could be peeled this easily.

>> No.12541682

I refuse to believe this works

>> No.12541734
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>> No.12541785

It might with thick cloves like that. The last one looks like it split.

>> No.12541876


That's butter anon.

>> No.12541887

how was it?

>> No.12541926

That's some soft butter, then.

>> No.12541937

It's probably not any more effective than the traditional way and requires practice. In my opinion it looks like more of a pain in the ass.

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>> No.12542014
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i need one of these so bad today.

>> No.12542041

Josh Goyson laughsmiley laughsmiley laughsmiley

>> No.12542422

are you retarded? they get out after being cooked in oil with two delicious slices of white bread, homegrown onions and a ball of salt

>> No.12542756

Requesting those webm from that YouTube fat fuck who cooked disgusting food. Can't remember his name.

>> No.12542763

I believe it's margarine

>> No.12542810

honestly feel like the french fry goo is overkill but id still eat it

>> No.12542856

margarine isn't butter, bro.

>> No.12542862

haha, how does he get out?

>> No.12542880

I tried it too but it was nothing special. I like the egg sunny side up with runny yolk better if it's eaten with bread.

>> No.12542902
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>> No.12542943

Fine. Seems pretty obvious. I dont usually do the chicken in the cast iron for tjmhe oven, that was a bit nicer.

>> No.12543001

to bad he died. I used to go to his egg stand almost daily it wasnt anything much special but was cheep and filling

>> No.12543006

I can feel the alpha particles radiating off the guy with the whole fish

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>> No.12543014

Thank you senpai, now I have to puke

>> No.12543035

masaokis, how I forget

>> No.12543212

I keep trying this with varying attack angles and knives, but I've only ever been able to get it to work once or twice. Most of the time the clove either splits in two and stays attached, or the knife tip just gouges out a chunk.

>> No.12543248
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>> No.12543256

Who the fuck is on the right? I bet it's some philipino fuck

>> No.12543282

some kind of bug

>> No.12543298

Like this post if you're one of the few manchildren from your generation who eat REAL food!

>> No.12543310

>that autistic complete lack of coordination
Every single time. Fucking how is this even possible? He's like a child. It's not like he's doing slight of hand tricks, he's using basic silverware.

>> No.12543386

probobly from SEA, no self respecting Chinese, Japanese or Korean would eat such an odd much of food.

>> No.12543392

He's had multiple strokes.

>> No.12543394

it says Vietnamese coffee so I would wager its a Vietnamese

>> No.12543482

Yeah, probably from eating a ton of raw meat. It's his fault because he is just stupid.

>> No.12543501

Most powerful race in the world

>> No.12543505
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>> No.12543582

How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.12543770
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pfft what?

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>pulls out the slap chop

>> No.12543813


What's with the fucking zoom in on his eyes. He keeps making that expression every time it happens. Bad fucking touch, man.

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>> No.12544096

Probably won't work with a typical knife, you can see the thickness of the dull side in the webm, it's thick enough to prevent the clove from being split.

>> No.12544244

It looks like a pocket knife he is using.

>> No.12544270

"Soy"Latte. lol

>> No.12544990


Actually went there the last time this was posted. They're pretty good but you're not missing much.

>> No.12545541

I am in love with egg fort man.

>> No.12545566

Eggs are fucking delicious and based

>> No.12545576

my standard brownie recipe is pretty close to those brownies.
They always turn out pretty dank

>> No.12545580

Have sex.

>> No.12545582

someone make this

>> No.12545600

the contrast that thing makes is pretty good

>> No.12545616

haha I actually made this, and my friend made some "party cheese salad" as a bit of a fun get together a while back.. I had to replace the white onion with red, but otherwise it was all the same.

my thoughts.

> 1st mouthful, i can taste the beans, onion and mayo at the same time. no melding of flavors.
> for a hot moment the flavor combination of the raw onion and beans is alright, but the mayo ruins it.
> it.. just tastes like soppy, really wet, oniony baked beans with too much liquid and mayonnaise.

as for the party cheese salad, the best thing I could say is "it tastes as good as it looks"

took a photo of my concoction as well it's hiding somewhere i will post it

>> No.12545633

you sound mad, did someone assult you?

>> No.12545678
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based bartender poster

>> No.12545778

They use the eggzit

>> No.12545791

You sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?

>> No.12545814

All that faffing around and he doesn't even put some cracked black pepper on it.

>> No.12545995

In the book Good Omens (it is glanced over in the TV show) the Horseman Famine is a food magnate who produces food that has zero nutritional value.
This kind of reminds me of that.

>> No.12546006

I didn't know Japan invented mixing water with whiskey. Interesting.

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>> No.12546035

There's inventing and there's perfecting. Watering down distilled spirits was known for millennia, but it took a scientist like Mendeleev to develop the perfect ratio for a vodka.

>> No.12546040

The dude says "water-mix is a drinking style done only in Japan that whiskey companies thought up of to boost their sales"

>> No.12546045

And yet he nails it.

>> No.12546843

it's room temperature butter, dude has a huge kitchen, is it not realistic that maybe he has a butter bell too?

>> No.12546856

>100+ posts
>23 webmemes
>4 of them are the eggfaggot
kys niggers

>> No.12546944

>How do you eat this food?
What do they mean? It was all completely different dishes?

>> No.12547043

Life imitates art. He naturally opened his mouth for that foreign soy cock

>> No.12547216

Local man puts spicy meat, carbs, and beans into a burrito. More at 11.

>> No.12547288

>buzzfeed presents

>> No.12547315

Could this be made without that added bowl of sugar?
What would it taste like?
(would it even be worth bothering with it at all in that case?)

>> No.12547317

no wonder americans are fat as fuck.

>> No.12547515

i've tried this and it works like 60% of the time
still trying to figure out the technique

>> No.12547605
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You gotta cut around the center portion on the bottom first, but not that deeply.
Pic related

>> No.12547610

rent free

>> No.12547634

that makes sense, ia lways put my knife in the middle
the worst part about this is trying to remove the inner cloves, they all just come off

>> No.12547815

I can't tell whether the sugar is granulated or powdered.

>> No.12547824

Clearly granulated.

>> No.12547945

What a waste.

>> No.12548069

Is there anything an American can do that you won't obsess over?

>> No.12548079

Yeah. The glass in the middle spins so people can grab a bit for themselves.
Someone should have told the white people that it's like a potluck

>> No.12548111

It's the "white people thing Asians are all the same" side

>> No.12548519
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Thanks anon, I'll give it a go.

>> No.12548620

>file name

you dun fucked up op

>> No.12548835

Sugar is pretty important for brownies. I wouldn't bother if you aren't adding any honestly

>> No.12548874

what is it with indians and huge pots

>> No.12548879

It's distilled liquid arrogance.

>> No.12548884

yes it is, crazy that a chef would have access to soft quality butter huh

>> No.12548905

It's me

I eat those foods

and the foods on the left

i'm so fat please help me

>> No.12549040

Why doesn't anyone say anything instead of passive aggressively frowning at the camera?

>> No.12549059

Very good post

>> No.12549069


>> No.12549146

There's a fucking BILLION of them and they need to feed huge groups at once.

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>> No.12549451

>literally every western option is better

>> No.12549466

I get so triggered when people don't toast both sides of the bread. It makes the cheese melt faster when you do goddamnit.

>> No.12549467

*wondering how to get out*

>> No.12549478

Shrimp chips are awful and full of salt. Not that potato chips are any better but I'd rather eat neither.
Yakult is also ass. I eat coconut yogurt.
Chow mein is also ass. Spaghetti is also ass. They're both ass.
Southerners eat rice with a lot of shit. And Tabasco is also ass. Sriracha is ass too. They're both ass. BBQ is ass.

>> No.12549495


>> No.12549497

Never newfag. You weren't here when it actually did support webm's with sound but moot quickly got rid of it because supposedly it ate too much bandwidth which means higher server costs for a website that makes no money.

>> No.12549562

That looks like really good bread. Nice and fluffy. Probably too much butter but it seems like it'd taste nice.

>> No.12549569

That's a lot of work for such a sad looking bun. Fuck what a waste of a good burger.

>> No.12549622
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>> No.12549631

When her vagene and bobs are saggy

>> No.12549667

i dont get the purpose of this video

>> No.12549673

>white people

>> No.12549679

They're eating side dishes.

>> No.12549702
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>> No.12549719

How does he get in without breaking the eggs?

>> No.12549720

The fat dejected Chinese guy at the start is frustrated with his white coworkers for taking entire plates from the table when everything is meant to be shared. For context, look at the retard eating a whole fish near the end, and the unclaimed plate of seasoned capers (?) still on the lazy Susan. The Asian tik tok logo in the corner indicates that this was originally shared from one Chinese to other Chinese people to laugh at the greedy whites. Honestly they all do look like ignorant cunts when they're just slopping down entire trays of a single food. I feel bad, but not too bad, for the fat boy in mom glasses

>> No.12549721

>no onion no cilantro no salsa
I was waiting to see the ghost white hand that would pick up these tacos

>> No.12549723
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Too bad he passed due to muscle atrophy from living in a confined space encased in eggs.

>> No.12549724
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he can't get out until he cooks all the eggs but before he runs out of eggs, more eggs are delivered to his stand, this is his curse from a witch for using a toilet, he can't leave his egg stand

>> No.12549729
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do people expect foreigners to know how it works on their first visit? why not telling them how it works instead of letting them start eating it?

>> No.12549732

Since it's pretty evidently a bunch of white execs hanging out in Beijing or some other Chinese city, I'd expect these idiots to figure this shit out before showing up. I've never left the US, I'm Mexican, and even I figured this shit out

>> No.12549741
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maybe i just me, but i am the kind of person to teach others how things are done when they show having no clue what they are doing instead of filming them

>> No.12549743

Damn, thanks for demonstrating how much better you would have handled it by not being in the situation at all and just typing things you think are good. I think you're a really cool guy now

>> No.12549747
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okay beaner

>> No.12549756

An alinea repost, nice

>> No.12549769

Then the cheese makes the bread slices slide on top of each other and make the sanwich slippery inside, i mean it happens without toasting the inside so that would just make it worse.

>> No.12549777

It's not like Westerners are unfamiliar with the concept of serving themselves from plates in the centre. That's how most feasts work.

In reality they're making a little joke video for likes, which is the normalfag version of a (you).

>> No.12549780

you can tell this pretentious cunt is thinking "oh im such a good chef" when all he is doing is making a fucking grilled cheese sandwich...

>> No.12549785

>plating: the meal

>> No.12549786

I haven't seen this movie but yeah, I gather that's the entire point of the scene.

>> No.12549790

What is this I don't even

>> No.12549793

Perhaps webms could be made from this video

>> No.12549796

Fuck yes, I could never forget the steak

>> No.12549808


>> No.12549809

what the fuck is the point of the yoplait cup shape?
is it designed to be as ineffective as possible?
its an upside down cup with an inward facing lip

>> No.12549828

It's the fat fuck who directed iron man inserting himself into his own movies like he's done his entire career. Though, in this one he's a professional white chef who opens a latino food truck because Sofia Vergara (who wants to fuck him) and John leguizamo (works for scale)
gives him the brown thumbs up. He's now leveraged this hack stunt "movie" into a Netflix series. Plenty of content for you to enjoy

>> No.12549849

I can tell you're a shit cook if you think making a grilled cheese is something to just half-ass

>> No.12549852

Its to catch squirrels

>> No.12549988

>t. Jon Favreau

>> No.12550000

Coconut yogurt sounds delicious how do you get it?

>> No.12550004

Back to YouTube

>> No.12550081

It's next to the normal yogurt at the supermarket.

>> No.12550127

Why do meme recipes videos always have these repulsive giant globs of melted cheese being vomited out of whatever unholy monstrosity they summoned?

>> No.12550132

Do they fuck?

>> No.12550219

Looks really good
"that is sisty dorra pris sir"

>> No.12550293

>wake me up

>> No.12550452

Blue cheese is a shitty ingredient because it domiates every other flavour.

>> No.12550454

>before you go-go

>> No.12550464

Oh look, it's the drink the guy in front of me orders when I want to buy a beer.

>> No.12550465

Your bartender takes longer to pour whiskey and water than it takes to pull a beer?

>> No.12550474

He's using a pocket knife I think that's his secret

>> No.12550477

You guys leave the house?

>> No.12550479

How DOES he get out???

>> No.12550481

pretentious white peypo

>> No.12550519

>koreans and japs do this to mexican food
>mexicans pulls this shit
>wow look how crazy and innovative this is :)

>> No.12550523

he's only allowed to leave when the eggs are all gone

>> No.12550524

Can we just take this to the next level and put it in the blender already geez

>> No.12550544

Try that

>> No.12550590

Asian culture is not big on confrontation. Pretty much on the opposite spectrum compared to Americans, where confrontation is the expected norm.

t. International business graduate who had to learn all this shit

>> No.12550600

Chef John is a nigger and a hack

>> No.12550754

>This turd is on fiiiiiiiiiire!!!

>> No.12550834
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>> No.12550836

Take it easy with that n word. It's very rude.

>> No.12550911

Found the melanin enriched anon

>> No.12550924

>the way he spins the bread around like he's a DJ on the turntables
Fills me with rage every time.

>> No.12550938

Do you have a dislike for dj's?

>> No.12550947

you're a retard

>> No.12550970

The beta male has no choice but to open his mouth at sight of a superior male. It is proven that genetically this action is caused by a lack of ability to defend one’s self, thereby showing the aggressor that they are not a threat.

>> No.12550973

But in primates an open mouth is a sign of aggression.

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>> No.12551390

wtf that's way too cute
I didn't come here to like cute things
I came here to make autistic comments about a guy in an egg fort

>> No.12551438

Upboots kind gentlesir!

>> No.12551456

why does no one ever post the longer version of this webm? its way funnier with the egg virgin

>> No.12551657

I mean, I eat every single one of the things in this clip. Along with every other kind of food I care to try. I guess being white is just plain awesome.

>> No.12551815

>I guess being fat

>> No.12551830

>tabasco vs sriracha
>both american made products

>> No.12551850

>Wtf someone is having fun while im a rigid cunt in my little box

literally 4chan in a nutshell.

>> No.12551878

He looks skilled but that is just a plain omelette , wish he would add something extra to it

>> No.12551890

You desecrate the sancticity of mayonnaise

>> No.12551927

I want a pastry chef gf

right the fuck now

>> No.12551933

>Bug people angry whitey not share

>> No.12552020

Wide variety in meal selection is not akin to larger quantities or higher frequency of meals, retard.

Point is that the Asian fuckwit on the right side can take pride in dead men's accomplishments all he likes, but it will buy him no exclusivity. Ideas do not belong to a race or nation. Culture can be good or bad, but never some secret little club like some morons seem to think.

>> No.12552079

>I guess being white is just plain awesome
>Ideas do not belong to a race or nation.

>> No.12552082

you sound mad, man, did you get hurt by food?

>> No.12552110

I have a very normie-tier job and I haven't encountered a single person in my life who thinks shit like this is cool.

>> No.12552130

This is a royal chef, he cuts the corners off because serving royals anything with corners is apparently a threat of assassination.

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>> No.12552153

>no cheese
shit taste

>> No.12552155
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>> No.12552183

>tomato soup is literally just ketchup
fucking gooks

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>> No.12552214

All of these look like fucking garbage that they got from the cheapest takeouts in the city.

>> No.12552223

Call me an autistic babby but I never know how to eat chicken and other meats with bones in that are served on top of pasta. Do I take the meat off the bones, remove the bones, then mix with the pasta and eat? Do I just take a bite of chicken and a piece of pasta together?

>> No.12552225

Generally when it's served that way the chicken has been cooked for long enough that it's not much work to get it off the bones. Cut/pull off a piece of chicken with your fork, eat it with some pasta, push the bones to the side of the plate. Don't overthink it.

>> No.12552227

heh do what you want but what I would do is eat the meat separate if its bone-in meat.

>> No.12552253

No way this works, this is like that nigger who ate a pineapple by breaking off the segments

>> No.12552266

Informative and entertaining

>> No.12552270
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>touching my food with his filthy brown hands

no thank you

>> No.12552278
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>> No.12552294
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>> No.12552297
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Dude at least post the other option as well

>> No.12552303
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first time seeing this, thanks

>> No.12552312

>marinate 20 minutes

I know it's a joke recipe but why even bother

>> No.12552317
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made it the other week and it was pretty good.

This one however, might be a joke. A cruel one at least

>> No.12552323
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That's a brunch novelty that you make once for your gay friends and then never again.

>> No.12552324

what a fucking low t faggot gordon is

>> No.12552335

>cocktail frank
it's cocktail WEENIE, faggot.

>> No.12552344

its just family sized

>> No.12552346
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rude. correct, but really rude.

>> No.12552389
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Bukkake deserts

>> No.12552395
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>> No.12552397

stop it

>> No.12552410

>this shit "hack" again
haven't we been through this enough?

>> No.12552412

try stevia? theres that half stevia/sugar for baking

>> No.12552416
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>> No.12552427

>ohgawd. how turrible. oh the humanity

it just werks. don't argue with it. this stuff will have strippers sucking your dick like its going out of fashion.
Ramsay's just trying to make it look bad because he's on some kind of moral crusade.


>> No.12552430

Yeah but it's not oil or mayo neither. Are you actually that retarded that you can't follow a simple thread on 4channel?

>> No.12552432

is that a dare?

>> No.12552459


>> No.12552484
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>> No.12552492
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Margarine is for people who aren't trying hard enough

>> No.12552507

take it and shove it directly up your ass. shit. eat it how ever the fuck you want. its your meal. enjoy it

>> No.12552519

Nice salad I guess

>> No.12552523

>preserve them in oil
Nice try, botulism.

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>> No.12552562


>> No.12552564

Aaahhh, good ol' anglo cakes.
Terrible spongy dough, but they glitter your eyesight with sugar constructions to make you think the cake isn't shit...
Learn to bake, for fuck's sake.

>> No.12552592

who the fuck names their kid Chip

>> No.12552622

best pizza i have ever seen, gordon is a faggit

>> No.12552757

You sure spend a lot of time thinking about us, anon

>> No.12552783

whats the source of the guy on the right?

>> No.12552818

Bullshit, a filesize limit is a filesize limit. A 3 MB webm with sound will take up the exact same bandwidth as a 3 MB mute webm.

>> No.12552829

bad ratio of injera to protein and veg but looks good

>> No.12552835
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>> No.12552844

i am unbelievably angry after watching this

>> No.12552858
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This is how you do it properly

>> No.12552925


I'd imagine that the cartels have more innovative industrial machines for this kind of stuff? this shit seems ineffective as hell.

>> No.12553011

why does he put the pot of eggs on the fire after?

>> No.12553147

Watching this thread made me realize something.
When I see clips of street fold being made in Mexico or India for example, I'm disgusted because everything looks so fucking unhygienic and it dosen't make me hungry no matter how good it might taste. Same thing when I see some faggot dapping sauce on a plate with a tiny amount of food in it arranged to autistic perfection, no matter how good it might taste it simply does not look appealing.

>> No.12553173

Yumm. Mushy apple with cum

>> No.12553209

>buzz feed video showing how super epic and quirky growing up with Asian food somehow turns out to be slightly racist
>"Haha I use chopsticks to eat everything XD"
>"Haha, hey guys I use Sriracha as a condiment because I'm ASIAN, I'm such an ASIAN that I love eating ASIAN FOOD!"
>"Haha hey guys look at all these dishes that all Asians eat guys! We only eat mocha and drink Boba for desert!"
>"Haha, hey guys look at all this stereotypical asian food that literally everyone knows about and is basically everywhere, I'm just so ASIAN!!!"
Guaranteed this was made by some "woke" chick who thinks that because she eats white rice with chopsticks and soy sauce that she's "just so accepting of other cultures food" but will refuse to even try chicken feet or tripe, or even pork blood in their soup.

>> No.12553215

Just hyphenated Americans things

>> No.12553240

>last night I bond burger your sister

>> No.12553245
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>> No.12553288

It's for white people from bumfuck nowhere suburbia so they can feel cool and cultured for being from a town with more minivans than minorities but still liking sushi and Panda Express.

>> No.12553450

It is and this is for show. If they did all that work for that small amount of coke they'd never make any money even if that guy was slave labor.

>> No.12554078

>defending chef
>reddit spacing
Checks out

>> No.12554191

are u kidn me

>> No.12554195

100% cream, just the way my wife likes it

>> No.12554246
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>> No.12554475

Wait, this is actually good.

>> No.12554493

Because cheese tastes good, and if you can't cook well covering something in cheese is a shortcut to flavor.
Also covering something in cheese is a meme of sorts in recipe videos/gifs.

>> No.12554508

Honestly a mess of a recipe.

>> No.12554547

I suppose if you are going vegetarian this is a good way to do it. Interesting flavor profile overall, could be good.

>> No.12554553

How is this gonna taste like butter?
Its better than margarine by a mile, but its not gonna be like butter all that much.

>> No.12554564
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All this effort for a fucking french fry sandwich?

>> No.12554600

I don't understand this meme. The eggs aren't going anywhere.

>> No.12554613

hamburger sandwiches get me into the bone zone.

>> No.12554653

>tfw was going to go see the Korean Egg queen but it's a 4 hour round trip and I missed her the first time I went to Seoul.

I just can't... Be blessed

>> No.12554891

Ur a weenie

>> No.12554894

Cinnabun more like jizzabun

>> No.12554943

More like cinnacum

>> No.12554955

These posts were typed by fat hands.

>> No.12554989

Na they do that at every small grow operation daily and aggregate the products at central locations. That costs them nothing to produce and the wholesale price is ultra high in the United States.

>> No.12555026


I didn't post it, but just so you know, the salsa in that video is actually excellent.

>> No.12555066
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>> No.12555091

why doesn't she add more lime juice? sure she could FUCKING DROWN THE THING IN IT at this point

>> No.12555093
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>> No.12555099

Hi, newfag.....

>> No.12555105

>fatty not even phased by the watermelons

10/10 unit

>> No.12555117

webm doesn't work, stops at 29s, reupload?

>> No.12555128

Isn't Vietnam in Philippines?

>> No.12555157

what the fuck is going on

>> No.12555194

How do you cut chicken that easily? Is he using japanese samurai knife?

>> No.12555292

5000 cal

>> No.12555358


You'd go to the effort of reserving one of the dozen or so seats at one of the world's top cocktail bars, struggle through finding the place on the tenth floor of some unsigned nondescript block in some random part of Tokyo, and then order a beer?

>> No.12555445


>marinate 20 minutes
>I know it's a joke recipe but why even bother

As far as I know repeated studies have proven that marinades don't actually penetrate the meat any further after the first 20-30 minutes. In order to go deeper than the surface you have to be doing something like brining.

>> No.12555647

And then proceed to complain loudly about "Check this fag out with his gay ass drank Hurry up real men drink beer why are there no peanuts"

>> No.12555914

>aMEriCaNs hAvE nO CUltUrE

>> No.12555927

Looks like literal shit on rice

>> No.12555970

Everyone here is butthurt 24/7

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>> No.12556242

Yeah I figured. Oh well.
Thanks, I'll look into it.

>> No.12556247

you sound mad, did someone force a hot dog into you recently?

>> No.12556265
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>> No.12556491

Just someone eating dinner, why are you asking?

>> No.12556574
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>chorizo in paella

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>> No.12556752

>spaniards pronounce this post "show-ree-thhh-oh pie-ayy-ah

>> No.12556759

>Spanish people pronounce the Spanish words like people who speak Spanish

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