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>just made an egg sandwich exactly like in this webm>it was deliciousHas any /ck/ meme inspired your IRL cooking?webm thread
>>12540844How do the eggs get out?
>>12540844Well obviously it was. You were remaking an egg sandwich made by the eggking himself, was there ever any doubt?
>>12540860You sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?
>>12540871Well yes but that's not itI'm just trying to fit in by talking about the egg man.
>>12540848>>12540860>>12540871>>12540889bros... we need more webms. the egg king webm is the only one i have. you need to carry the torch now
I'm both being serious and facetious about my interest in this eggking (EK), who is the ruler of eg and how does he get out.
Goddmant, hindus are truly subhuman trash, fuckig hell. Look this niggers eating with there ber hand, and that low quality stall that dude work, wtf?
>>12540894Do you have that one from that movie where he makes a grilled cheese in an exceptionally elaborate fashion
>>12541064> that will be 500 dollars plus tip, please.
>>12541064When will 4chan support sound site wide? We have to have silent film title cards over here.
>>12541081It'll be kinda a fucker if and when it happens, I don't remember the source for 90% of these, so it'd be a hassle trying to add audio back.
>>12541088what's in the spray bottle?
>>12541093then will begin the days of discrimination against silent videos
>>12541095Some sort of vinegar I think.
>>12541005For what purpose did he open his mouth like that? He even chose to do it himself, not by impulse.
>>12541118Outside the bubble of 4chan the soyface is a "cool" thing to do
>>12541067I don't get it? Are they supposed to be sharing it?
>>12541154yeah it's family style, they are suppose to leave the dishes in the center and spin it when they want something
>>12541118So he can make a funny social media tweet about how his soul is trapped inside and screaming
>>12541105The layer of butter is thicker than the bread
>>12541098More of a bandwidth issue than anything, remember back when ogg files were used?
Once I was riding the subway at 1am and saw a homeless guy making toast with a lighter and piece of bread
>>12541118You know why
>>12540844Did this as well after the video. Electric burner unfortunately so time to cook is much longer. I've since altered it a bit to use butter to cook it it and opt for a splash of ketchup. This also inspired me to start making Grandmas Toast.
>>12541064>experimented with water as a key ingredientjfc this is literally like that simpsons joke>"the secret ingredient is salt!"
The woman at the start seems to have the smallest portion. Is it just sauce she has or something?
>>12541165that webm is hilarious knowing that>>12541196that sounds like a pretty good idea. probablyl take a long time though
>>12541388It didn't look like a good idea. It ended up with random brown and black spots rather than any kind of all over toasting.
I made parm the other night following the "dead chicken and old milk" webm.
>>12541027>smearing the oil and mayo all over the place unnecessarily>one sandwich with 4 oz of cheese on itThis webm irritates me every time I see it.
If only onions could be peeled this easily.
>>12541672I refuse to believe this works
>>12541682It might with thick cloves like that. The last one looks like it split.
>>12541657That's butter anon.
>>12541478how was it?
>>12541876That's some soft butter, then.
>>12541682It's probably not any more effective than the traditional way and requires practice. In my opinion it looks like more of a pain in the ass.
i need one of these so bad today.
>>12542014Josh Goyson laughsmiley laughsmiley laughsmiley
>>12540848are you retarded? they get out after being cooked in oil with two delicious slices of white bread, homegrown onions and a ball of salt
>>12540844Requesting those webm from that YouTube fat fuck who cooked disgusting food. Can't remember his name.
>>12541926I believe it's margarine
>>12542005honestly feel like the french fry goo is overkill but id still eat it
>>12542763margarine isn't butter, bro.
>>12540844haha, how does he get out?
>>12540844I tried it too but it was nothing special. I like the egg sunny side up with runny yolk better if it's eaten with bread.
>>12541887Fine. Seems pretty obvious. I dont usually do the chicken in the cast iron for tjmhe oven, that was a bit nicer.
>>12540844to bad he died. I used to go to his egg stand almost daily it wasnt anything much special but was cheep and filling
>>12541067I can feel the alpha particles radiating off the guy with the whole fish
>>12542902Thank you senpai, now I have to puke
>>12541068masaokis, how I forget
>>12541672I keep trying this with varying attack angles and knives, but I've only ever been able to get it to work once or twice. Most of the time the clove either splits in two and stays attached, or the knife tip just gouges out a chunk.
>>12543248Who the fuck is on the right? I bet it's some philipino fuck
>>12543256some kind of bug
>>12543248Like this post if you're one of the few manchildren from your generation who eat REAL food!
>>12542902>that autistic complete lack of coordinationEvery single time. Fucking how is this even possible? He's like a child. It's not like he's doing slight of hand tricks, he's using basic silverware.
>>12543256probobly from SEA, no self respecting Chinese, Japanese or Korean would eat such an odd much of food.
>>12543310He's had multiple strokes.
>>12543256>>12543386it says Vietnamese coffee so I would wager its a Vietnamese
>>12543392Yeah, probably from eating a ton of raw meat. It's his fault because he is just stupid.
>>12543248Most powerful race in the world
>>12540844How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?
>>12542902>pulls out the slap chop
>>12543792What's with the fucking zoom in on his eyes. He keeps making that expression every time it happens. Bad fucking touch, man.
>>12543212Probably won't work with a typical knife, you can see the thickness of the dull side in the webm, it's thick enough to prevent the clove from being split.
>>12544096It looks like a pocket knife he is using.
>>12542014Actually went there the last time this was posted. They're pretty good but you're not missing much.
>>12540844I am in love with egg fort man.
>>12540844Eggs are fucking delicious and based
>>12544031my standard brownie recipe is pretty close to those brownies. They always turn out pretty dank
>>12542902someone make this
>>12541005the contrast that thing makes is pretty good
>>12545582haha I actually made this, and my friend made some "party cheese salad" as a bit of a fun get together a while back.. I had to replace the white onion with red, but otherwise it was all the same.my thoughts.> 1st mouthful, i can taste the beans, onion and mayo at the same time. no melding of flavors.> for a hot moment the flavor combination of the raw onion and beans is alright, but the mayo ruins it. > it.. just tastes like soppy, really wet, oniony baked beans with too much liquid and mayonnaise.as for the party cheese salad, the best thing I could say is "it tastes as good as it looks"took a photo of my concoction as well it's hiding somewhere i will post it
>>12545580you sound mad, did someone assult you?
>>12543505based bartender poster
>>12540848They use the eggzit
>>12545633You sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?
>>12541027All that faffing around and he doesn't even put some cracked black pepper on it.
>>12541064In the book Good Omens (it is glanced over in the TV show) the Horseman Famine is a food magnate who produces food that has zero nutritional value.This kind of reminds me of that.
>>12543505I didn't know Japan invented mixing water with whiskey. Interesting.
>>12546006There's inventing and there's perfecting. Watering down distilled spirits was known for millennia, but it took a scientist like Mendeleev to develop the perfect ratio for a vodka.
>>12546035The dude says "water-mix is a drinking style done only in Japan that whiskey companies thought up of to boost their sales"
>>12546040And yet he nails it.
>>12541926it's room temperature butter, dude has a huge kitchen, is it not realistic that maybe he has a butter bell too?
>100+ posts>23 webmemes>4 of them are the eggfaggotkys niggers
>>12543248>How do you eat this food?What do they mean? It was all completely different dishes?
>>12541005Life imitates art. He naturally opened his mouth for that foreign soy cock
>>12542014Local man puts spicy meat, carbs, and beans into a burrito. More at 11.
>>12544031>>12545576Could this be made without that added bowl of sugar?What would it taste like? (would it even be worth bothering with it at all in that case?)
>>12541027no wonder americans are fat as fuck.
>>12541672i've tried this and it works like 60% of the timestill trying to figure out the technique
>>12543212>>12547515You gotta cut around the center portion on the bottom first, but not that deeply.Pic related
>>12547605that makes sense, ia lways put my knife in the middlethe worst part about this is trying to remove the inner cloves, they all just come off
>>12544031I can't tell whether the sugar is granulated or powdered.
>>12541629What a waste.
>>12547317Is there anything an American can do that you won't obsess over?
>>12541154Yeah. The glass in the middle spins so people can grab a bit for themselves. Someone should have told the white people that it's like a potluck
>>12543256It's the "white people thing Asians are all the same" side
>>12547605Thanks anon, I'll give it a go.
>>12540844>file nameyou dun fucked up op
>>12547315Sugar is pretty important for brownies. I wouldn't bother if you aren't adding any honestly
>>12541093what is it with indians and huge pots
>>12541095It's distilled liquid arrogance.
>>12541926yes it is, crazy that a chef would have access to soft quality butter huh
>>12543256It's meI eat those foodsand the foods on the lefti'm so fat please help me
>>12541165Why doesn't anyone say anything instead of passive aggressively frowning at the camera?
>>12545778Very good post
>>12548874There's a fucking BILLION of them and they need to feed huge groups at once.
>>12543248>literally every western option is better
>>12541027I get so triggered when people don't toast both sides of the bread. It makes the cheese melt faster when you do goddamnit.
>>12549196*wondering how to get out*
>>12543248Shrimp chips are awful and full of salt. Not that potato chips are any better but I'd rather eat neither. Yakult is also ass. I eat coconut yogurt. Chow mein is also ass. Spaghetti is also ass. They're both ass. Southerners eat rice with a lot of shit. And Tabasco is also ass. Sriracha is ass too. They're both ass. BBQ is ass.
>>12541081Never newfag. You weren't here when it actually did support webm's with sound but moot quickly got rid of it because supposedly it ate too much bandwidth which means higher server costs for a website that makes no money.
>>12541105That looks like really good bread. Nice and fluffy. Probably too much butter but it seems like it'd taste nice.
>>12541629That's a lot of work for such a sad looking bun. Fuck what a waste of a good burger.
>>12549196When her vagene and bobs are saggy
>>12541067i dont get the purpose of this video
>>12549667They're eating side dishes.
>>12541734How does he get in without breaking the eggs?
>>12549667The fat dejected Chinese guy at the start is frustrated with his white coworkers for taking entire plates from the table when everything is meant to be shared. For context, look at the retard eating a whole fish near the end, and the unclaimed plate of seasoned capers (?) still on the lazy Susan. The Asian tik tok logo in the corner indicates that this was originally shared from one Chinese to other Chinese people to laugh at the greedy whites. Honestly they all do look like ignorant cunts when they're just slopping down entire trays of a single food. I feel bad, but not too bad, for the fat boy in mom glasses
>>12549718>no onion no cilantro no salsaI was waiting to see the ghost white hand that would pick up these tacos
>>12540844Too bad he passed due to muscle atrophy from living in a confined space encased in eggs.
>>12549719he can't get out until he cooks all the eggs but before he runs out of eggs, more eggs are delivered to his stand, this is his curse from a witch for using a toilet, he can't leave his egg stand
>>12549720do people expect foreigners to know how it works on their first visit? why not telling them how it works instead of letting them start eating it?
>>12549729Since it's pretty evidently a bunch of white execs hanging out in Beijing or some other Chinese city, I'd expect these idiots to figure this shit out before showing up. I've never left the US, I'm Mexican, and even I figured this shit out
>>12549732maybe i just me, but i am the kind of person to teach others how things are done when they show having no clue what they are doing instead of filming them
>>12549741Damn, thanks for demonstrating how much better you would have handled it by not being in the situation at all and just typing things you think are good. I think you're a really cool guy now
>>12549747An alinea repost, nice
>>12549466Then the cheese makes the bread slices slide on top of each other and make the sanwich slippery inside, i mean it happens without toasting the inside so that would just make it worse.
>>12549729It's not like Westerners are unfamiliar with the concept of serving themselves from plates in the centre. That's how most feasts work.In reality they're making a little joke video for likes, which is the normalfag version of a (you).
>>12541027you can tell this pretentious cunt is thinking "oh im such a good chef" when all he is doing is making a fucking grilled cheese sandwich...
>>12549747>plating: the meal
>>12549780I haven't seen this movie but yeah, I gather that's the entire point of the scene.
>>12545778What is this I don't even
Perhaps webms could be made from this videohttps://youtu.be/3hq0rfkQvk4
>>12541068Fuck yes, I could never forget the steak
>>12543248what the fuck is the point of the yoplait cup shape?is it designed to be as ineffective as possible?its an upside down cup with an inward facing lip
>>12549780It's the fat fuck who directed iron man inserting himself into his own movies like he's done his entire career. Though, in this one he's a professional white chef who opens a latino food truck because Sofia Vergara (who wants to fuck him) and John leguizamo (works for scale) gives him the brown thumbs up. He's now leveraged this hack stunt "movie" into a Netflix series. Plenty of content for you to enjoy
>>12549780I can tell you're a shit cook if you think making a grilled cheese is something to just half-ass
>>12549809Its to catch squirrels
>>12549849>t. Jon Favreau
>>12549478Coconut yogurt sounds delicious how do you get it?
>>12541081Back to YouTube
>>12550000It's next to the normal yogurt at the supermarket.
Why do meme recipes videos always have these repulsive giant globs of melted cheese being vomited out of whatever unholy monstrosity they summoned?
>>12543505Do they fuck?
>>12543792Looks really good"that is sisty dorra pris sir"
>>12549702>wake me up
>>12541629Blue cheese is a shitty ingredient because it domiates every other flavour.
>>12550293>before you go-go
>>12543792Oh look, it's the drink the guy in front of me orders when I want to buy a beer.
>>12550464Your bartender takes longer to pour whiskey and water than it takes to pull a beer?
>>12541672He's using a pocket knife I think that's his secret
>>12550464>>12550465You guys leave the house?
>>12540918How DOES he get out???
>>12549747pretentious white peypo
>>12542014>koreans and japs do this to mexican food>ATROCITY, HOW DARE THEY VIOLATE OUR SACRED RECIPES>mexicans pulls this shit>wow look how crazy and innovative this is :)
>>12550479he's only allowed to leave when the eggs are all gone
>>12542014Can we just take this to the next level and put it in the blender already geez
>>12549040Asian culture is not big on confrontation. Pretty much on the opposite spectrum compared to Americans, where confrontation is the expected norm.t. International business graduate who had to learn all this shit
>>12541629Chef John is a nigger and a hack
>>12541068>This turd is on fiiiiiiiiiire!!!
>>12550600Take it easy with that n word. It's very rude.
>>12550836Found the melanin enriched anon
>>12541027>the way he spins the bread around like he's a DJ on the turntables Fills me with rage every time.
>>12550924Do you have a dislike for dj's?
>>12549466you're a retard
>>12541005The beta male has no choice but to open his mouth at sight of a superior male. It is proven that genetically this action is caused by a lack of ability to defend one’s self, thereby showing the aggressor that they are not a threat.
>>12550970But in primates an open mouth is a sign of aggression.
>>12549622wtf that's way too cuteI didn't come here to like cute thingsI came here to make autistic comments about a guy in an egg fort
>>12545778Upboots kind gentlesir!
>>12540844why does no one ever post the longer version of this webm? its way funnier with the egg virgin
>>12543248I mean, I eat every single one of the things in this clip. Along with every other kind of food I care to try. I guess being white is just plain awesome.
>>12551657>I guess being fat
>>12543248>tabasco vs sriracha>both american made products
>>12550924>Wtf someone is having fun while im a rigid cunt in my little boxliterally 4chan in a nutshell.
>>12540844He looks skilled but that is just a plain omelette , wish he would add something extra to it
>>12542902You desecrate the sancticity of mayonnaise
>>12549622I want a pastry chef gfright the fuck now
>>12549720>Bug people angry whitey not share
>>12551815Wide variety in meal selection is not akin to larger quantities or higher frequency of meals, retard. Point is that the Asian fuckwit on the right side can take pride in dead men's accomplishments all he likes, but it will buy him no exclusivity. Ideas do not belong to a race or nation. Culture can be good or bad, but never some secret little club like some morons seem to think.
>>12552020>I guess being white is just plain awesome>Ideas do not belong to a race or nation.
>>12552020you sound mad, man, did you get hurt by food?
>>12541123I have a very normie-tier job and I haven't encountered a single person in my life who thinks shit like this is cool.
>>12541105This is a royal chef, he cuts the corners off because serving royals anything with corners is apparently a threat of assassination.
>>12540844>no cheeseshit taste
>>12543248>tomato soup is literally just ketchupfucking gooks
>>12543248All of these look like fucking garbage that they got from the cheapest takeouts in the city.
>>12552145Call me an autistic babby but I never know how to eat chicken and other meats with bones in that are served on top of pasta. Do I take the meat off the bones, remove the bones, then mix with the pasta and eat? Do I just take a bite of chicken and a piece of pasta together?
>>12552223Generally when it's served that way the chicken has been cooked for long enough that it's not much work to get it off the bones. Cut/pull off a piece of chicken with your fork, eat it with some pasta, push the bones to the side of the plate. Don't overthink it.
>>12552223heh do what you want but what I would do is eat the meat separate if its bone-in meat.
>>12541672No way this works, this is like that nigger who ate a pineapple by breaking off the segments
>>12543505Informative and entertaining
>>12549718>touching my food with his filthy brown handsno thank you
>>12552278>>12552278Dude at least post the other option as well
>>12552297first time seeing this, thanks
>>12552303>marinate 20 minutesI know it's a joke recipe but why even bother
>>12552312made it the other week and it was pretty good.This one however, might be a joke. A cruel one at least
>>12552317That's a brunch novelty that you make once for your gay friends and then never again.
>>12550834what a fucking low t faggot gordon is
>>12552323>cocktail frankit's cocktail WEENIE, faggot.
>>12548874>>12549146its just family sized
>>12552335rude. correct, but really rude.
>>12550544>this shit "hack" againhaven't we been through this enough?
>>12547315try stevia? theres that half stevia/sugar for baking
>>12552346>ohgawd. how turrible. oh the humanityit just werks. don't argue with it. this stuff will have strippers sucking your dick like its going out of fashion. Ramsay's just trying to make it look bad because he's on some kind of moral crusade.FAKE NEWS
>>12542856Yeah but it's not oil or mayo neither. Are you actually that retarded that you can't follow a simple thread on 4channel?
>>12552397is that a dare?
Margarine is for people who aren't trying hard enough
>>12552223take it and shove it directly up your ass. shit. eat it how ever the fuck you want. its your meal. enjoy it
>>12552484Nice salad I guess
>>12550544>preserve them in oilNice try, botulism.
>>12549622Aaahhh, good ol' anglo cakes.Terrible spongy dough, but they glitter your eyesight with sugar constructions to make you think the cake isn't shit...Learn to bake, for fuck's sake.
>>12552554who the fuck names their kid Chip
>>12550834best pizza i have ever seen, gordon is a faggit
>>12552564You sure spend a lot of time thinking about us, anon
>>12552294whats the source of the guy on the right?
>>12549497Bullshit, a filesize limit is a filesize limit. A 3 MB webm with sound will take up the exact same bandwidth as a 3 MB mute webm.
>>12552416bad ratio of injera to protein and veg but looks good
>>12552554i am unbelievably angry after watching this
>>12541005This is how you do it properly
>>12552346I'd imagine that the cartels have more innovative industrial machines for this kind of stuff? this shit seems ineffective as hell.
>>12540844why does he put the pot of eggs on the fire after?
Watching this thread made me realize something.When I see clips of street fold being made in Mexico or India for example, I'm disgusted because everything looks so fucking unhygienic and it dosen't make me hungry no matter how good it might taste. Same thing when I see some faggot dapping sauce on a plate with a tiny amount of food in it arranged to autistic perfection, no matter how good it might taste it simply does not look appealing.>>12541093>>12541088
>>12552389Yumm. Mushy apple with cum
>>12543248>buzz feed video showing how super epic and quirky growing up with Asian food somehow turns out to be slightly racist>"Haha I use chopsticks to eat everything XD">"Haha, hey guys I use Sriracha as a condiment because I'm ASIAN, I'm such an ASIAN that I love eating ASIAN FOOD!">"Haha hey guys look at all these dishes that all Asians eat guys! We only eat mocha and drink Boba for desert!">"Haha, hey guys look at all this stereotypical asian food that literally everyone knows about and is basically everywhere, I'm just so ASIAN!!!"Guaranteed this was made by some "woke" chick who thinks that because she eats white rice with chopsticks and soy sauce that she's "just so accepting of other cultures food" but will refuse to even try chicken feet or tripe, or even pork blood in their soup.
>>12553209Just hyphenated Americans things
>>12552858>last night I bond burger your sister
>>12553209It's for white people from bumfuck nowhere suburbia so they can feel cool and cultured for being from a town with more minivans than minorities but still liking sushi and Panda Express.
>>12552925It is and this is for show. If they did all that work for that small amount of coke they'd never make any money even if that guy was slave labor.
>>12551850>defending chef >reddit spacing >butthurt Checks out
>>12552416>shiro>gomen>asaare u kidn me
>>12552858100% cream, just the way my wife likes it
>>12549622Wait, this is actually good.
>>12550127Because cheese tastes good, and if you can't cook well covering something in cheese is a shortcut to flavor.Also covering something in cheese is a meme of sorts in recipe videos/gifs.
>>12552186Honestly a mess of a recipe.
>>12552484I suppose if you are going vegetarian this is a good way to do it. Interesting flavor profile overall, could be good.
>>12552492How is this gonna taste like butter?Its better than margarine by a mile, but its not gonna be like butter all that much.
>>12552554All this effort for a fucking french fry sandwich?
>>12540848I don't understand this meme. The eggs aren't going anywhere.
>>12554564hamburger sandwiches get me into the bone zone.
>tfw was going to go see the Korean Egg queen but it's a 4 hour round trip and I missed her the first time I went to Seoul. I just can't... Be blessed
>>12552335Ur a weenie
>>12552389Cinnabun more like jizzabun
>>12554894More like cinnacum
>>12552324>>12552622These posts were typed by fat hands.
>>12553450Na they do that at every small grow operation daily and aggregate the products at central locations. That costs them nothing to produce and the wholesale price is ultra high in the United States.
>>12552397I didn't post it, but just so you know, the salsa in that video is actually excellent.
>>12552484why doesn't she add more lime juice? sure she could FUCKING DROWN THE THING IN IT at this point
>>12555066>fatty not even phased by the watermelons10/10 unit
>>12549702webm doesn't work, stops at 29s, reupload?
>>12543394Isn't Vietnam in Philippines?
>>12555066what the fuck is going on
>>12552145How do you cut chicken that easily? Is he using japanese samurai knife?
>>12550464You'd go to the effort of reserving one of the dozen or so seats at one of the world's top cocktail bars, struggle through finding the place on the tenth floor of some unsigned nondescript block in some random part of Tokyo, and then order a beer?
>>12552312>marinate 20 minutes>I know it's a joke recipe but why even botherAs far as I know repeated studies have proven that marinades don't actually penetrate the meat any further after the first 20-30 minutes. In order to go deeper than the surface you have to be doing something like brining.
>>12555358And then proceed to complain loudly about "Check this fag out with his gay ass drank Hurry up real men drink beer why are there no peanuts"
>>12555066>aMEriCaNs hAvE nO CUltUrE
>>12552155Looks like literal shit on rice
>>12554078Everyone here is butthurt 24/7
>>12548835Yeah I figured. Oh well.>>12552412Thanks, I'll look into it.
>>12555970you sound mad, did someone force a hot dog into you recently?
>>12552783Just someone eating dinner, why are you asking?
>>12556265>chorizo in paella
>>12556574>spaniards pronounce this post "show-ree-thhh-oh pie-ayy-ah
>>12556752>Spanish people pronounce the Spanish words like people who speak Spanish