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Visiting the US right now, bought some snacks earlier and things aren't good. Your Coca-cola tastes strange, your chocolate tastes like musty vomit and 'Twizzlers' taste like plastic. Do you guys actually enjoy this stuff? I'm confused.

>> No.12538239

no

>> No.12538252

>>12538231
wait until you try the cheese

>> No.12538258

>>12538231
>not enjoying the authentic hersheys chocolate from hershey PA

>> No.12538283

>>12538258
Growing up on British Cadbury's Dairy Milk, this Hershey stuff tastes nothing like chocolate. Tootsie Roll was okay though, chewy chocolate, never had anything quite like it before.

>> No.12538285

>>12538231
Candy is for children, so no, we adult Americans do not enjoy this stuff.

>> No.12538290

>>12538285
I'm here for six more days, got a 7-11 and CVS right outside, recommend me some stuff

>> No.12538294

Wait till you try the bread.

>> No.12538296

>>12538231
Have you eaten those things before so you know what to compare it to? Since I live here I assume everything is different and don’t know what it tastes like. Is it good that everything where you come from tastes the same?

>> No.12538298

>>12538290
Milkyway midnight, cheeze-itz, lays dill pickle chips, bud light.

>> No.12538308

>>12538290
Stop eating candy you manchild.

>> No.12538310

>>12538283
>Tootsie Roll was okay though

lol. you have really shit taste.

>> No.12538315
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>>12538290
for the true All-American experience, look for the beetus aisle

>> No.12538316

>>12538310
Toostie rolls are based you kike.
>>12538283
Try tootsie pops, especially the raspberry.

>> No.12538325

>>12538296
Yes, we have Coca Cola in UK, comparing Hershey to Cadbury and we don't have Twizzlers but similar products which are way nicer.
>>12538298
Thank you
>>12538308
It's cheap, I'm 18, I can still get away with it.
>>12538310
I didn't say it was good.

>> No.12538326

>>12538283
dude I like Cadburry but eveyone (probably americans) tells me I have shit taste when I mention it

>> No.12538327

>>12538316
>Toostie rolls are based you kike.

lol americans will defend their plastic chocolate and cheese to the death

>> No.12538336

>>12538231
>hey I'm going to eat some delicious american foods
>picks hersheys and twizzlers
the state of europe everyone

>> No.12538338

Nobody eats that shit in the USA, you dumb nigger. That's the stuff we shill onto 3rd world idiots like you who actually visit here. Don't come here, we don't like foreigners.

>> No.12538343

>>12538338
>Nobody eats that shit in the USA, you dumb nigger.
Yes we do. Stop lying, retard.

>> No.12538344

>>12538315
Looks good, though did try a Twinkie (?) earlier though, you hear about them all the time in American tv so thought it would be decent, but it was dry and had a chemical taste, disappointing.
>>12538316
I'll keep a look out

>> No.12538349

>>12538343
Even people in the USA say Hershey smells like vomit, fuck off. You definitely are a flyover if you eat that poison.

>> No.12538353

>>12538344
Sour candy is where Americas finest is at.

>> No.12538354

>>12538326
Depends which Cadbury, you talking American made Cadbury (made by Hershey) or actual authentic imported English Cadbury?

>> No.12538364
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>>12538349
>Even people in the USA say Hershey smells like vomit
AHAHAH no they don't, autist. You only see that on 4chan.
>implying the best selling chocolate in the USA by far isn't eaten by Americans

>> No.12538366

>>12538354
the cadburry bunny easter seasonal chocolate

>> No.12538368

>>12538344
Hostess products arent the same as they were before they went out of bussiness.
If you can find them, try Goetzes carmels.

>> No.12538370

>>12538364
"Best selling" anything is going to be garbage. Bud Light is the best selling beer, doesn't mean it's good.

>> No.12538378

>>12538364
this. you go into any flyover boomer office who has jars of candy for visitors and you've got a 50% chance it contains hersheys chocolate of some sort, whether it's kisses or the krackle/hershey/etc. mix.

>> No.12538379

>>12538364
Dude I went to the grocery store a week ago and told someone I like Tony's and they were like
>oh really yeah I like chocolate but I really hate the flavor of Hershey I'll try it out

>> No.12538381

>>12538370
But everyone but a handful of oh so unique hipster drink it, anyway. Go eat some plastic cheese and chocolate and cool off.

>> No.12538382

>>12538364
Hershey has gone to shit mate.

>> No.12538384

>>12538381
No.

>> No.12538392

>>12538381
Stop trying to force the plastic chocolate meme. Nobody except illiterate boomers eat that shit.

>> No.12538393

>>12538382
Hersheys was always shit. Your "mate" isn't fooling anyone mutt.

>> No.12538394

>>12538384
ok

>> No.12538399
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>>12538316
>>12538327
i love tootsie rolls and pops, only for nostalgia sakes though. they're pretty shit for being a fake chocolate admittingly

these however... oh boy

>> No.12538401

Op, you need to try a proper american grilled cheese, and you have to make it yourself.
>kraft american singles, two slices
>white sandwhich bread
>butter

>> No.12538403

I'm from Europe and just came to say that Cadbury is absolute garbage.

The true chocolate ranking goes like this:

Lindt>Kinder>Godiva>Nestle/Milka>Wedel>Hersey's>>>>Cadbury.

Fuck the British and their shit taste in chocolate

>> No.12538406

>>12538399
>not chooseing superior green apple

>> No.12538407

>>12538344
In all honesty, you're going to be disappointed in most stuff that's on the shelves in the US. If you see someone selling fresh kettle corn, give that a go. Go to a fair if one's around and try some shitty fried food, as well. You also might hit up a local (non-chain) doughnut shop. Avoid prepackaged meme snacks.

>> No.12538408

>>12538401
>proper american grilled cheese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIU0hwaiAG8

>> No.12538409

>>12538401
This

>> No.12538412

>>12538403
Nestle tastes like dog ass, and those kikes keep stealing our water and shipping it to africa.

>> No.12538414

>>12538285
As an American you are incredibly wrong. I mean oh wow.

I feel like Hershey is tolerated but I don't know anyone who loves it. Our best candy bars are carried by other flavors and not the chocolate. Things like the dark chocolate milky way or Reese's cups are my jam for corner store chocolate.

>> No.12538417

>>12538353
Yes! Found some Warheads and Nerds earlier, we had them in the UK but were discontinued a long time ago sadly. These taste good though. Froot Loops were also way better than the UK version

>> No.12538424

If you're from Europe, make sure you shop in the inner parts of the grocery store. The outside layers along the walls of the store are not the true American experience.

>> No.12538425

>>12538407
Fresh kettle corn made in a cast iron kettle out doors over a wood fire is the best corn.

>> No.12538433

>>12538412
Meh, we can differ on chocolate taste, but don't get me wrong, I absolutely despise Nestle as a company, they're disgusting.

>> No.12538434

>>12538403
Have you had Ghirardelli? Interested to see how a non-Hershey's American chocolate company stacks up to other big Euro producers.

>> No.12538438

>>12538417
Warheads arent the same as they were in the 90s.

>> No.12538441

>>12538403
Also British here, Cadbury went to shit circa 2007 when the Americans bought it out. Galaxy/Dove and Kinder is my favourite.

>> No.12538447

>>12538434
This OP, try Ghirardelli.

>> No.12538448

>>12538401
That's a great idea, will try this

>> No.12538462

>>12538448
Butter only goes on the outside of the sandwhich.

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>>12538434
Hmmm, sounds interesting, know where I can buy it in Europe? Is it in Amazon UK or Spain? I've also been looking to get pic related to expand my chocolate expertise, but haven't had any luck getting it.

>> No.12538483

>>12538231
only white trash and shitskins do. any big name stuff is guaranteed trash. try smaller brand stuff. i have lavender soda in my fridge right now made with pure cane sugar, it has like 3 ingredients (or some shit).
>>12538290
everything you'll find there is trash.
>>12538315
only boomers and obese single moms buy that shit

>> No.12538488

Charleston Chew, if you can find strawberry get that one, if not vanilla and freeze them first.

>> No.12538489

>>12538447
There's a Ghirardelli Soda fountain not too far away, can I get it elsewhere? Tried Godiva also, was pretty good.

>> No.12538490

>>12538475
This chocolate is owned by the same company as Cadbury and Hershey now. I wouldn’t. There is a way to get some of this chocolate, but you’ll have to go on Reddit.

>> No.12538498

>>12538483
Shut the fuck yo

>> No.12538500

>>12538475
No clue where you could get it. It's based out of California, but I'm sure it's available through Amazon.

>> No.12538501

Beefy jerky, you europoors seem to not be able to get it for some reason. Try to get homemade stuff from gas stations or small country stores. Go to a gunshow if you can, thats where youll find the best jerky.

>> No.12538508

>>12538490
Oof, I tried /r/snackexchange already, but fucking Reddit demands I have more karma to even post in the subreddit, and I refuse to post more than necessary in that site.

>> No.12538510

>>12538501
Seconding beef jerky. If you're out for a unique American experience, this would be a good bet.

>> No.12538521

>>12538315
Literally only for white and black trash.

>> No.12538540

>>12538501
>>12538510
Also try deer jerky. So fucking good.

>> No.12538550

kek I did the same thing when I visited. I didn't like Hershey's either, but try peanut butter cups, the combo packs of cereal, the snickers ICE CREAM bars (they are in the frozen aisle). The frozen aisle has some good stuff, actually, try the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches that are frozen (I forget the name) - it's so disgusting it's good. I ended up eating them cold.

Try pop tarts, peanut butter m&ms. Speaking of peanut butter get peanut butter in a jar, white bread, and marshmellow fluff. it is sold in a jar. you make a peanut butter and fluff sandwich out of it. it's amazing.

>> No.12538555

>But there's more. Hershey's puts milk through a process called lipolysis, Earle says. This partially sours the milk, and creates butyric acid - a compound found in such diverse substances as parmesan cheese and baby spit-up. It gives the chocolate a "tangy taste" as Earle puts it.
>The chief advantage of this method is that chocolate can remain on shelves longer without the taste changing - but it's also a taste American consumers have become accustomed to and nowadays even expect.
americans literally eat baby vomit lol, just to bump the shelf life and the supermarkets bottom line

>> No.12538558

>>12538510
They have Jack Links beef jerky, this any good? Not sure what jerky is exactly.

>> No.12538572

>>12538558
No, you have to get the home-made or "craft" stuff. I mean you can try jack links but you really need to at least be at a grocery store to get something decent.

>> No.12538598

>>12538550
And this is why America is superior. This post right here.

>> No.12538603

>>12538558
Name brand jerky is like the hershey of jerky.

>> No.12538604
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>>12538558
It's an okay starting point, but it's still mass produced and will be low quality. Look for something like this, they're often seen in gas stations, or visit a country store while you're here, as one anon suggested.

>> No.12538628

>>12538558
Do you have a vehicle? If you can drive outside the city and find a small corner store, ask if they have any homemade jerky.

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>>12538550
>try the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches that are frozen (I forget the name) - it's so disgusting it's good. I ended up eating them cold.

Kek, I remember being given these during standardized testing in middle school. They were still partially frozen in the middle. Everyone hated the first one, then started to like them afterward. There's definitely some fell sorcery involved.

>> No.12538657

Op, you need to have a meal at Cracker Barrel.

>> No.12538660

>>12538655
yeah that's it. absolutely disgusting, wish i could have one right now.

>> No.12538665

>>12538657
What's the best thing to get there? I like chocolate chip pancakes. Should I get those for dinner or something else?

>> No.12538667

>>12538655
They gave those out to the poor kids at school who couldnt afford lunch, half frozen

>> No.12538678

>>12538665
>chocolate chip pancakes for dinner
Fuck it, you're in America so why not. Try anything on the menu you're unfamiliar with. Chicken fried steak with white gravy, cornbread muffins, turnip greens, stuff like that.

>> No.12538679

>>12538657
Never heard of it but one not too far. Got a Cheesecake Factory nearby, this worth a try one day? I hear the menu is extensive which actually puts me off a little

>> No.12538689

>>12538572
>>12538603
Ah
>>12538604
>>12538628
Yes I have a vehicle, I'll keep a look out.

>> No.12538699

>>12538231
No because actual Americans are too busy drinking Kombucha and eating avocado toast. Candy and soda is for people on welfare.

>> No.12538704

>>12538679
I'd go to a Cracker Barrel before Cheesecake Factory. Cracker Barrel is like true blue collar America.

>> No.12538708

>>12538678
>Chicken fried steak
pretty sure all yuros have eaten schnitzel lad

>> No.12538714

>>12538708
Yeah, but not with a fuckbunch of white gravy slathered all over it.

>> No.12538719

>>12538689
Google to see if there are any gunshows in the area while youll be here.

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>>12538483
>not liking oatmeal creme pies

>> No.12538728

>>12538315
Try those oatmeal creampies found in this pic.

A bit salty and chemical but tastes amazing. Very easy to go trough entire boxes when high.

>> No.12538730

>>12538719
>gunshows and jerky
It *is* possible to overdose on America. Keep OP's health in mind.

>> No.12538733

>>12538689
>>12538719
Do this. If not for the jerky, for the laughs. The people at gun shows are fucking indescribable, it's priceless viewing.

>> No.12538749

>>12538733
This.

>> No.12538753

ITT hipsters
Mainstream everything sucks am I right

>> No.12538756

>>12538753
Untrue. You're not mainstream at all, and I think you suck.

>> No.12538757

>>12538558
Old Trapper brand jerky is best jerky

>> No.12538782

>>12538308
>>12538285
Gatekeeping faggot detected. What sort of joyless faggot existence do you live that you genuinely believe that you're not allowed to eat sugary snacks unless you're of a certain age?

Go build tables and don't use any of your leisure time for "vices" like television or anything "unproductive".

>> No.12538802

>>12538290
Gatorade frost light blue
Gatorade fierce grape
Arizona 99cent tea
Arnold palmer half and half
Sour skittles, all red starburst, tangy laugh taffy, combos blue cheese buffalo wings

>> No.12538803

>>12538756
Aww what's wrong? Did your local vintage vinyl store shut down

>> No.12538812

>>12538802
Powerade is better.

>> No.12538813

>>12538803
I guarantee I'm more flyover than you.

>> No.12538822

>>12538812
They lack flavor verity, I do enjoy them though

>> No.12538836

>>12538813
Don't worry you can get a converted downtown loft if you put your mind to it

>> No.12538852

>>12538836
Sorry that I don't fit into your false dichotomy of flaming hipster faggots v. blue collar hicks. I live in bumfuck, Arizona and voted Republican in the midterms.

>> No.12538883

>>12538403
Lindt IS quite lovely, I buy it sometimes when I get the more expensive chocolate.

>> No.12538887

>>12538852
I'm sorry that you can't be your true self. It must be very painful.

>> No.12538894

>>12538285

Just look at the state of this fat lying cunt.

>> No.12538902

>>12538336

>it's Europe's fault our sweets are shit

Literally obsessed. Full on cope etc.

>> No.12538913

>>12538370

>i don't care if it's the best selling nobody eats it reeeeeee

These goalposts are moving at an unexpected rate.

>> No.12538931

American mustard is weird, English Mustard has got a heat to it whereas American is more sweet/sour, quite nice.

>> No.12538945

>>12538231
There are two kinds of twizzlers, wax plastic, and pull aparts, one's shit. The cocacola takes adjusting too, if you switch between it, diet, and 'real sugar' it's jarring the first few cans, even if you've had one before, as for chocolate idk wtf your problem is, but try some other chocolate.

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>>12538931
Pic related is bretty good American mustard. I recently been enjoying Colman's, myself. As an American, it's a welcome change of pace.

>> No.12538968

>>12538285
>This triggers the American manchildren

>> No.12538976

>>12538252
Fuck off easy cheeze on chicken n a biscuit crackers is a prime snack

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>>12538231
Usually I dislike Hershey's but I swear to fucking christ when you get a hankering for Hershey's, it's only satisfied by Hershey's

Twizzlers suck. I'm a sadist though and actually enjoy their black licorice flavored twizzlers tho.

Normal coca-colas sole purpose is for mixing with rum and whiskey. Coke Life actually tastes pretty good though.

>> No.12539197

>>12538231
Twizzlers were never good. I hated them even as a child. I have no idea who is buying that shit. Russell Stover is alright but outside of that, I'd pretty much avoid all American chocolate. Our other candies are better.

>> No.12539247

>>12538231
Yeah Hershey's chocolate tastes like shit, super waxy. I'm not even sure how they're still allowed to call it chocolate since it obviously contains so many fillers. We have a lot of decent junk food though, just have to look around a bit.

>> No.12539321
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12539321

I like to eat them frozen

>> No.12539420

>>12538231
the chocolate is fucking greasy, the gummis are plasticy and flavorless, and a single can [335ml] our soda has enough acid to disolve a rat. there's a literal court case on that for mountain dew.

candy in the US is all about addiction, uncaring parents stupidly giving giving this shit to kids. Do we enjoy it - not long term, no. But will stab a bitch that tries to take my peanut butter cups. i need to eat one every 4 hours to feel happy, then feel sad immediatly afterwards.

>>12538283
herseys has so little coca that it cannot be legally sold as chocolate in the UK with the US recipe.

>> No.12539454

>>12539420
I noticed that. It is referred to as a candy bar on the wrapper, which is normal in America but that phrase is unheard of in the UK. Called Chocolate bars here.

>> No.12539461

>>12538231
Only after I started fasting did I realize how terrible packaged food here is
I've always hated Hersheys chocolate, but the other stuff is true as well
The shit they make here is catered towards th tastes of people who consume 300 grams of carbs a day, they have to be exorbitantly sweet to even make an impression on their deadened senses

>> No.12539468

>>12538290
a can of chicken and dumplings, and a can of chili with beans.
>>12538325
stop eating candy, bud. I wish i'd stopped and gotten healthier much earlier than now. don't let that shit carry further because you'll feel it by 24.

>>12538327
the fruit rolls are pretty good. i mean, tootsies aren't real chocolate, and neither are sixlettes. they're halloween candy, not proper confections.

>>12538558
jerky is dried meat, either cut from the whole muscle or as a ground spiced stick. it's very expensive for the amount, and the stick can be vry greasy and plasticy. native americans used to make smoked 'jerked' strips of meat to dehydrate it for storage, but the commercial shit is from the 70s/80s. don't bother.

>>12538665
>>12538704
don't eat at the cracker barrel. southerners don't eat there, it's just a combination of a tourist trap and an alzheimers nostalgia station. the food is not special. rather, eat regional food at a local place (eg. poor boy sandwhiches, pepperoni rolls, fried catfish, tex-mex, etc.). If all else fails, and you want real American food - Waffle House, aquire chili, and hashbrowns.

i'd defend one american candy to the death - Palmers holiday candy. This is the christmas, easter, and halloween candy sold at dollar stores. It's not quality at all, but without Palmers, alot of kids wouldn't have gotten any holiday candy at all. I fucking love Palmers. The dracula-frankstein coins, the fruit life-savers santa books/snow cabins, the easter bunnies and the rice crispy santas and bunnies. It was all cheap, but it was fun, and it fucking made the charm of the holiday as much as dinner did.

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>>12539468
god bless Palmers. The dollar store also had these turkish delights in 4-5 fruit flavors, ribbon candy for christmas, and it was either them, or another company that made these short fruit cakes for a buck.

>> No.12539496

>>12538231
Real stuff cost so much in the US that most people have never tasted real food, so they defend the trash out of ignorance.

>>12538315
Yes, I love how the Swiss Rolls are sold on the foreign and exotic mystic of the far away land of Switzerland. Now I want to see a reaction video of people from Switzerland eating them, and if they even knew they existed.

>> No.12539514

>>12539468
PALMers is garbage, not even niggers will eat it.

>> No.12539631

>>12538315
Zebra Cakes and the Strawberry Shortcake things are god tier, especially frozen.

>> No.12539660

>>12538231
I tried imported american peanut butter cup and it's fucking awful. the chocolate is so gritty and disgusting and the peanut butter tastes more like sugar than anything else.

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>>12538424
>The outside layers along the walls of the store are not the true American experience.

meat
dairy
produce
bakery
>not the true American experience.

>> No.12540079

>>12538728
>Very easy to go trough entire boxes when high.
did this two days ago

>> No.12540082

>>12538475
I'll send you some m8, what flavors you want?

>> No.12540089

>>12539321
welp, I know what I'm having for breakfast today

>> No.12540149

>>12540089
Baked eggs?

>> No.12540153

>>12538403
I can understand thinking Cadbury's is shit but it is head and fucking shoulders above Hershey's.

>> No.12540166

>>12540149
nah, the Little Debbies
I'm a rebel

>> No.12540170

>>12539660
this. eating chocolate with peanut butter tastes nothing like a Reese's

>> No.12540174

>>12538294
Eating bread<

Why is American bread so sweet? I never hear anyone talking about it

>> No.12540351

>>12538285
>still falling for the candy-is-for-kids meme made by adults to keep their teeth on
It's time to grow up anon

>> No.12540497

>>12538501
>europoors seem to not be able to get it for some reason.

They sell two or three different brands in my local supermarket (Netherlands), and two types of biltong. Where do you people get your information?

>> No.12540502

>>12540174
Because bread is supposed to be sweet.

>> No.12540507

>>12540174
there's sugar in it because the more sugar there is in something the more Americans like it. That is not the case in other places with deeper food heritage who have a sense of how things 'should' taste

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>>12540507
>That is not the case in other places with deeper food heritage who have a sense of how things 'should' taste

things should taste like bland cardboard and a pinch of pepper is supposed to light you on fire. gotcha.

>> No.12540539

>>12538403
>Godiva in top 3
>all that Milka/Kinder garbage for children
>no Valrhona, Neuhaus, Cluizel, Hachez
Nigger.

>> No.12540575

>>12540539
Godiva still makes retardedly Delicious hot chocolate.

>> No.12542399

>>12540512
Shit looks good, needs gravy and stuffing though

>> No.12542453

>>12538349
You're a fucking idiot trying too hard to gain meaningless acceptance from foreigners. You must be a faggot from California.

>> No.12542462

>>12538290
Find a Casey's gas station and have bacon breakfast pizza.

>> No.12542482

>>12538283
cadbury is the fucking burger king of chocolate. enjoy tootsie rolls you hobo tramp nigger

>> No.12542494

>>12542482
Kill yourself

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>>12538231
Obvious b8 thread. Notice how all the things listed are exactly the products k
notorious for being different in the US e.g. corn syrup in coke and butyric acid in chocolate.

>> No.12542515

The thing is, the US is so large. Name brands are generally cheap shit. I can drive 40 miles and get homemade chocolates and caramels that rival any in the world. You just don't know where to find them so you're stuck with shit tier candy.

>> No.12542531

>>12542508
But it's true, American food sucks ass. Get over it.

>> No.12542539
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>oh hey it's that American snack they always talk about let's try it
>*bites*
>the horror, the horror
It literally tastes like something you'd clean your toilet with. It is NOT food.

>> No.12542559
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>>12538231
>Actually eating Hershey
Eat some Ghirardelli instead of Hershey.

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>>12538290
>>12538231
>Let's go to America to try their candy, soda and other confectioneries

>> No.12542572

>>12538364
I'm American and I buy my chocolate at an Asian/European market because most US chocolate isn't good.

>> No.12542599

>>12542567
So? That's just part of the experience.

>> No.12542601

>>12542531
Didn't even say it wasn't true. Just that it's obvious bait. It's true blacks commit a much greater proportion of violent crime than their population size would predict too but that wouldn't make it any less bait if you started a thread wondering why you see a lot more blacks as defendants in court than whites when you show up for jury duty.

>> No.12542620

>>12542601
>>12542508
OP here, it's not bait. Just trying new stuff, your food does taste very different, not sure why that's bait exactly.

>> No.12542633

>>12542508
>>12542601
>notice how a thread about shitty US products actually discusses shitty US products! le obvious bait!
How much mental disability benefits do you get?

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>>12542559
>you want real american quality?
>try this swiss product

>> No.12542661

>>12540174
Wait till you see Jap bread

>> No.12542665

>>12542652
It‘s an American company, retard.

>> No.12542676
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>>12542665

>> No.12542677

>>12542620
>>12542633
It's obvious bait because you didn't coincidentally pick out the most notoriously different formulation having American food and drinks that people outside of the US meme on all the time as bad. Stop pretending to be retarded.

>> No.12542689

>>12542676
Yes, it‘s an American company owned by the Swiss holding group. Are you a bit soft in the head or something?

>> No.12542691

>>12538231
Modern Hershey bars are the end result of 40 years of corporate corner-cutting to save pennies and strain the definition of "chocolate".

They were better in the early 80s, and even better in the 1970s from what my mother tells me.

The problem is the liposis process used to save money on the production process:
https://www.elitedaily.com/news/hersheys-chocolate-chemical-in-vomit/1765784

It introduces an acid into the candy that is found in Parmesan, and vomit.

>> No.12542698

>>12542677
>hey guys do you really enjoy this notoriously bad products?
>IT‘S LE BAIT WHY DID YOU PICK THESE PRODUCTS
Do you set reminders on the phone so you don‘t forget to breathe?

>> No.12542719

>>12542689
it's the american division, not an american company

>> No.12542725

>>12538344
You are, sadly, eating inferior versions of the snacks that were made popular 20+ years ago.

Everything is ruined by cost-cutting measures.
Twinkies are more chemical than cake .I remember what they tasted like before, sponge cake with whipped vanilla creme. Same as anyone would make at home.

Now they taste like oily cornbread with oily artificial vanillin. The creme inside is all emulsified oil puffed up with nitrous, since it's cheaper than real whipped cream.


IF you want REAL Twinkies, make a golden sponge cake and some vanilla whipped creme, then eat them together.

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>>12542698
Stop pretending to be retarded. The bullshit part is where you (or OP if you're some other anon) pretended to accidentally buy the most notoriously European hated American variant food and drinks. That never happened faggot. You won't post timestamp pics because it's a retarded bait thread, now fuck off.

>> No.12542746

>>12538290
a rope

>> No.12542749

>>12542652
>>12542665
Lindt BOUGHT the company from Domingo Ghirardelli.

Ghirardelli was founded in 1847.
Lindt was barely 1 year old at that point, and hadn't even built their first fucking factory.

>> No.12542764

>>12542719
>retarded summer tourist doubles down
It‘s an American company that produces chocolate in its own American factory according to it‘s own recipes, markets it under it’s own name and the passes on the profits to it‘s parent. Glenmorangie isn‘t French whisky and Don Julio isn‘t British tequila because they’re owned by foreign conglomerates, you dumb faggot.

>> No.12542772

>>12542764
you think they're not using swiss recipes?
pffffft

>> No.12542775

>>12542677
Are you fucking serious? Coca Cola and Hersheys are the leading brands and are fucking everywhere.

>> No.12542781

>>12542746
Cunt

>> No.12542784

>>12542764
I'm American faggot

>> No.12542787

>>12542775
quantity doesn't equal quality
mcdonalds is everywhere too, but because it's cheap, not because it's good

>> No.12542793

>>12542784
why are you responding to someone else responding to me?
i am american though btw

>> No.12542799

>>12538403
nah i'm aus and it's lindt>guylian>kinder>sadbury/nestle>>>>>>>hershy

>> No.12542808

>>12542740
>it is inconceivable that someone travelled to America and drank Coca-Cola and ate the most popular brand of chocolate
You seem genuinely mentale challenged.
>notoriously European hated
99% of Europeans have no idea what Hershey‘s is or that American coke uses different recipe.

>> No.12542815

>>12542784
I really don‘t care about your sexual preferences, but thanks for sharing, I guess.

>> No.12542839

>>12542808
This so fucking much.

>> No.12542923

>>12539468
Palmers is literally chocolate flavoured wax, and Cracker Barrel is staple Americana and you shit on Cracker Barrel and then reccomend fucking Waffle House of all places? Bruh im rattled, you got shit taste

>> No.12542931

>>12542539
Even Americans dont eat twinkies, its a boomer thing now. The decrepit eat that shite

>> No.12543093

>>12538475
You can go to any Ikea and buy this for like 2.99
T I worked there

>> No.12543255

Honestly pretty much anything you're gonna find at 7-11 or CVS is going to be garbage. Make sure to try the choco-wine though! lmao.

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>>12542808
>99% of Europeans have no idea what Hershey‘s is or that American coke uses different recipe.
Everyone who posts on 4chan knows about corn syrup in American Coke and vomit flavored American chocolate you fucking liar.
Obvious bait thread.
Post timestamped products. You can't because you're a lying retard.

>> No.12544864

>>12540507
>food needs to be bland just like the way my granny ate it!
WWII fucked up European tongues.

>> No.12545804

American food sucks.

>> No.12546031

>>12538290
Sour Skittles

>> No.12546042

>>12544864
> There are two flavors: fatty and sweet. Any foreigners claiming existence of any other flavors are lying to cover up the fact that their food is flavorless: neither sweet nor fatty.

>> No.12546051

>>12542399
>Everyone who flavours their food is too shit to cook the food
Why are tonguelets so bitter about the fact that their soy tongues can't handle a single herb or spice?

>> No.12546219

>>12538475
I personally like marabou, the most basic one. They sometimes do gimmicky flavours however if you want to try some. Oreo was an interesting one.

Amusingly here in finland they directly compete with the Fazer, which in my opinion has gone to gutter. Not as tasty as before.

>> No.12546277

>>12538231
Only truck drivers eat that shit. Quit messing about with candy bars and go to a local desert place. For example, in the Midwest there are frozen custard places everywhere.

>> No.12546442

>>12546051
spice gives me the runs, though. have you ever tried taco bell? i had the shits for weeks.

>> No.12546538

>>12538412
have you ever tasted dog ass?

>> No.12546553

Flamin' Hot Cheetos

>> No.12546555

>>12538294
This. Why do amerifats need to put sugar in absolutely everything?

>> No.12546638

>>12538231
Your not wrong. Hershey tastes like crap because when they first started making chocolate they didn't know how to do it and fucked up on the milk part. Now they add lactose or milk acid to give it its "signature" soured milk flavor.

The coke probably tastes bad cause of the corn syrup. Go for craft or Mexican cola, they use sugar.

The only good twizzlers are the pull apart ones. Otherwise they do taste like plastic. Red Vines are better and if you see them, try those.

Most of our chocolate isn't going to compare well to Europe's because of expense and history reasons. And even then the slightly better stuff you might come across will be stuff trying to market itself as European quality. We do have good chocolate, just not at the checkout counter.

>> No.12546646

tldr of the thread?

>> No.12546654

>>12546646
american vomit + plastic = bad time

>> No.12546727

>>12546646
mutts are mad af xd

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>>12538231
Don't bother leaving until you've had a box of these. They feel nothing like actual brownies but you'll get used to the synthetic texture several bites in.

>> No.12547122

>>12542676
Read your own screencap you fucking doofus. It literally says right there that the guy founded the company in California in the 1800s. It was merely bought later.

>> No.12547220

>>12546646
obsessed eurocucks
>>12546727 case in point

>> No.12547248

>>12538231
twizzlers you say

go get some of those ones that are filled with fruit "flavored" goo. they smell like play-doh

vile shit

>> No.12547256

American here: No. Not all of us enjoy this shit. In fact, there are nicer imported candies and sodas that we'll pay more money for to avoid the garbage we have here.

>> No.12547371

>>12538406
>not choosing master race lime

>> No.12548362

>>12538290

Butterfinger, Almond Joy, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (the original kind), Reese's Pieces, Andy Capp's Hot Fries, and Funions. Also if they have nachos, gas station nachos are the best and you should try them. Basic chips with some plastic shit they call nacho cheese which comes out of a little machine, but you put a generous amount on top of the chips and wait until you get home to eat it. Makes for chips that are half crunchy, half soggy and it's straight up cuisine.

>> No.12548502

>>12538231
No.
The stuff you bought and ate is for the dregs and little kids who only care about sugar

>> No.12548613

America America America America America America America. America America America America America. America America America. America America America America America America America America.

America America,
America

>> No.12548952

>>12538231
I don't, the shit's garbage

>> No.12549630

>>12538290
havent been to yankland in 15 years but remember hot tamales and root beer were good, also beef jerky, its way better than the stuff in Europe and alot cheaper.

>> No.12549637

>>12538290
cow tales, yoo-hoo, take 5, andy's hot fries
definitely do not go home without having tried this shit.

>> No.12549764

>>12538231
>Your Coca-cola tastes strange
It's the HFCS. French Coke is the best.
>Your chocolate tastes like musty vomit
Hershey's is not good. Never thought it tasted like vomit though. Maybe it's the acid. I think it's metallic.
>Twizzlers' taste like plastic
They're pretty bad and flavorless.
>Do you guys actually enjoy this stuff?
No not really. Reese's are my favorite but you probably wouldn't like them either because of your stuck up European pallet that can't handle anything sweeter than Cherrios.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqLH6cc3Ob8

>> No.12549768

>>12549637
Yoo-hoo is disgusting corn syrupy chocolate water

>> No.12549908

>>12549764
Based

>> No.12549966

>>12549764
>Reese's
the peanut butter is so chalky

>> No.12549999

>>12548613

Do Americans really talk like this?

>> No.12550137

>>12549999
Yes

>> No.12550407

>>12538902
It'd be like visiting Germany and only drinking Bavaria 4%, how fucking dumb do you have to be

>> No.12550410

>>12542808
I'm going to go ahead and call you a liar too because it's obvious this is a big thread

>> No.12550553

>>12538231
Just wait until you taste the bullets here

>> No.12550832

>>12538679
Cheesecake Factory is the lower middle class's idea of a fancy restaurant.

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>>12540502
You can't be more wrong on that, only yanks would put fucking corn syrup in bread and think it's a good idea

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>>12550856
we add syrup to bread because it doubles as a birthday cake. it saves time and money during a special occasion.

>> No.12550890

>>12538231
A lot of the big names you'll have heard of are different then when they were in peak popularity. Changes in food regulation have caused recipes to alter significantly. In some cases, like with Twinkie, the product has changed hands multiple times and completely lost its taste

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>>12542661

>> No.12551617

>>12538231
no, only retarded landwhales and ham planets like this garbage into adulthood.

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America’s finest. There were some Hershey things in there too but I ate them, not very nice. The cookies n cream ones were okay.

>> No.12552526

Get some bbq corn nuts

>> No.12552555

>>12552502
You missed out on the true laffy taffy. They used to be in large sized bars and have sprinkles.

>> No.12552582

>>12549999
Only because it makes eurocucks seethe

>> No.12552822

>>12552502
love me some laffy taffy and sweetarts

>> No.12552845

>>12548613
>dat gun shape

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>>12548502
>The stuff you bought and ate is for the dregs and little kids who only care about sugar
Nobody bought and ate this stuff. OP picked out the most stereotypical food and drinks people complain about being different in the US and made a bait thread about it.
It's like if you posted a thread along the lines of:
>Visiting Canada right now, bought some snacks earlier and things aren't good. Your milk comes in bags, your potato chips are ketchup flavored, and there's gravy on your fries. Do you guys actually enjoy this stuff? I'm confused.
EVERYONE knows about the corn syrup in American Coke and the "vomit" chemical (butyric acid) in American chocolate.
Yes, Coca-Cola and Hershey's are extremely popular brands and people do actually buy their products.
But no, OP did not actually buy any of this stuff. You don't accidentally buy the biggest "why does America do this" meme products like that and then innocently wonder out loud "why does America do this?"
It's a bait thread.

>> No.12552961

>>12538231
>>12538283
Fuck off back to your muslim shithole.

>> No.12553035

>>12538290
Cape Cod potato chips, especially the cheddar or russet ones
might be hard to find if you're not in New England though

>> No.12553060

>>12552928
Yes I picked them out specifically because they are leading brands, why is this bait? I'm at Disney World/Orlando for those curious, where Coca Cola is a sponsor are they giving it away at the resorts.

>> No.12553065

>>12553060
You still haven't posted a timestamped pic and this is still a bait thread so fuck off.

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>>12553065
Haven't got a pen and paper with me but if you want to ride some Small World with me then you are more than welcome

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>>12553110
Gotta be quick anon, ride is about end

>> No.12553164

>>12546874

>not choosing the nut version

Anon, come on.

>> No.12553171

>>12538231
I've never enjoyed any of those things.
Reese's cups are pretty good but there are better American alternatives.

>> No.12553184

>>12538353
Some Taffy too.

>> No.12553191

Hershey bars smell and taste like vomit to me, although they are going in smores.
I really liked the small chocolates filled with PB

>> No.12553194

>>12553110
>>12553152
Yes anon, you haven't had access to a pen and paper in days now. They definitely don't stock those in hotels. Fuck off.

>> No.12553208

>>12553194
Yeah because when you travel around a theme park a pen and paper is a must have kek

>> No.12553227

>>12553208
You weren't on roller coasters for the past 24 hours you dishonest retard.
Bait thread. Everyone knows about the corn syrup in American Coke and vomit chemical in American Hershey's. You picked those topics out to be pretend disgusted by them on purpose for the purpose of bait.

>> No.12553230

>>12552961
OBSESSED
B
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SEETHING
E

>> No.12553236

>>12553227
You have issues man.

>> No.12553514

America America? America America America America, America, America, America. America America America America America America. America America America-America America America. America America America?

>> No.12553532

>>12553152
Enjoy your stay at murrica bruh, have you ran into any puerto ricans or dominicans while at Orlando? They're like a fucking plague there tbqhwy.

>> No.12553558

>>12538315

Nutty Bars are great out of the freezer. They are good for the lunch box too

>> No.12553559

>>12538315
good god i can fuck up a box of nutty buddies in mere minutes

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>>12539321

I always liked those, but my parents bought Nutty Bars instead. Still great though

>> No.12553653

>>12553532
Thanks man, I imagine so, they certainly like to queue jump that's for sure.

>> No.12553682

>>12552502
When did the Wonka branding disappear?

>> No.12554060

>>12538294
Yeah tried some supermarket "sourdough" bread when I visited the US about 22 years ago. I had to throw the loaf away after the first few bites because it was so awful, and I am not a picky eater at all.