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>and to drink, sir?
I'll have a Mt. Dew
>I'm sorry, we only carry Coke products. Is Mellow Yellow ok?
Idk, bitch.... Is a punch in your fat pussy ok?

>> No.12532785

>>12532781
I agree. They should be carrying Surge instead.

>> No.12532789

>>12532781
Mello Yello is unironically better than Mountain Dew.

>> No.12532800

>>12532781

Both have brominated vegetable oil in them. Equally carcinogenic, used as a flame retardant, the bulk ingredient in fire extinguishers.

>> No.12532802

>>12532781
Imagine going to a sit down restaurant with table service and ordering Mountain Dew

>> No.12532809

>>12532800
hot

>> No.12532811

>>12532781
based

>> No.12532847

>>12532781
I prefer Sun Drop

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12532853

>why yes we do have a better option

>> No.12532869

>>12532853
Don't let the Easterners onto our secret.

>> No.12532872

>>12532800
its ironic that people who drink this trash will then proceed to tell me that i'm going to have health problems from drinking a beer or a glass of wine with dinner every night and a cocktail on Saturday or Sunday.

My mom used to drink a big gulp full of tab every single day in the 90s and she's telling me that 8 ounces of liquor a week are going to give me throat cancer like her dad got.

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12532875

Posting the best citrus soda.

>> No.12532886 [DELETED] 

>>12532800
Mountain Dew hasn't used BVO since 2014.

>> No.12532925

>>12532869
I can only imagine how good an orange/pineapple soda pop would be
>>12532872
I wouldn't be surprised if you don't live to see the end of the year

>> No.12532942

>>12532872

Your grandfather probably smoked and worked in a profession where he was exposed to chemicals often. Also HPV related throat cancers have EXPLODED since the 1960s.

>> No.12532959

>>12532942
My grandfather never touched tobacco, being a physician himself (inb4 9 out of 10 physicians recommend marlboro, yes, they knew, even back then). Stop acting like intentional self harm is some kind of macho manly thing. It's just stupid.

>> No.12532989

>>12532959

Then he got HPV from eating pussy (or sucking cock) and he developed cancer of the throat that way.

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/15010-oropharyngeal-human-papilloma-virus-hpv-infection

>> No.12533000

>>12532989
I'm not the person whose dad got ass cancer or whatever. I'm just telling you why "lol chemophobes le good old days we played in sewage" is a dumb knee-jerk response from people who think it will make them sound smart to parrot talking points from industrial polluters.

>> No.12533035

>>12533000
Except that wasn't my argument, my argument is I do relatively moderate things while people who do extreme things, like ingesting new chemical concoctions in massive amounts on a daily basis. The risks of alcohol are well understood and have been well understood since antiquity. All of these new sodas full of artificial shit are uniroinically more dangerous than drinks that have been around for 5,000 to 500 years provided you follow common sense with enjoying said ancient drinks.

>> No.12533070

>>12532869
That is top shit. U guys get cheerwine?

>> No.12533136

>>12533035
Have sex

>> No.12533487
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12533487

>>12532875
This is the most crisp, refreshing soda ever created. It has an unfortunate name that everyone laughs at when you try to talk about it.

>> No.12533519

>>12533070
Never seen it in Arizona, but I don't live in an urban area. It's a shame, because I've heard good things about it.

>> No.12534777

>>12533487
Grapefruit Jarritos is mighty good too, usually chose it over squirt if I'm eating mexican and they have it.

>> No.12534781

>>12533487
>>12533487
It's not unfortunate. It was selected. The tendency for grapefruit juice to spray into your eye when you dig into it is notorious, and has been since before you were born.

>> No.12534819

>>12532781
Is it really that easy to fist a phat pussy? I love big phat pussy!

>> No.12534954

>>12532781
Gotta be atleast 18 years of age to post here sport.

>> No.12534978

>>12532781
Mello yello actually has a decent flavor to it. Mt. Dew just has fucking brominated vegetable oil to its name. Fuck that garbage. If you drink this in 2019, you really have the wool pulled over your eyes.

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12534980

for me it's the sparkling duet

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12534990

>1. Fresca
>2. Sun Drop
>3. Squirt
>4. Surge
>*power gap*
>99. Mello Yello
>*power gap
>1001. Garbage water
>1002. Dog urine
>1003. Mt. Dew
Mt Dew throwback is tolerable, and baja blast is pretty good. Don't get me started on all the other flavors of Dew, because they're horrendous.

>> No.12534996

For me, its mt. Dew pitch black.

>> No.12535166

>>12532781
>>and to drink, sir?
>I will take a crab juice please

>> No.12535192

>>12532800
Nigger, brominated vegetable oil would be flammable as fuck. Take your meds you dumb schizo.
t. Chemistry major.

>> No.12535196

>>12532789
Do you live in Indiana?

>> No.12535286

>>12532781
What?

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>>12535192

>Brominated vegetable oil (BVO) is a complex mixture of plant-derived triglycerides that have been reacted to contain atoms of the element bromine bonded to the molecules. Brominated vegetable oil is used primarily to help emulsify citrus-flavored soft drinks, preventing them from separating during distribution.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brominated_vegetable_oil

Confirmed LARPing retard.

>> No.12535302

>>12535299

>Mountain Dew, along with 10 percent of sodas in the US, contains brominated vegetable oil (BVO), a flame retardant chemical banned in Europe and Japan. ... But BVO is also added to polystyrene foam cushions in furniture and plastics in electronics because BVO can slow down the chemical reactions that cause a fire.

https://gizmodo.com/theres-flame-retardant-in-mountain-dew-5868012

>> No.12535307

I drink tab.

>> No.12535389

>>12535307
Why

>> No.12535427

>>12532872
You're going to have health problems from drinking a beer or a glass of wine with dinner every night and a cocktail on Saturday or Sunday.

>> No.12535441

>>12535427

Depends on the person, some people may benefit from it whereas others it can be a detriment. My Oma said drinking bärenfang every day after dinner is why she's lived so long. She's 97. She also eats a lot of honey, like... a lot. She smears a layer on one piece of toast, and butter on the other with tea every morning for breakfast. Sometimes she spikes her morning tea with a liqueur called tiffin.

>> No.12535447

>>12535441

Forgot link.

https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/healthy-drinks/drinks-to-consume-in-moderation/alcohol-full-story/

>> No.12535448

>>12535441
It probably would be healthy to chase a big meal with Jägermeister like it's intended

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>>12535448

Jager and Korn are for men, according to Oma. I prefer Korn to Jager.

>> No.12535460

>>12532781

Mountain Dew taste like shit, Sprite is way better fucking kids.

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>>12535460

Fo sho muh nugget.

>> No.12535497

>>12535302
I hate to alarm you but there's water in Mtn. Dew, the same substance they use to cool NUCLEAR REACTORS

>> No.12535515

>>12535497

>implying anyone on this board drinking enough water to develop water toxicity

enjoy your beetus and flame retardant body.

>> No.12535559

>>12535515
Can you imagine wanting to burn quicker when exposed to a flame?