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Anonymous Sun Jun 23 16:06:01 2019 No.12531844 [Reply] [Original]

we're well into summer and i haven't seen or heard a single ice cream truck. what happened? is it a dying industry?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 16:06:59 2019 No.12531850 >>12531844 amazon took over

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 16:07:33 2019 No.12531852 >>12531844 i have a kid and i wouldn't let them anywhere near a stranger's musical treat van

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 16:25:13 2019 No.12531932 File: 609 KB, 1024x683, haagen dazs vanilla bean.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12531844 im going to the grocery store to get a pint of haagen dazs. what flavor is the best? Im leaning toward vanilla bean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 16:26:19 2019 No.12531934 >>12531932 Vanilla is the best ice cream flavor and don't let anyone tell you different

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 16:28:33 2019 No.12531940 >>12531934 This. The best part about vanilla ice cream is that it goes with almost anything. I like to get creative with toppings and things to mix in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 16:29:23 2019 No.12531949 >>12531844 Two whole days into summer, that's pretty well into it you stupid eurocock.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 16:45:17 2019 No.12532008 File: 272 KB, 2100x2100, Andes_Mints-9062-DEFAULT-l.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12531940 Broken up Andes mints go really well on vanilla ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 16:47:44 2019 No.12532013 I've gotmsome.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 16:49:57 2019 No.12532022 >>12531932 pumpkin pie

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 16:55:26 2019 No.12532039 >>12532022 too early

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 17:02:23 2019 No.12532058 File: 119 KB, 1200x800, mister_softee_truck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12531844 Mr S O F T double E it's Mr Softee!

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 17:03:37 2019 No.12532066

>>12531844
Kids don't go outside anymore unless they're involved in adult monitored and controlled activities. Ice cream trucks, like lemonade stands, are one of those Norman Rockwell "good ol' days" fictions that died a much needed death with our technological advancement.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 17:09:01 2019 No.12532093 File: 18 KB, 220x332, Risky_Business.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12532066 One has to be a future enterpriser.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 17:12:34 2019 No.12532113 >>12531844 I just heard one yesterday

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 17:16:15 2019 No.12532126 >>12531844 People don't walk about existing anymore. Children are kept under lock and key, distracted by fortnite videos

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 17:16:43 2019 No.12532129 >>12531852 why not?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 17:21:16 2019 No.12532154 >>12532058 i'd whip that faggots ass on the spot if i saw him in the flesh

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 17:21:47 2019 No.12532161

>>12532066
Another weird thing that I've noticed is that there aren't any sand boxes anymore, everything is little plastic particles so little timmy wont get a bruise or a scrape. The stuff made of wood and steel that friends and I used to play on when we were kids would seriously freak people out these days with their stupid cellphones and coffee 24/7. Oh no, its real wood, little timmy might get a splinter! BAN IT NOW!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 17:22:59 2019 No.12532166 >>12532154 Enjoy, they'll be all over nyc in about a month, when it gets hot and it has that fucking annoying music.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 17:24:46 2019 No.12532174 We have to find mr. Tastee and suck his dick. Are you in artie?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 17:31:07 2019 No.12532205 >>12532174 Who's Artie?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 17:31:12 2019 No.12532207 >>12532174 Tastee was the shit knockoff of Softee, maybe some NJ or Long Island stuff. Even the song was slightly different.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 17:31:57 2019 No.12532210 >>12532205 I think that poster meant Artie Lange.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 17:33:08 2019 No.12532219 >>12532205 The strongest man... in the world

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 17:34:05 2019 No.12532227 >>12532174 >>12532205 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jco8CjYiEq4 artik menta chocolat banana artik menta chocolat limon whoaaaaaaaaa chocolat banana whoaaaaaaaaa chocolat limon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 17:35:26 2019 No.12532231 >>12532219 Shit. Forgot all about that guy...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 17:36:15 2019 No.12532236 File: 32 KB, 720x480, banana_phone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12532227 That's not a banana phone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 17:40:53 2019 No.12532255 >>12531949 I don't know about you, but where I live kids get out of school before May ends, and it's been pool weather since March.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 17:43:34 2019 No.12532270 >>12532255 Brits don't understand. There, it's 57 degrees and overcast every. single. day. of. the. year.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 17:45:18 2019 No.12532272 >>12532255 It's been a while for but I'm in NE USA school generally gets out around mid to late June. Private schools generally around the 15th, public ones generally more toward the end of the month.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 17:48:35 2019 No.12532287 >>12531852 You're probably a cunt parent

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 17:56:57 2019 No.12532318

I still cringe about this one.

There was an ice cream truck driven by an older portly armenian man that loved us very much, sometimes hed give me free shit when he could tell I was stretching my money to get something for me and my sister. Never got his name. But he was always laughing and yelling about something and thanking us for always sprinting out the door when he drove by. It made him happy.
This guy also sold games. Bootleg gbc games. I wanted one so bad. I asked him if those cartridges were real, he says oh yea yea they real, you like the viddy game? You can has, 5 dollar my fren. I look at my fist. Fuck me. Aint got anything close to 5 fuckin big ones in there. But it dawned on me. Perhaps I could scour my house for some change, there was always change!
I tell him, wait right here sir I got more money in my house. So me and my sister run back in and start searching for money.
But holy shit, there was no money. I should have given up and ran outside and told him sorry, but the thought of embarrassing myself like that felt like death. So i just kept fucking searching. Inside, I hoped he just drove off after about 10 minutes of waiting. But no. After 30 minutes, he was still there. I was panicking, and I just stuttered to my sister "Lets keep searching I bet we are close."
She looked at me and I knew she wanted to say something but she didn't.
Eventually, he drove off. Without much commotion or getting out of his truck. And he came to our route very rarely.
Even if I heard his familiar ice cream truck music, I would just freeze up and stay inside. Mom would ask why I don't shake her down for ice cream truck cash no more, I said eh, not my thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 18:03:21 2019 No.12532351 >>12532270 I think those limeys understand. It's likely rainy there but look at the beautiful weather here... https://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?lon=-76.06540516266826&lat=42.095289953728724

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 18:05:58 2019 No.12532364 >>12532318 Fuck you coward, you probably made that Armenian feel cheated after he gave you so much free shit. He sounds fucking great because he loved his job

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 18:07:42 2019 No.12532372 >>12532364 I will repent my whole life for the mistake of trying to throw things under the rug when i was 9.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 18:09:15 2019 No.12532381 >>12532372 Damn boogers, gotta throw them somewhere, maybe in your sister's underwear?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 18:25:20 2019 No.12532435 >ice cream truck still run through my neighborhood >can also buy weed at $5/g and loosies for a quarter from the ice cream man feels good

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 18:47:09 2019 No.12532528

>>12532161
Yeah, I'm progressive but this over protective shit doesn't sit well with me. I grew up with 3 brothers and we had fun in uncontrolled environments. Fun, a strange word nowadays which connotes lack of adult supervision and control. I pity the spawn being shot out covered in piss and shit and facing a world that will smell worse than their birthing.

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 18:50:45 2019 No.12532539

>>12531844
I passed by the local Ice Cream distributor place and it was frightening. The ice cream trucks all huddled around each other like baby birds in a nest, the dripping rust color all over the building, and especially this really weird mural of a child eating a chocolate ice cream scoop with crazy sanpaku eyes, gave me the heebies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 18:56:22 2019 No.12532569 >>12532539 All I see is money being made, baby.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 18:57:44 2019 No.12532577 >>12531852 going and buying ice cream is always an option you tard

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 19:01:32 2019 No.12532595 >>12532318 Is this an incest pasta? Should I have a boner now or nah?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 19:57:55 2019 No.12532882 >>12532318 good story

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 20:14:02 2019 No.12532970 >>12532539 >product that targets kids has a kid eating ice cream in their advertising WOW OMG PEDOFILES!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 04:00:19 2019 No.12534716 File: 844 KB, 1275x1650, NICKpast397.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12531844 He's still missing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 04:46:19 2019 No.12534796 File: 30 KB, 312x444, Lingling-Missing_Dog_Head.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12534716 While you folk are on it make sure to look for Ling-Ling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 10:29:52 2019 No.12535574 they are food trucks now. same clients just older and with a bit more spending money

Anonymous Mon Jun 24 10:34:20 2019 No.12535586
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You can probably get a dairy queen fudge sunday with the peenuts in it uberd to your front door faster and cheaper then waiting around for some faggot ass old dude in a paper hat whose probably a child molester

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 10:50:10 2019 No.12535615 >>12531844 They come every day here. Maybe move out of Detroit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 10:53:35 2019 No.12535626 >>12531940 >ice cream truck I'm a basic bitch, so I just like vanilla ice cream with a bit of chocolate syrup

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 10:55:53 2019 No.12535636 >>12532022 based and thanksgivingpilled

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 10:57:18 2019 No.12535642 all ice cream truck drivers are pedophiles or drug dealers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 11:05:32 2019 No.12535666 File: 366 KB, 600x400, 1555536596380.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12531932 >>12531934 Wrong. Tiger Tail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 11:10:53 2019 No.12535678 >>12531844 I've been hearing them since spring in my neighborhood

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 11:25:30 2019 No.12535704 >>12531844 Kids are stuck inside glued to screens playing fortnite and beating off

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 11:38:16 2019 No.12535738 https://youtu.be/MzrWtFCXvhY

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