[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 50 KB, 754x960, 1560981767572.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12531252 No.12531252[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>little sister finds my hentai stash
>the only loli stuff I can get is all little sister-big brother incest
>she tells my parents
>Dad tells me this morning that I have to move out immediately
I only have $20 to sustain me until I can find a job and zero cooking utensils. How do I make this work?

>> No.12531259

>>12531252
You deserve it, filthy gaigin.
Go eat a fugu and die.

>> No.12531261

>>12531252
Go stand next to the freeway with a sign. That's your future now.

>> No.12531263

>>12531252
Have sex

>> No.12531270
File: 2.95 MB, 1700x2048, Screenshot_20190615-110442.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12531270

>>12531252
Go to flavortown.

>> No.12531279

>>12531252
Have you considered homosexuality? The gay card is an immediate shield from all accusations of sexual heterosexual deviancy.

>> No.12531286

>>12531252
Try fasting and getting free samples at stores

>> No.12531290

Do people actually masturbate to hentai? You have a fucking mental illness.

>> No.12531292

>>12531252
Kill yourself. Your parents will feel so bad, it'll be fucking awesome.

>> No.12531333

>>12531292
I really doubt that this is real, and if it is that they'd feel bad

>> No.12531338

why didn't you have a job already? I'm worried about you. Where are you going to cook it anyway. Are you homeless? Just got to a soup kitchen then a food pantry (might be a the same place), if your cash is that limited it could be extremely important to preserve cash and spend it on other things you really need, and it's hard to get. there's services to give you things you need like shelter food clothes computer access, but not cash