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I'm at an old school Italian red-sauce joint and this guy sounds exactly like you would think

>> No.12527322

okay. what next?

>> No.12527324

>>12527315
bada bing
bada boom

>> No.12527325

>>12527315
gabagool

>> No.12527326

>>12527315
Does he pronounce "mozzarella" "moozzarell"?

>> No.12527330
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>>12527322
Bread that's what

>> No.12527334

>>12527322
>>12527322
OP is going to start shooting if i get dubs

>> No.12527341

>>12527326
Yup. "Mootz-arella"

>> No.12527344

>>12527330
holy fuckin mama

>> No.12527349
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Pancotte

>> No.12527355

>>12527315
>ARE YOU LOOKIN AT ME?

>> No.12527357
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They have some kind of monster coffee maker

>> No.12527364

>>12527349
Oh no no no. That dish is so old and dirty.

>> No.12527370
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They close for good tomorrow. Limited menu tonight. Sorry for the sideways pics

>> No.12527371
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Hows the gabagool?

>> No.12527373

>>12527364
EYY IM WALKIN ERE

>> No.12527378

>>12527357
It's called a cappuccino machine. Have you literally never left your house before you absolute virgin?

>> No.12527385
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Entree menu

>> No.12527389

>>12527370
shuttin down? fugeddaboutit.

>> No.12527396

>>12527385
>minimum $15

Go the hell back to Sicily, and take your crime rates with ya.

>> No.12527409

>>12527389
Overheard: "EYYYY! You're retiring! I hadda come down an' say goo-bye!" these accents! They make me think of moooovies

>> No.12527410

>>12527378
>It's-a cap-u-cheeno, mamma mia!
Well, in America it's called "coffee", Giuseppe.

>> No.12527443

>>12527349
Do they not have a fucking dishwasher?

>> No.12527517
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>>12527315
how you never had a cannoli? get this guy a cannoli get outta here

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>>12527364
>THA BAWLS ON THIS GUY. SHOWIN UP AT MY RESTAURANT TALKIN SHIT ABOUT MY MAMMAS DISHES. WHY, I OUTTA

>> No.12527559

>>12527546
literally the most interesting character in the entire series, aside from the crooked cop from Home Alone. prove me wrong.

>> No.12527596

>>12527546
>CHRISSSSSTAAAAFUHHHH

>> No.12527665
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Veal topped with prosciutto, sauce, cheese

>> No.12527687

>>12527364
>>12527443
Ay how bout I gets you a free side dish for that? Knuckle sandwich sound good?!

>> No.12527688

>>12527559
Chrissie never had the makings of a varsity driver

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>>12527665
SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.12527723

>>12527409
You should move to Long Island. It will get old real fast.

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>>12527709
>HEY KNUCKLEHEAD HOW BOUT YOU GET THE FUCK OTTA HEA

>> No.12527761

>>12527315
Did they offer up 'Sunday Gravy'? If not you got taken, and taken badly.

>> No.12527833

>>12527370
does that ginzo know he managed to misspell the word "sausage"?
>>12527385
i'd get the eggplant penne. i bet it's fucking good

>> No.12527882

GABBAGOOL

>> No.12527977

>>12527315
I want to see him throw out a mulignan

>> No.12528035

How's the gabagool?

>> No.12528041
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>>12527315
Billy, drinks are on the house.

>> No.12528048

>>12527665
That's my grandmuddas sauce. Been making it since before she left the old country

>> No.12528061
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>> No.12528100

>>12527723
Do they still have the big haired chicks out there pretending like they're from Manhattan? Same with New Jersey bitches, all pretenders. I can't think of anyone in their right mind that wants to be in Manhattan now, especially with bloomberg and his crony de blasio and their social engineering bullshit and taxes.

>> No.12528113

>You know one time Frank Sinatra ate here

>> No.12528132

>>12528113
> Chairman Of The Board!

>> No.12528146

>>12528100
Yes. Christ, the women here are fucking nuts.

>> No.12528147

>>12528061
No more shines billy

>> No.12528199

>>12528147
What's that?

>> No.12528909

>>12527315
>Old school Italian
>In America
Fuck off.

>> No.12528932

>>12527385
What a rip off

>> No.12528945

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.

>> No.12528951

>>12528945
he had a pretty good hunch

>> No.12528966

>>12527326
Peak guido is to transpose the "r" sound into a "d" so it becomes mootzadell.

>> No.12528972

real greaseball shit?

>> No.12529750

Where do I find places like this?

>> No.12529756

>>12527315
That's pretty good OP
Now go get ya fuckin shinebox

>> No.12529804

>>12527315
Bust out the scopa cards

>> No.12529849

>>12528951
Get out .

>> No.12529875

>>12527396
easy explanation of why they're going out of business

>> No.12530205

>>12527665
Do Italians really drown their dishes in this much sauce?

>> No.12530889

>>12527443
>doesn't know difference between dirt and patina

>> No.12530896
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>>12527385
>$23 for a plate of veal

>> No.12530913

>>12530896
to be fair veal isn't cheap

>> No.12530984
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>>12527315
what were they talkin about

>> No.12531010

>>12530984
Moolie and moon cricket are my favorite boomer terms for the blacks.

>> No.12531019

>>12531010
moolie = moolignan
moon cricket is incredibly based
pickaninny's good. i like sambo too. anytime im ordering a sandwich i say "ill take a couple sambos please"

>> No.12531069

>>12531010
>>12531019
Get your stupid shitty racism out of this thread, and out of this board.

>> No.12531076

>>12531069

>MUH SAFESPACE!!!

Go back.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cooking/

>> No.12531149

>>12531069

N

>> No.12531553

>>12527385
waaaaay to expensive for what it is.

>> No.12531605

>>12531010
Shine is pretty based too

>> No.12531615
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>>12527357
I've seen that before, that's a Dalek hiding as a coffee maker!

>> No.12531637

>>12531010
cigs is a little known one

>> No.12531681
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Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

>> No.12531719

>>12527364
It's not dirty, just very fucking old in a good way.

>> No.12531727

>>12527665
Jaysus that looks horrifying.

>> No.12531973

>>12530205
do someone thinks this dish is remotely italian?

>> No.12532312

>>12531069
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Cooking/

>> No.12532336

>>12527364
Get a load a' this jamoke.

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>>12531615
>!

>> No.12532943

>>12528061
Like mirrorsss

>> No.12533106

>>12531069
lmao "racism"

>> No.12533167

>>12531010
I was always partial to porch monkey and jiggabo.

>> No.12533204

Where are the mods?

>> No.12533889
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>>12527385
I don’t see grilled cheese off they radiatah

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>>12531069
weak bait nigger

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>>12528951

>> No.12533987

>>12530896
how much should veal cost, chef?

>> No.12534091

>>12533987
'bout tree fiddy