ITT: Warning signs you're at a terrible restaurant

[Anonymous No.12523483]

>they serve jellybeans as an appetizer

[Anonymous No.12523496]

>>12523483
>coasters
Are they worried about water on the marble table? What a retarded place

[Anonymous No.12523498]

>>12523483
>they serve black "people"

[Anonymous No.12523510]

>>12523483
>gigantic menu with few common ingredients
>staff all seem miserable
>place is visily dirty
>place is visibly understaffed
>dirty menus
>restaurant full of old people
>ethnic/national cuisine restaurant has no people of that ethnicity/nationality eating there

[Anonymous No.12523519]

these are the water "glasses"

[Anonymous No.12523750]

>tables too close together
>have to have generic conversation instead of talking about degenerate shit

[Anonymous No.12523757]

here's your drink, sir

[Anonymous No.12523771]

>>12523483
Isn't that just bar food? Snacks and shit? I doubt a real restaurant serves jellybeans.

>>12523496
To prevent shit from slipping since there's no tablecloth, autist.

>>12523510
This.

>>12523750
What, you don't talk about degenerate shit when people can overhear you?

[Anonymous No.12523772]

>>12523483

>they serve jellybeans as an appetizer

Well, what else would you pair with a nice, well-done, thoroughly-boiled milk steak?

[Anonymous No.12523776]

>>12523483
server is a flaming faggot
server is a black female
peanuts shells on the floor
country music playing
dusty light fixtures
burnt out bulbs

[Anonymous No.12523787]

>>12523771
>What, you don't talk about degenerate shit when people can overhear you?

Of course not... especially when I'm with a ladyfriend trying to talk about dirty things.

[Anonymous No.12523792]

When the waitress grabs her button up shirt closed after you look down to avoid eye contact while mumbling your order. Lady, I wasn't even looking at your beefers. I prefer a feminine penis desu

[Anonymous No.12523797]

>>12523483
>dirty floors
>it's a large chain
>45 minute wait, they give you one of those flashing beepers, and everyone in the waiting area is obese
>empty during peak hours
>charges for refills
>you have to ask the manager for a key to the bathroom

[Anonymous No.12523858]

>>12523519
Any plastic dishes or cutlery is a bad sign desu. Even if it isn't clown colors.

[Anonymous No.12523869]

>>12523483
Trash on the table.

[Anonymous No.12523887]

>there is more than one of a particular restaurant
FUCK franchises desu

[Anonymous No.12523889]

>>12523483
Restaurant is full of boomers.

[Anonymous No.12523899]

>>12523483
Human waste in the water

[Anonymous No.12523922]

>>12523496

What the other guy said, also marble stains easily, dipshit.

t. mason

[Anonymous No.12523923]

The menu items have meme names like "Uncle John Breakfast" or "Big Shitter Special"

[Anonymous No.12523991]

>waiter doesn't laugh at my joke about the pu-pu platter

[Anonymous No.12524228]

>elbows on the table
FUCKING ROASTIE WHORE

[Anonymous No.12524251]

>>12523483
Black staff members

[Anonymous No.12524265]

black "people" within eyesight

[Anonymous No.12524266]

>>12524251
Unpozzedly this. No, you're not doing me a favor, this is your job so get to it and step and fetch.

[Anonymous No.12524270]

>>12523483
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.12524279]

You order a Bloody Mary and it comes with an entire entree stuck in it.

[Anonymous No.12524292]

>>12524279
I like when the straw is a hollow slimjim

[Anonymous No.12524310]

>>12523889
This is the biggest red flag. If a place is full of boomer, just turn around and leave. The food is guaranteed to be trash.

[Anonymous No.12524344]

>>12523776
Well you just don't know how to have a good time, my friend! ;)

[Anonymous No.12524444]

>>12523483
There is a children's menu
There are children
Prices on the menu aren't rounded to the nearest £10 in burgerland

[Anonymous No.12524496]

>>12523483
>Empty during the "busy" hours such as lunch or dinnertime.
>Waiters taking too long to serve you.
>Small menu/ no specials
>Cobwebs around the joint
>Blacks loitering out the front
>Doesn't provide happy endings

[Anonymous No.12524512]

>>12523787
>not talking about hentai and nukige in public with your bros
I pity you.

[Anonymous No.12524524]

>>12523498
fpbp

[Anonymous No.12524568]

>>12524444
Quad 4s. Sexy

[Anonymous No.12524620]

>>12523792
This is why I always look to the side off into the distance

[Anonymous No.12524801]

>>12523991
Kek

[Anonymous No.12525172]

>>12524620
>>12523792

Look people in the eyes you fucking sociopaths

[Anonymous No.12525248]

>>12523483
>there's a fly in your drink
Has happened twice

[Anonymous No.12525254]

>>12523483
I think your parents fooled you into going to the dentist's office. Was the main course a shot of sedatives and a small drill?

[Anonymous No.12525366]

>>12523797
>>you have to ask the manager for a key to the bathroom

>employees snorting Meth in bathroom

[Anonymous No.12525385]

>>12523483
It's in america

[Anonymous No.12525387]

>>12523483
Who drinks red wine with jellybeans?

[Anonymous No.12525395]

>>12525366
I'm fine with that as long as there's not a black guy out there who insists on soaping your hands for you so you'll give him money.
Yes, I had one of those people actually apply liquid soap to my hands once. Why the FUCK would I want to pay for that?

[Anonymous No.12526973]

>>12525366
I meant that it's such a shithole they lock the bathroom so non-patrons can't use it. I've only seen this in fast food places though.

[Anonymous No.12526984]

>>12525172
The worst is when its a male waiter and I look down and he thinks I'm checking out his package so he visibly shifts from foot to foot.

[Anonymous No.12526989]

>>12523787
Lose the shame son, nobody cares

[Anonymous No.12526990]

>>12523498
fpbp

[Anonymous No.12527017]

>>12525395
What?

[Anonymous No.12527057]

>>12523483
looks good, would dine.

[Anonymous No.12527075]

>>12523776
That sounds like codys roadhouse down here in good ol bradenton, florida best steaks east of ol texas i reckon

[Anonymous No.12527108]

>>12523483
They 'advertise' that each Saturday night they have 'Bar Bingo' and a 'Meat Raffle'.

[Anonymous No.12527115]

>>12523510
>ethnic/national cuisine restaurant has no people of that ethnicity/nationality eating there

THIS. Also they do not have people of that ethnicity working there.

[Anonymous No.12527124]

>>12527017
He's talking about bathroom attendants. They stand in the bathroom and hand you paper towels to wash your hands and charge you for using the cologne and mouthwash if you want to use them. Stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.12527138]

>>12523923
This isn't always a sign of a bad restaurant. There's a great family owned pizza (plus more) place that has a section on the menu with specialty pizzas named after the owner, his wife, their kids and (the most recent addition) 'The son in law'. Basically it's each of their favorite pizzas. Nice reminder that it's a family owned place.

[Anonymous No.12527172]

>>12527138
cringe

[Anonymous No.12527197]

>>12524310

Spot on, my parents still order from the same Chinese place they did years ago, completely ignoring the quality has dropped and the price has went up. They just put up with it because they assume it'll improve next time (it won't).

>mfw I can't afford anything nice and they're pissing $40+ up the wall on a 2 person meal.

[Anonymous No.12527225]

>>12527172
i wonder what type of person orders pasta from a place like this