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>>12519518did you have a camera on your cock or are you just extremely short
>>12519498absolutely disgusting.id still eat it though
>>12519611Goddamn that would be rotten. Just sitting down to appetizers and bam your night is fucked.
>>12519597hehehe looks like poop hehe
>>12519566>implying a person could ride the cart lift
>>12519611I hope she got yelled at and fired
>>12519525Just kill it, don't torture it!
>>12519639>eating that disgusting toastHow did he get in there?
>>12519668If there were a man or woman in it things would be different, let me tell you.
>>12519681Can you suggest a quick and painless way to kill something that big?
>>12519661baby boars are so cute
>>12519681chinks are retarded, in some areas they believe that the adrenaline released by pain makes food taste better.
>>12519702What they're doing, except start at the other end.
>>12519702A bullet to the head or shotgun shot to the head.
>>12519525what the fuck is it?>>12519681not as fresh that way. things being alive til the last possible moment is valued in asian countries
>>12519788>what the fuck is it?whale shark
>>12519805aw thats kinda mean. they are apparently harmless to humans
>>12519807yeah they eat plankton by swimming around, very harmless to humans.
>>12519586Man I thought that was for Howard at first.
>>12519639by what means does he evacuate when surrounded by egg-barricades?
>>12519489>cuts knife edge into the web between thumb and indexholy shit that knife awareness made me cringe
>>12519638>your night is fucked.How is having some food on your jacket going to fuck your night? How sensitive are you ?
>>12519883He goes out the eggs-it.
>>12519891Nearly sliced into his thumbnail, too.
>>12519730You sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?
>>12519639who will free the king from his egg castle?
>>12519597Imagine the smell.
>>12519498do americans actually eat these burgers?
>>12520244Fucking japs man.
>>12519750It would hardly make a dent, it would just cause it further pain
>>12519883He has to eat all the eggs
>>12520285>japsthose are gooks you dumb fuck
>>12519525>slowly sliced aliveJUST
>>12519518I think they might be in a wheel chair?
>>12520345That's not at all how that meme works, apply yourself or give up.
>>12520348Shut the fuck up, retard.
>>12520285it's not alive, just the nerves being stimulated from a breakdown of enzymes
>>12519448Lemme... just get a slice
>>12519702Maybe cut off its head first?
>>12520285>>12520330>>12520244I went to a gook store and it was like an aquarium. I just took videos of the depressed fish, squid, octopus and sea bugs
>>12519498Is it butter or cheese being rolled onto the burger? Why would they add more outside even though there is a copious amount inside?
>>12520426same for you and me
>>12519708Are you implying the cuteness of baby boars are superior to that of other creatures, or merely remarking on the fact that they possess some degree of cuteness?
>>12520467This is disgusting
>>12519498i cant believe its not butter
>>12519448Why do south americans always have to blast everything with mayo?
>>12519489Do Europeans really do this?
>>12520467Why did he leaned in so closely?
>>12520280Yes, every day
>>12519498What is the point of stacking a burger so tall that it is impossible for one to taste every layer with a single bite?
>>12520330I highly doubt it, Japanese people are known for their appetite for raw food. I wouldn't really bet that this is Korea.
>>12520536He doesn't know the secret to holding a hot bowl without burning himself.
>>12520565>I..I..I know stereotypes! f..f..from /pol/!Koreans can eat raw meat too you stupid racist fuck.
>>12520244>>12519525Asians who do this almost always have awful knife skills
>>12520576Except Japanese are the primary consumers of raw meat out of all the East Asian countries. You should stop your precious feelings from getting in the way of the truth.
>>12520580>>>/pol/you have to go back
>>12520580The only truth here is you are a retarded racist cunt, you should shove your weak argument up your ass, faggot.
>>12520530that's japan bro
>>12519448>mountains on piles of shitWhy m8? It seems they think the quality of a dish is directly proportional to the amount of ingredients added.
>>12520580[confused in Mongolian]
>>12519489but why tho?
>>12519661Do wild boars have parasites or disease? Or is this just tons of delicious suckling pig?
>>12519684What makes it disgusting?
>>12520723>eats food but doesn't know how it's mademilk production is brutal
>>12520724To some degree, yes. I woulsnt go around eating it medium rare. But they make such damn good sausage.
>>12519611intentional, she just can't stand baldies
>>12519983I, Sir Yolksbane
>>12519448Those eggs were only on the grill for like a second. No way they're properly cooked.
>>12520301cast iron air fryer turkheh
>>12519639its unfortunate he died in the egg stand. he never left and his soul is trapped at the area of dismantled egg stand. his gay son did not persue the business is why it left. save this webm in this man's honour. RIP egg bro
>>12520530That's Japan It's okonomiyaki mayo is a common topping for it. Japanese mayo is delicious BTW.
>>12519586what a nightmare
>>12521067kewpie mayo is good to. you can find those at Walmart, best mayo.
>>12520244that's a frog, right?
>>12520534Yes, how du you americans cut your mjölk?
I made this last weekend and they were delicious, it needed a bit more flour than they claimed though
>>12520536he's a fag
>>12519639There he is! There he goes again!
>>12522252What are those little leaf parcel things at 7 seconds in?
>>12522266rice in wine leafs. its a common greek snack.
>>12522261God kids are so fucking dumb.
>>12519489>not even real milk.
>>12520991>skinny american>fat EUlooooool
>>12521015Jealous of what exactly? I wouldn't want to live there even if you paid me.
>>12519448>All that mayowtf americans
>>12519448That's Japan innit?
>>12519489Only thing that would have made this worth watching would be if he cut himself.
>>12519639I wonder how many orphans he killed that tried to steal a carton of eggs
>>12519661The small one that was fast, but not fast enough
>>12520467omfg, is that how he eats ramen? He uses his lips to pull it in his mouth?
>>12520552haha white people!
>>12521283He streams on twitch, he usually streams Fortnite, Smite and Runescape.
>>12521287She looks like a white woman trying to look like a Korean
>>12522458Lots of people have been doing that. Furious Pete started doing the same thing as a way to try to keep views up.
>>12522460>pale skin + hooker lipstick = koreanuhm.
>>12522252Where's the meat?
>>12519639>imagine the shells
>>12522602Wait, do you people not eat your egg shells? It's where all the vitamins are.
>>12519951Back to >>>/r/eddit with you, tranny.
>>12520467friendly reminder that this dude is an international human trafficker and often visits strange countries in order to procure fresh children
>>12522294Have you ever watched a webm and realized you had unconciously took out a knife and got ready to kill whoever made it because it made you so goddamn angry that your socks were wet with the blood that was running out of your ears from the incoherent screams of rage and fury you were emmiting? Because that's me now.
>>12522261I really expected a "wasted" or "you died" at the end there
>>12521992For all that speed, she's not doing a good job turning them.
>>12519661what's the next step here?dump a bunch of rounds into them?if so, very metal
>>12522952I feel constipated just watching this being made
>>12522261Fuck, I could watch kids fall all day, I don’t give a shit about your kids.
>>12521992>Tfw no qt asian in a wig to turn my balls
>>12522764good post fellow redditor
>>12520847I've seen so much horrific shit on this site why is this so viscerally upsetting?
>>12522266stuffed grape leaves, they're really good
>>12519611>Here is yer salad ya bald cunts!Based brit
>>12522964>A shitton of cheese, fatty meat, carbs, and a tiny bit of greens (probably for garnish and not eaten)wtf america
>>12523022Watching these food abomination webms makes me hate Mexicans so fucking much.
>>12523041Do Americans really do this?
>>12523103>arugula>dried sliced meats>roast potatoes>those small pickles and onions>actual wheel of cheese>european looking shoes on female passerbysThis could be literally anywhere in Europe.
>>12523133Thanks for replying.
>>12519489>mjölkIs there any other language that is its own parody more than Icelandic?
>>12523129Wow, so europeons are even worse than americans...
>>12522952Anyone got this with sound? I need to know his thoughts, before, during, and after.
>>12522952looks like some slurry I used to mix up early in the morning, toss most into toilet and on the seat. Smear some on my chin and lip, than cry to my mom about not feeling good. Stayed home to watch price is right and ricki lake, eat popsicles and drink gatorade. Always worked.
>>12519498O SAY CAN U SEE
>>12519489This is ja/ck/?
>>12523313OH YES MOMMY SPANK ME HARDER MOMMY PLEASE MOmmY I NEED IT PLEASE MOMMY PUT YOUR BEEF INTO MY MOUTH MOMMY SQUEEZE YOUR SWEET SAVOURY SIROP DOWN MY THROAT MOMMY I NEED IT MOMMY MOMMY I'M SUCH A BAD GIRL PLEASE SPANK ME WITH YOUR PADDLE MOMMY PLEASE I NEED ITT MOMMYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>12523434>perfectly smooth oval area with no blood or rednessFaker than her face.
>>12523119>>12523139this is all food from commissary it's meant for criminals
>>12522723We know, we are just powerless to stop him
>>12523534>Would you eat this absurdly cheesy burger?No, I wouldn't even pick it up. And that webm proves why serving food on anything but plates is fucking stupid.
>>12523479Man you could hold your hand in that flame thrice as long as those shrimp were in it and still not feel a thing.
>>12523479Does this work?
>>12523560>I don't eat food unless I can pick it up with my bare hands and stay clean afterwardsBased tidy barbarian.
>>12523625We get it, you thought your post was the funniest thing in the world. So much so that you made your own epic screen cap of it. We get it, move on.
>>12523247>this is the one webm that people don't spam with "Do Americans really do this?" despite it being the only one that really fitsReally causes one to ponder
>>12523685Maybe it's the german text, which indicates the german channel and the german show that it's from, you brain dead frog poster.
>>12523685Everyone knows Americans really do that
>>12523313Satan should probably just straight up steal this for the third circle of hell, guarantee its way more degenerate than what he already has down there.
>>12521992i know the impressive part is supposed to be the speed and precision but hers aren't even remotely browned like the ones on the set next to her, which are being cooked by a guy literally squatting on the floor
>>12523863rather than being related to skill it's more likely that the browner ones have been cooking for longeralso >her
>>12523863>hernooo look closer mate.
>>12523022That'll be 13.99, plus tip.
>>12523031What the fuck?
>>12523119As an American, you can bet your ass that I am absolutely horrified that anyone, let alone other Americans, do shit like this.
>>12519661the small one on the far left looks like got his neck stuck under it
>>12523031>scoops avo outOkay>bit of citrusOkay, I don't see the pro->pestleW-what? Well at least she's going to mash it I guess>raw eggThat's not how you make guac->face paintJESUS
>>12523114This comes across as a total wank, but I bet it's actually tasty.
>>12519679really not her fault they tried to fit 20 tables in a space made for half that. customers can't even mean back without bumping heads with the person behind them
>>12521992imagine having to wear a shitty wig to work everyday for some minimum wage menial shit. fucking japan
>>12522252>REQ team hard at work with investor funds
>>12524175Maybe people tip her on top of her wage?
>>12519489Icelanders often suffer from island fever, so they develop weird behavoirs to occupy their time
>>12524275Yuropeens are subhuman
>>12523143right one is qt
>>12524416this is upsetting
I need this.
Have you guys ever had Kobe beef?
>>12521468Could this also just make some sort of sweet bread? I'm already too fat to make cinnamon rolls
>>12519489We are so fucked when World War III comes around
>>12523313An actual, literal punishment midget.
>>12524533not gonna lie, I'd try it
>>12519498>stacking shit that high
>>12524491Is that meant to be for one person? God damn you fat fucks.
>>12523022I get to thinking that there's no way mexico can be the fattest country on earth, but then I see this shitand then I get to understanding why the US is second place
>>12524533Why do New Yorkers piss me off so much?
>>12520576>>12520588>first to mention /pol/rent free
>>12523565should've paid more attention in high school physics
>>12524754I'm not upset that this sandwich exists, I'm upset by the online media trying to make it seem more important than it is. Probably a good move to only sell 3 a day. I'd wager that exclusivity makes a lot of people interested and gets their foot in the door.
>>12519605Sauce on the grill
>>12523565No.The heat will not transfer through the prawn quickly enough to cook it without burning it. It will be burnt on the outside and raw on the inside. If burnt at all.
>>12519498holy shit this is triggering mewhy not just drop the sauce from above to coat it instead of removing bits and pieces from the burger
>>12524867Ariel Rebel.Man, she must have been in the business for a decade by now.
>>12524895The grill you fucking retard
>>12524275>>12524416>>12524475Based Kay. Shame she left youtube
>>12524928She moved to a different channel for some reason.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BsRYiPF2-E
>>12524763>Obsessed about people shitting on /pol/go dilate, alt right tranny
>>12522614Based and big lennypilled
>>12524933>mfw she has a second channel I didn't know about
>>12524944She said that she got HAX'd by trolls.
>>12523313I want to eat there sometime.I'm fat enough to be accepted by them, but not fat enough to fit in with them. Such is life in the constant bear mode.
>>12523247God this is just the pizza version of sketti isn't it
>>12523565Mythbusters tried to recreate it, they had to resort to a long line of blast furnaces and it still didn't work
>>12524275>Boiling minced meat?>Water/oil isn't even hot>Just scoops it straight in
>>12520991>I don't care at all>draws a seething cartoon to show how much he doesn't care
>>12520724boar meat is pretty gamey and tough, so, it's basicaly only good for paté and in stew cooked for a ridiculously long time.
>>12520426While true its still ghoulish
>>12523031We did this at work. It feels pretty good actually and makes your skin soft as fuck
>>12524533>Cutting off the crustFucking savages
>>12523565clearly it did. look at the prawns at the end.
>>12523119Yeah but I usually just buy the premade stuff
>>12523114Why do all that when you could just place them on a plate?
>>12523143What is their target audience?
>>12523534Do Americans really?
>>12521992god i wish those were me
>>12522020>me pouring a shot of vodka
>>12523444>)that was my thought but im not sure how they would have faked it
>>12524482you need to have sex
>>12524529It might work, but I suspect the buns on their own without the butter, sugar, cinnamon or icing wouldn't be particularly sweet
Is there an easy way to make webms online for free?t. mac user
>>12524765>the hotel floor after party night
>>12520724I doubt they'll eat all those pigs. Probably just kill them and dump then somewhere.
>>12524529The bread isjust brioche fatty
>>12523940>Taps your mums arse
>>12525233Japanese bread tastes weird wonderbread even if you buy it from a bakery anyway
>>12519661Source?Need to see more context.
>>12520724wild boars fuck up land and crops rooting for grubs and rootslarge groups are a pest issue
>>12519605i'd enjoy watching this chick try to fry something in a shallow pan with no splatter guard
>>12520611dumb korean gook detectedcry more han faggot
>>12523594The lil hand shake always destroys me.
>>12521106I wish my walmart still sold it. Only bought it twice before it was taken off the shelves. Definitely a richer flavor.
>>12523119In prison, they absolutely do this. I worked with a bunch of work-release inmates and I saw this many times.
>>12525435well they're definitely fags so I'm going to go with children. gotta groom that next gen, amirite
>>12523444pulled the hair out not her scalp off and the skin hasn't had a chance to react yet.are you retarded?
>>12523655satisfying except for the bubbles
>>12525764Okay I have an old linux laptop running mint. What do I do then?
>>12523247if you google image search domestic pig comes up
>>12524533>$100/lb$85 for about 4ozDamn these captchas on 4channel, 4chan isn't this bad.
>>12522952>that smug fucking face he gives every time
>>12524765Time to get up and leave with no tip
>>12519498this makes me proud of being american, and i'm not even american
>>12523534why is american cheese so runny
>>12525917It's the bark/crust from the seasoning that forms when meat is slow cooked like that. Unless you meant the burnt ends, in which case, well yeah.
>>12524482>we want the juicero audience
>>12519611>fat bald manletsthey were basically asking for it
>>12525922because it's maybe 5% cheese if you're lucky
>>12520724>Do wild boars have parasites or disease?here people send samples to a lab usually before eating Boar meat to check for Trichinosis
>>12524936t. alt left tranny
>>12524867>>12524906sauce on the grill will burn you retard, sauce goes on good, at most on the plate as bed
>>12523143What in the fuck
>>12522266dolma, can find it anywhere turks have set foot>>12525435white middle class females 10-18yrs
>>12525562I make webms with a smart phone, it's not that hard.
>>12526045Do 18-year-old young adults really watch that kind of content with genuine joy and interest?
>>12526134help an anon out then!
>>12526187download a video, get app convert to mp4 video. (makes webms to and the app icon is orange) if you cant figure it out from there, you'll never be able to do it.
>>12523685she must be one of those ethnic german-american that emigrated back to the homeland. I cant believe a european can do shit like this
>>12526272Jesus. I'm ashamed to be a chink. These retards really think live food ensures the utmost freshness. I mean, they're not wrong but it's fucking ridiculous.
>>12526647Killing it humanely right before it's prepared would result in better meat. ikejime'd fish taste better than any other method.
>>12525922That's nacho cheese so not pure cheese.
>>12525947Why would it matter if you cook it through in the end?
>>12525917Honestly burnt BBQ (at a certain point) isn't really all that bad, it adds a really a nice flavor to it