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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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My son, confess to me your culinary sins.

>> No.12518982

I only eat fruit

>> No.12518984

>>12518982
why?

>> No.12518990

>>12518978
You really need to make this thread every fucking day?

>> No.12518994

>>12518990
When will you part from your wicked ways? When will you stop eating shitty frozen foods from the Asian market anon?

>> No.12519001

>>12518978
I put lemon juice on my lentils soup

>> No.12519009

>>12519001
nothing wrong with that

>> No.12519012

I went to Canada and I don't think I like poutine. Mayonnaise is still better on fries.

>> No.12519013

>>12518984
Because it's healthy and delicious

>> No.12519018

>>12519009
Really? Other people think i am a freak for doing it

>> No.12519020

i intentionally overcook every microwave dinner because i hate how mushy they can be

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>>12518978
I only made one rack of these, and left 2 more in the fridge. i plan to do the others tomorrow, but these turned out so good it felt like a crime to not do them all up at once.

>> No.12519139

I make waffles from scratch and the batter tastes really good so sometimes I dip the waffles into the remaining batter

>> No.12519154

i mix mayo into literally everything i eat and add the word salad to the end of it

>> No.12519180

I use an instantpot for just about all meats. It's just so tender I can't help it

>> No.12519185

>>12518982
do you get protein by cumming in your own mouth or something?

>> No.12519188

>>12519139
post batter recipe and say 3 hail deenz

>> No.12519190

i don’t know how to cook anything other than basics like eggs and stuff.

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>>12518978
I made people guess what this is.

>> No.12519208

>>12519193
bacon wrapped and cheese filled fried shrimp?

>> No.12519217

>>12519208
Are you sure, anon?
There's a 'part 2' to this image.

>> No.12519220

>>12519217
Fuck. I keep forgetting there's no spoilers in /ck/. I need to get out of /vg/ more often.

>> No.12519226

>>12519217
is it on a scale? why are you weighing it, anon?

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>>12519226
You tried.

>> No.12519237

>>12519233
yikes

>> No.12519239

>>12519237
Yep. And now you know.

>> No.12519247

>>12518994
Until healthy food actually taste like junk food.

>> No.12519251

>>12519185
>muh protein

Moron

>> No.12519258

Buying pre-made sandwiches, even though I know I can A) make them better myself, and B) are cheaper overall when done so.

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>>12519239
u nasty

>> No.12519284

>>12519268
>(Dead)
>[Deleted]
is this 4chanx? you should kill yourself

>> No.12519290

>>12518978
I don't save my pasta water for any dish. I think it's fucking nasty and doesn't add anything to sauces which I make separately.

>> No.12519294

>>12519258
I do this alot too. They're always so bad. I get them from Wawa most times when i don't feel like waiting.

I had a chipotle wrap from there once and it was 75% lettuce and 25% """chicken"""

>> No.12519298

>>12519284
why? i enable it to expose retards like u. the internet is forever

>> No.12519308

>>12519298
i didn’t post the pic, i said yikes to it. and i think 4chanx is cringe and also yikes, which is why i told you to kill yourself. it’s not hard to figure out a post is deleted

>> No.12519314

>>12519298
That wasn't me you replied to. I deleted it to give more of a "whoa what did he posted" funny effect.

>> No.12519328

>>12519268
That wasn't the first time the pic was posted.

>> No.12519341

>>12519251
dont call me a moron anon. do you not need protein to survive?

>> No.12519342

>>12518978
I haven't cooked anything in a month

>> No.12519410

>>12518978
>I find pesto the best topping on toast
>Poached eggs taste better on toast with salt, pepper, and green jalapeno Tabasco sauce
>Jack Daniels is the best whisky
>I put salt, pepper, balsamic vinegar and parmesan on my tomato and basil soup
>mayonnaise tastes good on fries
>I mix my miso soup in my ramen
>Bacon pancetta tastes great with pasta and pesto
>I prefer linguine over spaghetti

>> No.12519447

>>12518978
I put myself down too much when i cook

>> No.12519554

>>12518978

I drove over 500 miles on a road trip to try Jollibee. It's actually not all that bad!

>> No.12519555
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12519555

I haven't cooked my own food for ~3 years

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>>12518978

>> No.12520659

>>12518978
One time I thought I could make a quick soft boiled egg by putting in a bowl of water and into the microwave.

>> No.12520778

>>12519217
I was there for that original thread, back before /ck/ got murdered by shitposters.

>> No.12520783

>>12519555
how is that possibles

>> No.12520785

>>12518978
I like to dip bananas in ketchup

>> No.12520801

>>12520785
Kill yourself

>> No.12520836

>>12519341
You only need 20-40g. Excess protein is bad for your kidneys.

>> No.12521151

I put ketchup on fucking everything and eat my steaks with BBQ sauce. Both sugar free

>> No.12521350

>>12518978
I seasoned muh cutting board

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>>12518978
I ate the bones

>> No.12521673

>>12518978
I used canned mushrooms on a fried rice plate yesterday

>> No.12521714

>>12520836
>t. manlet with no muscle mass
Have fun making gainz with 20g of protein daily, that’s like 1 meal

>> No.12521773

>>12519139
True American

>> No.12521779

>>12518978
i added plum tomatoes to a ragu

>> No.12521787

>>12520654
No way

>> No.12521808

>>12519410
have you tried mayo and gravy on fries

>> No.12521866

>>12518978
My wife is an unimaginative cook and she's very apprehensive about trying new things

>> No.12522045
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12522045

Once I wanted to pour some honey on my cereal, but the bottle turned out to be of vinegar.

>> No.12522126

>>12519308
>4chanx is cringe
based ipad poster

>> No.12522149

mushrooms are disgusting in 70 percent of culinary contexts. keep your rubbery fungus off my lawn.

>> No.12523057
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I only eat chicken if it's boneless.

I can eat it if it does have bones, but I need to use a fork unless it's a leg/drumstick and it doesn't taste as good to me since you have to noodle twist your fork to get a small forkful of meat which is shit compared to being able to just chomp down and savor the entire bite.

If there is literally any other food that I can eat then I'll just have that instead.

>> No.12523707

>>12518978
I use garlic powder instead of chopped garlic since it saves me time

>> No.12523805

>>12518978
I grilled some Wagyu filet mignon the other day and overcooked it straight up... first time in 10 years I have overcooked a steak, and of course it had to be the one thats like $130/lb fml

>> No.12523915

>>12519555
What the fuck are you doing in this board then?

>> No.12524093

>>12522045
so did you eat it or not?

>> No.12524233

>>12524093
I was so angry because of the waste of good cereal and milk that I did try, but it tasted so disgusting I was gonna puke it anyway so I ended up tossing it out in the sink

>> No.12524248

I split a pan sauce that I had Brandy in, because I was drunk. Then I tossed it all and started again and made it actually great, but I used over a half bottle of my dad's Brandy. I still laugh about it because him and I have a shit connection, so I don't really care about wasting his shit. Either way, I guess that's a sin in the eyes of most people.

>> No.12524260

>>12523805
should sous vide that then finished on grill, it'll cost less to buy a new immersion circulator than waste a good piece of meat

>> No.12524269

I'm a bitch when it comes to hard liquor. I can't eat tomato's by themselves, only if they're processed into something like ketchup or in some kind of dish/sandwich/salad. I cannot eat squash except butternut squash for some reason.

>> No.12524335

>>12521714
>>12521714
>im swollen and inflamed with failing organs
ok bud

>> No.12524342

I like to think of myself as a cooking enthusiast and I buy a lot of exotic ingredients and tools, but I mainly just watch youtube videos and copy their recipe as exact as possible. There are a lot of basics that I'm still barely proficient at. I'll try to make an excuse to flambe something but I can't cook a piece of chicken without following a guide. I'll order fancy expensive canned tomatoes but I couldn't really tell you the difference between them and regular tomatoes, or even explain what I'm trying to get out of using exotic ingredients other than making it "better".

>> No.12524355

>>12520836
You would really have to fuck yourself right up for that to happen. I mean like erry day you did LA Beast style mountains of bacon and 5 lb burgers.

By then you are gonna have other problems.

>> No.12524359

sneed

>> No.12524365

>>12518978
I've only been eating one big meal per day for the last two weeks and I feel like I'll never go back to a normal way of life now that my body has adjusted

>> No.12524390

>>12524365
good job anon, keep it up

>> No.12524492

I eat most food fairly plain, rarely try new things, and don't like to mix stuff together. Apparently this is very common in autism which I'm pretty sure I have. The only thing in my omelets is cheese, pepper, and maybe a bit of ketchup on top.

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12524515

Literally 99% of my vegetable intake is frozen pees I just throw in a boiling kettle for 3 minutes.

>> No.12524518

>>12519013
T. Every uneducated vegan ever

>> No.12524521

>>12518978
I eat carbs, the root of all evil

>> No.12524666

>>12519154
So you enjoy dick and ass salad?

>> No.12524741

>>12519020
It's not the overcooking that is the sin here

>> No.12524750

I think veges and greens are a nuisance

>> No.12524766

>>12519185
A true nut is a fruit. Good source of protein and fat. Your average person doesn't even need much protein anyway.

>> No.12524784

>>12518978

I don't eat fruit and very little vegetables.

>> No.12524802

>>12518978
> I was abused by the priest in OP's pic.
> Now I can't eat hotdogs without having to deep-throat them first.

>> No.12524812

>>12518978
I reuse utensils without washing them.

>> No.12524820

>>12524812

how do you eat at a restaurant?

>> No.12524825

>>12524820
I just mean at home when I'm on week three without washing dishes and have to reuse stuff until I get around to cleaning up.

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>>12524515
>pees

>> No.12524898

I eat cheese with my bare hands
daily
I'm french

>> No.12524903

>>12524898
>bare handing triple cream brie
madman

>> No.12524907

>>12524903
fuck I love brie so much

>> No.12524909

>>12524898
I eat shredded cheese the way I'd eat chips. I ate whole brie the way I'd eat a chocolate bar. I'm not French though

>> No.12524912

I don't follow the "two knuckles in the back, one in the front" rule when using a knife to chop things :(

I could hurt myself, but it's just more comfortable.

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>>12524909
yum

>> No.12525280

>>12518978
I seethe at people that can cook one fucking thing better then me and immiedietly try to out-do them out of envy and spite. Even if it's my family or gf.

>> No.12525285

>>12518978
I molested our 3 years old piggy, she didn't seem to mind, though. Thing is, father, I want another go with her.

>> No.12525293

>>12518978
I literally only eat one thing for lunch, scrambled eggs, and I literally only eat four things for dinner that I rotate every week. I've counted their macros and I know how to make them so it's safe, cheap and easy. Everything new I try feels like it would ruin my balance and I'm a shitty cook.

>> No.12525363

I like cooking but I don't actually care for eating

>> No.12525367

>>12518978
I don't like seafood. I'll eat pretty much anything else.

>> No.12525500

>>12518990
>Hi I'm anon and instead of just not participating in threads I don't like, I must sperg out and complain in them

>> No.12525645

>>12518978
i ate left overs from>>12521779

>> No.12525655

>>12519308
>yikes
https://www.reddit.com

>> No.12525674

I throw tons of food out. Hey if the needed would step up on my doorstep once a week, I happilly give them my leftovers.
(they never will)

>> No.12526216

I secretly miss when I was out of control
>get off work
>go across the street to liquor store
>buy a handle
>go down the street to McDonald's
>order 20 cheeseburgers
>in between pickup window and speaker box
>fill up 20 oz cup with liquor
>chug the entire thing in the drive-through
>get home
>alcohol just settling in
>wasted by the time I get into apartment
>pack bong as tight as I can
>smoke all of it
>eat all 20 burgers
>pass out
>repeat the next day

>> No.12526222

>>12519193
That's one horny bunny

>> No.12526328

>>12518984
Makes my junk taste like bubblegum

>> No.12526351

>>12525367
I never understood why people sont like seafood, what is it you hate about it

>> No.12526613

>>12526216
Why do you miss that?