DISHWASHER STEAK

[Anonymous No.12518515]

Does this shit actually work?? Will post results, secret ways to cook food thread

[Anonymous No.12518530]

Looks like it worked?

[Anonymous No.12518537]

>>12518530

[Anonymous No.12518540]

i hate you

[Anonymous No.12518541]

If the steak is good quality you could eat it raw if you wanted to. I'm not sure why you'd bother with some retarded meme when you could just throw it in a pan over some fire for 2 minutes.

[Anonymous No.12518549]

>>12518530
What type of consumer dishwasher only runs for 4 minutes? Also it looks like it would be okay if you gave it a quick and hot sear. But i think i call bullshit on "ill try it and report back" because no dishwasher seriously runs for that short of a time, atleast for consumer used. Fake and op is a faggot and nigger.

[Anonymous No.12518552]

>>12518541
Two minutes total, one each side.
It's perfectly rare throughout with a thin crust, I can never get the doneness just right on a grill or cast iron, always too little pink and too much brown,

[Anonymous No.12518553]

>>12518549
Consumer use*

[Anonymous No.12518555]

>>12518552
Use higher heat

[Anonymous No.12518559]

>>12518549
I put it in three hours ago, just ate the steak a few seconds ago, didn't eat all the gross parts

[Anonymous No.12518565]

Seasoned with table salt and ground pepper, cooked in coconut oil, flipped with a spatula because I'm poor

[Anonymous No.12518567]

>>12518515
>secret ways to cook food thread
My college didn't allow anything to cook food in dorms (no toaster ovens, microwaves, hot plates etc) but did allow coffee makers. I have cooked everything you can possibly imagine on pic related. Put the glass thing off to the side and use the burner. I would use aluminum pie tins as pans or wrap stuff up in aluminum foil and let it bake (flipping every 5 mins). Steaks, a small chicken, pork chops, stir fries, rice, etc.

[Anonymous No.12518573]

>>12518567
>My college didn't allow anything to cook food in dorms
thats retarded, but good job fucking them with your own system.

[Anonymous No.12518577]

>>12518559
You were fucking disingenuous by saying "will post results" while showing a raw steak when you couldve just fucking posted the steak after being in a dishwasher in the present tense, comparing before and after fuck you and your psychological scheming you faggot aids ridden cocksucker

[Anonymous No.12518586]

>>12518577
Not even OP, but why are you so fucking mad lmao

[Anonymous No.12518590]

>>12518567
>cooking not allowed

[Anonymous No.12518595]

>>12518586
>Not even OP
there is no reason to defend his clickbait thread. he could have said
>here is the before pic of me cooking a steak in the dishwasher

[Anonymous No.12518597]

>>12518590
Maybe they think it's too much of a fire hazard? I've heard of dumber shit

[Anonymous No.12518611]

>>12518597

Dorms don't have sprinklers?

[Anonymous No.12518612]

>>12518611
No, actually. Not inside the rooms anyway.

[Anonymous No.12518617]

>>12518537
Howd you get those sear marks?

[Anonymous No.12518622]

>>12518515
>they were too busy wondering if they could, they never stopped to think if they should

[Anonymous No.12518624]

>>12518617
This >>12518537

[Anonymous No.12518643]

>>12518617
>>12518624
Seared it 1min on each side afterwards to give it a nice crust, >>12518565

[Anonymous No.12518662]

>>12518595
the more you say the more funny it gets

[Anonymous No.12519245]

>>12518577
You know most cookalong threads aren't in real time, right? And when they are, people get pissy because they have to wait to see the results

[Anonymous No.12519260]

>>12518515

I love my toilet kitchen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmMF8vzPuiA

[Anonymous No.12519306]

>>12518617
put the dishwasher on Broil

[Anonymous No.12519311]

>>12518577
sperg

>>12518573
>>12518590
probably to force students to buy expensive meal plans

[Anonymous No.12519982]

>>12518549
>20190620_184926.jpg
>20190620_202833.jpg
photos taken 1h 40m apart.

[Anonymous No.12520046]

>>12518540
based and hatred pilled

[Anonymous No.12520352]

>>12518515
Who the fuck boils/steams their steak. Fucking degenerates.

[Anonymous No.12520361]

>>12520352
I sous vide mine for 3 and a half hours before grilling it you filthy room temperature iq casual., the dishwasher just does it for you apparently.

[Anonymous No.12520368]

>>12520361
>sous vide

[Anonymous No.12520379]

>>12518611
even if they have sprinklers, they don't want them going off all the time.

[Anonymous No.12520573]

>>12520361
>Sous vide
Is that french for I'm a raging faggot who boils steak?

[Anonymous No.12520579]

>>12520573
>130F
>boiling
Americant education, everyone!

[Anonymous No.12520637]

>>12520579
>Boiling steak in the dishwasher
>Educated
Do tell more, Pierre.

[Anonymous No.12520667]

>>12520637
It fucking worked though, according to op and various shit online it does work perfectly, I'm doing it tonight

[Anonymous No.12520679]

>>12518567
Le corporate tax fun zone. We will build lazy rivers and rock climbing walls with bad bonds but god damned u will buy our meal plans and increase our profit margins!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.12520712]

>>12518515
>heating up food in contact with plastic
enjoy your man tits

[Anonymous No.12520742]

>>12520712
I wish I had some boobs to play with, I would save so much money

[Anonymous No.12520772]

>>12519306

[Anonymous No.12520815]

>>12518559
The fat looks so disgusting.

>>12518565
What'd you use the Raid for?

>>12518577
lmao imagine getting this buttfrustated

[Anonymous No.12521049]

>>12520815
Roaches in the dishwasher and kitchen
Ribeye is supposed to be the best steak but I hate those fat veins,

[Anonymous No.12521052]

>>12520815
Roaches in the dishwasher and kitchen
Ribeye is supposed to be the best steak but I hate those fat veins,

[Anonymous No.12521055]

>>12518565
>coconut oil
ew, doesn't this leave it with a slightly coconut after taste?

[Anonymous No.12521149]

This board is full of literal faggots holy shit

[Anonymous No.12521347]

>>12520667
I mean sous vide is basically the same thing...

[Anonymous No.12521415]

>>12521055
Yes but the salt and pepper overpower it

[Anonymous No.12521425]

>>12521347
This is a secret cooking methods thread, a 'life hack' if you will, why go to all that Rich folk trouble of using a sue vide mechanism when I have a perfectly usable dishwasher?
>no timer
>no complex water circulation system
>no distracting temperature settings
Just turn it on and come back to it

[Anonymous No.12522665]

>>12518611
water damage can be almost as bad as fire damage in it's own way

[Anonymous No.12522857]

>>12521425
Who can afford a dishwasher but not a stupid kitchen timer? You can even use an app.

[Anonymous No.12524140]

>>12518573
It prevents students from starting fires and constantly setting off smoke alarms in very small, often cluttered spaces. Many dorms provide kitchens for students who would like to cook. Mine had a large kitchen with dining area where lots of students would bake desserts though I don't think many would cook meals.

[Anonymous No.12524152]

>>12518611
Yes they do. Whoever said no either isn't in the US or is a lying faggot.

[Anonymous No.12524199]

>>12521052
Can you get tri tip? In my area they cost less than ribeye, around $7.50/lb, and don't have huge globs of fat in them.

[Anonymous No.12524205]

>>12521055
You can buy coconut oil that doesn't have coconut taste, too.

[Anonymous No.12524445]

>>12518577
Eh, but he did post results. You're just a dumbass who assumed it was going to be in real time loooool

[Anonymous No.12524479]

>>12518515

you let an empty dishwasher run to 'cook' your steak? you're such a fucking cunt.