/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12518234]

If you only hate $9000 per month to spend on food, what would you eat?

[Anonymous No.12518239]

$9,000 worth of lentils and brown rice. I'd have at least 6 fully formed bowel movements per day.

[Anonymous No.12518245]

Cocaine, cigarettes and liquor

[Anonymous No.12518248]

>>12518234
Steak and eggs, and a new griddle and poached egg maker while I'm at it.

[Anonymous No.12518249]

>>12518234
A burger from five guys.

[Anonymous No.12518250]

I'd rather kill myself than subsist on the slop I'd be able to afford on that budget.

[Anonymous No.12518313]

a whole lot of chili and beans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf0dDLCnFAQ

[Anonymous No.12518320]

>>12518234
Pure salt

[Anonymous No.12518323]

i'd buy a black truffle and a white truffle put some in risottos to compare the flavors. i've never had truffle before. then i'd stock up on quinoa

[Anonymous No.12518329]

>>12518234
Quesedillas

[Anonymous No.12518336]

>>12518245
id still go over budget from the coke pretty quick

[Anonymous No.12518337]

with $9000/month i could finally afford to buy vegan staples like beans and pasta!

[Anonymous No.12518344]

Twelve lines of cocaine a day, a pack of darts each time I crave a snack and four tabs of acid to take the edge off the day.

[Anonymous No.12518346]

>>12518336
i don't know man an oz lasts me 3 weeks and thats only $1000

pretty sure if i use any more in a smaller time period im dead

[Anonymous No.12518347]

>$300 every single day
I'd struggle to spend that much unless alcohol is included

[Anonymous No.12518358]

>>12518234
What the fuck? I only bring in $5,000 a month to cover all my expenses, and I'm still only 125 lbs. The hell was he eating?

[Anonymous No.12518363]

>>12518234
I'd be importing cheeses and sit in my underwear during the summer eating cheese and watching TV.

[Anonymous No.12518374]

>I can't afford healthy food
Is their a single bigger myth? Why do people get away with this still?

[Anonymous No.12518400]

I'd hire someone at $5k a month to buy me $1k a week in different ingredients and prepare breakfast, lunch, snacks, and dinner for me. I'd change to a different person each month so I can taste cuisine from all over the world, give some students/immigrants a decent income, and not have to worry about spending 2 hours a day or so on food prep/waste.

[Anonymous No.12518409]

>>12518374
Because they've never learned how to budget, cook, or be a fully functional human being. Every single one of those people rely on some corporate entity to shovel overpriced and fattening food down their gullets.

[Anonymous No.12518410]

>>12518358
post pucci

[Anonymous No.12518411]

>>12518249
He said only $9,000 a month.

[Anonymous No.12518453]

9000 chicken fajitas

[Anonymous No.12518474]

>>12518234
20 burning hot wings for every meal 3 times a day every day, so about $60 a day or $1800 a month. I'd use the other $7200 on medical bills to keep me and my forsaken anus on life support to continue eating the wings.

[Anonymous No.12518477]

>>12518346
my ass gets thirsty on coke so most of it would be handed out to whores thats why, which is why we dont touch the shit in the first place. solo id be okay, but its not realistic

[Anonymous No.12518492]

>>12518234

This guy died.

[Anonymous No.12518501]

>>12518411
I said only the burger, I wasn't getting fries.

[Anonymous No.12518536]

>>12518234
For me it’s the mcchicken

[Anonymous No.12518546]

>>12518249

kekked and rolled on floor laughing

[Anonymous No.12518562]

>>12518477
>sharing coke with woman

yeah i learned that lesson pretty hard

coke by yourself is pretty fun but not as fun as going out with friends to the bar with it. I keep that shit on the down low, I'm too giving of a person when im on coke and piratically give that shit away for free

[Anonymous No.12518627]

>>12518249
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.12518640]

>>12518249
at least the down pyament, anyway

[Anonymous No.12518664]

>>12518492
Good, did they film it?

[Anonymous No.12518681]

>>12518374
because when you live exclusively off of pre-packaged garbage, the healthy versions of that pre-packaged garbage is more expensive

Little do they know if they bought fresh fruits, vegetables, unprocessed whole grains (you know, actual healthy foods) that it would save a fuck ton of money

[Anonymous No.12518695]

>>12518234
Everyone has a cheap food they enjoy. The highest tier restaurant connoisseurs will go home and orgasm at a bowl of lucky charms or some $2 frozen pizza. You can happily, unhealthily, live on less than $200 a month worth of food and love every minute of it.

[Anonymous No.12518699]

>>12518234
Lentils, brown rice, arugula, kiwi, blueberries, avocado, almonds, many assorted and expensive teas, artichokes, pineapple, dragonfruit, bread - all organic

[Anonymous No.12518769]

>>12518234
>$9,000
Barrels of whiskey and bacon.

[Anonymous No.12518799]

Alot of salmon and beef. But mostly alot of salmon.

[Anonymous No.12518804]

>>12518234
About 288 McChickens per day.

[Anonymous No.12518841]

>>12518234
Weed, cocaine, cigarettes, whiskey, beer. And probably, just regular meat and potato meals, panfried whatever meat i fancy, mashed or fried potatoes, and either gravy with the mash, or some condiment with the fried potatoes.

[Anonymous No.12518849]

>>12518234
Only 9000 what the fuck do u mean

[Anonymous No.12518858]

>>12518234
wtaf
That's an enormous amount of money for food per month! I would eat like a King, nigga, I would always eat out at good restaurants I always wanted to try

[Anonymous No.12518864]

"only"? I spend much less than $9k a year on food

[Anonymous No.12518883]

>>12518234

cigarettes, diet drinks, vyvanse, kvass, steamed sauerkraut, pelmeni, pickles, and borsch. maybe potato salad too

[Anonymous No.12518919]

>>12518234
>Only have $5000 to last me until July 1st
Help me

[Anonymous No.12518941]

>>12518245
based!

[Anonymous No.12518967]

>>12518410

[Anonymous No.12518998]

>>12518234
Last year my company gave me $1500 a month for food and I pocketed 90% of that

[Anonymous No.12519057]

>>12518249
Joke
>>12518411
The exact same joke. Stop doing this, Reddit.

[Anonymous No.12519212]

>>12518234
>see typo
>see reply count
>look forward to reading the hilarious responses
>not a sausage

[Anonymous No.12519222]

>>12519057
Uh, no sweaty. That's playing along for the banter. People you know might find you less of a bore if you learned how to do this.

[Anonymous No.12519429]

>>12519222
Lol the old "People don't like you because you don't go along with every low hanging joke." You definitely outed yourself as a reddit nigger with that post.

[Anonymous No.12519439]

>>12519429
I have done things like you wouldn't believe. You would be amazed by me.

[Anonymous No.12519538]

>>12519439
anything you could share?
how do I into being amazing

[Anonymous No.12519548]

>>12518492
Is that my 600 pound life?
I've never actually seen it but I assume they all die right?
or do some actually lose the weight and become professional flying squirrels

[Anonymous No.12519553]

>>12518919
what could you possibly be spending money on?
or was this a joke

[Anonymous No.12519622]

>>12518400
This guy knows what's up.

[Anonymous No.12519626]

>>12518249
Heh

[Anonymous No.12520107]

>>12519222
what a pathetic response

[Anonymous No.12520114]

soft shell crab, caviar, prosciutto, calamari steaks, cowboy tomahawks, prime rib, poke/sushi, exotic game meats, arugula, long pig, caviar, peking duck. succling pig, swan

[Anonymous No.12520429]

>>12520114
>long pig

[Anonymous No.12520441]

>>12519548
>become professional flying squirrels
I huckled.
Also yeah, most of them die. Fucking look at them. If they were capable of stopping they wouldn't have gotten to 600+ lbs in the first place.

[Anonymous No.12520444]

>>12519439
Sucking four hundred cocks an hour is not an achievement to all of us.

[Anonymous No.12520450]

Buy all of my meat at the local butcher shop, all of my fish at the local fish market, and most of my vegetables at the farmer's market or the bougie grocery store nearby, if it's not in season.

Pocket the remaining ~8 grand.

[Anonymous No.12520452]

>>12520114
>long pig

[Anonymous No.12520486]

>>12518492
That's fine. I'm nauseated by his dandruff alone.

[Anonymous No.12520490]

>>12520444
I dunno, 400 cocks in 60 minutes is like 9 seconds per. cock, not allowing for changover time, so let's say 5 seconds per. cock if everyone has practiced. That's pretty impressive, really.