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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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12516507 No.12516507 [Reply] [Original]

Can someone give me a refresher on kid's table etiquette? I haven't been here in a long, long time

>> No.12516509

>>12516507
DONT GODDAMN TOUCH ANYONE YOU FILTHY ANIMAL

>> No.12516516

>>12516509
*strokes your face*
hehe
mmm...
yeah?

>> No.12516614

>>12516509
>>12516516
Is that it? I mean that sounds like maybe someone's mother yelling at you? What about kid enforced rules? Any of those I should know about?

>> No.12516683
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12516683

>>12516507

>> No.12516693

based /tv/ lad joining our ranks

>> No.12516697

>>12516507
punch the biggest kid to show your dominance

>> No.12516702

does that kid have lupus?

>> No.12516704

>>12516507
SIDDOWN! SHADDUP! EATCHERFOOD OR I'LL SLAP THE CHAP OFF YA LIP! I BROUGHT YOU INTO THE WORLD AND I CAN TAKE YOU OUT OF IT!

>> No.12516729

>>12516697
Is there punching here? Aren't you going to get steak knifed if you punch?

>> No.12516733

>>12516702
I don't see any werewolfs

>> No.12516741

>>12516704
Ok yeah this mom isn't doing good at her grown ups table

>> No.12516753

>>12516741
Moms are the worst grown ups

>> No.12516806

1. You MUST put the black olives on your fingers before eating them.

2. It's not broccoli. It's "trees".

3. No, you can't have a knife. Mommy will cut your food up for you.

4. Ketchup on hot dogs.

5. Ranch dressing on everything else.

6. Farting at the table is the most hilarious thing ever.

7. Green beans in the nose.

8. Do NOT let any different food touch.

9. All food is finger food.

10. Kool-Aid goes with everything.