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12512390 No.12512390 [Reply] [Original]

>don't mind us. just eating the greatest fruit in existence

>> No.12512401

For once op was not a faggot.

>> No.12512415

Cute photo

>> No.12512428
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>>12512390
that's not a grape.
grapes taste awesome and can be turned into jam, wine, jelly etc

watermelon is what it is

>> No.12512433

>>12512390
Should I make a kid n donkey dick joke or a 40 acres and a mule joke

>> No.12512533

>>12512428
Watermelon can be turned into all of that.
https://youtu.be/7jmtLlbo0BM

>> No.12512545

>greatest fruit in existence
What that soggy cucumber tasting shit?

>> No.12512560

>>12512533
here's the superior watermelon song
https://youtu.be/BqV9NZSGIa4

>> No.12512567

>>12512560
I didn't listen cause in a bar but I immediately agree. Unless zappa wrote a watermelon song.

>> No.12512580

>>12512433
dunno, but make sure you do it on reddit and spare us your faggotry

>> No.12512775

>>12512545
get out of my thread

>> No.12512858

>>12512390
>seeds
D R O P P E D

>> No.12512861

>>12512567
Watermelon man is objectively the best song about watermelon

>> No.12512862

>Watermelon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRVqVwGWocM

>> No.12512863

>>12512390
Best fruit is oranges and it's not even close. Also:
>Seeds
Fucking awful and self-harm tier.

>> No.12512868

>>12512863
Watermelon seeds dont taste bad so i imagine theres not much toxic compounds in them like apple/orange seeds

>> No.12512876
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pic related is superior to lightly flavored water

>> No.12512881

>>12512868
They're indegestible chunks of fiber that get lodged in your intestines and have no business being in any sort of fit for human consumption meal.

>> No.12512909

>>12512881
they dont get lodged in your intestine. you just poop them out

>> No.12512961

>>12512862
kek i remember when this was uploaded

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eitsutpOc

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>> No.12513304

>>12512909
>they dont get lodged in your intestine. you just poop them out
Thank you for the educated opinion, doctor anon. Except no.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/phytobezoar
>Phytobezoars are the most frequently observed type and account for approximately 40% of the total number of reported bezoars. They are composed of indigestible vegetable fibers, most commonly from pulpy fruits, orange pits, seeds, roots or leaves.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/gastroparesis/expert-answers/bezoars/faq-20058050
>Phytobezoars are composed of indigestible food fibers, such as cellulose. These fibers occur in fruits and vegetables, including celery, pumpkin, prunes, raisins, leeks, beets, persimmons and sunflower-seed shells. Phytobezoars are the most common type of bezoar.
https://acgcasereports.gi.org/pumpkin-seed-bezoar-causing-lower-gastrointestinal-bleeding/
>Colonoscopy revealed a pumpkin seed bezoar impacted at the distal rectum (Figure 2). Removal of the phytobezoar was accomplished with multiple washings and digital removal under general anesthesia.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7817234
>Sunflower seed bezoar leading to fecal impaction.
>We report the cases of two children, ages 8 and 10 years, with painful defecation and constipation due to impaction of sunflower seed shells that did not respond to laxative and enema therapy. Physical examination revealed a prickly mass in the rectal vault. Proctoscopy revealed bezoars of sunflower seed shells, which were removed by endoscopic biopsy forceps followed by a combination of rectal irrigation and manual disimpaction.
https://jmedicalcasereports.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/1752-1947-1-159
>We report a case of a 79 year old man with a known benign anastomotic stricture presenting with large bowel obstruction. At laparotomy the obstruction was found to be caused by a large sesame seed bezoar.

>> No.12513386

>>12513304
Holy shit, just spit out the seeds you retard

>> No.12513458

>>12513386
Spitting out seeds would be better than intentionally eating seeds, sure. Better than either is just not eating retarded masochistic intestinal murder balls in the first place.

>> No.12513551

>>12513304
i poop big and eat all the seeds. fake news

>> No.12513562

>>12513551
Congratulations on your oversized anus. Not everyone's the same.

>> No.12513579

>>12513562
my anus is very tight no homo. unless your ancestors are Inuits who survived off seal fat, i think you should be able to process seeds easily

>> No.12513590

>>12513579
It's one of the most common causes of intestinal obstruction. Also not sure what you mean by "process" exactly, but even if seeds don't cause you serious problems and pass through you alright you're still not really digesting them.

>> No.12513595

>>12513551
>i poop big
Nah your asshole’s just loose from it getting fucked daily.

>> No.12513608

>>12512876
i didnt know mangos came in a shell.

>> No.12513683

>>12513590
By process i mean shit out the seed without any obstruction