/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12512314]

>"ewww, crickets? I'd NEVER eat insects, that's for poor third world countries"
>proceeds to shell out big bucks for giant underwater insects

[Anonymous No.12512333]

>>12512314
Well, let's all laugh at the twat who can't count the number of legs.

[Anonymous No.12512337]

>>12512314
Well lobster has actual meat in it. Crickets are just guts and shit. Or fucking flour lmao, it’ll be a cold day in hell before I get my protein from flour like a god damn bangladeshi sock maker

[Anonymous No.12512338]

>>12512314
I was just about to start a bug thread, so cool.

Has anyone here tried dragonflies before? They're very pretty and I hear taste like fish, so I'm considering catching a few where they're plentiful and steaming them.

[Anonymous No.12512341]

>>12512314
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and hear tiny insects on my pillow going "click click click" (not sure what they are) and I just lick my pillow until I taste the insect and I'll eat it and go back to sleep without hearing their annoying walking noises.

[Anonymous No.12512344]

>>12512337
>protein from flour
????????

what do you think "meat" is?

[Anonymous No.12512350]

>>12512341
Huh?

[Anonymous No.12512356]

>>12512337
this, OP is a literal retard

[Anonymous No.12512363]

>>12512356
t. man who spends 50 dollars on crab every weekend

[Anonymous No.12512364]

Lobster tail is delicious

[Anonymous No.12512370]

>>12512364
you only like it because it's drowned in butter and garlic

[Anonymous No.12512374]

>>12512363
I rarely eat seafood, but i'll eat the shit out of some crawdad's

[Anonymous No.12512380]

I have tried lobster only once

It was pretty disgusting

Crab is King

[Anonymous No.12512381]

>>12512370
Not him but shush. Plain boiled lobster is sweet and delicious.

[Anonymous No.12512382]

>>12512337
>bangladeshi sock maker
lmao

[Anonymous No.12512386]

>>12512374
>crawdads
Literally!

>>12512380
Except for king crab, ironically enough. King crab's super bland. Snow crab's god tier

[Anonymous No.12512387]

>>12512381
>tastes like nothing in your path

[Anonymous No.12512392]

When I lived in Alaska we used to catch a shitload of tiger and spotted prawns, they were fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.12512408]

>>12512363
Fuck me, lucky bastards. Oysters used to be peasant food too.

[Anonymous No.12512417]

>>12512408
that's because starving poor people's only source of meat was whatever they could forage from the shoreline at low tide.

[Anonymous No.12512419]

>>12512370
Lobster is delicious just boiled in the shell and served with bread and butter.

[Anonymous No.12512424]

>>12512314
>crustaceans
>insects
Americans....

[Anonymous No.12512426]

>>12512392
Spooky

[Anonymous No.12512450]

>>12512424

[Anonymous No.12512469]

>>12512450
>all things with an exoskeleton are the same
I guess all mammals and fish are the same because they have endoskeletons.

[Anonymous No.12512487]

>>12512450
That's like saying black people aren't a sub-species of homo sapiens. You lib cuck.

[Anonymous No.12512498]

>>12512469
well yes they are both considered animals

[Anonymous No.12513045]

>>12512498
Insects are animals too anon

[Anonymous No.12513052]

>>12512314
If crickets were the size of those fuckers, I'd eat their delicious insides since they would be more than just carapace and legs.

[Anonymous No.12513146]

>>12512314
Crustaceans aren't insects, and there is nothing wrong with eating either

[Anonymous No.12513205]

>>12512408
thing is, if you were born with the exact same tastebuds and body in general back then, you'd probably hae eating oysters and lobster because of the cultural baggage. and there's almost certainly things you eat regularly right now that people in the cyberpunk future will look on as food for royalty

[Anonymous No.12513214]

>>12512469
Yes, they're called Vertebrates.

[Anonymous No.12513233]

>>12512314
The problem with crickets isn't they look like bugs it's that you're expected to eat the shell since the meat to exoskeleton ratio is garbage.

>>12512363
>>12512408
They got expensive after people figured out how to make them taste good. Some peasant probably isn't going to know how to cook a lobster properly.

[Anonymous No.12513407]

>>12512344
You haven't heard of cricket flour? They grind up the crickets and pretend that it's just as good as real flour but since it's cricket shit doesn't rise and you get dense ass baking.

[Anonymous No.12513423]

>eight legs and two claws
>insect
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[Anonymous No.12513428]

>>12513407
Shit also costs a fortune, these cunts are selling it for £6.50 per 100g, by comparison plain white flour is less than £0.05 per 100g.

[Anonymous No.12513444]

>>12512392
I used to buy u2 shrimp. I'd butterfly'em, give'em a quick pan fry in butter and eat'em with a fork and knife, like steaks.
Good af

[Anonymous No.12514220]

>>12513205

The only non-retard in this thread. Also oysters and lobsters are shit.

[Anonymous No.12514331]

>>12512374
suck the head.

[Anonymous No.12514337]

>>12513428
Why even bother with this shit over whey protein?

[Anonymous No.12514342]

>>12512333
Don't be mean to OP.
Counting has never been his family's strong suit.

[Anonymous No.12514346]

>>12514337
Because it's the progressive thing to do and it saves the world from global warming or something.
You racist.

[Anonymous No.12514353]

>>12512450
>Along with archnids, crustaceans and insects belong to the same group-- arthropods.
Anon, arthropod is a phylum.
These sea squirts belong to the same phylum as humans.

[Anonymous No.12514359]

>>12512363
Lobster that was fed to prisoners was gruel version it was lobster paste mixed with water, that would be like claiming that because Mcdicks sells a chicken sandwich chicken is poor people food and doesn't belong on any high class restaurant menu

[Anonymous No.12514360]

>>12514353
Good name, because just looking at that image I'm hankering to phylum up with my cum.

[Anonymous No.12514362]

>>12514360
Do not use the phylums and onoholes.

[Anonymous No.12514466]

>>12513233
>They got expensive after people figured out refrigeration

shell fish goes bad near instantly without freezing it, stuff that got fed to prisoners was basically rancid, also >>12514359

[Anonymous No.12514470]

>>12512314
We get it, mr. Goldberg. You guys want goyim to eat insects while the chosen people get to have all the meat

[Anonymous No.12514475]

>>12512337
Yeah, this.
Deveining a pile of crickets sounds like a hassle. My only issue with eating bugs is that they want us to eat the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.12514477]

>>12512314
One has muscle tissue and the other has fluid filled bladders.
which one do you think we eat?

[Anonymous No.12514501]

>>12512370
Lobster is great as long as it's fresh and doesn't need to be smothered in butter.

[Anonymous No.12516248]

>>12512419
guess what else is delicious boiled and served with bread and butter? Everything

[Anonymous No.12516275]

>>12514337
please imagine a soyface, I'm lazy to post one
>its production consumes 1/100 of the water!
>no cholesterol!
>more micronutrients!
>more even digestion!
>no lactose!

[Anonymous No.12516350]

>>12516248
Yeah lemme just boil this crown roast of pork real quick it'll be great
Fuckin idiot

[Anonymous No.12516354]

>>12516248
>European cooking.

[Anonymous No.12516994]

>>12516248
hm wrong

[Anonymous No.12517008]

>>12512314
>8 legs
>insect
you dun goofed

[Anonymous No.12517031]

>50 people repeatedly saying "UM ACKTUALLY"
>someone pretending to really not know the difference
>just enough soyjak-related complaining
I dub this thread Official Sewer of /ck/.
Bump.
If this thread was at the top of the board and this post was at the bottom of the thread when you entered, it's because you've been deemed a shitposter and have been sent here for daycare. Thank you for spending time here.

[Anonymous No.12517047]

>>12512314
Spider legs are supposedly pretty good. Would try thosr

[Anonymous No.12517243]

>>12516275
How would an insect use less water than a comparable portion of plant? They need water, too. Is it just because you don't directly water a cricket?

[Anonymous No.12517258]

>>12512450
Americans....

[Anonymous No.12517908]

>>12517008
dont they have 10 legs? decapods

[Anonymous No.12517934]

>>12512314

Could we genetically engineer an insect that has meat similar to a lobster?

[Anonymous No.12517935]

>>12516248
>Boil bread in piss
>Apply butter
>Tastes bad
wtf /ck/ lied to me again

[Anonymous No.12517956]

>>12517934
lobster meat is all in the tail and claws
Maybe dragonflies?

Not an insect but maybe scropions

[Anonymous No.12517968]

>>12517956

So we breed a species of scorpion who don't have stingers but have thick meaty tails and claws. What other factors do we need to get something akin to lobsters? What affects their flavor and consistancy?

[Anonymous No.12517982]

>>12517934
>>12517968
Why not just eat lobsters?

[Anonymous No.12518057]

>>12512341
Based Indonesian poster

[Anonymous No.12518060]

>>12517982
>supporting the oceanic Jew

[Anonymous No.12518857]

>>12518060
Shut it down!

[Anonymous No.12518863]

>>12512392
looks like there is a lot of meat on those.

[Anonymous No.12518872]

>>12516248
that's just about the stupidest thing I've heard all day. How about we boil some dog shit and butter it up for you faggot? Is the insect meat shilling just shitposting or are you retards serious?

[Anonymous No.12518874]

>>12512363
Eat the old way that lobsters used to be prepared and you'll figure out pretty quickly why it was only prisoner food. Imagine it like grinding up a whole chicken, bones and all, and eating it all at once.

[Anonymous No.12518945]

>>12512337
Are you stupid? If a cricket was the size of a lobster you could definitely get meat out of its legs.

[Anonymous No.12520116]

>>12512363
This fucking reddit meme again

It was canned and half fucking rotten when you ate it back in 1880-whatever the fucking year when your great great great great grandmother was sucking slavenigger dick, retard. Lobster is expensive now because it has to be alive when you cook it or it tastes like ass.

[Anonymous No.12520278]

>>12512338
Asshole

[Anonymous No.12520386]

>>12518945
well theyre fucking not, are they? retard

[Anonymous No.12520743]

>>12518857
Did you draw this yourself?

[Anonymous No.12520816]

>>12520386
Proportionally they are if you're a sewer rat.

[Anonymous No.12522213]

>>12520743
No found it a Bing image search for "jewish lobster".

[Anonymous No.12522274]

>>12512344
>>12513428

Based uneducated ignorant retard posters who don't know anything about the food they eat

Bless your heart


To your credit, I do agree that the food industry needs to quit with the nebulous terms they use to confuse and coerce gullible retards such as you two

[Anonymous No.12522279]

>>12513233
>cooking oysters
Nigger you are retarded

[Anonymous No.12522293]

>>12512314
Except lobsters are delicious

[Anonymous No.12522312]

Lobsters don't really arouse that instinct of disgust, although neither do certain insects.

[Anonymous No.12522489]

>>12512338
>taste like fish
they spend most their lives under water.
protip for fishing: Look under rocks near the shore, you'll find them all over and catch a big fucking fish every time

[Anonymous No.12522777]

>>12522279
>never had grilled oysters
You're the retard

[Anonymous No.12522855]

>>12512314
>eats one cricket
>takes at most 4 teeth to chew the whole thing

>eats on lobster
>literally takes multiple bites

It’s almost like there’s some kind of difference

[Anonymous No.12523998]

>>12516248
>I will give you a dollar if you can name one thing that ISN'T better ground up and injected into the folds of your scrotum!

[Anonymous No.12524020]

>>12512374
Yeah, bro. I just don't suck the heads I'm a prude fag, but I'll eat the shit out of some raw oysters.

[Anonymous No.12524037]

>>12522213
Man that sounds good as fuck. I love me some Jewish grandma cooking.

[Anonymous No.12525209]

What is the best seafood and why is it raw sea urchin gonads?

[Anonymous No.12525236]

>>12525209
heard it resembles the taste of cow brain
i feel like my posts are being reviewed before being shown on the site

[Anonymous No.12525252]

>>12525209
that's pretty gay

[Anonymous No.12525262]

>>12512392
you lucky devil you!

[Anonymous No.12525263]

>>12518857
hahha

[Anonymous No.12525266]

>>12522213
>$21

damn

[Anonymous No.12525312]

>>12512314
Sea bugs are disgusting. I'd rather eat dog

[Anonymous No.12525316]

lobster is fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.12525357]

>>12512374
Why are you eating the shit out of them? I just eat the tail meet

[Anonymous No.12525376]

I have a healthy aversion to shellfish because I'm allergic but I LMAO every time I see people shelling out loads of cash for bottom feeding sea-bugs that're either super spiced because they tasted like scum or dipped in butter to make them palatable.