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12511245 No.12511245 [Reply] [Original]

Call whatever it is you want chili, sure. Beans, corn, chicken, all that stuff. You can call it chili. But it ain't Texas red. I'll stick with good old Texas red. That's the stuff that hits me right in my soul.

>> No.12511255

>>12511245
Ok. I guess that’s that. Take care buddy.

>> No.12511265

Big bucket of grease

>> No.12511271

Big Iron

>> No.12511272

Slop o shit

>> No.12511278 [DELETED] 

Women owe me sex

>> No.12511297

>>12511245
Make Texas red for chili cookoff, was one of the best tasting things I've ever made.
>Where are the beans anon
>Where are the tomatoes, anon
>It's too spicy, anon
Lost to a vegetarian 'chili' because half the people judging were fucking vegetarians.
>mfw

>> No.12511306
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12511306

>>12511245
You remind me of the pretentious dinner guest guy

>> No.12511358

>>12511245
That looks horrendous to eat out of a bowl like a stew. However, shred it, smear some refried beans on a flour tortilla, add some of the shredded meat with cooking liquid, some cheese, wrap it up and bake enough to melt the cheese and serve topped with pico or tomatillo sauce and lettuce and you have something nice. Chili from a bowl as stee should be ground meat with beans using a variety of dried mexican peppers. Learn texture and balance, cowfucker.

>> No.12511359

>>12511306
>Spending an entire day on shepards pie
Lol what, it take like 45 minutes, max

>> No.12511375

>>12511306
>Dinner party
>Shepherds pie
What? Chunks of meat and potatoes warrants a party?
Stinks like bullshit

>> No.12511379

Looks like slop

>>12511278
Fucking based

>> No.12511391

>>12511297
Shit like this is why I miss terrorist attacks.

>> No.12511599

>>12511379
>>12511358
>>12511306
>>12511272
>>12511265
Can't appreciate traditional Texas red. Enjoying pride month?

>> No.12511612
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>loOk hoW soPhIStiCaTed wE aRE BoiLing FaTTy meAt iN 12 siMiLAr kiNDs oF CHilI poWdER
Turns out the egos, ignorance, and faggotry are bigger in Texas too.

>> No.12511619

>>12511297
Most chili cook offs have different categories I think you're lying or your town sucks dicks

>> No.12511625

>>12511612
It's not about sophistication, smoothbrain. It's about simplicity, tradition, and because it just works.

>> No.12511631
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>>12511625

>> No.12511641

>>12511619
It was an event put on by an org on campus

>> No.12511666

>>12511641
Lmao @ college faggots. People that can't hack it in trade so they sniff the farts of some feminist basket weaving professor poofter

>> No.12511672

>>12511666
Nice trips
But also seething

>> No.12511677

>>12511641
Well that is just plain retarded to expect any level of fairness from kids who can't handle mean words.

>> No.12511698

>>12511672
Laughter is not seething. My father taught me that just like he taught me how to make Texas red when I grew up

>> No.12511709

>>12511698
I got a CS degree so I could earn enough to follow my passion projects.
Leather work, metal fab and woodworking would feel a lot different to me if I had to do it as my main source of income.

>> No.12511727

>>12511709
That's what I'm saying. All those things, Leather work, metal fab and woodworking, they aren't what you DO. You're a hobbyist. Step back and let the pros work, Sally.

>> No.12511747

>>12511297
>chili cookoff
>having judges who can’t even eat every dish
what fucking shithole was this

>> No.12511756

>>12511727
kek. I'll take being a hobbyist over 10+ hour backbreaking days, 7 days a week as a pro.
I make over 110k a year in the Midwest. I've got unlimited PTO and work 30 hours a week.
Let me know how many sick days your union was able to bargain for you this year.

>> No.12511765

>>12511666
>Being proud of being stupid
>Posting under the number of the beast

>> No.12511775

>>12511756
>30 hours a week
Lol I remember when I got my first after school job too

>> No.12511816

>>12511358
>AMERICAN FOOD BAD
>UNWASHED SPIC "CUISINE" GOOD
fuck off. fucking awful liberal retard.

>> No.12511855

>>12511775
Yeah, it's nice, and all it took was a few hours of huffing feminist farts to get it.

>> No.12511885

>>12511245
In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red...

>> No.12511914

>>12511245
And I'll stick with Whataburger, the classic Chicago burger.

>> No.12512069

>>12511756
Too bad yer an insecure faggot about it.

>> No.12512076

>>12512069
seeth

>> No.12512117

>>12511245
looks like sneed

>> No.12512130

>>12512069
True

I never have to worry financially but talking down to 4chan just cuz u assume they are all poor just leaves the question hanging: why are YOU here if you think so lowly of everyone

The answer is of course, youre not happy.

It always goes like this my dude. Always. I been here a long time. Yep.

>> No.12513193

>>12511698
>My father taught me that just like he taught me how to make Texas red when I grew up
...in Northern California.

>> No.12513197

>>12511278
Sneedpilled

>> No.12513208

>>12511245
>Simmered for 20 hours.
Does it look like diarrhea because it was simmered for 20 hours or will it stop looking like diarrhea if you keep simmering it?

Also, All-clad is a fucking meme.

>> No.12513220

I hear you, OP. Texas Red is chili. Everything else is bullshit. It's called Chile con carne. That means meat and chili peppers. It should be stewed chunks of beef in a chili pepper broth. The chili peppers should be a mix of several different whole dried chilies. Personally, I like to eat it with white rice and kidney beans. I add the beans on top just before serving. Beans do not belong inside of chile con carne.

>> No.12513223

>>12511375
Esl as fuck retard

>> No.12513235

>>12513223
Wots esl mate english not my primo langino

>> No.12513278

>>12513208
>Also, All-clad is a fucking meme.
Stick to your Caphalon that will start chipping in 6 months faggot

>> No.12513285

>>12513278
Sorry, didn't mean to get you triggered, Alton.

>> No.12513294

>>12513208
>All-clad is a fucking meme.
This. Cookware for people who don't know shit about cookware.

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>>12513294
>I FUCKING LOVE MY CAST IRON!

>> No.12513324

>>12513309
The fact that your mind immediately went to cast iron shows how badly infected your are with reddit.

>> No.12513327

>>12511245
Your heart's in the right place OP but you can't give these bean-faggots an inch or they'll take a mile. Their garbage bean soup is not chili.

>> No.12513334

>>12513309
Your imaginary enemy lives in your head rent free, anon.

>> No.12513465

>>12511245
i love "Texas red" but its the only variety i don't consider chili, if anything its a pepper curry

>> No.12513483

>>12511245
Recipe?

>> No.12513525

>>12513465
That's stupid. Everyone agrees it's the most authentic chili there is. Not liking it or preferring to add beans is one thing, but pretending the most authentic kind is the least authentic is just blatant contrarianism.

>> No.12513694
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>>12513525
authentic meme needs to die, Texas red is the furthest variant of chili that is almost nothing like any version. Its just cubed steak in pepper puree, if the mass majority of the worlds population ordered a bowl of chili and you gave them Texas red they'd be mighty confused. Now Texans have been on a marketing campaign memeing the "authentic chili" and it has become more known about because hipsters believe it increases their ranking. But its still nonsense just like calling meat that was tenderized in a saddle bag under a horse the only real hamburger

>> No.12513705

>>12513694
It's authentic because that's where all the other kinds of chili came from.

>> No.12513720

>>12513694
>>12513705
Also, to be clear, I don't think anyone seriously disagrees with the fact chili con carne has a Texan origin to it. Again, if you prefer beans that's your business, but it's just silly and contrarian to call Texan chili "inauthentic."

>> No.12513733

>>12511245
Thank the Good Lord that that goats' drain slurry is being phased out and forgotten.

>> No.12513737

>>12511245
Sounds boring as fuck

>> No.12513753

>>12513720
i don't believe its inauthentic i just think it shouldn't be referred to as just chili because language has evolved to not mean that anymore just like my hamburger example, Texas red, even chili con carne because it indicates something other then standard chili with tomatoes,lots of onions, beans etc.

>> No.12513765

>>12511599
Fuck that cowboy bullshit.

>> No.12513798

>>12511278
I love 4chan

>> No.12513837

>>12511245
meat is in too large of chuncks here, I normally like to leave the chunks about the size of a finger tip to the first knuckle, allowing for maximum spice penetration, it also leaves with a much more tender product.

>> No.12513882

>>12513694
>if the mass majority of the worlds population ordered a bowl of chili and you gave them Texas red they'd be mighty confused.
>>12513753
>it shouldn't be referred to as just chili
>something other then standard chili with tomatoes,lots of onions, beans etc.
Nah, that's bullshit. Most people can recognize a chili dog and they call it a chili dog. Do you put beans on your chili dog?
Rhetorical question by the way, don't answer this; I really don't want to think about the possibility some of you degenerates actually do.
>inb4 some further bullshit about the hot dog taking the place of beans
You know what already takes the place of beans in chili? Beef.

>> No.12513883

>>12513879
I got you a frank and beans right here, pal

>> No.12513890

Doesn't have beans it's not chili.

>> No.12513894

>>12513890
Other way around. Beans are filler for pseudo-chili.

>> No.12513899

>>12513894
You might be retarded, or merely Texan.

>> No.12513903

>>12513899
Do you also correct people from Buffalo for using blue cheese on their wings instead of ranch? Ranch is much more popular today as a dipping sauce for Buffalo wings, doesn't make it right.

>> No.12513928

>>12512130
>Always. I been here a long time. Yep.
YEP YOU TELL EM BILL... KIDS TODAY DUNNO SHIT.....DONT GET RAISED LIKE THEY USED TO...REMEMBER WHEN MY PA USED TI M USED TO BEAT ME FOR TALKI NG SHIT LIKE THAT......THINGS CHANGED THOUGH....

Sent from my iPhone

>> No.12514207

>>12513882
chili dog chili is just standard bean chili without beans, nothing like Texas chili

>> No.12514216

>>12514207
Depends on the chili dog. What almost all of them have in common though is no beans.

>> No.12514257

>>12511278
excellent post

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Texas is low IQ whites, nigs, beans, and dust...I will always do the opposite of americas colostomy bag