/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12509747]

How did coconut water become such a meme?

[Anonymous No.12509766]

>>12509747
dude is this real

[Anonymous No.12509778]

>>12509747
god i wish that were me

[Anonymous No.12509800]

>>12509747
Fresh coconut water is delicious. The bottled stuff is vile.

[Anonymous No.12509808]

>>12509766
yeah, pretty hawt

[Anonymous No.12509814]

>>12509747
I'd drink her piss alright

[Anonymous No.12509855]

>>12509766
The response is definitely real. Whether it's actually piss is impossible to prove, but they claim it is.

[Anonymous No.12509887]

>>12509766
https://twitter.com/VitaCoco/status/1128746434549952521

[Anonymous No.12509971]

>it's cloudy

[Anonymous No.12509986]

>>12509887
Those responses praising vitacoco for pissing in a jar, I have no words for this level of disgust.

[Anonymous No.12509989]

>>12509747
>>12509766
>>12509971
she looks like a 6/10 blonde i used to know who was into kinky piss stuff. i miss her, she got fat and moved to SC for school

[Anonymous No.12510021]

>>12509971
Looks like too much liquid to be urine. Also looks cold. If it were hot there would be some condensation on the inside of the upper part of the jar.

[Anonymous No.12510029]

>capitalism

[Anonymous No.12510047]

>toilet water clear
>paper in the toilet
>tfw it's real

[Anonymous No.12510052]

>>12509747
>>12509971
Where do I find a feisty piss girl at?

[Anonymous No.12510053]

>>12510021

[Anonymous No.12510054]

>>12510021
What if it's more than one piss sample?
What if it's the mixed piss of more than one social media girl?

[Anonymous No.12510072]

>>12510021
No shit it's not real piss it was just a joke you fucking autistic faggots

[Anonymous No.12510073]

>>12509747

[Anonymous No.12510074]

>>12509747
Why does this company have a little girl working their social media account? She looks 12.

[Anonymous No.12510086]

>>12510074
For everytime someone compares their product to piss

[Anonymous No.12510104]

>>12510086
I'm not sure I appreciate the direction these corporations are headed.

[Anonymous No.12510107]

>>12509747
well its bound to happen with a million new coconut water drinkers coming into the country every month.

[Anonymous No.12510119]

>>12510104
>EPIC fast food twitter wars.. you wont believe the sick CLAPBACK from wendy's
cringe

[Anonymous No.12510121]

>>12509971

[Anonymous No.12510124]

>>12510119
Yeah, that was the subtext of my post, only without the gay buzzword.

[Anonymous No.12510132]

>>12510086
>tfw by the time you can afford a dedicated stay-in-home underaged piss-girl (roughly three years from now), they'll become mainstream and eventually banned across the nation
Life can be so unfair...

[Anonymous No.12510148]

>>12510021
Try peeing in a bottle before pretending you're an expert. Personally I did it a few times before but had to stop because my 1L bottle overflowed and I spilled piss all over my hands.

[Anonymous No.12510175]

>>12509989
got pics? stories?
the girl looks like this perky titted highschooler i did some plays with in community college, and any sexual shit i can get to tie in with the immediate image might get me hot for my next fap.
>>12510148
i know this feel
>>>12509747
maple syrup water < coffee grape water < flavored coconut water < all cactus water

[Anonymous No.12510183]

>>12510175
Most are on my computer at home but she’s the one on the right. She was big into being denied to pee until she wet herself, and also into public peeing like dressing rooms and alleys and stuff

[Anonymous No.12510194]

>>12509971
I would only drink it if it could be out of one of those shoes.
Otherwise, no deal, lady.

Piss fetishes aside, has it been shown yet that the Tony fellow was hired to help them with this epic viral post yet?

[Anonymous No.12510196]

Tbh vitacoco sucks as fuck.
now I'm thirsty for some piss and that's not even my fetish

[Anonymous No.12510201]

>>12510053
>culture writer

If you'd just grabbed me 15 years ago and asked me what that meant I'd probably have mentioned Harold Bloom at least once. Not so much now.

[Anonymous No.12510202]

>>12510183
>She was big into being denied to pee until she wet herself, and also into public peeing like dressing rooms and alleys and stuff
Some days I forget how disgusting people are, but not today I guess.

[Anonymous No.12510213]

>>12510183
>She was big into being denied to pee until she wet herself, and also into public peeing like dressing rooms and alleys and stuff

[Anonymous No.12510221]

>>12510202
nowadays shes pretty chubby and has both nipples pierced and a nose ring. she doesnt talk to me anymore even though I'd send her piss ideas on snapchat every few months. Guess she grew out of it

[Anonymous No.12510223]

>>12510021
this guy pisses

[Anonymous No.12510228]

>>12510221
>both nipples pierced and a nose ring

[Anonymous No.12510244]

>>12509971
Of course it is, she probably syringes their finest baby coconut water up her urethra in her spare time. How could she not have a UTI?

[Anonymous No.12510246]

>>12509778
don't let your dreams stay dreams. You too can harangue brand social media

[Anonymous No.12510251]

>>12510119
I can't wait until all restaurants are taco bell

[Anonymous No.12510254]

>>12510104
>He doesn't want a bunch of loli's representing the corporate overlords,

[Anonymous No.12510273]

>>12510228
Life sucks sometimes

[Anonymous No.12510281]

Alkies found out after Pedialyte or sport drink

[Anonymous No.12510289]

>>12510251
It was Pizza Hut where I grew up.
Weirded me out when I years later saw the American version of the movie.

[Anonymous No.12510296]

>>12509971
She looks like my meth head aunt

[Anonymous No.12510302]

>>12510183
tits to fucking kill for, but that disgusting ass story and the belly ring together makes me question the ethical existence of humanity
this is more like OP's pic. it's a specific kind of facial structure, complexion/skin, and freckle profile.

[Anonymous No.12510309]

>>12510183
I like going to Grand Haven, there are always loads of big half-naked titties

[Anonymous No.12510315]

>>12510309
Ironically that girl went to Calvin college which is some sort of religious(?) schools but became a mega slut after lol

[Anonymous No.12510317]

>>12510196
Same here anon.

[Anonymous No.12510320]

>>12510221
>she doesnt talk to me anymore even though I'd send her piss ideas on snapchat every few months.
wew lad

[Anonymous No.12510323]

>>12510315
Sounds pretty average to me.

[Anonymous No.12510326]

>>12509747
Who else here loves to drink a womans piss?

[Anonymous No.12510335]

>>12510302

[Anonymous No.12510358]

>>12510326

Based. Where the piss chads at? I like railing a girl's brains out while she has a full bladder and relieves herself mid-fuck. Piss play in sex is top tier. I met an 8/10 redhead drunk/pillhead in her 40s going to rehab programs on tinder who had me piss in her while I fucked her and she would cum her brains out. Absolutely based.

[Anonymous No.12510367]

>>12510315
Evangelical wenches are notorious for being sluts. The myth of the "sweet virgin christian girl" is dead.

t. southerner

[Anonymous No.12510401]

>>12509747
It's popular with hispanics

[Anonymous No.12510407]

>>12510358
>drunk/pillhead in her 40s going to rehab
>8/10

Pick one and only one

[Anonymous No.12510414]

>>12510201
iktf

[Anonymous No.12510449]

>>12509971
looks like lemonade to me, cute grill tho, would drink her pee

[Anonymous No.12510457]

>>12510407
Why even bother responding to an obvious teenage post

[Anonymous No.12510459]

>>12509989
Yup SC here, that's her. I know her too.

[Anonymous No.12510466]

>>12509747
She deserved the boot. That's just fucking disgusting and rude.

[Anonymous No.12510472]

>>12510358
>pissing with a boner

[Anonymous No.12510479]

>>12510459
name?

[Anonymous No.12510548]

>>12510472
You must be a woman, every man has had to piss with a woody before, you gotta stand all awkward so it doesn't blast the back of the seat.
Did you think men couldn't urinate with an erection?

[Anonymous No.12510558]

>>12510548
I thought morning wood was to keep you from pissing? Or at least it takes a long time to switch between cum gate and piss gate.

[Anonymous No.12510565]

>>12510558
It's difficult and uncomfortable but far from impossible

[Anonymous No.12510566]

>>12510548
You can't when you're young, but as you age the mechanism that separates cum from pee can wear out.

[Anonymous No.12510579]

>>12510558
>I thought morning wood was to keep you from pissing?
No, often times you have to piss when you first get up regardless of whether or not you're erect. It's not painful or anything, but it's uncomfortable like I said since you have so sort of sidle your feet back and bend forward, pissing at a weird angle downward. As for piss/cum I've pissed mere minutes after ejaculation.
>>12510566
>but as you age the mechanism that separates cum from pee can wear out.
That might explain it at least in my case.

[Anonymous No.12510693]

>>12510201
I was thinking more on the lines of bacterial cultures. Most of them are disgusting, nobody wants them around, and they somehow grow massively in number all the time.

[Anonymous No.12510756]

>>12509800
this

[Anonymous No.12510839]

>>12510472
>you never had to piss really bad while fucking and when you pull out to cum a little squirt of piss comes out
at first i thought you mist be a femanon but now im starting to think you're AI

[Anonymous No.12510911]

>>12510839
haha holy shit

[Anonymous No.12510949]

>>12509855
How could this possibly have happened, from an official business account?

[Anonymous No.12510954]

>>12510949
theyre in it to win it

[Anonymous No.12510960]

>>12509747
same way trump did.

russian troll farms and a population of mouthbreathing retards

[Anonymous No.12511056]

>>12510289
ackshually, Birb has an ample chest but I suppose this works to sell fucking chicken.

[Anonymous No.12511072]

>>12510954
>>12510960
or maybe the guys was being credibly rude and literally mentioned drinking her piss so they retorted with a slightly edgy joke to diffuse the situation and normal people that hyper repressed found if funny given the circumstance . Its not like anybody actually drank urine an its most likely lemon aid

[Anonymous No.12511091]

>>12510693
>Nobody wants bacteria
>Meanwhile germ-free lab animals literally die of immunodeficencies
>Meanwhile there are just as many bacterial cells in your body as human cells

Why do you hate our symbotic friends so much

[Anonymous No.12511133]

would

[Anonymous No.12511166]

>>12510183
>alleys
dude, my bro in law and I do this all the time when we do bar crawls

[Anonymous No.12511174]

>>12510839
so does this mean he ate her ass or that they had a 3some with a young upstanding person of color?

[Anonymous No.12511176]

>>12511166
guys doing it is normal, when women do it its taboo and hot

[Anonymous No.12511190]

>>12509747
Because redditors like you take twitter screencaps and post them on here.

[Anonymous No.12511248]

Coconut water's delicious, but you'd have to be a complete retard to continuously buy cartons when coconuts themselves cost about 50 cents most of the year.
Just get an icepick and suddenly coconut water is cheaper than soda by volume.

[Anonymous No.12511286]

>>12510148
Once you git gud you'll be able to cut off the stream for a split second and move your dick to a new bottle, that way you can just use multiple half-liter water bottles instead of having to find a large jug.

[Anonymous No.12511285]

I like maple water for my meme water of choice

[Anonymous No.12511305]

>>12511166
The cops in my area have started to hit their quotas by hanging out downtown and busting guys who try to piss, I know a guy who got the shit beaten out of him because he's already started to piss when the cops confronted him and since he was wasted he turned around without stopping and pissed all over them. They tried to hit him with an "assaulting an officer" charge but it got dropped.

[Anonymous No.12511328]

>>12511305
that's why we go behind a dumpster

[Anonymous No.12511402]

>>12509747
>It's a female
Would kill.

[Anonymous No.12511846]

>>12511091
Just like journalists, not all are bad but the bad ones are REALLY bad.

[Anonymous No.12512135]

>>12509747
I love Coconuts water so much they shoulc call me Coco

[Anonymous No.12512154]

>>12509747
mmmmm.girl pee

[Anonymous No.12512213]

Coconut opening skills seems to be valuable for costies, just look at how much they pay for coconut water. Too bad they can't even hold a machete let alone open something that isn't really that hard like a coconut. The soy meme is real.

[Anonymous No.12512227]

>>12509747
people drink coconut water because it's a more natural alternative to Gatorade and other hydration sports drinks.

[Anonymous No.12512247]

>>12512227
No, people drink coconut water because it's practically a fucking milkshake.

[Anonymous No.12512249]

>>12509747
girl pee is so fucking good nngnnnnhhfhffffff

[Anonymous No.12512257]

>>12509971
looks dehydrated

[Anonymous No.12512262]

>>12509778
Same haha

[Anonymous No.12512290]

>>12512247
It's loaded with potassium with a fraction the sugar of a regular sports drink. Good for hangovers too.

[Anonymous No.12512997]

Move over wendys

[Anonymous No.12513106]

>>12510054
Disgusting. Would you mix different vintages of wine?

[Anonymous No.12513143]

>>12511285
The memeiest water is asparagus water

[Anonymous No.12513395]

>>12513143
>$5.99
you win

[Anonymous No.12513451]

>>12509766
its literal viral marketing

[Anonymous No.12513626]

>>12510472
when I was young and my T was higher I had raging morning wood every single morning without fail and I used to squat low enough to basically stick my dick in the toilet and force my dick downwards and piss cause I was too impatient to let it go limp

[Anonymous No.12513632]

>>12509747
twitter was a mistake

[Anonymous No.12513805]

>>12513626
is that not how its normally done? i did try laying belly down with my dick in the toilet but it didn't work as good as i had hoped

[Anonymous No.12513838]

>>12509747

How are people so comfortable in public bathrooms? So comfortable that they'll lean against the stall walls like that then eventually go home and sit on their own furniture

[Anonymous No.12514407]

>>12513838
Yeah its pretty gross

[Anonymous No.12514540]

>>12513838
Public bathrooms were my safe haven when I was still finding the right meds for my gut disease, there are little first world problems worse then shitting your pants in public.

[Anonymous No.12514551]

>>12509747
zoomer advertising is so gay

[Anonymous No.12514552]

>>12509747
so
who’s drinking the piss?

[Anonymous No.12514652]

>>12514540

You're an exception though you're not the kind of person I describe.

[Anonymous No.12514688]

>>12510201
Move over Alexis detocqville we have piss water to talk about

[Anonymous No.12514711]

>>12509971
Get the kidney doctor

[Anonymous No.12514714]

>>12510302
fucking blockheads

[Anonymous No.12514880]

>>12513838
It's not a public bathroom, it's a company bathroom.

[Anonymous No.12514893]

>>12514880

Make me see a difference. Prove to me that people off the street are more dependable that company workers when it come to basic hygiene.

[Anonymous No.12514915]

>>12514893
What?

[Anonymous No.12514924]

>>12514915

Anon puts forth that company workers are more hygienic than people who have all access to the toilet facilities.

[Anonymous No.12514948]

>>12509989
I bet you think eating shit is kinky too. Retard.

[Anonymous No.12514952]

>>12509747
>>12509887
>>12509971
This is a clown world. A company letting taking a picture of piss be their moral standing. Do people even remember PR anymore?

[Anonymous No.12514953]

>>12511174
Seek help incel

[Anonymous No.12514955]

>>12514924
So?

[Anonymous No.12514958]

>>12514955

You're a filthy animal.

[Anonymous No.12514984]

I will drink anything that comes out of a womans body. Like if you agree

[Anonymous No.12514992]

>>12514958

[Anonymous No.12514995]

>>12514992

Not an argument.

[Anonymous No.12515013]

>>12514995
Because we are not arguing. You're just spouting off random shit that doesn't make sense while doing that shitty reddit spacing.

[Anonymous No.12515017]

>>12510358
>peeing inside a woman

Isn’t this just what we thought sex was when we were 7?

[Anonymous No.12515031]

>>12515017
And? I love pissing inside women

[Anonymous No.12515041]

>>12515031
Is that even safe?

[Anonymous No.12515049]

>>12510221

girls with piss fetishes are usually going through a phase before vanilla or more hardcore stuff. it's so hard to find someone that will stay there. fucking goldilocks syndrome man.

i'm not even sure i can get off to normal porn now, it's been like 10 years since i fapped to non-pee related porn (it was the wolf of wallstreet parody).

[Anonymous No.12515111]

>>12515049
Wolf of Wall Street came out in 2013.

[Anonymous No.12515122]

>>12515041
i don't care lol do i look like a doctor? it's fucking hot that's what counts

[Anonymous No.12515188]

>>12515049
Its sad but true man. At least 5 girls I met through Omegle or other websites were totally into it and as the years went by stopped being into it while I've been into it now for over 15 years and it wont stop any time soon

[Anonymous No.12515257]

[Anonymous No.12515590]

>>12514953
I'm legitimately asking. What's wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.12515655]

>>12514952
>>12509887
fuck off back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.12515665]

>>12514952
Honk honk, brother

[Anonymous No.12515686]

>>12515655
nah :)

[Anonymous No.12515879]

What the fuck is this thread

[Anonymous No.12515943]

>>12515879
You had to have been here from the start. This thread has been in my tabs auto-updating since >>12509971 was posted

[Anonymous No.12515946]

Imagine if she farted in the jar before you drank it haha

[Anonymous No.12515970]

>>12515655
Posting links to a tweet that is relevant to the topic is /pol/?

[Anonymous No.12515982]

Where I grew up, if it was a choice between coconut water and tap, it's coconut all the way. Of course the fresh stuff, not the packaged cocowater. That stuff is wypipo marketing garbage.

[Anonymous No.12515998]

>>12514714
pffft naaaaaaaah, don't fuck with that
i'll mess you up buddy

[Anonymous No.12516139]

>>12515111

it was a while ago and i'm past the point of no return.

>>12515188

at least you got to meet some girls into it.

i really do wonder why they all eventually lose interest.

[Anonymous No.12516144]

>>12509766
Yes

[Anonymous No.12516183]

>>12516139
my best guess is that needing to pee bad invokes the same feeling as orgasm so they grow to like it when they're still exploring sexual stuff then once they more into more intense fetishes pee becomes forgotten. i guess its like asking why adult women dont sit on shaky dryers but teen girls do

[Anonymous No.12516250]

>>12516183

what a shame.

i've pretty much never evolved beyond pee stuff, and i'm thankful that i never degenerated into more hardcore shit. it seems weird for a girl to go down that path.

[Anonymous No.12516462]

>>12516250
unfortunately too ive found a pee fetish (for women) also seems to involve mental issues, body issues, ddlg, and other things which I've never cared for. im just a normal guy who likes the fetish, but girls on tumblr will be one day wetitng themselves and the next day crying in a corner saying how unstable their life is.

[Anonymous No.12516487]

>>12515590
You seem to associate everything with nigger dicks.

[Anonymous No.12516490]

>>12516487
please don't use that term this is a blue board

[Anonymous No.12516527]

>>12510021
Mr. Holmes!

[Anonymous No.12516907]

>>12510021
Elementary dear pisser

[Anonymous No.12517023]

>>12516462
>ywn turn anon-chan into an incontinent slut by locking him in chastity, feeding him spironolactone, and sounding him until his urethral sphincter stops working

[Anonymous No.12517168]

>>12517023
wtf gross

[Anonymous No.12517331]

food and cooking

[Anonymous No.12517839]

>>12513626
thats how i do it too just about every morning

[Anonymous No.12518142]

>>12515257
Fucking tank police

[Anonymous No.12518167]

>>12517023
kill yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.12519229]

>>12517023
gay

[Anonymous No.12519979]

>>12517023
to far anon...to far

[Anonymous No.12520149]

>>12514952

>corporation
>moral standing

Shit Yanks Say

[Anonymous No.12520273]

>>12510289
It's cute!

[Anonymous No.12520328]

>>12509747
Seems like a bad move to specifically piss into the vita coco container. Associating their own product, visually, with human waste. Trying too hard to be a "cool snarky" company on Twitter

[Anonymous No.12520350]

>>12516490
Sorry. Nigger wee-wees.

[Anonymous No.12520717]

>>12520350
>pee pees! and wee wees!

[Anonymous No.12520844]

>>12520717
why, my pee-pee wee-wee of course :)

hahah! :D

it's my weeeeeeee-wee pee-pee! :) hahah

my answer is, of course, my pee-pee wee-wee :D

hahaha!

[Anonymous No.12520935]

>>12520350

>roody poo penus weenus

ftfy

[Anonymous No.12522167]

>>12510183
meh you can tell she was going to get fat

[Anonymous No.12522178]

>>12520328
>human waste
>girl pee
i wouldn't go that far, plenty of good uses

[Anonymous No.12523596]

>>12522178
lets not get carried away

[Anonymous No.12523614]

>>12509747
>zoomers believe it's real
yikes

[Anonymous No.12523737]

>>12520844
My peepee is so peewee that every time I go weewee the weewee goes on my bollocks ;(

[Anonymous No.12523862]

>>12510221
Ew you’re that thirsty guy that can’t take a hint

[Anonymous No.12524230]

God I wish she would piss all over my face

[Anonymous No.12524285]

>>12510251
>Implying that shit tier taco bell could take over the fastfood business
They can't even make a successful chain in Mexico.

[Anonymous No.12525425]

>>12510183
good times

[Anonymous No.12525437]

>>12524230
I would just put my greedy mouth on her piss hole and let her blast my mouth full of her piss and I'd have to swallow her hot piss real fast so that I wouldn't miss a drop

diamonds

[Anonymous No.12525441]

>>12524285
Its a reference u dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.12525458]

>>12525425
She's super hot anon, I'd love to see more of her. This is better than most of the shit on hc and soc for me

[Anonymous No.12525478]

>>12510021
>looks cold.

[Anonymous No.12525504]

>>12513143

[Anonymous No.12525568]

>>12525458
>>>/b/802886151

[Anonymous No.12525604]

>>12525437

[Anonymous No.12525639]

I just love it when I hear girlpiss sloshing around in my stomache. it's aaaalll piss

[Anonymous No.12525646]

>>12513626
I piss in the tub when this occurs.

[Anonymous No.12525648]

>>12509747
I'd give her my address ;)

[Anonymous No.12525673]

>>12514952
>Beverage company pisses into jar with their brand on it, takes picture of it and releases it to the public, offering to mail it for consumption.
Yea this used to bankrupt companies back in the day

[Anonymous No.12525694]

>>12525437
Jesus you piss fetish retards are worse than foot fetish retards

[Anonymous No.12525820]

>>12525604
>>12525694
fuck off normies, piss tastes great

[Anonymous No.12525834]

>>12525694
hey at least our fetish has something to do wit the pussy instead of the most arbitrary part of the body.

[Anonymous No.12525861]

>>12509971
>that yellow of piss
Clearly needs to drink more coconut water.

[Anonymous No.12525863]

>>12509747
One girlfriend of mine was never into the whole pissing thing, but she knew that I was, so once she got used to it she offered to pee in my mouth whenever she had to. I was basically her toilet. Sometimes, even when watching a movie together on the couch, she wouldn't even get up to go to the toilet, I'd just drink it up lol good times
sometimes I wonder what friends or colleagues or family would say if they knew that I drink piss like almost every day lol

[Anonymous No.12526386]

big coconut needs to be stopped!!!

[Anonymous No.12527179]

>>12514714
*squareheads
>swearengine.jpg

[Anonymous No.12527417]

>>12510121
I need the source of this image.

[Anonymous No.12527449]

I actually have a bottle of vitacoco in my fridge right now. I only use it for smoothies though. Its pretty meh drank straight.

[Anonymous No.12527455]

>>12523862
yeah he's thirsty in more ways than one

[Anonymous No.12527482]

>>12527417
It's prison school

[Anonymous No.12527540]

>>12509747
Is that you John wayne? Is this me?

[Anonymous No.12528032]

>>12510052
Is this real? Why is she posing with pee in her pants? Is this a dare or something?

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.12528063]

>>12509971
id drink it. better from the tap tho