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Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:18:42 2019 No.12508384 [DELETED]

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FUCK. Health inspector just walked in. Be cool, /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:24:17 2019 No.12508397 GET THAT TALKING CAT OUT OF HERE HURRY

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:24:30 2019 No.12508400 File: 74 KB, 605x807, funny-kitchen-cooking-fails-3-589046386a159__605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We're good at the sauce station.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:25:00 2019 No.12508405 File: 102 KB, 495x347, 175258843.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHO THE FUCK COOKED THIS!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:25:03 2019 No.12508406 Buenos tardes jefe, no lavo mis manos nuenca

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:25:51 2019 No.12508411 >>12508384 'Sure thing boss, I'll just start cleaning out the grease trap.'

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:27:25 2019 No.12508413 File: 115 KB, 1400x1400, standing-in-lettuce.0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Salads reporting in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:27:33 2019 No.12508414 >>12508384 You know, just recently, I was wondering. How do you get to be the health inspector? What kind of qualifications do you need? How do you score that gig?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:27:55 2019 No.12508417 get rid of the cat and your place will be a lot cleaner, from a health perspective

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:28:59 2019 No.12508420 >>12508414 Like virtually all Gov't jobs they're just scam positions filled as personal favors.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:29:35 2019 No.12508426 >>12508414 google "health inspector jobs" and pursue it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:29:35 2019 No.12508427 >>12508384 I made friends with the new health inspector, day one. He was FOB from somewhere in Africa, and I taught him how to torrent movies (we had our laptops raping the hotel wi-fi). After that, everywhere I worked was always "spotless."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:29:50 2019 No.12508428 File: 2.33 MB, 300x332, 1559986903364.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >yfw he asks you the last time the cooking grease was changed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:36:36 2019 No.12508440 SOMEONE CLEAN THE FUCKING CAN OPENER

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:47:09 2019 No.12508485 File: 6 KB, 210x240, somerandomnibba.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SOAP DROP NIGGA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:50:18 2019 No.12508500 >>12508440 Chef, owner Goldstein sold it last week. Told us to just use our keys to open the cans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:56:34 2019 No.12508526 Keep your shit clean and temps up to code and never worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:01:08 2019 No.12508539 >>12508427 based health corrupt inspector

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:03:08 2019 No.12508543 >>12508428 >"Changed!?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:05:03 2019 No.12508548 >Anon, this temperature log looks remarkably... consistent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:06:24 2019 No.12508552 passes out ballcaps to everyone in kitchen

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:15:58 2019 No.12508585 File: 48 KB, 637x354, 1560726047192.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] An inspector? So... basically a janny?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:16:24 2019 No.12508586 File: 29 KB, 640x480, 1560194841452.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12508552 Uhh chef. We're out of gloves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:18:02 2019 No.12508593 >>12508585 Nah jannies don’t get paid

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:18:35 2019 No.12508595 >>12508400 Plastic spice bottles on the stove top? Going to have to give you a demerit for that, pal.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:22:12 2019 No.12508609

>>12508414
Bachelors in nutrition as a dietician or masters in dietetics and a ServSafe cert. then you pass a couple of training tests that they give you a study guide for. There are no prior qualifications at least in the state of Arizona as it is a direct hire position, but with any government job, having strong knees is the only way to get your foot in the door. My wife was a health inspector and her mother was the safety manager for county health dept

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:22:18 2019 No.12508611 >>12508384 Has anyone hid the illegals? They don’t even wash their hands

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:23:28 2019 No.12508613 >>12508593 Jannies are scum, health inspectors are based. Digits don't lie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:26:11 2019 No.12508623 >>12508613 what digits?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:27:53 2019 No.12508630 File: 1.84 MB, 245x210, 1556660696093.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:28:35 2019 No.12508633 >>12508623 oh these digits?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:32:51 2019 No.12508647 File: 186 KB, 457x303, 1369782749529.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12508633

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:33:44 2019 No.12508650 >>12508633 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:33:45 2019 No.12508651 >>12508440 >>12508500 Gravely. Underrated comments

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:34:16 2019 No.12508653 File: 148 KB, 332x332, 2F21BF26-7602-40B6-9EBD-22BC44AA0852.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12508633 Check this 4

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:35:08 2019 No.12508657 Don’t mind me, just scratching by my ass before handling the food

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:38:57 2019 No.12508669 File: 1.47 MB, 236x250, 1560321398317.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12508400 rbmk pressure cookers don't explode.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 03:00:40 2019 No.12508754 >>12508405 what does raw chicken taste like? I assume it would be like fish but more bland. Why would anyone want that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 03:21:04 2019 No.12508822 File: 94 KB, 345x396, however it doesnt eggs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We're out

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 03:21:06 2019 No.12508823 File: 823 KB, 1270x3469, Condensed Milk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12508400 And here we have the bakery, where we make caramel sauce.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 03:37:16 2019 No.12508871 File: 75 KB, 1165x671, 9C096F96-FC8B-485A-A876-07B5ED289A87.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ROAST CHICKEN READY FOR TABLE 5. SERVICE PLEASE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 03:40:02 2019 No.12508881 >>12508669 Whatever, you Xenon enthusiast. Xenon lover.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 04:23:21 2019 No.12508972 >>12508414 >How do you get to be the health inspector? >>12508485

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 04:31:08 2019 No.12508989
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>>12508384
>Commis chef swiftly and quietly checks all the lowboys for hanging thermometers and that the hierarchy in the coolers is followed because the receiving guy is lazy as fuck and puts cases of chicken where ever it's convienent

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 04:32:04 2019 No.12508993 >>12508972 Me. It's fun, and the johns seem to love it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 04:32:58 2019 No.12508999 File: 18 KB, 425x425, 61DhyiEYsoL._SX425_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12508384 >HACCP? Heh, nothin personal kid

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 04:43:35 2019 No.12509030
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Hello CeeKae, I'm going to be assessing you this evening.
Before we begin, unless I'm mistaken, isn't this the restaurant where na nnna naked ll little lol lolis work? Do you realise how many child welfare laws you may have broken? I'm afraid that if this turns out to be true, I'm going to have to shut you down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 04:47:17 2019 No.12509039 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, 1520752375044.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12508384 >Well welcome them in

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 04:54:23 2019 No.12509060

>>12509039
sorry anon but this is a failure. I'm also fining you $100 for mild unsanitary conditions. you will be still be able to trade but I will be back within 4-8 months to see if you have improved the condition. another Failure will result in another fine and a reminder to try a bit harder next time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 05:04:41 2019 No.12509090 File: 125 KB, 825x800, IMG_1778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12508397 You almost killed him. Now what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 05:06:54 2019 No.12509093 >>12508823 why the fuck would you even try doing this when even slightly tired.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 05:33:06 2019 No.12509174 someone hide THAT FUCKING TOXOBEAST

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 05:42:23 2019 No.12509195 File: 32 KB, 474x355, 1535165132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12508669 blocks your path

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