/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12506005]

Please place your order.

[Anonymous No.12506042]

>>12506005
mcpic please

[Anonymous No.12506055]

>>12506005
Typical order is 2 plain McChickens and a large Dr. Pepper. Switch it up to 2 McDoubles every so often

[Anonymous No.12506061]

>>12506005
ten nuggets for me

[Anonymous No.12506115]

>>12506005
This is what I'll be getting after work today:
>2 McDoubles
>Buffalo sauce on the side
>Stroopwafel McFlurry
Fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.12506145]

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[Anonymous No.12506193]

>>12506115
The Canadian Chicken sandwich was good. Was planning on getting that dessert soon

[Anonymous No.12506207]

>>12506005
Do they not have fucking water?
I've only been to a fast food once

[Anonymous No.12506224]

>>12506005
>2 mcdoubles
>2 mcchickens
>thats it

[Anonymous No.12506238]

Yeah I'll have a number nine...fat boy.

[Anonymous No.12506267]

DON'T RUSH ME

[Anonymous No.12506302]

>>12506005
McChicken add tomato add pickles light mayo

[Anonymous No.12506305]

>>12506302
also forgot to add the medium fries and 4 chicken nuggets + lemonade from the machine

[Anonymous No.12506345]

>>12506005
2 junior chickens 2 mcdoubles and a small drink for $10
man I love summer

[Anonymous No.12506370]

>>12506005
Twenty piece with a large fry and dr pepper

[Anonymous No.12506439]

>>12506005
number one with ice tea
McChiggen

[Anonymous No.12506443]

>>12506061
my fellow nuggetman

[Anonymous No.12506447]

>>12506005
I NEED A DOUBLE CHESSBURGER AND HOLD THE LETTUCE

[Anonymous No.12506552]

>>12506005
>Not ordering a plain #3, large sized with a Coke
Do you guys even eat McDonalds?

[Anonymous No.12506604]

>>12506005
>walk in
>stand suspiciously far away from counter with arms crossed
>notice touch screen kiosk
>panic a bit don't want to use it to seem like a idiot
>stare at menu board
>people come and go.
>staff member looking back and forth at me
>get nervous
>walk out go through drive through and order a 1/4 pounder meal and regret my decision making skills.

[Anonymous No.12506606]

>>12506005
mcdouble no ketchup add mac sauce
10 piece nugget honey mustard

[Anonymous No.12506611]

>>12506005
Arch Deluxe meal super sized with a coke

[Anonymous No.12506671]

>>12506611
>not a royale with cheese

[Anonymous No.12506686]

>lg #9
>unsweet tea

[Anonymous No.12506946]

>>12506005
GIMMIE THAT NEW SPANISH BURGER

[Anonymous No.12506954]

>>12506447
DON'T BE FRETTIN SON NO CHEESE ON THE BUN

[Anonymous No.12506965]

>>12506447
DONT BE FRETTIN SON NO SEEDS ON THE BUN

[Anonymous No.12506983]

>>12506005
I don't know how people can eat McDonald's nuggets, they're too dry. You're better off with storebought shit because you get more for less money.

[Anonymous No.12507012]

10 crispy chicken tenders a large fry and an ice cold glass of water from my sink.

[Anonymous No.12507017]

>>12506005
>4 nug happy meal
$3.39
>6 nug happy meal
$5.88

Those two extra nugs cost $1.25 each
Ronald McKike really has no shame

[Anonymous No.12507043]

>>12506005
#2 Deluxe, 10 milks.

[Anonymous No.12507047]

>>12506005
I genuinely don’t like their new tenders

[G8rH8r No.12507066]

>>12507017
>sausage and cheese McMuffin
1$ on the breakfast menu
>Sausage egg and cheese mcmuffin
3$ on the one two three menu
2 for a round egg

[Anonymous No.12507126]

Triple Cheeseburger only Mac Sauce
20pc McNuggets
Water

[Anonymous No.12507886]

>>12506224
Same

[Anonymous No.12507893]

>>12506005
mick chicken with big mac sauces

[Anonymous No.12507895]

20 piece nugs with honey and sweet n sour
2 cheeseburgers

[Anonymous No.12507915]

>>12506061
>not twenty
Go big or go home.

[Anonymous No.12508009]

>>12506005
#9, large, with a diet coke please. Also, thank you for changing the two cheeseburger meal off of #2.

Oh heck, lets do an apple pie too.

[Anonymous No.12508014]

2 royales wit cheese garcon

[Anonymous No.12508036]

The new "fresh grilled" quarter pounders are disgusting!

"Juicy" they call it, I got one and the entire burger including the bun was WET with a thin grease the likes of which I've never seen. Between oil and water.

[Anonymous No.12508121]

Lemme get uhhhh...

[Anonymous No.12508321]

>>12506005
#1 with a sprite

[Anonymous No.12508336]

Legit when the mcextreme goes I'll never go back to McDonald's

[Anonymous No.12508351]

>>12506005
A double quarter pounder with cheese and a large fries please. What? No I don't wan't the meal, I have a 4 pack of Camos at home to enjoy with my meal but thank you for asking.

[Anonymous No.12508365]

20 pc chicken nuggies, with all the ranch. not a lot of ranch, ALL of the ranch; and an unsweetened ice tea to wash it all down

[Anonymous No.12508371]

>>12506207
They do, and the give you a transparent cup to use when you get it at the fountain. But just Saturday when I was waiting for my food I guy asked for a cup of water. They gave him the cup and as soon as their backs were turned he quickly filled it up with sprite and left with his food, with a 'I just scammed McD's outta a soda, go me!' shit eating grin on his face. Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.12508374]

>every single item besides drinks on the menu is 550 calories or higher, and that is without fries or any other sides
$1 black iced coffee for my ride to Wendy's where I can get multiple healthy options for less than $600 calories.

[Anonymous No.12508382]

>>12508371
He sounds based and you sound gay

[Anonymous No.12508537]

big mac combo no pickes with a coke no ice.
6 count nugget entree with bbq, honey mustard and sexuan sauc.
small mocha frappe.

[Anonymous No.12508700]

fuck it

ice cream cone and McDouble

[Anonymous No.12508756]

>>12506005
4 crispy tenders
double quarter pounder with cheese
large drink (half sprite, half lemonade)
fuck i might get this tomorrow

[Anonymous No.12508792]

>10 nuggets is 900 cal
no wonder amerilards are so fat, ffs

[Anonymous No.12508794]

>>12508792
you don't have to eat all ten at once

[Anonymous No.12508799]

>>12506005
Why is McDonald's the same price as an actual food establishment? It's fucking $5 for a sandwich. Their fucking sandwiches have always been shit, but they made up for it by being like 1/2 the price. Now they slap a slightly fancier bun on them and charge the same amount as a place that doesn't have shitty food? What the fuck? FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A MCDONALDS SANDWICH LOL! FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS LOOOOL!

[Anonymous No.12508801]

>>12506042
I would order that. Looks good af.

[Anonymous No.12508803]

>>12508794
the whole thing isn't even a meal, yet it's half a day's calories for someone who eats too many calories anyway

[Anonymous No.12508805]

>>12506005
Artisan chicken sandwich, no fries, and a diet coke. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.12508808]

>>12506005
Haven't eaten at mcdonalds ever since they fucked up the dollar menu and removed a shitload of items, including staples like $1 mcchicken.

[Anonymous No.12508815]

>>12508808
The only thing left on the $1 menu is soda or coffee. They took out everything else for some reason. There's not even a point in having that menu anymore

[Anonymous No.12508821]

wat do?

[Anonymous No.12508861]

>>12508792
20 nuggets is 890 Cal
I guess it's not surprising that a third worlder can't read

[Anonymous No.12509070]

>>12508821
bomb

[Anonymous No.12509077]

>>12508821
Ask for the manager and politely explain that you are a Jew who has studied the Torah closely and strongly disagrees with this mistaken interpretation of Kosher.

[Anonymous No.12509086]

>>12506224
>2 mcdoubles
>3 mcchickens

[Anonymous No.12509718]

>>12506005
This menu isn't even current. Fuck off and go get a new picture.

[Anonymous No.12509728]

>>12506005
Where chickenburger. Aight homie imma dip bye

[Anonymous No.12509836]

>>12508371
hell the last time I was ordering in the restaurant, they had a stack of large cups beside every order yourself screen. I couldn't believe they are so trusting of the mcdonalds customer
>>12506005
double cheeseburger
mCchicken
large fry
dr pepper

[Anonymous No.12509845]

>>12506005
I’ll have a larger iced latte, a number 5 with a normal bun no meal, and the 4 pc nuggies.

[Anonymous No.12509970]

>>12508861
>890 cal each serving
>serves 2
looks like you're the one that can't read, retard

[Anonymous No.12510227]

>>12509970
Nah, it's still you retard

[Anonymous No.12510249]

Large double quarter pounder meal with no cheese and a Sprite.

[Anonymous No.12510328]

>>12506115
>>12508700
anyone that orders ice cream from mcdonalds is a fucking moron, making my drive through for 2 mcdoubles and 2 mc chickens take 15 min because you want a fucking hot fudge sundae. theres better ice cream at gas stations you garbage people

[Anonymous No.12510332]

>>12506005
How about one of thooooose um

[Anonymous No.12510340]

>>12506005
A Filet-O-Fish and a nine piece Chicken McNuggets for me. Ranch and Sweet N Sour dip. Apple pie for dessert

[Anonymous No.12510342]

Two Junior Chickens with Thai Sauce added, and a large fries. Hits the spot every time and only costs around 5$.

[Anonymous No.12510370]

>>12506005
Do they still sell the 50pc mcnuggers

[Anonymous No.12510395]

>>12506005
Double Quater pounder w/ cheese
with a large fries and a large sprite tropic berry
20 piece mcnuggets w/ signature sauce and buffalo sauce
1 sausage, egg, and cheese mcgriddle
1 large m&m mcflurry
and a side salad

[Anonymous No.12510726]

>>12508537
>no ice
You disgust me

[Anonymous No.12510757]

>>12507915
Ronnie please

[Anonymous No.12510769]

>>12506005
>2 McDoubles, no pickles an no onions
>Either add mac sauce to the burgers, or get some buffalo sauce on the side.
>4 piece chicken nuggets w/ BBQ sauce
>Coke

[Anonymous No.12511000]

>>12506005

>1 MCChicken meal
>Large Fries
>Large Banana Milkshake
>1 MCChicken
>2 Mayo Chicken

Am I a glutton?

[Anonymous No.12511006]

2 quarter pounder 6 nuggets café latte

[Anonymous No.12511011]

>the 2 for 3 deal on McChicken and McDouble
Is this Big Ronald finally acknowledging the existence of the McGangbang?

[Anonymous No.12511062]

>>12510328
Why would a hot fudge sundae take 15 minutes?

[Anonymous No.12511110]

The McChicken is the absolute best value, but I usually go with two double cheeseburgers or the 2 for $5 with nuggets and a Big Mac

[Anonymous No.12511122]

>>12511062
ask the wagecucks behind the counter, the only time my dirve through experience is delayed is when people order fucking ice cream doesn't matter if its a cone or a flurry, shit takes forever.

[Anonymous No.12511158]

Whopper Jr and Chicken Fries

[Anonymous No.12511214]

>>12506005
2 Big Macs
A Large Fries
5 Cheesebugergers
5 Mcchickens
And a large Fanta

[Anonymous No.12511225]

I'd like a 20 piece McNugget with spicy mustard and a McDouble with a large unsweetened iced tea, please.

[Anonymous No.12511233]

>>12511225
You order like a fucking girl. Stop.

[Anonymous No.12511290]

>>12511233
Lmao how fat are the girls in your town?

[Anonymous No.12511301]

>>12507017
>>12507066
Based Jew detectors

[Anonymous No.12511311]

>>12508374
Wendy’s has taken a shit since Dave Thomas passed away

[Anonymous No.12511365]

Directions to a better eating establishment. Thank you

[Anonymous No.12511389]

>>12506005
For me, it's the Fish Mac.

[Anonymous No.12511404]

>>12511389

[Anonymous No.12511409]

>>12511389
>>12511404
How do you order something like that?

[Anonymous No.12511649]

>>12506005
"Hols up a seccs I'm a biit dwunk"

[Anonymous No.12511691]

>>12511409
By asking for it, like anything else you can order.

[Anonymous No.12511700]

>>12511409
>sees name
>does not know how to ask for it

[Anonymous No.12511722]

[Anonymous No.12511725]

>>12511691
>>12511700
Is it a real menu item?

[Anonymous No.12511728]

Large Big Mac meal with Dr Pepper
20pc Nuggest Signature Sauce
3 Mc Chicken 3 Doubles
Eat it all in the parking lot like a fucking piece of shit

[Anonymous No.12511735]

>>12511725
You know what? No. No it isn't. You'll never have one.

[Anonymous No.12511757]

>>12506005
Can I get two plain double hamburgers with no cheese, please.

[Anonymous No.12512373]

2 for $3 mcchickens or mcdoubles

[Anonymous No.12512377]

A large number 3 with a sprite, with only ketchup and cheese on that burger, and 20 nuggets with ranch, thank you.

[Anonymous No.12512654]

>>12510227
learn to read lardass

[Anonymous No.12512662]

>>12510227
>>12512654

[Anonymous No.12512665]

>>12506005
"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."

Kudos to you good sir if you get that reference.

[Anonymous No.12512674]

>>12507012
This, but diet 7up from my fridge instead. Also, signature sauce.

[Anonymous No.12512968]

>>12506005
Ay yo leme get a small black coffe and 3 gogurts please

[Anonymous No.12512990]

>all the shitty gimmicky seasonal items that mcdonalds puts out on a yearly basis
>not once have they done a chicken big mac in the US

Seriously wtf? It would literally print money.

[Anonymous No.12513028]

>>12506005
Happy meal with the hamburger, apple slices and water. No toy. I ain't got time for games.

[Anonymous No.12513359]

>>12506946
I had that recently. It was good, although it wasn't like crazy out of this world. Maybe would order again, but I wouldn't lose sleep if I didn't.

[Anonymous No.12513538]

>>12512654
>>12512662
Are you really so goddamn stupid that you think 20 nuggets is more calories than 3 Big Macs? Read their fucking website you literal fucking subhuman.

[Anonymous No.12513592]

>>12506005
>2 hot n spicies no mayo
>large fry
>20 piece nuggets
>snack size m&m mcflurry
gotta keep that mcflurry small, don't want to get fat

[Anonymous No.12513723]

>>12506005
20pc nugget
Iced caramel macchiato

[Anonymous No.12513740]

>>12508821
ask if i can get a mcdouble with extra foreskin

[Anonymous No.12513758]

How many of you cu/ck/s /McDonaldsapp/ here?

[Anonymous No.12513803]

what's the difference between a mcdouble and double cheeseburger?

[Anonymous No.12513804]

>>12513758
i used it once and I had to show them my receipt for 45 minutes before i got any food.

[Anonymous No.12513832]

>>12509070
hell yeah high five

[Anonymous No.12513867]

>>12513803
A slice of cheese. I forget which one gets two slices

[Anonymous No.12513876]

>>12513758
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.12513885]

>>12513758
I got my yearly craving for mcdicks earlier and checked the app and couldn't believe it. Single items are like $5 and they don't even have a dollar menu anymore. Why the fuck do people still go there?

[Anonymous No.12513888]

>>12513885
Their single moms worked and didn't teach them how to make basic meals

[Anonymous No.12513895]

>>12511389
I recently have made this at home cause I had two pieces of fried beer battered fish patties and was like fuck it. It was fucking good as shit.

[Anonymous No.12513900]

>>12506005
2 20pc Chicken McNuggets
2 Large Fries

[Anonymous No.12513914]

>>12506965
WE BE UP IN THIS DRIVE THROUGH
ORDER FOR TWO
I GOT A CRAVING FOR A NUMBER 9
LIKE MY SHOE

[Anonymous No.12513924]

>>12513885
>they don't even have a dollar menu anymore
they literally do
mcchickens, small fries, apple pies, ice cream, etc are all $1

[Anonymous No.12513929]

>>12513804
never, ever walk in to a mcdonalds
drive thru only
they do an app deal for $2 any sandwich sometimes
use it for the most expensive thing on the menu, it'll still be $2
you won't have to wait 45 mins

[Anonymous No.12513936]

Two sausage burritos and a large coffee. Don't matter what time of day it is.

[Anonymous No.12513964]

>>12506055
My man
Except for the Dr. Pepper you cretin

[Anonymous No.12513983]

Does the $1 menu vary in different places?
The most substantive thin on it in my area is a sausage biscuit. It's trash

[Anonymous No.12514001]

mcdouble
medium fry
coke zero

[Anonymous No.12514002]

>>12506005
Where is Big Tasty?

[Anonymous No.12514033]

>>12506005
big mac meal with a coke
I am a simple man

[Anonymous No.12514628]

I hate the menus that show huge pictures and scroll through multiple screens. Just put the shit up there so I can read it.

[Anonymous No.12514640]

>>12506145
Came here to post this.

[Anonymous No.12514667]

>>12506005
I don't trust that mcchicken so I'mma get a large Quarter Pounder deluxe meal, iced coffee, hot fudge sundae and a $2 mcnugget.

[Anonymous No.12514830]

>>12513929
i did go to the drive through. the manager had to come out 5 times.

[Anonymous No.12514969]

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[Anonymous No.12514991]

All the money in the register, and if anybody as much as looks at the door they get put in the ground.

[Anonymous No.12515860]

>>12506005
Two number 9s

[Anonymous No.12516911]

>>12506005
Can I get a cheeseburger, hold the cheese?

[Anonymous No.12517044]

>>12506005
3 mayo chickens

Best value for £3 you're gonna find. Half the price of a regular mcdonalds meal

[Anonymous No.12517091]

an extra McJaguar, ultra McWaterjeuce, and epic Dark McBloodies

[Anonymous No.12518051]

[Anonymous No.12518164]

>>12506005
Two Mchickens and twenty mcnuggets with a small fries, no drink please. Can I get three honey mustards with that? Thanks. Oh, also a uhh big mac, medium fries and large coke for my friend.

[Anonymous No.12518309]

>>12506042
What's weird is that I love pickles bit generally would prefer them not to be on my burger/sandwich etc

pickle alacart for me

[Anonymous No.12518350]

>>12506005
Get me a 4 with a combo, no mayo. Two number 8s, an Americano, an OREO McFlurry, a happy meal with 4 piece McNuggets, no side, and an apple juice. Also get me an apple pie.

[Anonymous No.12520253]

>>12506005
egg mcmuffin

[Anonymous No.12520268]

>>12506005
Can I get one big brekkie burger with a large flat white? Cheers.

[Anonymous No.12520388]

>>12520268
fuck outta here with your aussie menu. this is murica

[Anonymous No.12520525]

I only go when they have the 2 for 5 special. 1 Big Mac and 1 Filet-o-Fish. Add a medium fry and an Oreo McFlurry. Get depressed afterwards.

[Anonymous No.12520572]

The current Tastes of America beef burger please!

[Anonymous No.12520834]

>>12506005
I leave and go to Fat Burger

[Anonymous No.12520861]

>>12513359
I would hope that nobody would lose sleep over fast food you fucking goober.