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12503221 No.12503221 [Reply] [Original]

do young men still take young women to steak houses for dates?

>> No.12503236

>>12503221
No. Modern women don't like going to those temples of the conceptual penis that only serve to celebrate the patriachal domination of the fairer sex. We take women to Sweetgreen now.

>> No.12503243

>>12503221
>the fairer sex
you blew it

>> No.12503244

>>12503236
You're so out of touch. I can tell you spend 24 hours a day on the internet because your perception is so skewed. Bitches love steakhouses. Actually bitches like to be taken out to eat in general. I can see why you're still a virgin

>> No.12503246

>>12503236
>>12503243

>> No.12503249

>>12503221
I take women to steak houses. I MAKE them get a steak and 2 margaritas. Always fuck afterward

>> No.12503256

>>12503221
No. I just fill up her trough.

>> No.12503257

>>12503244
Perhaps we move in different social circles where women have different values.

>> No.12503271
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>>12503236
>the fairer sex

What do you mean by this?

>> No.12503273

I don't take women anywhere. My braphogs will gratefully eat anything I take out to the lot.

>> No.12503281

>>12503244

Steak houses? Is this a texas thing, or an old person thing? We had Ponderosa restaurants when I was 12. After that people slowly stopped going to generic shitbox dinner locations.

Do you people still do this? Most of my generation cooks at home, and cooks well.

>> No.12503292

>>12503244
It sounds more like you only know trashy people.

>> No.12503295

>>12503221
I hope so, it would be a shame otherwise.
On a similar note, growing up, one of my parents was vegetarian, so we never had steak at home. I didn't think steak was anything special or worth eating. Anyway, when I met my wife, the first meal she cooked for me was a grilled medium-rare bone-in ribeye, with sauteed mushrooms and onions, roasted Brussels sprouts, and au gratin potatoes. Totally blew me away. I still count myself a lucky, lucky man.

>> No.12503297

>>12503281
not him but where i live steakhouses are generally high quality, expensive local places, not generic chains

>> No.12503298

these days young women just swipe right then eat ass.

>> No.12503299

>>12503244
>casually calling women bitches
I'm sure the women you take to the abattoir are all respectable young ladies

>> No.12503301

>>12503281
What the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, because places like Peter Luger's or House of Prime Rib are "shitboxes". You fucking moron.

>> No.12503305

>cattleman's
>texas roadhouse
>""LongHorn""
>outback
why are they all shit?

>> No.12503309

>>12503297

I've pissed money into these places downtown and then I said. I can do this. Now I either grill or pan fry a thick ribeye for a 1/5th of the price. I just can't justify a "maybe ok steak" anymore.

>> No.12503313

Last time I went on a date we got Nepalese food. I wanted to have momo and don't normally go out, that's why I chose the place.

>> No.12503318

>>12503301

Yeah, you go there, buddy. I'll make a stellar steak at home. On a grill OR on a fucking pan. Easily. Get some celtic sea salt and go cookin'

>> No.12503326

>>12503221
Depends on where the relationship's at. Early on I think it would be a little too plain/formal.

>> No.12503336

>>12503318
>implying you can't make steak at home and still enjoy going out to quality steakhouses.
You must be super fun at parties, ya boring little fucker.

>> No.12503343

>>12503336

Quality steak houses with their meat carpeting and boring environment. Did you grow up in the 70s? Jesus Christ you people just live in the past. You're in a southern state, right?

>> No.12503347

>>12503336
I like that reddit line.

>> No.12503349

>>12503336
When was the last time you went to a party? A real party. Not a backyard BBQ. Not a family function. I can tell it has been a very long time. Youth is far behind you.

>> No.12503350

>>12503349

I'm old as salt, and this fucking guy makes me sound like granite.

>> No.12503361

>>12503343
Lol, no, I'm not. Whatever helps you sleep at night, kid. Only a kid would be so stubbornly wrong and unable to understand the appeal of fine steakhouses. Or even the fact that people enjoy things whether you like it or not. Don't worry, you grow up one day.

>>12503347
Never been there. In my experience, the only people who mention reddit on here are people who came from there. The rest of us never even think about it. Ever.

>> No.12503362
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12503362

I'm gay. I don't date women.

>> No.12503373

>>12503349
Wrong again, child. I was at a party this past Thursday night. Again, you think in the ignorance of your youth that you reach a certain age and just magically stop doing anything enjoyable or exciting. Don't worry, you'll be here soon enough, and you'll see. But, in the meantime, you're making a giant ass of yourself.

>> No.12503375

>>12503361

Last "steak house" I went to was https://www.marienbad.ca/ and I pissed away a few bills. Decent steak, but nothing I can't make even better 20 years later. I've learned food. Steakhouses are for kids.

>> No.12503382

>>12503361
Big yikes and oofpilled
It doesn't matter if you haven't been to Plebbit. The fun at parties line is endlessly repeated there by people who are incapable of creative insults making it into a plebbit line.

>> No.12503395

>>12503361

Want me to teach you how to make a good steak in a fry pan? Just once?

>> No.12503397

>>12503382
So, you're from reddit, then. That's sad.

>>12503375
>Steakhouses are for kids
Are you just mentally stunted, or are you trying to larp as an adult? Because that's an incredibly immature and ignorant remark.

>> No.12503403

>>12503395
>in a fry pan
You already fucked up.

>> No.12503405

>>12503397

In your 40s, no one wants to go out, or meet you somewhere. We're all tired of your boring shit. That's why we call you kids.

>> No.12503409

>>12503397
Why is it sad? You've never been there so why should you think going to reddit is sad?

>> No.12503410

>>12503403

I can teach you how to grill if you have one, too. It's all good. But I have a magic pan recipe too. I've cooked so much meat I could be a war criminal.

>> No.12503423

>>12503403

ok So, On a weber or broil king, bring it up to 600 degrees, prepare your meat by drying it. Throw it on the grill with a pad of butter on top so that it causes a fire when the grill reduces to 400F, get your water squirter and keep it from burning the meat. Flip it at 5 minutes, test its reflexiveness for rare.

I Don't care, you stupid assholes won't cook good meat.

>> No.12503425

>>12503410
>But I have a magic pan recipe too
post it

>> No.12503426
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12503426

rate my local steakhouse

>> No.12503432

>>12503426
Massively phallic. Who are they trying to impress?

>> No.12503435

>>12503405
Wow, what a sad life you lead. I'm in my forties and I go out with friends and my family all the time. And yes, we go to actual parties, and music festivals, concerts, clubs, restaurants, and numerous other things. My dad, who's an incredibly healthy 80 year old, still goes out with my mom and their friends all the time. It's when you stop going out that you're going to have problems. Your age doesn't make you old, your attitude does.

>> No.12503437

>>12503425

You trim the fat from a ribeye and render it. Heat it up to around 450 and toss your steak in, sear it in ITS OWN FAT for the malliard process that doesn't taste like burnt butter, or weak oil. It tastes like itself. You cook the meat in its own fat. It's a goddamn secret no one talks about. Not burnt butter, not olive oil shit, not canola oil. Itself.

>> No.12503439

>>12503423
What the fuck are you doing, nigger?

>> No.12503440
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12503440

>>12503432
rich chinks who don't know they're being ripped off when we charge $200 for a steak

>> No.12503445

>>12503437
>trim the fat
Fucking hell.......

>> No.12503449

>>12503435

Why the fuck would you be bothered. I went out to hundreds of concerts as a kid. You just can't keep doing that shit and not evolve. I guess you guys live differently. I couldn't go to a 5440 concert today if you paid me. I'll go watch some Crash Test Dummies videos in your honour.

>> No.12503455

>>12503439
BAD SPEED

>> No.12503464

>>12503445

I know, it was the WORST thing I ever watched. But I saw it happen and was disgusted. However, it worked. It was a sacralicious mistake.

>> No.12503469

>>12503440
I genuinely appreciate that they cut the steak for you. I hate cutting meat.

>>12503449
I went to a concert last night. They have two benches in the back so you don't have to stand for 4 hours and they don't search your bag unlike some venues (I always bring ice water). The hardest part is really not being allowed to bring ice water and being asked to fucking stand for hours on end. Like get some fucking folding chairs and let us sit in the back.

>> No.12503475
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12503475

>>12503469
rich people hate cutting their food, it's a well known fact

>> No.12503494

Talking to anyone on 4chan is like talking to grass. You're talking to a dial tone of a human being. Don't waste your time.

>> No.12503498

My social group doesn't seem very steak housey.
I'd go for business dinners at a fancy one since that just feels "right".

>> No.12503502

>>12503221
>taking women on dates in current year like they're special

lel are you some sort of emasculated woman? Ahaha your dick grew wings and flew out the window.

>> No.12503514

>>12503449
>still enjoying live music is "not evolving"
Damn dude, you are thick. I bet you still listen to all the same music as you did 20 years ago, too.

>> No.12503521

>>12503514
Oh, God. You're not one of those guys are you. You're kind of making the other people at the concert uncomfortable.

>> No.12503533

>>12503521
Holy shit.
>only people of certain ages can listen to certain music.
Wow, and just when I thought this couldn't get any more fucking dumb.

>> No.12503534

>>12503305
Because of "choice" beef

>> No.12503538

>>12503533
ok gramps. you're really cool and hip and i'll be sure to life up your wheelchair so you can "crowd surf"

>> No.12503545

>>12503533

I used to evolve and listen to shit like Clinic and a bunch of new shit, then I went back further than my era into queen and journey and whatnot. Bottom line. I'm old and I don't fucking pretend not to be. Don't be that fat bastard standing around in an ACDC tshirt trying to jam. please.

>> No.12503558

>>12503538
Yeah, please do. Hopefully it'll make my Depends leak piss and shit right on your head. Watch out for falling dentures and drool, too.
Jesus, you're a moron.

>> No.12503563

>>12503558
you're hip and cool with the kids. 55 year old pot smokin badass comin' through! Get outta the way!

>> No.12503574

>>12503545
>ACDC shirt trying to jam
Wow. Just...wow.
You know getting older doesn't mean you have to act like you've completely lost any sense of time and relevance. I mean come on.....ACDC shirt, really? Also, if you're fat, that's not because of age, that's because you quit giving a shit.

>> No.12503583

>>12503563
I don't care about "the kids". See that's the difference. You care way more that someone over 25 might be in your vicinity than someone my age cares about being around people like you.

>> No.12503602

>>12503583
*smoaks pot*
*slaps teh flabby ass 53 year old wife*
*takes 'nother toke off of joint and nearly has an aneurysm*

WHO WANTS SUM? PARTY HARD DOOD!

>> No.12503604

>>12503574

I was just trying to picture your stupid ass. You sound like that kind of cunt. Sorry man. Would you like Pantera or Tool? Christ I don't know what your fucked up time displacement is.

>> No.12503607

>>12503602
Where did pot come into this? Now you're just being a fucking idiot.

>> No.12503612

>>12503604
Well, I guess you're just going to have to live with not being able to "picture my stupid ass". Stop talking like a redneck.

>> No.12503623

>>12503607
\m/

good musik, my friends. don't mind the colostomy bag it's just for show heh heh

>> No.12503624

>>12503612

How do I talk to you people? I see all Americans as rednecks. You're all some form of undereducated fuck up. How should I address you?

>> No.12503625

>>12503612
It's difficult communicating with someone who has a rudimentary grasp of english, Deng. How many years of shitposting do you have left before they'll let you see your wife and kid again?

>> No.12503633

>>12503623
Yes, yes, everyone over 40 has a colostomy bag. At the stroke of midnight on your fortieth birthday, the white coats come and collect you and give you a colostomy and a walker with tennis balls on the feet.

>> No.12503635

>>12503633
Fucking hell. I bet you type out punctuation marks to represent faces and everything.

>> No.12503637

>>12503625
What the fuck are you on about? Forget your meds today?

>> No.12503639

>>12503633

I had a colostomy bag when I was 9. Never since.

>> No.12503640

>>12503637
You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>> No.12503641

>>12503633
you're that creepy old guy at the show that everyone laughs at for still having a mullet. someone tried to flick a cigarette butt in your hair lol

>> No.12503643

>>12503624
>I see all Americans as rednecks
Ah, no wonder you can't comprehend things beyond your immediate reality. You're not smart.

>> No.12503646

>>12503635
Now you're trying to use punctuation as an insult? Pretty lame.

>> No.12503650

>>12503643

No I just generically judge to goddamn morons to the south. With GOOD REASON.

>> No.12503651

Ordering steak is usually the worst option because its massively overpriced and they never cook it as good as I do at home.

>> No.12503652

>>12503640
>grasping
So, you've run out of worthwhile arguments, then.

>> No.12503659

>>12503652
Seriously, did someone hurt you?

>> No.12503663

>>12503650
No, not good reason. If you had good reasoning skills, you'd have already educated yourself enough to know that the US is extremely divided and people have many different ideas and views about what's going on here.

>> No.12503668

>>12503659
Do you just go around asking random people that all the time? It's very odd.

>> No.12503673

>>12503663

I know you coastal assholes aren't your midwestern cunts. I just stopped caring when you ruined the cunting planet. You can all die in a nuclear fire as far as I'm concerned. You all let it happen. Now we'll ALL die because of you lazy assholes. We'll all die together now.

>> No.12503676

>>12503641
>mullet
I hate to break it to you, but the only people I see nowadays with mullets are people under 25. Same with black socks and sandals.

>> No.12503680

>>12503673
So you're giving all the other major polluting countries a free pass? Yeah, you're not too bright.

>> No.12503681

>>12503668
Only because you are mad. Who hurt you?

>> No.12503688

>>12503426
I worked in an ex-theater restaurant.

>> No.12503691

>>12503681
>projecting
Do YOU need to ask for help? Repetition of projections is a classic sign.

>> No.12503693

>>12503688

you worked in a.. what? How many hobo nipples could you count at one time?

>> No.12503700
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>>12503693
>How many hobo nipples could you count at one time?

>> No.12503701

>>12503514
>>12503521
>>12503533
I..I actually enjoy music from 20 years ago?
It's the early/late 90s I can't stand.
The trouble with being GenX these days is all our groups are starting to kick off.
When Tom Petty kicked it I fucking cried.

>> No.12503702

>>12503691
But you sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?

>> No.12503723

>>12503700

I can't laugh when you're laughing. I always found hobo nipples, monkey sweat and goat anuses as very funny.

>> No.12504079

>>12503281
>Most of my generation cooks at home, and cooks well.
La fondue instantu noodles

>> No.12504121

>>12503221
As a female myself, I'd order chicken tenders or something with mushrooms.
I'd rather eat sushi, Pizza hut, Chinese food, Chipotle, taco bell or go to a bakery tho. Most places don't cook steak right and I always order rare, and they get it wrong.

>> No.12504137

>>12503299
We're on the internet, faggot

>> No.12504141

>>12503426
bank/10

>> No.12504143

>>12503249
Boomer detected

>> No.12504147

>>12503221
Protein served with carbs, carbs, carbs, fat and fat
????????????????

>> No.12504151

>>12503221
Yes, I love paying big extra bucks so some faggot can flip a piece of meat once and slap some uninspired potatoes on my plate. I'm mentally retarded so I couldn't do this myself, you see?

>> No.12504516

>>12503221
Nope only homosexuals (masc) like them...

>> No.12504601

>>12503221
I take my wife all over on dates still, even if the restaurant isn't great it's nice to get out of the house.

>> No.12504655

>>12503221
Yeah I took my bf to one

>> No.12504698

>>12503221
Yeah, I want them to know how much steak I can eat right off the bat.

>> No.12504712

>>12503221
sometimes yea but its more likely to go for sushi or thai for a first date at least. maybe its because im not a huge steak guy or at least arent rich enough to be a huge steak guy but i only go to steakhouses with my gf on special occasions

>> No.12504728

>>12503343
this nigga never been to a french bistro

>> No.12504731

>>12503426
you live in the cbd? rockpool is pretty good

>> No.12504747

The best thing about most steakhouses are their salads, soups, and sides. I can usually make a comparable steak at home.

Hard to beat a wedge salad, then a med rare ribeye with a baked potato and creamed spinach. Cheesecake for dessert.

>> No.12504762

>>12503305
those are mcdonalds of steak

>> No.12504765

>>12503271
I hate ugly black women so much

>> No.12504767
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12504767

How the FUCK am I supposed to know?

>> No.12504771

>>12503432
obvious turbo-lesbo-feminist here going all in to smash the patriarchy any chance it gets

>> No.12504790

>>12503373
Shut up boomer

>> No.12504791

>>12504765
yeah me too. Fucking nasty sheboons

>> No.12504796

Steakhouses have high quality food and a varied menu, its not all just steaks.

>> No.12506272

>>12503221
steaks are overrated

>> No.12506281

>>12504771
have sex, incel

>> No.12506409

>>12503221

Why is there a slice of toast on that plate? What's going on here?

When that dude in the Simpsons said he'd eaten steak "from coast to coast with taters and toast" I thought it was just a funny joke. I'm so confuse

>> No.12506415

>>12503236
You almost got me. 7/10 bait.

>> No.12506498
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12506498

Have sex fucking incels

>> No.12506507

>>12503244
You know that was a bait post right?

>> No.12506977

>>12503236
Good bait, but sweetgreen? Really?

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>>12503221
i havent been on a date in 2 and a half years.

>> No.12507018

>>12503236
>fairer sex
unhandthemaiden.jpg

>> No.12507030

>>12506498
I believe that's what op is attempting

>> No.12507031

>>12503651
this

>> No.12507089

>>12503701
Late 90s is twenty years ago, dingus

>> No.12507113

>>12506507
You know that was a bait post right?

>> No.12507383

>>12504079

This is what t shirted goofs think. Pad Thai, spatchcocked chicken piri piri. Fuck I can't even list all the shit I cook sensibly.

>> No.12507546

I still do. The real move is make it at home. I can cook very well, so steak and sides are easy. Plus, now they are already at my house.

>> No.12507941

>>12503295
I lucked out too - married a qt who can cook a steak to perfection then fuck my brains out. Good times.

>> No.12507959

>>12503299
an abattoir date sounds metal as fuck

>> No.12507970

>>12503281
this nigga think ponderosa a steakhouse PONDEROSA pftahahahahah

>> No.12508035

Why would I pay upwards of 700% for something that's so easy to make?

>> No.12508254

>>12504762

yep. gotta go to your local steakhouse or French joint

>> No.12508288

>>12507970

It is for you mongs. No one goes to 'steakhouses' anymore. You're a goddamn anachronism. You're an old blackhead no one popped.