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12492017 No.12492017[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>Hi there. I have a pizza here for anon?

>> No.12492021

>>12492017
thank

>> No.12492026

Come in so I can rape you

>> No.12492030

>>12492017
And I've got a tip for you... with a shaft to back it up!

>> No.12492035

>>12492026
based

>> No.12492042

"I'm just telling you right now..if you're not modeling right now, that's basically free money you could have right now that's flying out the window. You're so gorgeous that it's pretty much an objective fact, not an opinion."

>Judge reaction. If positive, seize the moment and ask her out."

Grow a pair and do what I say. You'll thank me later.

>> No.12492047

>>12492042
cringe

>> No.12492049

>ordered a pizza at midnight
>a cute girl actually arrived to deliver it
>felt concerned for her safety because she's showing up to random homes late at night

>> No.12492051

>>12492047
If the idea of being a man and actually doing something to get what you want intimidates you, you deserve to die a virgin.

>> No.12492055

rape

>> No.12492072

>>12492042
I somewhat agree with you but that compliment is too strong imo.

>> No.12492081

>>12492042
>"I'm j-j-j-ust t-telling uhhh... you, uh.. model I m-m-m-mean... like, p-pretty..."

>> No.12492087

>>12492081
Not him, but that's some serious projection.

>> No.12492090

>>12492087
The irony of this post is no doubt lost on you.

>> No.12492107

>>12492087
I wouldn't call it projection, but I freely admit that I drew on personal experience for inspiration when I made that post. As do all artists when enacting their artform.

>> No.12492114

>>12492090
So you're saying that his advice would come out a garbled mess when most turbo virgins try it, is that it?

>> No.12492118

>>12492114
Not him, but that's some serious projection.

>> No.12492119

>>12492017
Just like Umemaro

>> No.12492127
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>>12492118
I guess you're just too smart for me.

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>>12492017
*swipe from her hands and rapidly close the door*

>> No.12492156

>>12492051
>my idea of being a man is spouting neckbeard sponge PUA reddit shit

>> No.12492263

>>12492042
Ew. How could you date a girl with a shitty delivery job? She'd never be a stable partner. Poor chicks are losers.

>> No.12492266

>>12492263
I dated a nano engineer with a PhD and she still ended up being a whore. There's no winning so just fuck some qts when you have the chance.

>> No.12492272

>>12492263
Actually, a good proportion of poor women treat relationships seriously because it is their best chance at social progression.

>> No.12492292
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>>12492042
Yep, I'd tell her she's a fine lookin' lady that could totally be a model. I'd love to get with a gal as pretty as her someday.

>> No.12492298
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>>12492026
Kek

>> No.12492305

*waddles over*
*breaths heavily*
"god bwess Americas"
*snatches pizza*

>> No.12492342
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12492342

I delivered food to a chinese girl today and she asked me how to tip on the app she used

>> No.12492351

>>12492049
>Complain to her manager about it.
>Manager yells at her for upsetting a customer.

>> No.12492362

>>12492263
could be a student. most people who work fast food jobs are doing it temporarily and wont remain losers for the rest of their lives lol

>> No.12492382

>>12492017
She's playing with her hair. That means she's asking for it. Regret is not rape.

>> No.12492565

>>12492292
JOSIE’S ON A VACATION FAR AWAY
COME AROUND AND TALK IT OVER

>> No.12492571

>>12492017
No thanks, Im cutting
Ill eat your pussy though

>> No.12492580

>>12492263
>Meanwhile all the girls doing STEM at a Masters or PhD level at Uni have spent the last eight years riding a never ending cycle of dick
Fun fact: I know a chick with a PhD in physics from one of the best universities in Western Europe and she spends her weekends fucking randos on tinder or going to swinger parties
Chaste women are a meme

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12492638

>Thank You Pizza Girl, Here is your Cash

>> No.12492644

>>12492571
Why is it always /fit/fags that make the most horrendously abysmal posts?

>> No.12492654

>>12492644
They come here to talk about not eating. It's like going to a porn board to talk about nofap.

>> No.12492745

>>12492654
So, basically talking about nofap anywhere on 4chan?

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>>12492571
Only accepts deliveries in the rear

>> No.12492816

>>12492017
Thank you “Amy,” I hope you don’t expect a tip. Now GTFO

>> No.12492829

>>12492263
>i'm an unemployed faggot who's daddy pays for everything

kill yourself

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>>12492829
>who's