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>meet the perfect woman of my dreams
>love her dearly
>she's from Guyana
>every other dish she and her family makes me has WHOLE HABANEROS in it
>entire family including her thinks I'm a pussy because I have a tongue made from carbon

What do?

>> No.12488802

>>12488798
You get used to it or you die.

>> No.12488808

>>12488798
Habaneros ain't shit
You are a pussy

>> No.12488819

>>12488808
When's the last time you've had something made with multiple whole ones?

>> No.12488845

>>12488819
I make chili with habaneros all the time
It'll make you sweat but it's nothing compared to some of the more extreme peppers out there

>> No.12488848 [DELETED] 

>>12488798
>>meet woman
>>love her dearly
>>she's from Guyana
This is where you fucked up. If you love goblins you have no reason to start complaining when they serve you their goblin food.

>> No.12488860

>>12488848
Pretty much this, google what the people look like. OP is dating el atrocidad.

>> No.12488865

>>12488798
Stop being a bitch for a start.
Habaneros aren't that hot.
They have a really nice fruity flavour.

>> No.12488874 [DELETED] 

>>12488798
>Welcome to episode #9001 of whitoid incel chases el goblina

>> No.12488876

>>12488819
Not that anon, but I snack on homemade pickled habaneros sometimes when i'm gaming or watching a movie. Good shit, but to be fair they lose a lot of heat if they're pickled.

>> No.12488879

>>12488819
i used to eat a single habanero for lunch because it's cheap and the spice kills your appetite. it's very hot but you get used to it

>> No.12488950

>it's from Guyana
Gross

>> No.12488967

>>12488874
*la

>> No.12489009

>>12488798
Have you tried just not being a pussy?

>> No.12490202

>>12488798
>Habaneros
>hot
the absolute state of whitoids

>> No.12490226

>>12488967
forgive him, he's american

>> No.12490252

>>12488798

once I was working an overnight late shift. one of my co-workers was given a bunch of fresh habaneros by another co-worker. It was 3 in the morning and I was feeling loopy and I asked if I could have one. He said sure and I just ate it right there in front of everyone. He thought I was insane and gave me a look of wtf is your problem you crackhead and was waiting for me to start screaming or something. But I didn't react and just smiled and nodded my head. There were about ten people or so gathered around. About two minutes later I felt the gradual burn intensify but I stood my ground and acted like there was nothing going on. When everyone finally went off to do other things I ran to the back where the vending machines were and drank two cans of Coke one after another before the burn went away. I definitely was wide awake after that.

>> No.12490257

>>12488798
Is she pretty? Good body, face, eyed, hair, tits, pussy and ass? Man up. Marry her and impregnates her asap.

>> No.12490268

>>12488860
I just did and now I have a massive erection. Wow.

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12490323

SPICY FOOD!!!!
IM SO MANLY I EAT PEPPERS

>> No.12490340

>>12488798
>showing weakness in front of her family
Pathetic, did you not have your father in your life?

>> No.12490405

Start getting use to them. Eat small amounts first.

Also is the feeling mutual? Does she like you? I'm sure your heritage has something difficult for her to eat. You could demonstrate that. Food loves are a two way street. I really doubt a food item would stop a established relationship.