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12484301 No.12484301 [Reply] [Original]

So I was going to Chipotle when my mom said "buy one for your dad so I don't have to cook."

Should I get my dad a burrito for father's day or something?

>> No.12484327

>>12484301
whats your mom gonna eat?

>> No.12484332

>>12484301
I dont think a chipotle burrito will be good if you keep it for 2 days

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12484337

Sure buddy get me one on the whey too, four scoops of meat, extra spicy.

>> No.12484353

>>12484327

Dad. It is father's day after all. And she'll swallow his load. How does that make you feel OP?

>> No.12484367
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12484367

Get your dad a truck, a truck bull of beer, so he can swim around in it, and fart in the beer, then when he drinks the beer he will drink his own farts lol and he will listen to classic rock and madonna then when he gets home he'll tuck you in and do your homework for you, then when you bring that girl over he'll be totally cool and not embarrassing, then he drives a 4 wheeler through the front door saying "NOW THAT'S COOKING WITH GAS!" and you will reply to this post or your dad will not be angry, he'll be disappointed. Now go tell your dad you love him.

>> No.12484368

>>12484332
Maybe he’s Australian, it’s the future there

>> No.12484372

>>12484353
It makes me feel like puking because they're both in their 70's.

>> No.12484375

>>12484367
>NOW THATS COOKIN WITH GAS
Kino

>> No.12484390

>>12484372

Be nice. Old lads probably enjoy getting noshed off more than they enjoy liquid fire spewing out their arse after a Chipotle.

Anyway, I bet your mum takes her teeth out first so it's all super accommodating. Your dad's a lucky fellow.

>> No.12484789

I had a free entree card so I got extra guac and queso for free

>> No.12484853
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12484853

>>12484353
>>12484372
Too bad she didn't exercise that option nine months before you were born.

>> No.12484860

>>12484367
This guy is a champ at life. I want to be his friend.

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12485945

hmmm