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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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What's the best way to cook an egg, /ck/?

>> No.12483965

>>12483956

Coddled. Now fuck off with your stupid questions.

>> No.12483968

>>12483956
I understand that they want to preserve the shell to store water etc. but that really is some goddamn bullshit.
Could at the very least have put some of those leaves between the egg and the sand. Goddamn.

To answer your question, not that you made the thread for that reason, I would say omelette or fried white/raw yolk with ramen.

>> No.12483973

Shove it directly into your ass so you get high cholesterol faster.

>> No.12483975

>>12483965
That's not even a cooking method you fucking idiot. Stop shitposting.
>>12483968
Stop shitposting and answer the question, I didn't make this thread to have a debate about the .gif. if you want to talk about it then go post it on /b/.

>> No.12484002
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12484002

I like soft boilt, personally. Poached is great as well, but harder to pull off consistently.

>> No.12484015

>>12484002
>>12483956
Parboiled or poached. If you cook them literally any other way you can fuck right off.

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12484032

>>12483975
>That's not even a cooking method you fucking idiot.

Coddled eggs. Pic related, you ignorant cunt. Now seriously, fuck off.

>> No.12484042

>>12484032
More like cuckold eggs. You were coddled too much as a child.

>> No.12484047

>>12484042

Fucking summer.

>> No.12484050

>>12483956
There is a webum of a surly looking guy trapped in an egg fort and all he does is make egg sammiches. I wish i could find it. I wonder how he gets out without breaking any eggs.

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12484056

>>12483968
>I would say omelette or fried white/raw yolk with ramen.
Why do you hate actually cooking such, brainlet?

>> No.12484062

>>12484047
It can tell what season it is too, wow.

>> No.12484085

>>12484050
>I wonder how he gets out without breaking any eggs.
He can't. He has to stay in the vending stall cooking eggs until he runs out, but he'll never run out. He lives off of the leftover rotten eggs and rain water he collects.

>> No.12484108

>>12484042
Based.

>> No.12484111

>>12484108

>samefagging I your own thread

>> No.12484125
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12484125

Fried with runny yolk.
Or hard boiled.
Everything else is for fags.

>> No.12484133

>>12484111
What is samefagging supposed to mean exactly? Sorry, I don't speak reddit, n00bfag.

>> No.12484137

>>12484125
based and eggpilled

>> No.12484144

>>12484125
Ok cletus.

>> No.12484151

>>12484133
>Sorry, I don't speak reddit,
>n00bfag.

Oh but you do, sweet summer child.

>> No.12484173

>>12483956
You just know that these wrinkled tribals use pans in real life, they just did this dirt egg shit to fuck around with the film crew. Jokes on them though, I'll never see them as equal when they can't even figure out how to cook on a rock.

>> No.12484305

>>12484144
My name isn't even Cletus though you imbecile.