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Hello this is Chef John from foodwishes.com with...

>> No.12481792

>>12481785
Why does he end every sentence with an upper inflection?

>> No.12481801

>>12481792
He's a positive guy.

>> No.12481800

>>12481792
because he is based fucking fag

>> No.12481823

>>12481785
Anyone else find weird how he went on a tangent during his tomato bisque recipe on race relations? He said
>I'm gonna touch it up with some FRESHLY ground black pepper. A pinch of cayenne. A pinch of paprila. Funny story. When I went out to get these ingredients I noticed a group of negroes in the store with me. These weren't the usual pack you see on the corner hustling dope and pimping women. These men had an air of elegance to them. These negroes were well groomed and spoke in a polite tone. I found the experience to be grossly entertaining. I think the negro could one day become a race worthy of respect, such as those gentleman showed me, but while they continue to leech off government welfare they will remain in their stagnated ghettos looking for the next handout not caring to better themselves or their children. I'm getting off track. So you're gonna want to let this simmer for 20 minutes.
I just thought that was really weirs

>> No.12481841

>>12481823
Imagine typing that and thinking it's funny and/or original.

>> No.12481856
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>>12481823

>> No.12481863

>>12481823
based
>>12481841
cringe

>> No.12482215

>>12481785
What is the song he plays at the start of his videos?

Its literally the exact same song that opens Half in the Bag, and it bothers me.

>> No.12482490

>>12481792
He didn't do it in his older videos and probably slowly dubs the videos without listening to his whole monologue. He used to annoy the fuck out of me when I first tried to watch him but I eventually got used to it.

>> No.12482568

>>12481785
How many times do we have to see this shitty thread with this shitty OP image? Fuck off.

>> No.12482626

>>12481841
dilate my tranny discordbro

>> No.12482649

Imagine putting mint in spedie sauce. His other recipes are good though.

>> No.12482665

>>12482215
theyre both imovie stock songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pERbyqZOWcA "buddy" aka the food wishes opening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI6YgHidevk "fifth avenue stroll" aka half in the bag skit background music.

same opening riff but different songs

>> No.12482687

>>12482665
Wtf they are different songs?

>> No.12482705

>>12481823
you got me you polnigger, i laughed

>> No.12483200

>>12481823
wtf I love Chef John now

>> No.12483329

>>12481823
I read that in his voice and tone haha

>> No.12483390

>>12481792
Its called having a personality, fag.
Something you will never have, go back and listen to yourself recorded and see how fucking boring you are.

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>>12481823
Fine here's a (you)

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>>12481823

>> No.12483823

>>12481823
>You are, after all, the Ike and Tina of gassing kikes and niggas!

>> No.12483853

>>12483823
>You are, after all, the Don Vito of perforating negros

>> No.12483857

>>12483853
>You are, always have been, the Frank Lloyd Wright of saving the alt-right!

>> No.12483866

>>12483857
>alt-right
lol, does anybody say this but leftists anymore?

No offense if you're not one.

>> No.12483871

>>12483866
I'm just trying to rhyme fren, but I don't get out much nor live in an english speaking country, so I wouldn't know

>> No.12483876

>>12483871
salright fren

>> No.12484994

>>12481823
I read that in his voice.

>> No.12485056

>>12483866
>anything that might make my side look bad is a psyop