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At Chipotle, what should I get?

>> No.12480349

>>12480323
I'm headed there myself
I'm going to buy two carnitas burritos with black beans, fajita, cheese, and pico
White rice of course

here's the kicker, I'm going to buy guacamole from whole foods (they have a spicy version you know)

>> No.12480355

>>12480323
anything with barbacoa

>> No.12480363

White rice
Black beans
Barbacoa
Pico de gallo
Extra hot salsa
Light Cheese
Lettuce

>> No.12480369

>>12480323
>what should i get?
some more pics

>> No.12480380

>>12480323
more creepshots if you can

>> No.12480387

>>12480323
Chicken or steak burrito
White rice
Black beans
Pico
Red hot
Cheese
Lettuce

Have them mix it up for they roll it
Water
Eat with green Tabasco

>> No.12480394

"im not like the other girls"

>> No.12480405

>>12480323
Is it me or does she have shit proportions?

>> No.12480428

>>12480323
i don't get chipotle. Qdoba is much better, they have more than 3 things on the menu unlike chipotle. Shitotle has garbage rice and barely any toppings at all, besides a simple shitty sauce and lettuce. WHY do people think chipotle is so good when its barely mediocre.

>> No.12480429

>>12480323
a bullet to the head

>> No.12480436

>>12480405
She's probably 10 years old

>> No.12480437

>>12480323
is it popular to style your hair like the weird girl who plays clarinet and likes horses nowadays?

>> No.12480439

>>12480436
kill yourself sicko

>> No.12480448

>>12480436
they're all obviously like 20-25 I would say

>> No.12480454

>>12480437
more popular styling yourself like a neckbeard virgin that wears triple XL cargo shorts and video game t shirts

>> No.12480459

>>12480448
Not a fucking chance

>> No.12480465

>>12480448
You should start paying better attention if you don’t want to go to jail, friend.

>> No.12480466

>>12480323
>taking a creep shot of that sad excuse of an ass
Fucking embarrassing.

>> No.12480467

>>12480323
I'll have three of em

>> No.12480468

>>12480439
Out of everyone in the thread, how is he the sick one?

>> No.12480472

>>12480323
Get some of that ass!

>> No.12480477

>>12480459
>>12480465
ez baited

>> No.12480480

>>12480323
I heard in another thread that chipotle makes you fat so probably you shouldn't get anything

>> No.12480481
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12480481

>>12480477

>> No.12480483

>>12480481
baited again heh ez

>> No.12480489

>>12480454
Zing! Nice one!

>> No.12480526

>>12480323
Perhaps some muscle definition you weak ass faggot?

>> No.12480529
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12480529

>>12480323

>only see qt girls while waiting on line at restaurants and fast food
>only see sun-dried used goods roasties in wearing more makeup layers than a chink sword at the club

how did this happen

i dont even like chipolte i just go there to watch the girls

>> No.12480766

Preteen juices, what else?

>> No.12480770

>>12480323
fucking christ all the women in that image are wearing the same damn pants

>> No.12480787

>>12480405
Provided that she is grown, yeah, very bad proportions, actually quite masculine. Inverted triangle shape, broad shoulders and tiny waist. She has a negative ass, it actually goes inward. But again, she could be in her teens.

>> No.12480793

>>12480770
OP here. I think it was a cheerleading team or a soccer team or something athletic.

>> No.12480851

>>12480323

>white rice
>extra fajitas
>double steak
>all 3 salsas
>cheese
>lettuce

two of those.

>> No.12481189

>>12480793
that's just how they dress. teenage girls are the ultimate NPCs

>> No.12481238

Black Beans
Brown Rice
Fajita Veggies
Steak
Hot Salsa
Corn
Sour Cream
Cheese

>> No.12481313

>>12480793
You're retarded.

>> No.12481318

>>12480468
read what he said moron

>> No.12481355

>>12480323
The only correct answer is a burrito bowl and some of that tween ass.

>> No.12481356

>>12480323
Salmonella.

>> No.12481363

>>12480405
Judging by the shoulder-to-waist ratio, I think that's a tranny.

>> No.12481373

>>12481363
Nah you just dont know about that based 14yo girl life

>> No.12481709
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12481709

>>12480323
>every white girl 14-23 in current year

>> No.12481728

>>12480323
brap sandwhiches

>> No.12481733

>>12480323
The correct answer is to get whatever your favorite fixins as a burrito bowl, then get some chips and attack that shit like it's dip.

>> No.12481822

>>12480323
your penis buried in the behind of the girl in stripes.

>> No.12481882

>>12480770
women are a lot more group minded than men

>> No.12482116

>>12480323
big heap of that teen aged butwhole

>> No.12482174

Imagine risking it all for an ass that average.

>> No.12482202

>>12482174
That ass isn't average. That ass is well below average.

>> No.12482224

>>12480323
Anyone but me notice that all of these shill threads sort together as if they're posted by the same faggot?

>> No.12482248

I had Chipotle the night my mother died. Not sure I'll ever eat it again.

>> No.12482256

>>12480481
Imagine being so easily baited that you need to keep this image saved.

>> No.12482396

>>12480323
Some hot teen ass

>> No.12482586

>>12481318
he said she is probably 10 years old so she can hardly be expected to have very feminine shape.

>> No.12482590

>>12480323
>posts narrow hipped asslet
Is this what boys are into now?

>> No.12482933

>>12480323
Best thing to eat there is that ass.

>> No.12482948

>>12482590
I'm in my 40s and I've always preferred women with a normal size waist and at most a B cup

Only apes prefer ape asses

>> No.12482953

>>12482948
>normal
>hips less wide than their shoulders
sure they are teens, but don't pretend you or your tastes are normal

just date a man if you like flat chests and no hips

>> No.12482968

>>12480323
Ask if they can make a burrito bowl in her ass crack. Then ask for a discount when it turns out not very much food fits there because she's only 10

>> No.12482975

>>12482968
>she's only 10

if its good enough for allah it's good enough for me

>> No.12482981

>>12482953
Don't take this the wrong way but has it ever occurred to you that you might be gay?

>> No.12483007

White women are so pathetic. Why do you Snow chimps think people from civilized societies want your trash? I mean sure in Roman days, we used them for the Prostitue houses. But nobody wanted to marry your trash, with their trash attire and trash behavior. Also their Flatt butts need to be covered up, Only women worth looking at should dress thi way.

>> No.12483016

>>12480323
>linebacker tranny shoulders
>every girl is wearing the exact same shitty tights
Lmao

>> No.12483017

>>12480793
>those legs
>athletic

>> No.12483020

>>12480436
>>12482586
If you're 14 and your shoulders are wider than your hips, that's not going to change.

>> No.12483022
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12483022

Get yourself out and go to Moes

>> No.12483026

There's a way to hack the menu and get two burritos for the price of one. Get a burrito bowl, with two tortillas on the side for free. Ask for both types of rice, both beans, extra fajita peppers, half and half of two meats (which ends up being 50% more than just one type), corn salsa, and all of the fixings. The end result is over 200% the total weight of food, it easily makes 2 burritos you wrap yourself, plus extra.

>> No.12483029

>>12480323

welp, guess im fapping tonight

>> No.12483284

>>12483029
Why wait?

>> No.12483293
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12483293

>>12480394

>> No.12483302

>>12480323
>what should I get
out

>> No.12483305

Bowl with two tortillas on the side
3 scoops white rice
Black beans
Chicken
Fajita veggies
Hot sauce
Extra cheese
Sour cream
Lettuce

I challenge you to get more value than this without spending more. Protip: only extra meat costs more

>> No.12483308

>>12482174
Okay now this is epic

>> No.12483335

>>12483007
Then why do you people want to come to our countries so bad?

>> No.12483457

go fucking damn it you guys, have sex!

>> No.12483536

I always get

white rice
no beans
double chicken
hot sauce
sour cream
cheese
lettuce

tastes amazing

>> No.12483595
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12483595

>>12482948
>Only apes prefer ape asses

>> No.12483651 [DELETED] 

>>12480323
cunny

>> No.12483663
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12483663

>>12480529
>more makeup layers than a chink sword

>> No.12484825

Do you think she's learned about sex yet?

>> No.12484836

>>12480323
the fuck out of there and go to taco bell for nacho fries supreme

>> No.12484862

>>12480394
underrated post

>> No.12486460

>>12483284
good point

>> No.12486471

>>12483026
>makes 2 burritos you wrap yourself
>wrap yourself
Or just save even more and make burritos yourself at home instead of going to chipotle and paying someone so you can still make burritos yourself like a retard.

>> No.12486513

>>12483293
Not right now, you don't.

>> No.12486516

>>12484862
No, it's overrated if anything
stop projecting onto children who never consented to getting their pictures taken

>> No.12486524
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12486524

It all comes out diarrhea, there. Eat whatever.

>> No.12486644

>>12480323
whatever she gets but only after her bowels are done with it

>> No.12486648

>>12480323
That girls number

>> No.12486727

>>12486648
>I’ll have two number 9s and that girl's number

>> No.12488517

Ecoli

>> No.12488526

>>12482968

I dont why this made me kek as hard as it did but it did

>> No.12490125

>>12484825
Yes.

>> No.12490144

>>12480323
have sex

>> No.12490148

>>12483020
You don't know much about biology, do you?

>> No.12490154

If that chick's underaged, would this fall under the "This post violates US law." rule?

>> No.12490163

>>12490154
>are pictures of clothed girls in completely nonsexual situations illegal
lol no

>> No.12490167

>>12480355
spbp

>> No.12490171

>>12490154
It would fall under the anon is a fucking retard rule.

>> No.12490179

Ain't no law against pictures of naked children as long as it's non-sexual.

>> No.12490182

>>12480355
Brapacoa

>> No.12490249

>>12480323
At what age do women achieve self awareness and dress with modesty?

>> No.12490288

>>12490249
How is what she's wearing not modest? Holy shit you're a prude

>> No.12490301

>>12490288
roastie detected

>> No.12490304

>>12490288
Brah

>> No.12490305

>>12480323
>he thought that ass was worthy of taking a pic

>> No.12490327

>>12490304
>>12490301

>full length pants
>not see through
>normal shirt
>athletic shoes

You're right, Muslims. We can see her bare arm and that is DISGUSTING. When will women learn?

>> No.12490353

>>12490327
Brah

>> No.12490400

>>12490327
>skin tight leggings that show off ass, legs and camel toe
>"pants"

>> No.12490415

>>12490400
Leggings show off ass in the same way that t-shirts show off elbows
As in, it's not something that they do on purpose to attract you, it's something they do because it's popular
You're just obsessed with butts, if you were into elbows you'd be calling them out for not wearing longer sleeves

>> No.12490417

bowl
burrito wrap on the side
white rice, double
no beans
chicken, double
queso
medium salsa
corn salsa
cheese
mix bowl together, tear off piece of wrap and spoon on burrito mix

>> No.12490420

>>12490400
>doesn't understand athletic pants

You're right, fellow puritan. She should just wear a giant black garbage bag so no part of her body is discernable

Holy fuck the absolute state of incels these days

>> No.12490424

>>12490415
Brah

>> No.12490435

>>12490179
Yup, I remind the fbi about this every time they come round to my door. Always entertaining to see them standing there fuming when I tell them that, but no matter how pissed they get, they can't do shit. It's hilarious.

>> No.12490436

>>12490420
>everyone who wears leggings is an "athlete"
>people should wear their exercise clothing everywhere, including at fast food restaurants

>> No.12490445

>>12490400
How is it worse than what you would see at the beach or a gym?

>> No.12490480
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12490480

>>12490445
Brah

>> No.12490513

>>12490420
>athletic pants
Yeah how often do you see dudes wearing these? There are looser fitting athletic trousers like these which are actually more comfortable. Elasticated skin tight pants are a fashion choice.

t. actually goes running

>> No.12490521

>>12490480
No argument, got it.

>> No.12490525

>>12490445
Because she isn't at the gym. People ignore it at the gym or on the beach because you're dressing like that for a legit purpose. How many girls do you see walking the street in bikinis?

>> No.12490526

>>12490436
I never said pants make someone an athlete. You are just really bad at reading. If you use your head you would notice that these girls are in a big group together. Probably a cheer team or something. Fuck, you're dense. Sounds like you have some deep seated aggression towards women since you're so desperate to call them skanks

>> No.12490533

>>12490513
>doesn't understand the difference between men and women's clothing

>> No.12490536

>>12490521
Brah

>> No.12490540

>>12490525
False equivalency since these are still full length, non see through pants that cover everything. A bikini is essentially underwear. Don't be so obtuse on purpose

>> No.12490550

>>12490526
No, you said:
>doesn't understand athletic pants
So please, enlighten us

>> No.12490556

>>12490540
>non see through pants that cover everything
So why don't we all walk around naked covered in heavy acrylic paint?

>> No.12490558

>>12490417
Didn't your mother teach you not to play with your food?

>> No.12490560

>>12490550
You literally said they aren't pants when they are. Therefore you don't understand athletic pants. Are you being retarded on purpose?

>> No.12490572

>>12490560
I do not feel enlightened

>> No.12490573

>>12490556
Because it wouldn't make any sense when we can just make clothes that are able to be taken on or off easily? What kind of autistic question is this? Why don't we paint ourselves? What the fuck are you on about

>> No.12490577

>>12490572
It's because there's no help for you

>> No.12490583

>>12490573
Brah

>> No.12490620

>>12490573
You mentioned that those pants "cover everything" and that they don't show any skin. Would you then agree that it's acceptable to wear a heavy layer of paint or some other substance as clothing, since they do the same?

>> No.12490638

>>12490620
If it provided the same level of cover as regular clothes then sure. It wouldn't make any sense to cover yourself in paint when you just wear clothes though... I honestly don't know where you're going with this

>> No.12490663

>>12490638
Its because you're dumb

>> No.12490695

>>12490638
>If it provided the same level of cover as regular clothes then sure.
OK then, so you're not a hypocrite. Where do you draw the line for acceptability though? It seems like you think that as long as the hue of the skin is hidden, as well as the genitals, even if you can see every contour of a person's body, then it's fine. FYI I don't have stance, just playing the devil's advocate.

>> No.12490727

>>12490663
Wrong, but thanks for playing
>>12490695
I can't really answer that because you can't see every contour of her body since she's clothed. Your question is flawed.