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There's this guy in my town that posts on facebook every day asking people to get him food.

>> No.12475191

that's neat, dear

>> No.12475313

>>12475180
Ask him why he can't get it himself and report back. Alternatively, tell him you're interested in making an arrangement that meets both of your needs.

>> No.12475518

>>12475180
Awesome

My facebook wall is dead

>> No.12475524
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>>12475180
>facebook

>> No.12475528

>>12475180
>There's this guy in my town that posts on facebook every day asking people to get him food.
Why? Expand on this. What's the background here? What have others revealed about him by asking him questions when he does this? What's his explanation? Is he unable to afford these foods himself? Is it more of a mobility issue?

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>>12475528
what do I say now

>> No.12475674

>>12475619
Tell him your mom died Saturday June 8.

>> No.12475680

>>12475619
Tell him he should have plenty to eat now as long as he kept her corpse in good condition.

>> No.12475683

>>12475674
This and then ask him to get you a five dollar meal

>> No.12475684

>>12475680
Based

>> No.12475687

>>12475619
"I'm sorry for your loss"
be decent

>> No.12475703

>>12475619
>that explains why she was so limp when I was porking her last night
send it pussy

>> No.12475707
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12475707

I really don't know if I should argue with him or not

>> No.12475709

>>12475680
>>12475703
I can't imagine making fun of someone insane enough to beg for food on facebook and thinks his dead mother is related to this begging to be smart when your name is attached. OP would be the one who gets eaten.

>> No.12475710

>>12475619
Ask if his dad can afford food, if not call child protective services on the manchild

>> No.12475714

>>12475707
"Listen to the birthday boy"

>> No.12475716

>>12475707
i'd push a little harder

>> No.12475718

>>12475707
SHE'S DEAD AND IT WOULD BE HELLA RAVE IF SOMEONE BROUGHT ME KFC

>> No.12475721

>>12475619
he needs to learn to cook for himself now that he's the woman of the house ;)

>> No.12475723

Come on Jessie tell him that if he fills your Hot Pocket you'll get
him a McChicken

>> No.12475727

>>12475707
my dad died and I cooked a lasagna that night for myself
this guy needs to get over the fact his mom won't make him tendies anymore and pick up a spatula

>> No.12475731

>>12475707
"Ask them to serve kfc at the wake"

>> No.12475734

>>12475727
Fucker can just order delivery, he's after gibbs.

>> No.12475739

does he actually ask every day or has he just asked for like most of a week for attention?

>> No.12475740

>>12475734
Tell him to order it himself and stop begging for pity via delivery. If he needs someone to talk to he can use a phone like a regular Joe Schmoe or get a fucking therapist.

>> No.12475745
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12475745

Tell him he looks like a fookin ballsack

>> No.12475748

ask him for the link to the obituary
fat faggot begging for food

>> No.12475753
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12475753

I think I'm as mean as I want to be right now.

some of you people on this site are really callous

>> No.12475769

>>12475753
Lmao dude doesn't even want her food, he's fiending for some KFC.

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>>12475739
he's been doing this for a long time

but no he doesn't ask every day

>> No.12475776

>>12475769
>home cooked meal
>uh I'll think about it

bitch he said he wanted kfc

>> No.12475780

>>12475772
Next post point out the dates prior to his mother's death that he begged for food, and tell him if his mom was a decent human being she'd be ashamed.

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>>12475753
Keep going anon. This is fucking hilarious. He doesn't even want some stranger's homecooked meal. Nigga just wants KFC or McD's.

>> No.12475785

>>12475772
Dude... I kinda feel bad for this guy. How old is he?

>> No.12475786

>>12475772
>timbit fiending mooch
does this nigga have autism or is Rant and Rave something people do now?

>> No.12475789

>>12475772
nigga needs to learn how to dumpster dive for scrap metal and get dosh for tacos

>> No.12475791

Is this in Nunavut?

>> No.12475792

>>12475753
>value of a mother: one five dollar KFC meal
it's probably 2-3 at least

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>>12475785
he's just about fifty

>>12475792
luckily, he didn't pick up on my backhanded insult, which is just as well.

>> No.12475817

>>12475791
Wainwright, Alberta

>> No.12475828

>>12475801
>>12475817
OP did you just dox yourself?

>> No.12475833

>>12475801
>I ordered from another place and they sent it free of charge.
As in no delivery fee or did this nigga cry on the phone and get a free meal? Must be lying to save face.

>> No.12475835

>>12475828
Yes

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>>12475835
>roastie “accidentally” doxxes self to get attention
>thread was a ruse from the beginning
Pack it up boys.

>> No.12475855

>>12475817
Figures, everyone in Alberta small towns are fucked up. I’ve lived in Vermilion and hated everyone there.

>> No.12475858

>>12475619
People say foolish things after they lose loved ones. I would tell him to stay with his best friends or family for a while.

>> No.12475895

>>12475855
Look up "Alberta Eugenics Program" or "Alberta Sexual Sterilization Program."
Alberta has a history of being retarded hicks.

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>he won't tell me where to get free food

okay my sympathy is waning

>> No.12475905

>OP is a girl
pleas ebe my gf please i'm 6'0 and 295 pounds i'm large and in charge and can protect you from facebook creeps

>> No.12475910

>>12475772
This reads like he's just a lonely person and looking for excuses for people to come over.

>>12475753
Then again if he was he would jump at having some sweet young thing bring him home cooked meals.

>> No.12475911

>>12475895
Good BBQ tho

>> No.12475919

>>12475905
It's probably a fake profile, slow your roll.
>>12475903
Tell him you want to support the restaurant since he couldn't pay them and you feel bad they aren't making money.

>> No.12475930

>>12475910
maybe he's a fag, you ever think of that?

>> No.12476057

>>12475930
Huh?

>> No.12476060

>>12475905
OP pls respond

>> No.12476063

>>12476060
send me kfc

>> No.12476066

>>12476063
ok whats ur address i'll be right over

>> No.12476072

>>12476066
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

>> No.12476083

>>12476066
liar

kfc closes at nine

>> No.12476088

>>12476083
bitch I'll open you up with nine (inches of dick) don't leave me hanging here jenny

>> No.12476101

>>12476088
wow I guess the guys on reddit aren't so nice after all

>> No.12476106

>>12476101
Burn!

>> No.12476112

>>12475753
My sympathy disappeared when he didn't jump on a comfy homemade lasagna. He's just after gibs.

We need more ridiuclous posts you know this freakazoid isn't just begging for food. There's other perversions afoot we need to see them.

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>>12475687
>>12475858
Wrong. I know many homeless losers that make up shit on the go (e.g. "Just got fired," "my mom just died") to gain sympathy and get free shit.

They literally ask for a living. They are professional liars.

>> No.12476121

>>12476115
would people really just get off the internet and lie?

>> No.12476123

OP post feet

>> No.12476126

fucking slut not responding to me and fucking virgins pretending to be both me and her all women are the fucking same dumb bitch

>> No.12476132

>>12475707
>food bank
>not the food library

>> No.12476144

>>12476126
Wow, I was kinda interested up until this outburst. I actually like my men to be big cuddly bears, but not assholes.

>> No.12476147

>>12476144
shut up you lying cunt that's all you manipulative whores do lie lie lie can't be honest like men this is why you deserve to be second class citizens i can't believe my votes only worth as much as this fucking cock holster with legs attached fucking bitch

>> No.12476153

>>12476147
Damn; maybe I do like assholes...What's your sign, sweetness?

>> No.12476156

>>12476121
Yea but its easier on the internet

>> No.12476163

>>12476153
oh yeah what's the game this time you pretend to like me then all you and your friends pelt me with baloons filled with vegetable oil it's not fucking happening again women are incapable of feeling empathy they're closer to insects than human beings cruel cunts

>> No.12476164

>>12476132
my food bank only charges 3 percent interest

>> No.12476172

>>12476164
Better than late fees, I can't even go back to the food library because I didn't return a ham hot pocket 2 years ago.

>> No.12476174

>>12476164
damn mine always try to chew me

>> No.12476179

>>12476163
nah I was just joshing ya

>> No.12476180

>>12476101
Only when they don't get their kfc

>> No.12476187
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12476187

OP is an underage tranny

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12476203

supreme plot twist

>> No.12476204

>>12475707
What the hell is a food bank? Do they store your food for you so you can get it at a later date? Is a refrigerator a food bank?

>> No.12476210

>>12476204
>he doesn't know about the food banks

what country are you even from

>> No.12476211

>>12476187
10/10 would take xer on a date to KFC

>> No.12476217

>>12476204
I don't use the food bank to store food I just use my cache

>> No.12476218

>>12476210
The Congo

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>>12476144
You have never had a 'man', Gertrude. You and I both know you're too young to be here young lady.

>> No.12476224

>>12476203
in this guy's defense your mother and your grandmother are two entirely different fucking things

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>>12476218

>> No.12476228

>>12476224
No

>> No.12476233
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>>12476225

>> No.12476237

we must destroy the central food bank and restore culinary control to the people

>> No.12476245

>>12476187
>>12476203
Holy shit that is a plot twist.
Underage
MOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSS!!!

>> No.12476247

great thread now I want sum kfc

>> No.12476249

>>12476233
>wayne

>> No.12476252

>>12476247
Starting to wonder if it's weird viral marketing for kfc

>> No.12476256

>>12475772
The breakfast one makes me feel sad, and the rest just make me feel angry.

>> No.12476259

>>12475683
besd

>> No.12476266

>>12475524
You're way out of touch. Facebook is for washed up boomers. Young vibrant soyboys would never go near it.

>> No.12476267

>>12476249
It cut off. Should have said Waynes World

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>>12476266
What do zoomers use now

>> No.12476277

>>12476245
>implying any of you idiots have come close to my true identity

maybe I've been jim all along

>> No.12476279

>>12476224
She didn't claim otherwise, just shared that she's part of the family and agreed it was tacky to ask for food based on their family member dying.

>> No.12476285

>>12475780
Rant to you, asshole >:(

>> No.12476292

rave to anyone that smacks this begging faggot with a baseball bat across the face

>> No.12476294

>>12476277
you didn't cover up your name in one of the posts.
I think it's safe to assume Jim isn't the type of dude to be friends with sock puppets, nah, he keeps things 10x10

>> No.12476299

>>12476256
He'd have probably just ordered a water and sat while you ate, hoping you'd feel guilty and order him food or give him the left overs. Why bring up that you're gonna pay for your food? Shouldn't that be a fucking given? He'd just have an excuse "I lost my bus pass and used the last of my money to get here", blah blah.

>> No.12476301

>>12475619

Lol.

>> No.12476306

>>12476126
Based

>> No.12476308

>>12476272
4channel.org
Welcome to soyworld soyboi

>> No.12476318

>>12476308
>tfw I had tofu twice today

The real soyboy was me

>> No.12476319

>>12476299
It's like how girls I like on Facebook won't meet up because they think I'm going to rape them, so sometimes I get so desperate that I specify I just want to talk not have sex. That makes it worse of course, but maybe it would be better that they didn't automatically expect the worst from people.

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>>12476308
>implying anyone currently on this planet dead or alive is not soy as fuck

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>>12476126
good job. im not even sure if this is ironic or not

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>>12475786
>Rant and Rave
Lmao. That’s way played out. It’s Cheers and Jeers now Boomer

>> No.12476405

>>12475786
>he neither rants nor raves

>> No.12476408

>>12475707
>his mom died
>he just wants $5 kfc
>"lol go to the food bank"
they don't give you kfc there you retard

>> No.12476459

>>12475817
>Wainwright
explains it, trailer trash fucks
Fort Mac here

>> No.12477473

>>12475707
"your mom would be ashamed of you right now"

>> No.12477488

>>12475619
My Grandma died may 5 and she was the last close relative i had other than my uncle that live in another state and and grandma that has late stage Alzheimer, and I'm not such a whiner who begs for food on facebook even though I'm unemployed, tell him to grow a pair.

>> No.12477501

>>12475619
>No wonder your dad was crying when I sucked his dick last night

>> No.12477522

>>12476272
Twitter and reddit, also certain 4channel boards

>> No.12477525

>>12475180
People still use Facebook? Is this 2008?

>> No.12477531

>>12477501
Rerolling for this

>> No.12477533

>>12476163
You got pelted with balloons full of vegetable oil?

>> No.12477536

>>12475180
what does rave mean in this context and why do you keep reposting this shit thread

>> No.12477549

>>12477488
Oh she had Alzheimer's, no wonder she forgot to cup my balls

>> No.12477557

>>12476459
no one cares about fort macdonalds

>> No.12477571

>>12475707
Every town has some mentally ill person that everyone knows. Stop pestering him.