[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking


View post   

File: 2.95 MB, 720x720, wlOf_p11lixzbmAu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12473797 No.12473797[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Do Amerilards really?

>> No.12473804

>>12473797
yeah i bought some

>> No.12473833

>>12473797
damn that "they live" NPC lizard eye look that this woman has is pretty spooky I wouldnt trust anything this woman serves let alone fucking salad frosting wtf

>> No.12473910

>Do Americans dress salad

>> No.12474169
File: 279 KB, 600x800, 1471387758783.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12474169

>> No.12474192

>>12473797
>Do Amerilards really?
no
we live in the 21st century, so we don't have to eat salads like fucking tribesmen

>> No.12474194

>>12473833
She's so offputting that the ad had me wondering what direction this woman was given

>> No.12474210

>>12473797

Really eat ranch dressing? Fuck yeah, mutts fucking drink that shit in glasses.

>> No.12474823

>>12473833
>>12474194
She's a very attractive woman.

>> No.12475655

Ranch isn't even healthy

>> No.12475752

>>12475655
Congratulations on reading the words in the video.

>> No.12475764

>>12473797
It was taste tested in Commifornia

>> No.12475767

>>12473797
bought a case at walmart this AM

>> No.12475770

>>12473797
>literally just salad dressing that's marketed to appeal to kids
>even has "frosting" in quotation marks (ad-speak for "This is a lie")
>tfw OP falls for a cheap marketing ploy designed to fool children

>> No.12475798

>>12473797
that's a top quality sexy milf

>>12473833
>>12474194
shut the fuck up fucking homos

>> No.12476070

>>12473797
This is a dishonest ad. Make the mom 350lbs and the house a trailer, and it makes sense.

>> No.12476133

>>12473797

No. This will flop hard. Kids are fucking stupid but even theyll know its just ranch.

>> No.12476275

>>12473833
>>12474194
why are you gay?

>> No.12476297

>>12473833
>>12474194
Her acting combined with the ridiculous product makes it look like a Cinco ad.

>> No.12476314

Does amerumuffs pussy taste better?
One of the fews i havent tried yet.

>> No.12476325
File: 74 KB, 750x730, A621840F-97BB-45FD-9B45-78C9C7475E60.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12476325

>>12473797
i want to strangle this creature

>> No.12476397

>>12475764
And they hated it. Perfect for fatassed flyovers

>> No.12476422

>>12473797
Salad frosting? Bitch, please. I just ate vegan bagels with gluten free cream cheese.

Marketing in the US is somehow both ridiculously pathetic and impressively manipulative.

>> No.12476427

>>12473797
I use regular salad dressing in bottles this is obviously for children
I coulda used something like this, I only used italian dressing because the ranch bottles and other stuff looked weird to me.

>> No.12476431
File: 67 KB, 720x960, jbavasy1yz331.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12476431

>america

>> No.12476434

>>12473797
>do amerilards
>posts skelly
How... how retarded are you?

>> No.12476435

>>12473797
No you retard that's why it's on the news, because it's abnormal.

>> No.12476436

>>12476431
My kid ain't gonna wear no bullet-proof backpack! Those only protect the cowards running away.

>> No.12476457

>>12474823
>>12475798
>t. brainwashed amerifats

>> No.12476550

>>12476431
Mass shootings didn't happen when kids were allowed to bring their shotguns to school with them.