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12471193 No.12471193 [Reply] [Original]

I was on a date with a girl and later that night at her house having some drinks. I discovered that she kept her ketchup in the refrigerator so I promptly left

She literally has no idea why. I went into the fridge at her request to grab the soda for her drink wherein I saw the ketchup, closed the fridge and within 15 seconds was pulling my car out of her driveway.

>> No.12471201
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>>12471193
Things That Never Happened, the limited series.

>> No.12471203

That's why you left? I was keeping it there because I read about a great sex game that requires chilled ketchup.

>> No.12471211

>>12471193
Lmao missed out on pussy because "muh ketchup." What a pathetic loser.

>> No.12471217

>>12471211
t. a bottle of chilled ketchup

>> No.12471223

>>12471193
Is this why you’ll never have a gf OP?
Over ketchup? I suppose you deserve being forever alone then

>> No.12471225

>>12471223
Seinfeld had a new girlfriend every week.

>> No.12471229

>>12471225
Seinfeld is a sad man with poor values. Whatever gf he gets us doomed to see how worthless he and his humor is.
Besides. The real goal is gf wifey material

>> No.12471236

>>12471229
George gets a new one too so there goes your shitty mcshit assumption.

>> No.12471242

>>12471229
Marriage is just an artifact from a time that women were property. Your idea of a wife is nothing but a gentrified corruption of historical conditions and has no true value.

>> No.12471251

>>12471242
>Back when women were property
>No value
Look at the condition things are in now, you honestly don't think giving women the right to vote wasn't a horrendous mistake?

>> No.12471309

>>12471193
>She literally has no idea why
She probably thinks you’re gay. And she’s probably right.

>> No.12471317

>>12471193
If you don’t refrigerate it, germs will grow in it, you disgusting filthy leper.

>> No.12471323

>>12471242
/pol/tards BTFO

>> No.12471327

>>12471251
how tiny is your pee pee?

>> No.12471337

yeah, I would have done the same if I saw that someone had Heinz in their fridge

>> No.12471353

>be on airplane
>order burger in-flight meal
>ketchup packet is cold
>”excuse me has this been refrigerated?”
>“y-yes”
>promptly leave plane

>> No.12471374
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>>12471242
I pity you.

>> No.12471407

>>12471193
So ketchup doesn't need to be refrigerated after opening? What about mustard, relish and pickles and pickled variations, horse raddish, sweet vinegars like balsamic and seasoned rice vinegar, worcestershire sauce, soy sauce, fish sauce, steak sauce, hot sauce, jams, jellies, and preserves, etc.?

>> No.12471440

>>12471327
Normal size, how is yours? Dialated yet today?

>> No.12471456

>>12471242
But enlightenment is achieved by having meaningless relationships with people and basically embracing that they hold no value? Genius.

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Maybe she read the label and thought, oh ok.

>> No.12471471

I pour delicious refrigerated ketchup all over my steaks, fries, hamburgers, but most importantly: I love it on my hot dogs. I've met and banged so many cute bitches while shopping for my next bottle of Hunt's ketchup, it's unreal.

>> No.12471548

>>12471217
Not just "a," but THE.

>> No.12471687

>>12471466
>the man with the long nose who makes money from me buying more of this product said to do this so i should
This is you right now.

>> No.12471747

>>12471687
how the fuck does having cold ketchup make me buy it more?

>> No.12471823

heinz at room temperature is just tomato juice

>> No.12472231

what is wrong with refrigerated ketchup?

>> No.12472376

>>12471466
>best if used by date on cap
That clear things up. She probably thought that she needed to be used asap, and OP found her disgusting because she kept expired ketchup in her fridge.

>> No.12472386

>>12471747
He means that you take instructions from Jews, ya schmuck.

>> No.12472579

>>12471193
>I was on a date with a girl
OP is a liar and a cocksucker

>> No.12472583

>>12472386
He buys products from jews, but infantilly refuses to take note on storage. makes sense.

>> No.12472590

The important thing to remember here is that ketchup is a shit condiment for poor people regardless of its serving temperature.

>> No.12472601

>>12472231
People with autism have a hard time with foods that conflict in texture, color or temperature. Putting cold ketchup on hot fries/tendies is the equivalent of shitting on the plate to them.

>> No.12472617

>>12471203
...go on.

>> No.12472635

>>12471353
>be on cruise
>order some fries
>they bring them out with a side of COLD ketchup
>"excuse me has this ketchup been refrigerated?
>"y-yes"
>promptly leave ship and live like Tom Hanks in Castaway on a remote island

>> No.12472678

>Be first man on mars
>Nasa gives me 1st meal of choice.
>Burger and fries, being american and all.
>Ketchup is cold
>Take a huge jump and float in space for eternity.

>> No.12472913

>>12472386
The whole premise doesn't make sense. If it really was a conspiracy by the Jews over at BIG KETCHUP they would give you instructions to make the product expire quicker and thus force you to buy more.