store was out of broccoli

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store was out of broccoli Anonymous Tue Jun 11 21:40:58 2019 No.12470195 [Reply] [Original]

store was out of broccoli

>>	store was out of broccoli Tue Jun 11 21:41:47 2019 No.12470198 File: 1.09 MB, 1300x730, 20190614_203107_f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	store was out of broccoli Tue Jun 11 21:43:49 2019 No.12470209 File: 1.01 MB, 1300x730, 20190614_203836_f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470198

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 21:45:29 2019 No.12470215 >>12470209 I like where this is going

>>	store was out of broccoli Tue Jun 11 21:46:10 2019 No.12470217 File: 1.05 MB, 1300x730, 20190614_204055_f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470209

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 21:46:49 2019 No.12470218 >>12470217 oh fuck don't do it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 21:47:12 2019 No.12470221 >>12470217 Lul is everyone drunk tonight posting

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 21:47:39 2019 No.12470224 Include me in the screen cap.

>>	store was out of broccoli Tue Jun 11 21:47:45 2019 No.12470225 File: 1.13 MB, 1300x730, 20190614_204101_f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470217

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 21:49:19 2019 No.12470230 >>12470225 Perfect

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 21:49:23 2019 No.12470232 pee pee poo poo faaaart

>>	store was out of broccoli Tue Jun 11 21:49:57 2019 No.12470236 File: 1.03 MB, 1300x730, 20190614_204435_f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470225

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 21:50:57 2019 No.12470240 Local man creates broccoli from scratch

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 21:53:23 2019 No.12470250 imagine the smell

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 21:54:24 2019 No.12470256 We are watching creation itself. This is how God created broccoli.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 21:54:42 2019 No.12470257 Don't forget the cheese

>>	store was out of broccoli Tue Jun 11 21:57:17 2019 No.12470273 File: 1.12 MB, 1300x730, 20190614_205237_f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470236

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 21:59:15 2019 No.12470285 put me in the screencap plx

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:00:26 2019 No.12470293 if you drink it you will become the hulk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:02:00 2019 No.12470299 its gonna be too mushy or have a wierd slimy texture because of the sugars

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:02:14 2019 No.12470300 >>12470273 dont do it man, dont do it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:03:16 2019 No.12470304 it looks so jibbly

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:05:18 2019 No.12470314 File: 1.18 MB, 300x188, 1371969868321.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This whole thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:05:36 2019 No.12470315 >>12470195 Anon I was having an awful night and I think I may have slipped a disk after a 12 hour day but you put a smile on my face. Thank you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:05:55 2019 No.12470317 File: 825 KB, 220x125, tenor (3).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470217 You mad lad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:06:12 2019 No.12470319 I hate this board so goddamn much

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:06:28 2019 No.12470320 File: 153 KB, 240x320, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470273

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:07:11 2019 No.12470324 File: 2.00 MB, 500x265, e40382fb-6f97-449b-98ad-85946e943ce7.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470273

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:07:28 2019 No.12470327 File: 109 KB, 1024x577, 1560292206736.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470319 >not recognizing quality shit posting

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:08:09 2019 No.12470332 collie flower makes me sick but it tastes so good roasted

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:08:20 2019 No.12470333 >>12470195 best 4channel on thread right now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:08:52 2019 No.12470338 Is this the correct way to make broccoli?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:11:05 2019 No.12470342 >>12470338 No, you're supposed to drop in a rubber band so it'll come out fully bound. OP has ruined this dish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:11:18 2019 No.12470343 >if you can't find storebought broccoli, homemade is fine

>>	store was out of broccoli Tue Jun 11 22:13:52 2019 No.12470353 File: 1.05 MB, 1300x730, 20190614_205448_f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470273

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:16:49 2019 No.12470364 >>12470353 looks delicious

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:17:55 2019 No.12470372 File: 848 KB, 1200x675, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470353 what's the next step of your master plan?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:20:58 2019 No.12470382 File: 7 KB, 200x200, aaaaaaaaaaaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470353 FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, DONT EAT IT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:23:02 2019 No.12470389 >>12470353 now dunk it in bleach to change it back

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:28:24 2019 No.12470409 >>12470353 Sour apple cauliflower. The sourest of them all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:28:59 2019 No.12470411 File: 439 KB, 794x697, bueno.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470353 Now eat it

>>	store was out of broccoli Tue Jun 11 22:30:54 2019 No.12470421 File: 1.26 MB, 1300x730, 20190614_213632_f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470353

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:33:39 2019 No.12470432 >>12470421 dont eat it anon it makes mustard gas

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:35:50 2019 No.12470437 >>12470421 Absolute mad lad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:35:54 2019 No.12470438 >>12470421 Florets aren't dark enough. Cover that shit up with ranch quick, before someone notices.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:37:35 2019 No.12470451 File: 8 KB, 480x360, destiny.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470382 Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:38:30 2019 No.12470455 File: 2.02 MB, 1678x2238, 20190611_223800.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470195

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:43:10 2019 No.12470472 threads like these are why i even bother coming to this place

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:46:02 2019 No.12470485 >>12470421 People like you belong in tiny boxes with very little sunlight.

>>	store was out of broccoli Tue Jun 11 23:10:15 2019 No.12470586 File: 1.19 MB, 1300x730, 20190614_215648_f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470421

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 23:11:07 2019 No.12470591 >>12470586 i like this image

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 23:14:06 2019 No.12470599 >>12470586 would be keto if not for the green starch juice

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 23:18:18 2019 No.12470612 File: 50 KB, 720x960, 955d643eae1a090da8e1ab286b98d90b7720ed7cafba5e44622c890557e7c875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470217

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 23:22:34 2019 No.12470621 File: 1.78 MB, 356x200, 1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470586

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 23:25:45 2019 No.12470630 The absolute mad lad

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 23:27:05 2019 No.12470636 well, how does it taste?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 23:29:55 2019 No.12470643 File: 64 KB, 461x483, 1312928290379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 23:31:09 2019 No.12470646 File: 108 KB, 303x327, 922ba63e5570314a7302201bc9585fb4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470586

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 23:47:54 2019 No.12470701 >>12470636 The creation killed him

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 23:50:40 2019 No.12470717 >>12470636 It tastes like broccoli of course.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 01:33:04 2019 No.12471039 >>12470586 We have to know. You can't leave us like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 01:35:26 2019 No.12471050 >>12470586 ITT OP beats the system. Fuck you, broccoli industry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 01:36:50 2019 No.12471062 >>12470701 didnt let the beast out

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 01:38:05 2019 No.12471067 >>12470389 This

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 02:41:07 2019 No.12471287 >>12470353 Good job. Haven't seen OC in months.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 03:15:38 2019 No.12471416 Put me in the screencap bois

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 03:59:42 2019 No.12471519 File: 19 KB, 361x370, 1536273967451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 04:36:41 2019 No.12471590 >>12470586 Based and broccolipilled

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 04:42:31 2019 No.12471606 >>12470256 Beautiful

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 09:09:43 2019 No.12472146 >>12470586 this thread is far too good for /ck/. what are you doing here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 11:03:23 2019 No.12472441 >>12470586 No post the webm of you eating it you mad lad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 11:13:28 2019 No.12472469 why the fuck are all the reddit tourists saying mad lad

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 12:14:33 2019 No.12472700 OP don't leave us hanging here

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 12:24:24 2019 No.12472731 What is this wizardry

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 12:30:23 2019 No.12472751 File: 33 KB, 540x720, 1559246288046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470586

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 12:30:42 2019 No.12472752 >>12470586 an absolute legend

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 12:34:10 2019 No.12472769 great thread lads

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 12:35:57 2019 No.12472782 >only one store in town

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 13:07:41 2019 No.12472911 >>12471050 It's always nice to see someone take a chop at Big Broccoli

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 14:41:08 2019 No.12473402 We have to know how it was. OP, please don't be dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 15:29:31 2019 No.12473622 >>12470586 I love that snowman plate

Anonymous Wed Jun 12 15:32:39 2019 No.12473644
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>>12470586
>>12470586
See if you wanted to complete the illusion: Dip the ends in green dye so they are darker them roast them a bit in the oven. Then drizzle yellow cheese sauce on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 15:34:33 2019 No.12473654 >anon invents Impossible Broccoli When are you going public? Have you already pitched this to the Shark Tank?

>>	store was out of broccoli Wed Jun 12 15:36:47 2019 No.12473664 File: 409 KB, 750x667, store was out if broccoli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] store was out of broccoli

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 19:01:21 2019 No.12474723 And? How was it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 19:12:43 2019 No.12474770 I gots to know!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 19:37:23 2019 No.12474870 >>12470195 get green beans

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 20:00:20 2019 No.12474952 he's dead

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 20:03:11 2019 No.12474970 >food 4 less From the moment I laid my eyes on you, I knew you were my nigger

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 20:08:43 2019 No.12474998 File: 40 KB, 332x443, tumblr_pc1dmmjNtO1rleeyp_540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470586 Healthy meal, my nig

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 23:44:00 2019 No.12475972 bump

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 00:31:43 2019 No.12476162 >>12470586 >the snowman plate

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 02:19:30 2019 No.12476574 >>12470195 Thanks op >Your 4chan prision sentence has been extended

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 02:20:52 2019 No.12476580 >>12472911 Gives me hope the people will beat the man in the end after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 02:30:01 2019 No.12476618 File: 5 KB, 200x236, 1476754424559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470353

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 02:31:34 2019 No.12476623 Brocblocked

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 02:34:10 2019 No.12476630 File: 10 KB, 480x258, 911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470586 OP are you ok

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 02:46:00 2019 No.12476659 >>12470586 Those fucking EGGS anon. Why.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 03:22:23 2019 No.12476825 >>12476659 >eggs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 14:14:59 2019 No.12478817 >>12470421 blessed image

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:38:12 2019 No.12479561 >>12476659 I choose to believe they're as real as the broccoli. They can't be actual eggs... right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:45:41 2019 No.12479604 >>12476659 Store was out of eggs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 18:36:11 2019 No.12480124 File: 6 KB, 250x250, 1519393248472s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479604 fuck....

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 18:44:37 2019 No.12480163 >>12476659 i thought that was sauteed chicken (technically it is)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 18:47:29 2019 No.12480181 >>12480163 technically, the eggs are placentas -- food for the chickens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:12:36 2019 No.12480299 File: 237 KB, 367x306, 1560379704927.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12480181 Please no. It looks like some kinda batter. Pretty sure placenta would look more gray.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:17:11 2019 No.12480329 >>12480124 What ever happened to Dolan? Haven't seen him in years.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 21:51:43 2019 No.12481038 >>12480124 Zoomers took over

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 22:06:04 2019 No.12481103 >>12470586 Top tier shitposts in 2019, what a time to be alive

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 00:01:22 2019 No.12481611 >>12470421 ALIEN BROCCOLI??

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 10:17:11 2019 No.12483486 >>12470195 Dinotendies...is that you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:22:30 2019 No.12484581 >>12470586 update, please, for the love of god

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 17:15:15 2019 No.12485076 >>12470586 Something about that fucking snowman. He's just so goddamn happy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 23:30:32 2019 No.12486496 Thank you OP

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 03:25:38 2019 No.12487264 File: 867 KB, 640x356, out of broccoli n.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 03:44:14 2019 No.12487314 >>12470586 necessity breeds innovation goodspeed

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 06:33:04 2019 No.12487650 >>12487264 Thank you for making this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 07:43:47 2019 No.12487854 Best ck thread of 2019

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 07:55:01 2019 No.12487881 >>12487264 I like you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 08:21:48 2019 No.12487956 >"gee, why does this thread about the store being out of broccoli have a hundred replies" Oh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 08:24:31 2019 No.12487966 File: 34 KB, 496x600, coolfag.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470586 you done good OP >>12487264 bless you kind sir

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 08:53:38 2019 No.12488048 >>12470586 where did you get that plate

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 11:48:27 2019 No.12488528 >>12470586 LMFAAAO

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 11:55:00 2019 No.12488556 >>12470319 See you tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 11:58:15 2019 No.12488565 >>12470586 fucking legend

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:45:07 2019 No.12488719 >>12470195 don't go there on sunday night

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:48:51 2019 No.12488736 >>12487956 >gee

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:32:30 2019 No.12489397 >>12488556 hey

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:34:48 2019 No.12489403 This thread is cursed and everyone involved should be banned.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 16:02:50 2019 No.12489528 >>12489403 t. big broccoli

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 18:41:33 2019 No.12490222 >>12480329 He stopped being funny. I miss when he was funny, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 22:19:41 2019 No.12491474 File: 989 KB, 1107x1031, bruh what the fuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jesus >>12470195 >>12470209 >>12470217 >>12470225 >>12470236 >>12470273 >>12470353 >>12470421 >>12470586 Jesus fucking christ

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 16 00:54:16 2019 No.12492123 File: 17 KB, 480x318, 5bf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 16 09:13:34 2019 No.12493453 >>12470353 fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 16 09:23:12 2019 No.12493484 File: 25 KB, 250x303, 1537427676696.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12470586 fabulous

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 16 09:24:40 2019 No.12493492 File: 135 KB, 311x256, snowman.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Real MVP of the thread here

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